On New Year’s Eve, Kim Kardashian took to Twitter to “set the record straight” about all of the rumors that she and Jonathan Cheban have been spreading (for real). Kim even has the audacity to feign indignance about all of these terrible rumors she’s been spreading! Is this what 2015 will be for kat-faces?
lets clear up some rumors before the new year…. I’m bored looking online and seriously don’t know where they come up with this stuff!
No I’m not pregnant.
Kanye & I are not having marriage problems. Were literally obsessed with each other!
Scott did NOT buy a bachelor pad in Bev Hills. He is starting a new business venture buying homes & renovating them to re-sell.
thats all i can think of for now xo
The Wests are cooking, watching movies and just relaxing tonight. Best way to ring in the new year! Hope you all are safe and having fun! xo
They’re “literally” obsessed with each other? So obsessed that they can go two full months half a world away… by choice. It’s not like they’re being separated by crazy work schedules. Kanye just prefers to be in Paris with his dude friends while Kim prefers to be in LA with her family. And NO Scott did not buy a “bachelor pad,” he bought a place which is perfect for bachelors which he’s going to live in and renovate away from his family? Kim is ridiculous.
Oh, and she also took a moment on NYE to shill for Kanye’s song “Only One” featuring Paul McCartney. She wrote: “Everyone asks me what my favorite Kanye song is. It’s Only One. Kanye felt like his mom was singing thru him to our daughter. This song makes me cry every time I hear it. He releases it at midnight tonight on iTunes. “Only One” by Kanye West Featuring Paul McCartney.” And that was the point of all of this. Kim was just selling us Kanye’s new song.
Photos courtesy of Kim’s social media & WENN.
I think she means figuratively!
Agreed. She definitely used the wrong word.
Also, I don’t know how every gossip rag is absolutely certain they didn’t see each other for 2 months. Do they have a tracking device on celebrities?
I think everyone should leave their marriage alone. Make fun of her tush, make fun of her momager but if their marriage is going to fall apart, let it happen naturally.
How two people choose to run their marriage is between them. Who says seeing each other every damn day is best for a marriage.
I’m sure all their “together time” is spelled out explicitly it their contract.
Yeah, who are we to say marriage should involve spending time together, the best marriages are spent in separate countries with other people, as everybody knows.
I think she meant kinda, sorta, but not really at all.
She thinks ‘literally’ is a fancy word for ‘not’.
I’m only looking at little North. Not literally, though. I can see the keyboard too.
And Kat faces. I saw lots of Kat Faces.
“Seriously, who ARE these people?”
– North (pic #3).
They are definitely self absorbed…
I’m not buying anything she is selling. At all.
literally.
wish they would go away.she is his beard ,we get it we dont care.shoo ducklipdashians shoo
Totally. I’m hoping 2015 is the year the Kardashians finally fade away.
I may be struck down by the gods and shunned in public for all eternity but I have to say it…
I love these two as a couple…LOVE
Don’t kill me
*turns away from peasantswife before looking up and seeing a huge arm coming out of the clouds, lightening bolt in hand.*
I’m also wondering who wrote these tweets. As Kartrashian can’t string two coherent sentences together, the tweets sound surprisingly lucid. Maybe they were written by Nanny Maria! She does everything else around the house.
And how long does anyone think Kanye stayed around after these photos? Five minutes? Two? He always looks as if he’s standing on the balls of his feet, ready to shoot out of there ASAP.
At least Kim’s new accessory is cute enough for her to carry around w her
literally.
So they are obsessed with each other, they don’t love each other? I find obsession such an unhealthy word.
If you really love someone or is “obsessed”, you don’t have to tell the world so they believe.
He absolutely is with her, I believe and she is literally is too….with herself….
I think that yes, they are obsessed with the idea of each other, but not the actual people they realized they married. Or most likely, Kanye was obsessed with who he thought KK was, but then once they got married and he realized that she’s an airhead, the novelty wore off. KK is obsessed with the legitimacy that he brings her, but not him as a person.
Spot on. Well said.
Exactly what I wanted to say. For once, Kim isn’t lying through her duck lips. They are obsessed with each other.
Also, I think whether or not she is his primary love interest, he is obsessed with controlling her (wardrobe, facial expressions, behaviour, etc.) to make her the perfect Kanye accessory.
I actually listened to the song while the auto tune is annoying the sentiment and lyrics are really sweet.
Yeah, I actually love the new song. Embarrassing to admit, but I teared up when he sang “tell Nori about me”…
Sorry.It is a horrible song.It really is.I am 51 and my first album was the White Album when I was 5.I will always love The Beatles.Their music saved me at certain points in my life.Please Sir Paul stick too working with Dave Grohl.At least he is up there with you musically.And yes Kim’s whole thing is promoting it for her and her turd of a husband.I am judging this on a music level so when he mentions his daughter it doesn’t touch me at all.He probably just used her name like they use her for a photo op.
Thank you Petee, my thoughts exactly. This is just the oh-so-private Kanye exploiting his very cute daughter for record sales when he really needs a hit. The same daughter he himself stated was off limits for publicity. Also, gotta say I’m really disappointed in Paul M as well. And I too am a life-long Paul and Beatles fan but he really dropped the ball here. WTF from Elvis Costello and Dave Grohl to this? Kanye isn’t worthy!!!!!!
Thanks Chrissy.And no Kanye is not worthy.I have no clue what Paul was thinking.It’s not like he needs to stay relevant or need’s money.You go from Dave Grohl to this?I don’t get it.And Kim is so annoying.You probably never heard of Paul or the Beatles till now when it suits you.I hope the song is a big fail.
Oh thank God. I didn’t know about this song until my husband was showing me some tweets the other night that were all basically saying “great song Kanye, who’s this Paul McCartney guy?” It made me weep. I looked at my husband and said “You know, this kind of makes me like Paul a bit less.” AND I LOVE him.
The look on North’s face is priceless…”Get.Me.The.F*ck.Out.Of.Here”
LOLOLOL! I usually don’t click on Ktrash posts, but that was freaking hilarious!
I got it – Kim actually meant that they are literally obsessed with themselves (Kim is obsessed with Kim while Kanye is obsessed with himself).
Ah, that makes sense!
The song is really adorable. Hopefully it gets Kanye back to his “808 & Heartbreak” and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” days. More this, less whatever “Yeezus” was.
Yeah real adorable.It sucks.He had to pull in the most beloved person in music history to try and get a much needed hit.What Paul was thinking I don’t no.The song will be a big fail.Beatles fans already dislike it and rap fans won’t like it either.Only fans of there show will.
If they are obsessed” with each other, maybe because they’re never together is why they never smile. Yeah right. Obsessed
Smiling gives you wrinkles, silly
Literally.
Um, I do not like that song at all.
Obligatory Nori is a cutie pie tho comment.
I like the sentiment behind the song. It’s a song about his daughter from his mother’s perspective ,which is sweet.
That’s what I should have said. It’s just that when Kanye sings……I kinda can’t.
Really? I believe it’s about his mother talking to him and telling him that she is most pleased with the man he has become and that now he has two angles loving him, herself and little North. The end is to remember to tell North about her grandmother who believed in education and plastic surgery.
Dang, Dawn. Mad harsh.
I can’t with the never ending gutter actual humans stoop to with nasty Internet comments.
Happy new year.
I think it’s a very self-serving song too. Why not sing a song about his daughter, and how he hopes his mother would be proud of the man and the family he has today. Why is it about what his mom supposedly “thinks” about who he is now, when in reality, he’ll sadly never be able to know that? It’s pure Kanye aka egotistical.
Littlestar and Dawn I couldn’t agree more.Truth is harsh people.
@ tiffany27 – agreed at kanye singing.
Nobody cares, Kim.
What’s with Kanye’s cheeks in that b/w photo? He looks like he’s storing nuts for the winter.
Kanye was in a really big accident just before he became famous. He has a metal plate in his jaw.
He’s storing Riccardo Tischi’s nu…never mind!
^ my favorite comment on this thread so far.
We’re like, obsessed with ourselves…er each other
She’s obsessed with selfies and he’s obsessed with dressing his dolls, Kim and North, and his greatness.
There’s zero depth there as a couple. He always goes off to France to work for months, when there’s studios near his wife.
There is something messed up about parents who can’t even smile in a picture with their own child.
Smiling and laughing gives them wrinkles.
More like Kanye is obsessed with who he thought she was and Kim obsessed with his fame/fortune.
She is really trying hard to sell herself and this weird marriage if it is even a legal marriage. I don’t care for anything auto-tune and the song is more about Kanye and his mother than little direction. And lastly it sadden me to hear that Paul McCartney is singing on that song with that creepy little man and more than likely re-wrote most of the song. But I do believe Kim and Kanye will stay together for this year and split in 2016 sometime.
That’s a nice picture of Kanye and North.
Yes, Nori doesn’t seem tense and befuddled in pics I see with Kanye. Wish he would fight for (or purchase) sole custody…. Nori shows a whole different body language with Kim, full of tension and confusion – that’s one anxious little rich girl, and the problem is not paps. Kim has problems that are freaking out that baby.
Not to defend Kim (because I wouldn’t dare do such a thing), but when I was a kid, the last thing I would be doing is laughing and cuddling my mother. I was so focused on what was going on around me and who the hell the person was holding the camera that all of my baby photos include no smiles or smirks. I always had a post-crying face. I always looked confused! We cannot base Kim’s relationship with her daughter on what North’s expression is (all the time). I believe Kim doesn’t have a normal relationship with her daughter. I believe Kim hands North to her sisters, a nanny, or P.M.K. most of the time. I believe Kim whips North out for the “selfie of the day”. The analysis of North’s face when around Kim is kind of unfair.
Hey Blythe, who are your parents?
My parents aren’t important. It’s unfair to judge Kim’s parenting skills simply on North’s facial expressions.
Blythe- this is the cell phone camera and zoom lens age. No need to bother a kid with an obvious camera or flashbulbs to get candid shots. Just casually aim and click. I can even easily get natural pics of the cats now with my cell phone- even small regular cameras always distracted them and they would start heading toward the lens. We see pics of kids all the time where they are very naturally and comfortably interacting with their parents. Besides, the same cameras are there when she’s in Kanye’s arms, and she just doesn’t react the same way. So yes, we can make judgments when so many pics under so many different circumstances are all showing the same problems.
But you went as far as to say that Kanye should seek sole custody of North. Why? Based on the photos you’ve seen? Come on.
Excellent choice of thumbnail picture for this article.
That’s all.
Well, these two are obsessed with themselves- so…almost!!
The picture of North and Kanye is beautiful.
So tiresome.
Why do they continue to slick down North’s gorgeous hair. She is not high fashion, she is a child.
They are obsessed with shelacking Norths cute curls to her head. Obsessed with dressing the family in gloomy colors, and obsessed with having absolutely no expression on their faces
I would like to see a picture of north with her hair natural and not slicked down for once.
My gay nephew with excellent gay radar has stated for years Clooney and Kanye are both gay.
So what fable is the press spinning now – anybody can have artificial insemination to get knocked up. As evidence of both these men wanting a family, with women that are bought and paid for – money buys pretty much anything in Hollywood, including with these two examples – babies and the pretext of a faux marriage.
What would be interesting to know is who owns the child in these pre-nup contracts since the future split is evitable? Ex. Cruise/Holmes
I would be very surprised if that marriage lasts, but a part of me hopes it does. They’re so delightfully tacky and narcissistic together. Of course, Kim K.’s surprisingly thoughtful tweet about Leelah Alcorn may have softened me a bit toward her.
So obsessed that they live on different continents.
So Kim decided that this is her “jumping the couch” moment “declaring her love” for Kanye? It worked so well for Tom Cruise, right? Oh, wait!
One, just one, of the reasons they never smile is because they take themselves too seriously. As most self obsessed people do.