Last Friday, I wondered aloud what happened to Bradley Cooper’s Oscar campaign. He hit hard (and early) in October with a conversation about wanting babies. Since then, he’s been surprisingly low key because he’s busy on Broadway with a starring role in the Elephant Man revival. But don’t worry, ladies. Daddy is back and covering the January issue of Vanity Fair to promote his turn as a Navy SEAL in American Sniper.
This cover is really something, right? BCoop and his big red balls are paying tribute to an iconic Sean Connery image. It doesn’t quite work out as planned. Connery played it smooth, and Bradley is full of frenetic energy. VF really played up the blue in his eyes too. Only a few excerpts have surfaced so far. Bradley says he nearly quit acting during his Alias days to go back and get a Ph.D. in English lit. Can you imagine professor BCoop? Excerpts, please:
On emotionally preparing for the role: “Losing someone close to me. Going through love and loss . . . knowing what’s important. Realizing that the bottom line is that all I got is me, so it’s about time to stop trying to be something that I think you would want me to be. Or that would give me what I think I need. As you get older, thank God, your body deteriorates, but your soul sort of flourishes.”
He didn’t take simulants to gain weight: “aand didn’t want to do anything. I had a realistic conversation. Can I do this in three months naturally? Can I gain 30 pounds of f***ing muscle? I didn’t know if I would be able to do it or not. Thank God–luckily–my f***ing body reacted fast.”
On his state of mind: “I see life much more gray as I get older. I was so sort of black-and-white in my late 20s. There’s right and there’s wrong and that’s it. That’s a tough way to live. It’s rare that I judge somebody, really rare. I think people feel that, so it’s sort of easy to get close to somebody if you don’t feel judged by them.”
Getting gritty at work: “I always knew I wanted to be in the trenches with a director making the movie. I always felt that’s what I’m supposed to be doing. I always knew deep down that if I’m not going to do that then I’m not too long for this business.”
Sienna Miller on BCoop: “He’d be brilliant, but he’d be a nightmare [as a director]. He won’t let anyone get away with anything.”
[From Vanity Fair]
These excerpts aren’t too interesting. I hope some better tidbits surface soon. Bradley needs to dig deep for that Oscar nomination, so he can make it a threefer. Do you think he’ll ever win an Academy Award? This role should show some range and get him out of the yelling trap. BCoop will earn a nomination at the very least. Body transformation, yo.
Here’s a photo of BCoop hopping on the NYC subway a few weeks ago. I love it when celebrities take the subway. Dude is trying hard to not be noticed, but he looks like an extra on Law & Order: SVU. Come to think of it, he appeared on the show during Season 6. (I watch too many USA reruns at the gym.)
Photos courtesy of Vanity Fair, Fame/Flynet & WENN
No? No.
Again, no.
No and Lemme add: He looks super douchebaggy in the face… i feel bad he cant help that situation
ForeverNo.
No
More no.
The older he gets, the more rat-faced he looks.
My response was “Uh…no.” I don’t find him to be sexy at all.
Bahaha. No.
My thoughts exactly.
“Bradley Cooper has balls” is in the headline. Well, yeah, we’ve seen the beige booty shorts. And why is Anna Wintour seen EVERYWHERE these days?
He’s so gross. The End.
YAY. The internet is fixed. Howling mandog has returned!
Heh, hi my Kidoo. Missed you. 🙂
8th? Again no.
I’ve got my decoder ring on for this one, but I need more clues.
When it comes to looks, style and screen presence, Cooper is not even in the same category as Connery. Weird they tried to make that connection.
Also, as I quickly skimmed his interview, I misread one of the quotes as
“I see life as much more gay as I get older”. Silly me.
LOL you’re such a rumor monger. *cough*
@mia girl, I totally read the same thing! Then I giggled and then I felt bad.
(I’m glad you’re here to assuage my guilt.)
@mimif – count on me to hold your hand on our way to h*ll.
@jaderu – Me, a rumor monger? Never. Just for some reason* my brain went there. All I can say is thank goodness he’s not the lead in Fifty Shades of Gray**. I’d be having all kinds of issues.
*rumors
**yes I know the movie uses Grey… but I gave myself literary license. Sue me EL James.
Compare their hand placement and how they hold the cue. BCoop’s fingers are killing me. It’s like he’s making the stereotypical wrist drop “aw gurrrrl” pose. And Sean is actually playing pool.
Yep. Shame on VF for even going near that iconic image with a comparison like this. Ugh.
NO. Ugh.
these VF photoshoppers are really getting their money’s worth of their Blue-Eye touchup tool.
lol, it must have been a large investment.
He looks like Ted Bundy.
BINGO!
I read on some kind of prediction site that no so flattering pictures of him will apear in public,”friends”cellphones.
He DOES look like Ted Bundy, he really really does! I’m telling you someone needs to check this guys basement- somebody is in there.
LOL.
Maybe that’s where he’s keeping the old Renee Zellweger. She did go MIA after they broke up….
You know, on second examination of the cover, I’m actually seeing shades of young Barry Manilow.
I thought also on Manilow
I know I’m in the minority here, but I really like him. I think he’s great actor (best part of both American Hustle and SLP) and really handsome. I have no problem with him getting a third Oscar nom (but I do hope he breaks up with Suki before Awards Season so that I don’t have to look at her blank, pouty “model” face on too many red carpets…)
I like him too. I think he’s a good actor not a great actor. He just has a very creepy vibe about him.
That’s what I hate the most about him being with Suki. She’s so BLAND. Like how is it that all these guys find all of the bland models.
In the latest issue of Non-Threatening Girlfriends Monthly.
I’m irrationally mad at him for breaking up with Zoe Saldana. She seemed so smitten with him; instead he picks this bland doofus.
I agree, I like him a lot too and find him very talented. There is a weirdo vibe to him, but I’d say it’s more quirky (think Johnny Depp) than creepy (think Woody Allen). Dating Suki isn’t helping at all but there’s worse people out there.
Yeah, I’m not a fan (although I did love him in Alias) but I don’t get the creepy vibe many people get.
I liked him until Suki Waterhouse. It’s not just the age difference, although that is troublesome, it just doesn’t seem like a relationship and more like a contract. I don’t think he’s gay but if he is, he could have picked a better beard.
I think he’s a very talented actor, though.
I think Cooper is an excellent actor and a very handsome star. In all of his articles, he comes across as incredibly educated and smart in both a book-smart way and an intuitive, people-person way. One thing I don’t get about him and Suki is that she just seems a lot less intelligent than he is, but maybe that’s just because she doesn’t do a lot of interviews. Or maybe it’s because Cooper has sought out a younger and dumber woman to date. That’s why I hope he doesn’t marry her, I just think he can do better, especially in the brains department.
A lot of people love him in Silver Linings and American Hustle, and I do, too, but I also love his acting in the Hangover films, The A-Team, and as Rocket Raccoon in Guardians! Imo, he can do comedy, drama, action, and voice acting all really well.
I know that David Duchovny was en route to an English Ph.D. and Jon Hamm was thinking about giving up on acting and becoming a teacher.
Bradley doesn’t do much for me, but I have to admit he’d have been a hot prof. He’d have gotten the chili pepper icon on ratemyprofessors.
Yeah, Bradley has amirable range. I don’t think I’ve been totally blown away by a performance of his (though I do find his oscar noms deserving), but his filmography spans films across all genres and he pulled them all off. Versatility is what I most respect in an actor.
I’m with you. I love him and don’t get the hate he sometimes brings out. I don’t think he’s creepy or quirky personally. To each his own.
He nails his part when in SLP he became “crazy” searching his wedding’s pic.
He’s the best part in SLP ( i never understood why JLaw won or even was nod)
He exudes the smug disingenuousness of a frat boy. He obviously knows he’s handsome, but there’s something oily underneath. The used car salesman that knows he’s selling you a P.O.S.
BAM! There it is! You are sooooo right.
I always felt the same way about him. Or, perhaps, it’s more that I’m shocked to remember he’s 40ish anytime I see him. I think he’s a great actor, good looking guy, but he’s never been attractive to me. He’s anti-erotic to me in the same way Leonardo DiCaprio is – namely that at 28, I feel like I somehow already have leagues of maturity over them.
Channeling Sir Sean Connery?!
Bwahaha… Nice try Coop but even all the balls in the world can’t put you in the same league as Sir Sean. Sean Connery made satorial look so classy and sexy. He is the ultimate James Bond. An actor in the ‘premium’ class with Marlon Brando and Katharine Hepburn who carried every role so effortlessly and remarkably.
Now that he is mentioned, Sir Sean Connery is one of my very very few celebrity all time dong. Shameful, I know , cos he is literally my grandpa.
+100000000000
Good actor, but personally I’ve never been able to get past Connery’s ‘sometimes a woman just needs the back of your hand’ comment.
Literally?
Nope. Not the same league.
lmao wow that picture is horrible.
EWWWWW….more like channeling his inner Emu. They need to stop with turning him into some hot stud.
NO!
Simply stated NO.
AMPAS voters seem to love him. I would die laughing if he got a nomination over someone who has been campaigning as if his life depended on it.
No, no, no.
OK – calling BS on the ‘quitting acting and going back to school’ schtick. Please. Dude was born to be an actor, it oozes out of every pore. There is nothing else he would or could do.
It’s a demon emu!
LOL my mum said to me the same thing after to watch “Serena”.
I don’t understand the people on this site’s dislike for him. I think he is a great actor and really attractive. Though I do agree that this isn’t the best cover.
He is an Ok actor but he didn’t deserve neither of his two last nominations. If he earns a nom for third year in a row I will burn something.
Epic FAIL
Sean Connery? I don’t think so. More like Siegfried of Siegfried and Roy.
http://mashable.com/2014/03/26/siegfried-roy-white-tiger-dies/
It does not work
Fail Fail Fail 😂😂😂
I often pick up and read Vanity Fair in waiting rooms and hair salons, and think, “wow, 3-4 great articles… I should buy this again.” But then there’s just enough (i.e. a lot) of a##-kissing the rich to turn me off each time.
Also that feature they started where they label a portfolio of people with common nouns… The Innovator, The Groundbreaker, The Champion. Ugh, my eyes go rolling across the floor. So tiresome now and every magazine copies it, too. The freaking insert magazine in my city newspaper did it this past weekend.
I think he’s a good actor! Anybody see him joking and laughing in interviews? He comes across as very genuine and light-hearted. Love him! 🙂
Hell to the NO
Who ever thought about comparing him to Sean Connery is an imbecile.