Shanna Moakler has started another war of words with Lindsay Lohan using her MySpace page. Lindsay Lohan has retaliated, because, well, she’s Lindsay Lohan and she’s also an immature bitch.

Here is what was put up on Moakler’s page. She’s a thirty year old woman with kids, people. Someone needs a J-O-B:

When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!

I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and f***s a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)

(Lindsay Lohan gets paid that much to act in crap films? Man, I am in the wrong profession.)

Here’s Lindsay’s witty retort:

im going to keep this simple and brief, like her career.

for someone who “doesn’t really think anything of it” sure had a mouth load to say. don’t blame “young hollywood” for your F***ED UP relationships you old haggard. maybe if you fixed yourself up a little bit, you wouldnt be so jealous of others. you know, a nice face/breast lift, lost a couple pounds (40), got rid of the paris haircut, and found yourself a decent looking boytoy you wouldn’t be so depressed and feel the need to comment on other peoples lifes that you dont know.

p.s. your kids are ugly.

(I couldn’t find the Lindsay MySpace link, but the quote is from Dlisted).

I bought a Magic 8 Ball over the weekend to help me answer pertinent life questions. So far it’s helped me decide what to have for dinner two days in a row, and what outfit I should wear this morning. I am going to ask it why Shanna and Lindsay have to resort to such nonsense.

Magic 8 Ball, does Shanna Moakler have a job?

Eight Ball says “No.”

Magic 8 Ball, is Shanna Moakler doing all of this for publicity because she’s just as attention seeking as LiLo?

Magic 8 Ball says “Absolutely!”

Magic 8 Ball, is Lindsay Lohan ever going to win an Oscar with her continuous need to go on MySpace and fight with middle aged has-been’s (wait a minute, has Shanna Moakler been on anything, really? OK, she’s a “no-been”, then).

Magic 8 Ball says “Not a chance in Hell.”

The Magic 8 Ball never lies, people. Let’s just stand aside and let these two get on with it, shall we?