Kevin Federline’s ex-lover Shar Jackson claims his marriage to Britney Spears ruined her family’s life.

That bitch must be joking. Brit and K-Fed’s marriage is the best thing that has ever happened to her. What roles has she taken on lately? She’s famous for being Kevin’s baby mama — Moesha wasn’t getting her half that PR attention.

From Hollywood Rag:

Shar, 30, said: “When they were together, somebody was always at my door with a camera wanting to know what I thought.

“My older children, Cassie and Donnie, were always being asked about Britney, even by their teachers. They’ve had to change schools twice.

“Once they separated, nobody had to ask me anymore about something Britney did. That made life easier for me and my kids. There were a lot of innocent people affected by their relationship.

“I even had to give my dog away to my grandma – because I’d named her Britney way before Kevin got together with her.

“I had a bunch of dogs named after pop stars, but I didn’t want to be calling that name anymore.”

(The above might be the only time ever someone can say “that bitch Britney” in context and have it mean something other than an insult.)

I can’t believe Shar is saying her life was ruined because of the media attention caused by Brit. If her life was truly as messed up as she claimed it is because of all the Brit-media shenanigans, then surely she wouldn’t be giving interviews about how much she hates talking about Britney. If you hate talking about Britney, then just don’t talk about her, especially not to the media you claim to hate. She can’t have it both ways.

Don’t worry Shar, I too feel your pain. Britney ruined my life, too. I can’t go by any of her CDs at HMV without screaming “WHY?! WHY?!” at the top of my lungs and being kicked out of the place, nor can I mop my floor with Mr. Clean without bursting into tears. We’ll be OK soon, hopefully. Simon Cowell is on the case. Maybe he can whack some sense into her head.