I have no interest in covering Khloe Kardashian’s latest “Gurl, you might want to see a professional about your issues” appearance (go here to see the NSFW photos). So I’m doing this Kim Kardashian post, because we have a million new photos of Kim from the past three days. She was in NYC. Then Kim and Khloe flew to London over the weekend, but only for a night. Then they flew back to LA where the whole Kardashian Klan attended French Montana’s birthday party. I’m also adding photos of Kim and Khloe at the airport, plus a few photos of Kim, Kanye and North out in NYC on Friday.
So, what else is going on with Kim? Eh. On Thursday, she and Kanye wore matching Balmain outfits and went to an album release party at the Soho House for Theophilus London. Kanye executive produced the album. Kim was also spotted carrying around Jennifer Lopez’s new book, True Love, and Jennifer tweeted a thank you to Kim. And Kim gave this interview to The Daily Mail while she was in London over the weekend – some highlights:
Kim’s fashion icon: ‘I love Kate Moss. I love how she wears her winged eyeliner and her messy hair and how it looks so effortless but still put together. It looks beachy and messy at the same time; I love her glamour.’
Kim shills for Hairfinity, a haircare vitamin complex: ‘I’ve tried so many things and I really genuinely love this product. I take two pills in the morning with my vitamins and it works for me.’
She wishes she hadn’t lasered off part of her baby hairs at hairline: “I wanted some back, I wish I hadn’t lasered so much off and when I started taking this supplement, they started growing back the perfect amount so that made me really happy.’
Beauty tips: ‘As far as products, I love anything from a Neutrogena face wipe to the Kardashian Beauty dry shampoo and conditioner, which we have coming out. I’ve never seen a dry conditioner out there but it really helps when you’re trying to not wash your hair.’
She loves tanning: ‘Tanning is everything, I tan all the time and I do the beds because I have psoriasis so it really helps with that and I just think when you tan, it makes you look so much skinnier.’
I agree with Kim that it was a mistake to laser off all of her baby hairs at her hairline. It was much more noticeable a few years ago, when her lack of baby hairs and her over-Botoxing made her look especially alien-like. I tend to think Kim hiring Chris McMillian to do her hair has dramatically improved that situation, plus Kim isn’t wearing so many weaves these days. As for Kim’s obsession with Kate Moss… A) I think most women love the way Kate Moss can sort of effortlessly put a look together, so Kim’s not alone and B) I’ve always thought Kanye is probably more obsessed with Kate, you know?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Kim’s IG, Fame/Flynet.
Kylie looks like a blow up doll in a witch costume.
a living Bratz.
Haha, that’s just correct
I laughed out loud when I saw her.
Good god this woman is just so simple. Tanning in no way makes one look slim. I just can’t with her and all the fakeness and all the surgery and all the damn lies. I am so surprised that newly nipped nose isn’t growing yet!
she usually gets fake spray tans.
I have to disagree, i think tans do make you look a lot slimmer.
Age spots from too much tanning also make you look so much slimmer 😉
My mom would always try to get me to lie out in the sun before prom, etc when I was in high school. She said, “Dark meat looks smaller than white meat.” I didn’t listen because I was Goth and liked being pale. 🙂
I’m 62. Believe me, when you get older you will be happy if you didn’t bake your face.
@ByteMe: yes, sun spots — nature’s contouring! The stupid is strong with Kim K.
You won’t look 20 pounds thinner no but it does have a slimming effect. I thought this will well-known?
I thought the same thing. If that were the case wouldn’t all dark-skinned people look super skinny?
ha ha ha ha. That made me LOL. Being a dark-skinned person, I so wish that was true.
Yeah, it will make you slim. When you lose your appetite due to the chemo you’ll have to undergo if you get tanning-induced skin cancer.
Right. And when you see the leathery, wrinkled skin on your face and the crepey skin on your arms, you will lose your appetite. Lol. I never sun bathed because it bored me and I look 20 years younger than my friends who did. Not to brag or anything.
Maybe it’s slimming, I’ve never particularly noticed. Kim’s orange spray tan always looks like crap to me. She seems to think it does good things for her appearance, but she just looks fake and it’s never attractive. She has self-image issues probably all from her shallow, empty mother. No amount of beauty products can hide how unattractive they are as people.
Tanning definitely makes one look slimmer. I’ve noticed it personally. That being said, tanning beds are incredibly dangerous and fake-baking is a terrible thing to do. That’s why I use the Jergens sunless tan lotion.
Right…except it doesn’t. What’s she going to do when she’s old and leathery? They can’t do dermabrasion on your whole body, can they?
I’m sure she’ll try anything at that point! But so irresponsible for endorsing tanning beds, Moron!
Also, that picture of North makes me so sad. Poor baby…
OTOH, Kylie looks ridiculous and plasticky…at 18! SMH
But Kimmie has noticed people saying Nori never has a comfort toy in these pics so lo and behold- Kim is now carrying a dolly…. Alas, Nori doesn’t seem too comforted by it. Maybe if we all say Nori should be left he with the nanny, that will happen too. I’ll start:
Wouldn’t it be great if Nori were left home with the nanny instead of being continually jet- lagged? Poor little pumpkin. She’s old enough now that her doting parents could keep in touch via video calls.
Rest assured she won’t try to darken North’s skin.
Oh yeah, we can. I’m an Esthetician though and trust me it’ll take a LOT more than derm abrasion to get rid of the wrinkles tanning will give you.
I’m sure they’ll try.
As someone who tries to stay out of the sun as much as possible and/or wears sunscreen religiously, I would like to say: Muppets. What she means to say is “It makes me look so hot.” which is true now (well …). But yeah, wait until you skin flips you off. Cancer, wrinkles, premature age spots, let’s have a party. But I’m sure she’ll just have more procedures.
I also stay out of the sun, hard because I now live in Florida, the sunshine state. I’ve always worn sunscreen but still had skin cancer a few years ago. People tell me to go get so color on my skin because I’m pale, but I’m 36 and people think I’m in my 20s because I have such nice skin. Tanners like Kim will definitely regret looking old and wrinkled by 40
Baby hairs at hairline? – which means I’ve just admitted to reading an article on Kim K. Urgh, I gotta go hide now…
tanning is one thing….looking like you rolled yourself in Doritos is quite another
LOL.
Tanning = Thin …………😱😂
Oh, Kim, you are so right! My aunt looked so much thinner when she was dying of melanoma!
this!
So sorry about your Aunt, Lilacflowers.
Thanks, Punky. I miss her everyday. Sudden, extreme weight loss was how we knew something was wrong. She had developed cachorexia. The melanoma had spread to multiple organs and she was gone in a very short time. I get checked every six months because of her.
So sorry about your aunt.
Even if you avoid melanoma by sheer luck, the grace of your higher power, genetics, WHATEVER… you’re still gonna look like a wrinkled up old mess if you make a habit of tanning in your youth. ALTHOUGH, I guess if you’re face is 80% fillers and plastic, it might not affect you.
“I think most women love the way Kate Moss can sort of effortlessly put a look together” Nope, I’m definitely in the ‘not most women’ camp there.
+1 The just rolled out of bed look while smoking a cigarette…not hot.
+ million
How does tanning help with psoriasis?
It doesn’t:
Position Statement on Indoor Tanning
Considered by the National Psoriasis Foundation Medical Board on February 28, 2013; edited and reconsidered on July 31, 2013; Approved by the Medical Board on July 31, 2013
National Psoriasis Foundation (NPF) supports the following policy statement to ensure patient safety:
Phototherapy (light therapy), performed under medical supervision is safe, effective, and cost-effective. The National Psoriasis Foundation does not support the use of indoor tanning beds as a substitute for phototherapy performed with a prescription and under the supervision of a physician. Only medical professionals should provide and advertise light therapy for the treatment of psoriasis.
Phototherapy or light therapy, involves exposing the skin to ultraviolet light on a regular basis under medical supervision. Treatments are done in a doctor’s office or at home with a phototherapy unit monitored by a health care professional. All phototherapy treatments, including purchase of equipment for home use, require a prescription.
http://www.psoriasis.org/about-psoriasis/treatments/statement-on-tanning-beds
Tanning helps to thicken the skin temporarily and it also helps speed up the process of shedding dead skin as well, which often helps slough off the flaky scaly stuff, but it’s a very temporary fix.
HOWEVER, most doctors I’ve been to (yes, I have psorasis myself) do not recommend it because 1.) tanning increases the risk of skin cancer, which is a pretty big risk and because 2.) now, most people with psorasis can benefit from medications and treatments that don’t carry such a risk. My doctor only recommends tanning for people who have either very bad cases or those who have shown serious resistance to all kinds of drugs or treatments.
I really wish the medical establishment would stop with the all-or-nothing approaches. The fact is, a LITTLE regular sunlight is healthy, especially for Vitamin D production. It does also help with psoriasis. And the medications for psoriasis, while they do work great and in more severe cases are absolutely necessary, are IMMUNOSUPPRESSIVE. They suppress the immune system. Have you heard the commercials? They talk about exposure to Tuberculosis! It’s great that we don’t have much TB here in the U.S. and in other Western nations, but in all those countries we have constant environmental exposure to other mycobacteria, and studies are just now starting to show the fallout from using these immunosuppressive drugs too much. An increased risk of mycobacterial diseases, particularly in the lungs.
Moderation, and multi-pronged approaches. They do work.
*steps off soap box, ends rant
Yes, thanks for this. Sun causes cancer, but so does lack of Vitamin D (which can be caused by lack of exposure to the sun). Not to mention the link between sunlight and good mood. All legal substances, sunshine included, in moderation.
Tanning beds are just idiotic, though — much more aggressive than natural light, and you can pick up all kinds of crap from the beds themselves. Also, I can’t imagine that the spray tan soaking into her skin is helping with the psoriasis.
Alep’s soap and zinc can
I mean, pasty white fat probably looks more startling to lightly tanned fat, but I’d rather risk that one and not expose my skin to any more UV rays than it ‘needs’ to be exposed to.
I did go to the tanning salon a couple of times before my wedding this summer – I still had people commenting on how ‘porcelain’ I looked. Here I was thinking I looked super tan haha. I’m cool with my paleness, and ultimately, I tend to freckle or burn if I’m in the sun, so I might as well just avoid the whole thing. My aunt has had two bouts of surgery around her nose from skin cancer, so I think I’ll stick with my light leg ‘makeup’ when I’m wearing a dress, and embrace the pale. The Irish and Scottish genetics really overpowered any French and possible mi’kmaq I might have down the line – the husband on the other hand is Scottish and Wampanoag and he has had maybe a handful of sunburns in his life, and tans like nobodies business.
Had a similar issue but in a weirdly positive way with my own wedding – I’ve always been pale pale at the best of times (a result of my family taking a thousand years to get around to marrying anyone off of a few rainy islands – Irish, Welsh and enough Scottish for ‘variety’😀- and my total terror of tanning. Multiple family memebers were part of the whole ‘lay on the tar roof, on foil, covered in Crisco – yes really – and tan crowd. And everyone who did is dead of skin cancer moving on to bone & brain. Makes a girl all paranoid about Mr Sun!) so in my wedding images I’m just my normal pale icy self (just in a white princess gown I let my mom pick) and no one then or now looks back and sees I had double pnemonia and while I’ve been told it was a lovely wedding and I looked pretty… no memories beyond a few fragmented feverish ones as friends kept me upright through the vows then dinner. Tanless success! Pale for the win!😄
Hahaha, this is a true benefit really. My grandmother worships the sun. She’s 89 and still goes out on the deck and tans. I have to be SUPER sick to even look a little bit more pale than I am naturally, so it definitely is nice that way. I can’t even imagine going through a long wedding day with pneumonia – especially double pneumonia. I’m an thoroughly impressed haha.
Erinn – don’t be too impressed. I was basically a walking marionette for my friends. “Look up, smile”, “sit here and drink this” (“This” being an interesting concoction called Typhoon… it’s equal parts sunny d, vanilla vodka and everclear. The sunny d for the vitamins and the everclear for absolutely no pain at all!) I was also really lucky that all I cared about was the “Do you? Do you? Cool, you’re married” part. My husband planned pretty much the whole shebang and I just had to show. In a really weird way, being sick was a blessing. All those wedding days nerves? Gone. Just a vague fog and the knowledge that if I could just stay upright a bit longer, there was a big bed and my honey to curl up to between times I had to sit up long enough to take another round of meds. But definitely pale unite! We’ll be happily swanning about at 70 looking 50 while the tan folks spend their time obsessing over their next massive skin crack!
I’m with you Erinn. Forget the tan and embrace the pale. I am a natural auburn-red, pasty white, freckled woman.
I have a lot of red undertone in my hair, haha. I’m pretty sure I was just meant to be a red-head – but mom and dad both had nearly black hair so I got a bit more pigment. Dad used to always get red in his beard though – before he went gray.
I dig my freckles though – and Der thinks they’re adorable because he has none 🙂
People are so rude about it. I don’t know why people feel so compelled to constantly tell me how pale I am. It’s so rude.
Embrace the pale! You can’t fight your natural colour. If you do, you end up looking like a leather handbag in your 40s – NEVER A GOOD LOOK!
It’s incredibly rude! Would someone go up to a black person and tell them how dark they think they are! It’s a racist and insensitive thing to do.
I just got a spray on tan for mine. I really liked it actually and I’ve had a couple more since for big occasions. I kind of agree in that it can make clothes look nicer on you and it highlighted my work out muscles nicely but that’s about it. Being an Aussie I am horrified at the thought of deliberately tanning in the sun and it seems to be working, nobody believes me when I tell them I’m 34.
She’ll probably get some kind of skin implant surgery, cause girls gonna have mad wrinkles and blotchy skin.
She needs to quit with that face, dead eyes aren’t attractive. I have a few friends with psoriasis and tanning definitely helps, but one ended up with skin cancer on her cheek so she had to stop, gotta be careful. I love the sun and being tan but when I hit 30 I took it down a few notches because I noticed more wrinkles on my face, wish it wasn’t so bad for you because man it feels good to be in the sun!
What the hell has the young one done to her face??
She looks like Boehner Matted with a Cheetos Puffed level orange
B) Atta Girl shilling for Skin cancer Causing tanning Beds!
C) There Has to be a special place in hell for Kris and the fact she is letting her 17 y.o get fillers, surgery and gallivant around the globe with her daughter’s friend’s Man ffs
This exactly. Kris has always made my eyes roll-but how she’s “parenting” those 2 younger girls is making me angry.
I can’t believe Kris is letting Kylie get away with everything she is doing, there is a special place in hell for her indeed.
Kylie Jenner is slowly but surely turning into a blowup Bratz doll with her oversized lips and overinflated head. Does no one in this family have normal/proportional-sized body parts?!
Does no one in this family have normal brains and thinking??
It is crazy how plastic the young one looks already.
She looks older than all of the Duggar girls in their twenties. Is there nothing between puritanical and whoredom?
That is an awesome question, Gina. Where is the mother f-ing happy medium? Too basic and boring to be on TV, I guess.
So folks who are naturally “tanned” (with high amounts of melanin in their skin) should always look slim I guess. Sometimes people should just keep their mouths shut.
She’s just saying that tanning makes you look slimMER, not slim. I’m no Kim K fan, but give her a break on this one. She’s right.
So, people of color “look ” (natural tan) slimmer…Uh no. Still dumb. No breaks from me.
People of color look slimmer being dark skinned than they would if they had the exact same body but pale skin instead. Dark = slimming, but it’s all relative. Darker skin will slim you RELATIVE TO YOUR BODY. Not sure how I can break it down any further for you.
Lol yeaa come on guys don’t be obtuse. She’s saying if you compare her at her natural skin next to her with a tan, she appears slimmer. She didn’t say anything close to “dark people are all slim”. It’s in relation to yourself, not a comparison to anyone else….
Please jay. No one needs you to break down anything. Kim kardashian is wrong period. Darker skin does not make you look slimmer, whether its because its your natural skin color or because of a tan. And Kim is the only one who should be accused of being ”obtuse”.
Mmmm but it does. Kind of a well known fact. Blows my mind some people blindly deny that tanness gives the illusion of (relative) thinness… like do a simple google search and educate yourself.
I didn’t realize that NY virtue of being tan every person on the planet of color has a natural skinny mirage ability.
Why do they keep letting this dumb trick speak and give interviews??
Jesus, that trio is HORRIFYING. Look at the youngest one. What has she done to herself?! I simply don’t understand these people. The only human in that coven/herd is North. Everytime I see her, I feel sad. Which is awful, because she is an innocent baby surrounded by those women. I just wonder how old North will be when she hets her first bit of “work” done.
Poor North is just an innocent little babe right now but god only knows what this brood will turn her into. Poor kid.
She will do to Northwest exactly what Kris did to her and her siblings. Sell her out to the highest bidder. Northies ultimate revenge would be to marry the whitest guy she can find, an albino. Don’t practice what your mama preaches North.
Sweet mother of the divine lord, that one on the right, in the lead pic, should be arrested/immured/ sternly told orf. Atrocious.
Well done Kim for legitimising the use of sunbeds to those credulous young women who hang on your every word regarding beauty. (I await a back-pedal, whingeing about ‘context’)
I thought just recently Kim said she swears by her Kardashian Kollection fake tan product? Now she says she uses tanning beds ? She needs to get her lies straight.
I thought Kylie was Arianna for a quick second.
Do you guys know of people who were popular in high school but that’s where they pretty much peaked. You see them years later and it’s like they are still stuck in high school and still believing they are popular when really they just come off as pathetic ? That’s what the Kardashian/Jenner clan remind me of. It’s like they are just so tacky now. Their 10 pounds of make-up, over-inflated parts, tacky clothing…they are just stuck in a time warp…but still expect the world to see them as the “cool and popular kids”.
Haha! North is having none of the foolishness in that pic!
Did you notice she now has a toy?
I did and PMK most have been reading the comment on the blogs because many people have point out that North never has a toy and now she been pop twice with one.
It happens on the time with them the people on blogs point out thing and the Kardashians react to it.
North needs a ”I cannot sanction your buffoonery” t-sthirt.
You know what else makes you look thinner? Wearing clothes that actually fit. Also, not stuff your ass with silicone or whatever it is they use.
^^THIS. Also, eating sensibly helps, and not worrying about being a stick figure, and just accepting that most people are never, ever going to be a size 0 or 2. At my absolute skinniest I was a size 8. And I was probably 20 lbs underweight. I think I’ll keep my larger size, thank you, and myself skin cancer-free.
Also, has it occurred to this nitwit that Kate Moss manages to look skinny WITHOUT looking like leather or a Dorito dustbowl? Because she IS skinny naturally, and doesn’t try to force it with five layers of Spanx and clothes that are four sizes too small.
My first impressions upon seeing that first photo:
1. Her idol must be Goldie Hawn after the lip plumping scene in 1st Wives Club “Guh Bornin Barty (Good morning, Marty).
2. WTF is that besides Satan’s home girl?
3. This family needs plastic surgery methodone.
#3 is slaying me! *dead*
What the HELL happened to Kylie? I thought that around a year ago or so she had the most interesting and lovely face out of all of the Kardashian brood, now we’ve got a glassy-eyed Ariana Grande.
She is utterly mindless
Russia has the living breathing Barbie Doll…..So America by way of Kylie Jenner has come up with their own Living Breathing Bratz Doll……although I think she is trying to do her version of a Slutty version of Ariana Grande .. It comes at as Just Plain Slutty…..
I think their mirrors must lie to them. Surely they can’t be seeing the same thing that we all see. Also, their values are hideously distorted. Free North West!
If Robert Kardashian could come back and see what’s become of his family, I wonder what he’d do.
Nevermind tanned vs pale, what’s this nonsense about thinner = better? I think ‘better’ means being happy within yourself, whether that’s tanned, fat, thin, pale, whatever.
Doesn’t Kim naturally have a darker skin tone, thanks to her Armenian genes? Wouldn’t that be enough? I can’t imagine that all that makeup she uses is good for her psoriasis either.
I still remember the biochem prof in college continually warning the students about their habit of sunning themselves on the dorm roofs. This was back in the late sixties and he kept saying they were setting themselves up for skin cancer. He had a natural darker color (from India) himself but the students were mostly ethnically from pale ancestry.
Your right about the skin cancer part….I am sitting here with a nose with a spot that was freeze burned off Friday and another on my cheek that had to be biopsied and sent off .Waiting to hear about the results…..I don’t go in the sun because of my fair skin…northern European ancestry and Nordic blonde …but I did try to suntan in school….and I’m paying for that now 50 years later….
Here’s hoping that the biopsy results bring good news for you; I’m sorry you’ve had to go through that misery.
Sad that Kim thinks a tan makes her look thin. Maybe that’s why she shows lots of her bare body’s tanned skin. I’m a size 2 and the clothes she sqeezes into would be tight on me
WTH is up with her wearing those lace up heels with EVERYTHING! Ugh. Is she being paid for wearing ’em?
Who is the freaky looking chick with Kris and Kylie Jenner?
She’s just pimping their tanning products. However since her core “audience” is probably 12, she’ll have girls running to tanning parlors and then dealing with leathery skin, wrinkles and skin cancer in 20 years. If she wore clothes that were her actual size she wouldn’t look like a stuffed sausage, well she still would, but not as much. Why must this site and others just like continue to promote this family’s every move. They will never go away….cockroaches, Cher and the Kardashians.
She’s an idiot. It’s like saying “I smoke because it helps me stay thin”. Sure…it may make you look better at that moment but tanning…particularly in tanning beds is hella dangerous. I have melanoma (probably from early sun exposure…don’t burn so no sunscreen ever ) and know plenty of melanoma patients. Any dermatologist will tell you tanning beds are bad for you. Plus eventually…they make you look old and gross. Case in point…tan mom.
Does Kanye’s leather pants have built-in knee pads!?
And her younger sister isn’t she 16! WTF and why am I shocked!?
She’ll really love all that tanning when her skin looks like leather when she’s older.
Wow, are those lips for real? I mean, I know they’re fake but do they actually really exist in this time-space continuum? Because they are truly disgusting…
The saddest thing is that PMK is the Best looking of them
I love what Kylie is wearing, but that face! What has happened? Her mouth is so blown up and plastic-y.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK.
I just CANNOT believe that in 2014, there’s public figures still advocating tanning beds. Just when I think this brain dead moron can’t get any worse.. there she goes again opening her stupid mouth. Vacuous muppet.
It makes me SO MAD. I slather myself in zinc sunscreen everyday (I live in Australia – and I am originally from the UK) Skin cancer is a HUGE problem, yes, I know Vitamin D is extremely important however there are plenty of good D3 supplements out there, especially for us pale folk. I guess all we have to do is look at PMK’s hands and neck to see what kind of damage Kim will have in 10 years time or so. Sad when of course there are young silly (okay I shouldn’t say that – “IMPRESSIONABLE”) girls out there who will probably think “OMG I NEED TO TAN TO BE BEAUTIFUL/SKINNY”. Seven years ago in Australia, a beautiful girl named Clare Oliver fought until the end to try and change legislation to see the demise of tanning beds/teenagers having access to them.
It’s so sad that seven years later there’s still morons like Kim Kardashian advocating the use of these cancer beds. http://www.skincancer.org/true-stories/patient-made-a-difference
“Vacuous muppet.”
Hey!! No need to insult my beloved Muppets.
HAHA! I apologise. Let’s go with vacuous ‘twit’ 😀
Well said Laura. Like I said above, she’s so irresponsible and an utter moron. The least she can do now is retract this statement so that the young, impressionable and dare I say, idiotic fans of hers will think twice about using tanning beds. SMH
And this person is a mother!!!!!
No tanning for me! I am super pale, I’m probably the palest person on Celebitchy. People always try to out-pale me but I always win that contest. I am fanatic about sunscreen and reapplying often during the summer. I’m 26 now and people still assume I’m in college, probably around 20 or so. I alwaya get looks of bewilderment when I tell people my real age and I’ll probably get carded til I’m 40. I dunno if that means 10 years from now that means people will think I’m still in my twenties. But Kim is only a few years older than me and she looks like she is much older. I wish she’d lay off… Well everything! She doesn’t need to tan, her natural complexion is beautiful.
Kim would look 20 pounds lighter without those giant deformed implants in her backside. When she talks about dieting, exercising and tanning to look slimmer, I have to laugh. Take out the butt implants you dope!
Quick everyone do the left squinty eye look?
Yahhhh l use to say same too Kimmie till i was diagnosed with melanoma stage 2a. Might want to reconsider that. Its NOT FUN!!!
Dry conditioner is absolutely already a thing.
“Tanning is everything. It makes you look skinnier.” Great way to push skin cancer, dip$hit Kim. She actually uses tanning beds. I thought that was a thing of the past. God, I just can’t with her & her family.