Hugh Hefner’s age is catching up with him

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The fact that Hugh Hefner is still alive and kicking at 83 amazes me. Not because 83 is an unusually old age or anything, but because he’s lived quite the active life. I didn’t think you could have sex as much as Hef and live past your sixties. Though maybe that’s his secret. It’s constant exercise, if nothing else.

But according to insiders, Hef is looking the worse for wear lately. People are definitely starting to realize that he is an old man, and not just a committed swinger anymore. At a recent Playboy party he was seen shuffling around with the help of one of his girlfriends, and several sources say his recent romantic troubles haven’t helped things.

Hugh Hefner is still surrounded by bevies of busty beauties below the age of 25 — but is age finally catching up to the men’s magazine mogul?

The 83-year-old made a brief appearance at the Annual Kandyland Masquerade Ball at the iconic Mansion on Saturday night, but we’re told by numerous Playboy party regulars that while he appeared in good spirits, Hefner looked far from his normally alert and healthy self.

“He looked so old, like he had aged 10 years in the last month and was barely moving,” said an insider, adding that Hef’s new number one Crystal held his hand and assisted him as she “slowly shuffled” along while his other lovers (the 19-year-old Shannon twins) marched ahead of the bunny brigade and reveled in the limelight.

“I have some aches and pains and I have had lower back problems since the ’80s,” Hefner told Tarts last year. “Too much time in bed rustling around with friends.” But are Hef’s health concerns a little more serious these days and has it got to do with the recent upheaval of the Girls Next Door?

“Things aren’t quite the same since Holly and the girls left,” added our insider. “Hef loves all the new ones, but I think the transition really took its toll.”

[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]

Of course Hef’s rep denied that anything was wrong, listing off his social commitments as though they were the equivalent of a doctor’s certification of good health.

“In the last three weeks, Hef has traveled to Italy to be a featured guest at the Sanremo Music Festival, attended the Playboy Jazz Festival press conference and hosted his usual weekend movie night events. He hasn’t missed a day of work or an hour of partying and he’s better and busier than ever. Party guests are misinformed.”

[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]

Hmmmm… maybe that’s WHY Hef is looking so bedraggled and tired? That’s a very busy schedule for an 83-year-old to keep. Even for a guy that hasn’t gotten out of his pajamas in the last forty years.

Age is an inevitability. Even Hef can’t go on forever. Normally you’d hope a person would take it easy at this point in their life so they could live the rest of it in comfort. But in Hefner’s case, the most fulfilling way to spend the last of his years will probably involve blonds, boobs, and bed.

Here’s Hefner and his four current girlfriends attending the Canzone Festival in Sanremo on February 21st. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

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  1. morgs says:

    Maybe he really did love Holly. Having your heart break isn’t easy at any age, maybe he just won’t bounce back this time.

  2. Dana Da Designated Hata says:

    We all know he is an old fart but that is not going to stop women from throwing themselves at this dinosaur sex icon.

  3. Sol says:

    Holly ,Bridget and Kendra were very involved with all playboy activities such as organizing them or looking for creative ideas.They took care of the mansion as the home it was for them for quite some years.I doubt the new girlfriends are as active or concerned with Hugh ,playboy or the mansion activities as the girls.I adore and will miss the true Girls Next Door.I truly believe they loved him not as this new girlfriends.

  4. Sol says:

    Morgs if he really loved Holly he would have divorced ,married her or at least have a child with her ,which was Holly’s dream to be a mother.She spent many years by his side and her biological clock was ticking and its horrible to have a life project with someone that doesn’t share them.I would have left him too.She deserved more after all those years.

  5. Kelly says:

    She knew from the beginning he didn’t want children or marriage. Don’t blame Hef, he’s been honest about his intentions from the beginning. At least thats how it looked from the show. She wanted someone to marry and have children with? She should have found someone who hasn’t done both things multiple times!

  6. SixxKitty says:

    I too, miss the trio of Holly, Brig and Kendra. I always loved Playboy from when I found out what it was, and Hef has been a big part of that, I dread the day he passes, as the whole Playboy era will have ended with him, but on the plus side, thats also the day i get my Hef tattoo, which I have wanted for ever…
    I agree with Sol that the newbies are just in to win it… actually, with it all Sol said.

  7. guest says:

    he & holly should get back together & send those twins packing.

  8. Lem says:

    I think fwiw, that he really loves Holly. He can’t however give her what she needs. It is as simple as that. he is too old

  9. judy says:

    There’s no fool like an old fool.

  10. hope says:

    I hope he spend his last days with Holly. I think they love each other.

  11. pixiegirl says:

    It does seem like his breakup with Holly has taken a toll. I do believed he loved her, in his own way. He’s an older man who’s been married before, has grown/teenage children and wasn’t interested in that anymore. That doesn’t mean he didn’t/doesn’t love Holly. God, I know too much about this…

  12. RAN says:

    I’ve noticed his decline lately too and wondered if it had anything to do with the trio and their departure. And when I say I’ve “noticed” it’s not a personal thing… just what I’ve seen on E.

    Yeah, I think he actually loved Holly too – and she him. It’s actually very mature of them to have moved on like they have.

  13. Lina says:

    “That’s a very busy schedule for an 83-year-old to keep. Even for a guy that hasn’t gotten out of his pajamas in the last forty years.”

    LOL if I had as much money as he did I wouldn’t get out of my pajamas either.

  14. Lem says:

    sixx: a hef tattoo?

  15. Trashaddict says:

    Maybe the new girls are dropping a little something in his drinks.

  16. drm says:

    I feel a bit sorry for him actually. At the very least Holly, Brigette and Kendra seemed to like and care about Hugh…these three don’t. What is sad is that for a man who has been iconic in his field (even if you don’t agree with what he does…) he is starting to look pathetic. There is something to be said for putting it on the ‘downlow’ with grace…

  17. Faye says:

    Hef get Holly back and tell the twin to get out of my house,

  18. gloria says:

    Hugh Hefner has used and exploited women long enough. He is starting to look like fire marshall bill but a little creepier. All those girls calling him Hef and reluctantly kissing his wrinkled face while trying to ignore that “old man smell” are just hoping to get pushed up the trough a little before he dies. Nothing wrong with women being sexy and even using it to their advantage but in all the cases of playboy bunnies its to his advantage and the advantage of his company. Ask yourself how many bunnies have really become successful from posing nude.

  19. Atty says:

    He is a pimp and all the girls who have shamelessly posed “naked” are whores….I do agree with gloria that how many bunnies have really become successful from posing nude….. its surprising to see girls would stoop ao so low to get short lasting fame….. how many of us even remeber the bunnies..so called playmates… hugh hefner potrays women in a wrong manner…and these girls do anything at all for money….

  20. Atty says:

    He simply uses these girls…and surprisingly these stupid brainless girls even like to get used….. for money ?????…how low can they stoop???…… yuck

  21. Jenny says:

    When I saw a picture of Hugh Hefner the other day I thought he looked like Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color, so that’s funny that someone above thought the same thing. To me, Hef runs a Home for sexually abused, fatherless, disfunctional girls but sleeps with them and takes their pictures. Eww what a creep!