It’s the battle of the douches! In one corner, we have legendary asshole Joe Francis. In another, epic failure Brody Jenner. I’m not great at sports analogies so I’m going to have to let this one die here. On Wednesday night, Brody Jenner and his girlfriend were at hot Los Angeles club My House. They ran into Joe Francis. If you believe Joe’s version of events, he went to give Brody a hug and accidentally elbowed his girlfriend in the head. Brody went apeshit, and all sorts of punching-type shenanigans resulted.

Girls Gone Wild honcho Joe Francis and Brody Jenner were involved in a bar brawl at a Los Angeles club Wednesday evening.

Sources tells Usmagazine.com that the argument broke out at the hot spot My House after Francis accidentally hit Brody’s girlfriend, model Jayde Nicole, in the head.

“Francis reached out to grab Brody and ended up hitting Jayde in the head,” one source says. “Brody defended her, and it turned into a massive fight.”

Adds another, “Security dragged Francis out. Joe hit Jayde and was making death threats against Brody. Brody filed a police report.”

In an exclusive statement, Francis tells Usmagazine.com: “I went to give Brody a hug, and I guess my elbow accidentally bumped the back of his girlfriend’s head. I didn’t even know that happened until this morning. I was shocked.”

“Brody and I are longtime friends,” Francis goes on. “I think he was a little drunk, and he started yelling at me, but it’s all okay. He was angry. Brody’s girlfriend is the type of girl that gets off creating drama. She was winding him up. There was no physical altercation. I would never threaten to beat him up and I would never get in a fight. The whole thing was 20 seconds.”

Francis also denies that security kicked him out of the club.

[From Us Weekly]

Obviously you shouldn’t believe a word out of Joe Francis’ mouth. He’s a world-class minimizer. Unless it serves him to exaggerate – remember when he was held in jail for all sorts of tax fraud issues, and called it “The greatest miscarriage of justice ever”? Yeah, that made me happy too. I’m sure it was the major fight Us Weekly reported. Mostly because I want that to be the case. Nothing in the world makes me angrier than Joe Francis’ smile. It makes me want to sucker punch him. Twice.

The image of either of these guys getting the crap kicked out of them makes me profoundly happy. The idea of both of them getting beaten to hell? It’s almost too much goodness.

Here’s Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole making a quick exit from My House on Wednesday. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News. Header of Joe Francis and “guest” out and about during the Sundance Film Festival on January 18th. Can you imagine how many STDs are crawling around on that guy? Image thanks to WENN.com.