Another year, another holiday trip to Cabo San Lucas with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. I almost feel sorry for Amal Alamuddin-Clooney! She’s getting the same deal all of George Clooney’s girlfriends got. She has to spend time with Cindy, Rande and their kids during every single vacation! This is your life now, Amal. I bet Cindy is probably a bit happier to make conversation with Amal as opposed to the steady stream of waitresses, hostesses and wrestlers that came before.
I’m sorry these photos are such poor quality, but that’s usually the case with Cabo photos. I think the paparazzi must be very, very far away. You can see Amal and George sitting far apart at a picnic table with Cindy, Rande and their kids. Amal is the one in the acid-green beach cover-up. Her hair is looking… not great. Well, not blowout perfect, let’s say that. George seems aware of the cameras, and like he’s trying not to give them a good shot.
George and Amal were in LA for several weeks in the lead-up to his Cabo holiday. Apparently, she really can just take unlimited time off from work, I guess. My hope is that this Cabo holiday continues through the first week and a half of the new year, then George and Amal return to LA and attend the Golden Globes together. We’re not going to have any Brangelina on the Globes red carpet, so Amal and George need to BRING IT. And by “it” I mean hair tossing and jewelry and that hungry look Amal gets when she sees a bank of cameras. Maybe we’ll get a baby bump too, wouldn’t that be exciting?
I am a bit worried that Amal won’t even attend the Globes though – she’s signed on as one of lawyers representing Armenia at the European Court of Human Rights. She’s due in court on January 28. Surely she can attend the Globes AND prepare for the case?
PS… There’s a big sign for “Casamigos Tequila” in the background of these photos, plus the barrels are stamped ‘Casamigos’. This whole Amal thing is just an ad campaign for his tequila.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
I miss her old name. It had such a lovely lilt to it.
It’s funny. I was looking at Amal’s astrology chart recently – trying once again to figure out WTH she’s doing with GC. Since George can’t be alone, needing constant company, I looked at how well Amal would get along with his besties, Rande and Cindy.
Amal and Rande could have an affair – they have a nice romantic Venus/Moon connection. When she’s angry at George she could use Rande as bait. Not saying it will happen just an observation.
Amal’s not an emotional woman. Moon in Saggie and Venus in Aquarius, so George’s emotional coldness won’t be too hard on her. But still a woman needs affection-understanding, and Rande would be good it that – even if only platonically.
What do the horoscopes say for the Rande and George connection?
Ha! +1
She’s closer to Rande in all the pics…….
Santolina,
My thoughts exactly. There have been rumors for years that is George’s real love.
@LeAnn Stinks I had this hunch that they were this polyamorous quad for the last 3-12 months, tbh.
@LeAnn Stinks: Rande is a notorious skirt chaser.
LOL! Yeah, I see the chemistry between Rande and Amal there! If GC and Cindy can get together, why not? Happy campers!
Amal has such sexy long legs
3 2 1 – Jennifer Aniston will suddenly be pictured arriving in Cabo with her CAA friends.
She will then meet up with George supposedly in secret and party with Amal. Stories will then be written about how cool and warm Jennifer is and how she gets on with Amal while Angelina is unfriendly and hates Amal.
George on the other hand will deny everything and will meet up with Jennifer at the Globes. All will be fake smiling while Jennifer will strategically place her hand on her bloated stomach to start the pregnancy rumours and also make people check if she got secretly married over the holidays.
Have I covered everything?
Wrong thread, but yeah, you’ve done your daily Aniston recap.
wow…doesn’t it ever get tiring?…
“And by “it” I mean hair tossing and jewelry and that hungry look Amal gets when she sees a bank of cameras.” too to funny
These crazy kids. Still in love after all this time. Seems like it was just last October that they had quietly snuck away and got married.
Fuzzy navel anyone?
Two Bum Fuzzes, please.
And a fine foursome it is.
Wife Swap
Just kidding, of course
I know you were kidding, but that thought had (briefly) crossed my mind, too.
I think that Clooney has a thing for Crawford and always has…
Maybe not, Kim
See my above comment. 😉
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If ya’ll trigger another Clooney press conference with this rumor mongering, I’ll never forgive you. No fuzzy navels for any of you…THREE WEEKS!
Tater, this place is BYO friendly, so I’ll make my own fuzzy navels, thankyouverymuch.
but, I will share my bourbon with you, even if you deprive us.
(stinker.)
At any moment I expect George to yell out “Get off my lawn!”
LMFAO! But that’s what I’ve always thought about him. Gawd what do they do for weeks on end in Cabo? Even I can only swig so much Tequila before wanting to crawl home to my couch and cable tv.
Maybe he should call Brad to get some ideas on selling your spirits. Brad hasn’t had to wear a t-shirt out all the time to promote his wine. That stuff is selling big time and winning awards to boot.
I know he and Rande are promoting it a lot, but it is selling or not. He is always promoting it. ALWAYS.
I’m not a drinker so don’t know.
Brad would rather wear t-shirts showing the art of his kids. From what I’ve read, his wines seem to do okay on their own standing and rep.
Meanwhile, I’m vacationing at home in Michigan. Oh, wait….
Oh no, they weren’t waiting for paps..that’s why that big barrel with their booze name on it just happens to be featured predominantly in every shot. I bet you could count the days this faux couple have been alone on your fingers. I can wait..I’ve got six months in the pool.
I like the way George and Amal are copied up together. Not!
I think inebriation is a binding factor in this marriage
LOL and $$$
I don’t know how this lawyer can take so many long vacations. Maybe she’s just the firm’s brand ambassador.
Angie, barristers actually work for themselves, so she can take as much time off as she desires. Barristers are engaged by legal firms for big court cases. She does a lot of work with Geoffrey Robertson, the Australian human rights barrister/judge, and seems to be mostly engaged on very high-profile/international cases.
They’re newlyweds. Shouldn’t they be vacationing togather, without CC and RG? At least for the first year? It would drive me up the wall, being married a couple of months and already holidaying with his besties and their kids. Mind you, I’ve just never seen the attraction with Mr Grorge. Nowadays he looks as if he’s wearing full stage makeup even on the beach. As long as Amal is satisfied and getting what she wants/needs from this Union, it’s ok. Otherwise, bleahhh.
Good point about those barrels with the ads on them! Those beard/wives are also part of the fakery for the real relationship in the picture. Yep, George thinks he’s so clever at manipulating the press. But someday, he’s going to forget to grease a palm, or find one person who can’t be bribed and the joke will be on Mr. Closet Case.
He is such a creature of habit. Now I know barristers and their hours are different in the UK than US, but this is ridiculous. She is away from any place of work so much she really does just look like the firms brand ambassador not a lawyer. Who vacations just a few months after a big wedding and honeymoon too.
I am betting Golden Globes too after this vacation. She won’t miss that for a case. Glad her hair isn’t perfect, and now I know for sure when she goes out we are talking hair dresser ready with the perfect blow out. Suspected it but now confirmed.
why are they sitting so far apart? I’ve been married for a year and a half and we still sit right next to each other because we love to be close.
A picture ( or photo in this case) is worth a thousand words as the saying goes…
I noticed the same. They aren’t close in any of the photos. If we didn’t know who is married to whom, I’d think Rande was her spouse — or brother.
Same vacation different girl. I wonder when her mother and sister will show up.
Why won’t Brange be at Golden Globes?
I wonder if Amal will start to resent having vacations with R and C? I would.
Neither of them were nominated for anything. Nor any of their films.
I’m glad because I won’t have to watch. I can just imagine George’s speech. And if Brad was in that audience he would have to mention him.. and I just can’t with that.
All I want to know is what-if anything-does Amal actually eat every day? She has dropped so much weight and having quit smoking the tendancy is to gain. Does she have one martini and the olive is her meal? I am ashamed to say that I would buy the magazine who would publish this information. Inquiring minds want to know.
Does Amal have a job anymore? So many vacations. Poor thing all the hard work arranging that wedding probably needs yet another break. She will be at the Golden Globes George hasn’t spent all this money for nothing. He is going to get his money worth out of Amal and let’s face the girl loves to shop and wear haute couture she will be there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a couple more in love. Hahaha
Well in all fairness it is Christmas.. Lots of people are on vacation for a long period of time. Some for 2 weeks..
LIKE ME.. 🙂
OMG-poor Amal. She must be bored out of her mind hang ing out with intellectual lightweight Cindy Crawford. You’ve see the future, my learned friend (instead of “counselor” as in the US).
Amal’s one of the more annoying celebs at the moment, on par with her hubby. Too smug and entitled, and just loving the attention. Fame hungry and off-putting.
Colored black hair (her natural hair color is very dark brown as in older pics in her Oxford days and with her “one who got away love” Javier Laroche) and hair extensions don’t do well dipped in pool or Sea water, looks like a limp rat tail!! Yup, she will toss and grin like a Cheshire cat on Jan 11th for sure and then jet out to Armenia for some more camera time.
https://amalalamuddinstyle.wordpress.com/2014/11/15/private-pictures-of-amal-alamuddin/
Don’t you wonder why there was a blackout on all personal information on Amal prior to marrying George? I looked up Javier Laroche’s bio and he appears to be much more suited to Amal…