Everyone’s talking about this ^^ Instagram post from Kim Kardashian. Kim and Kanye were in NYC yesterday, and they ended up hanging out with birthday boy John Legend. And this photo was how Kim wished her friend a happy birthday: by nearly cropping him out of the photo and placing herself and Kanye almost dead center. Happy birthday, John Legend, now don’t block my cleavage.
I’m also including some paparazzi photos of Kim and Kanye looking glum last night, I guess as they were headed out to Legend’s birthday dinner. You know what? I actually like Kim’s dress. With some minor adjustments, it would have been one of the best gowns she had worn in a year’s time. Those adjustments? Instead of having a plunging-to-the-naval v-neck, just make the fabric of the “V” overlap slightly so everything isn’t hanging out.
Also: remember how Kim tweeted that she spent all night with Kanye as he went through her wardrobe and they plotted out her 2015 look? I’m starting to worry that 2015 is going to be the year that Kim isn’t allowed to wear any color but black.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Her dress and shoes are gorgeous, and Kanye looks the best I’ve ever seen him, but why do her boobs always have to hang out. I’d love that dress on a woman with small breasts, but it’s so show offish on Kim.
Of course, she always has to be the center of attention. So over her.
I totally agree Judyk. She’s a famewhore to the nth degree (which we have always known).
What I would like to know is who the heck is that rather fetching blond fella beside her?
That’s Simon Huck. He’s been on their show before. He’s in pr or something. I used to think Simon and Jonathan were dating until Jonathan said he wasn’t gay. Simon is not a clinger like Jonathan is, that much I can tell you.
I’m wondering if she has no sensation left in her chest from all the plastic surgery… because it is FREAKING COLD. Damn. I won’t even open the door to let my dog out without making sure every inch of me is covered up.
I dashed outside yesterday morning to put the trash out, just a run down and up five steps and my wet hair instantly froze. NY is a little warmer but still don’t understand how she doesn’t have frostbite
No kidding, it was like 10 degrees in the Northeast last night. I don’t know how anyone could walk around like that, unless they’re 90% plastic.
By the look of her eyes glazed over and vacate I would say she ain’t feeling no pain or temperature…..looked higher than the space station….on something….otherwise she would be visible freezing its that cold..but then most of that chest is silicon and it has no nerve endings to feel anything….
Maybe Kourtney will finally be the one to tell Kim to put her boobs away because it is confusing to her new baby. 8-D
There’s a blind item that Someone’s sister actually tracked her hours – then pointed out that for every hour Someone spends with her child, Someone spends over 5 hours on clothes and makeup. That is, looking in the mirror. I wonder if selfies and appearances were even included.
I think it’s a really wide leg pant (or jumpsuit) based on DM photos. Anyone else?
It looks like a YSL with matching tuxedo long coat from a few years back.
It’s about you, no it’s about me, no it’s about HER! Woman giving me all types of life right now she looks good.
I follow Chrissy on IG and Twitter and I love how she hasn’t posted any pics with Kim. Also, I would love to see her dress without the tuxedo jacket. It does look pretty.
I bet Kim chose the pic where Chrissy looked the worst.
Lol, I hadn’t thought about it before, but my first thought after seeing that picture was I wonder what Chrissy thinks of Dead-eyes ‘Dashian. How have I never thought about this before? Can you imagine actually being around the Kimye circus? Actually being around Kim? (And I’m not nuts about Kanye either.) Being close-up with that face and those boobs? Making wee, itty-bitty, small talk. John and Kanye have a (working) relationship that goes way back. But even if “The Legends” don’t dislike Kim and all that the Kardashians stand for, I can’t imagine them connecting or being at all interested in her. And lets be honest. Even if, IF!, you don’t have an issue with Kim, you gotta’ think it’s likely that the marriage isn’t even going to make it to wood (is that the 5th year?). Reward vs the risk of association–It’s really not worth the effort to establish a friendship with her. It’s probably why most celebrities don’t, even with all her fame and Kanye. (It seemed like Jay Z and Beyonce played that distance and boundaries game and then just gave up around the time North came into the picture.)
Oh snap, she just posted one, lol! And Kanye is even smiling! Just noticed it’s also with Robert De Niro, Katie Couric and their SOs.
I highly doubt Chrissy thinks much of Kim. Kim doesn’t posess anything that Chrissy tends to admire or be impressed or amused by. That said, I think due to John’s relationship with Kanye, she keeps it cool. I don’t think she’s going to go in on Kim and bring that drama.
But I am feeling real bad for Chrissy and John that they had to share any breathing space with that nasty as f*ck Cheban dude.
De Niro and his wife were the first people I noticed in the picture, @Susa. They look good. Chrissy did this the other day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKsKin__4Y0 There’s no way a woman like that is doing anything other than tolerating Kim and being polite. And I imagine that’s what the overwhelming majority of celebs do for Kanye’s benefit, if they bother at all. Btw, I love the difference between Kanye smiling, Kanye giving you blue steel, and Kanye’s gormless “I’m just plain miserable” face.
I thought Chrissy was REALLY pretty up until I saw her on some thing on New Year’s Eve…she looks like a gerbil.
Hahaha well if she can crop out her own daughter no one is safe. I saw Kanye fixing her outfit somewhere in NY like he really treats her like his breathing mannequin. How does she find that attractive?
Because she loves to be idolized. She lives for it. And I disagree with everyone going on about how THIS particular black dress slit down to the navel is nice – ALL her outfits look exactly the same. :-/
I agree about all her outfits looking the same. I might be in the minority, but so far I’m not feeling her “all new wardrobe” that she said she stayed up all night with Kanye picking out. And that straight down the middle slicked down on each side ponytail does her no favors… Not a good look for her.
She looks better in colour, I don’t understand what this black phase is all about. Trying to atone for calling her mom Omish?
Btw, if true, it’s disappointing that Scott Disick is looking into buying property in Israel, right at a time when the boycott divestment and sanctions campaign is gaining momentum against Israeli apartheid. The equivalent would be buying property in South Aftica pre the fall of Apartheid.
She has such great skin tone and her hair color works with almost any shade, she really does look better in jewel tones or any color–she should take advantage.
Also, the slicked-back hair is too harsh with her plastic features.
Too bad because she was looking pretty for a while with the soft waves, more toned-down makeup, and bright colors. Sigh.
NOT EQUIVALENT. BTW, TRADE BETWEEN ISRAEL AND EUROPE NEVER HIGHER. YOU LOSE.
Why is that Cheban Clown always hanging around Kim…so creepy.
That’s the funniest photo of him I’ve ever seen though!! you can see his neck muscles bulging to make the photo. If Kim could just wear him on the back of her head, Voldermort style, he’d be in heaven.
LOL.
I think the only thing worse than being a raging narcissist and famewhore would be being that person’s hanger-on.
He always makes that Mr. T face.
He’s a human dingle-berry. He is pretty much stuck onto Kim like the blood sucker he is.
ummm, he’s her only friend?
Kim and Kanye are soooo boring. She tweets they spend all night cleaning out her closet for her new look and her new look is just as vile as her last years look. Kanye West is simply playing Barbie doll with Kim and thinks he knows how to dress her. But he doesn’t. Everyone is tired of seeing Kim’s boobs and ass in every single outfit. And black and white or tan is simply gross. She needs to stop wearing her hair so severely like she is a German nanny as well. I am starting to wonder why these two have any friends at all as they treat everyone as if they are simply shit on their shoe. Really their bad behavior should surprise no one. Yuk.
I think they probably don’t even know real friendship is about. Everyone they hang with is either a wanna-be or used as a stepping stone for their own gain. They’re just bit players in Kimye’s fake “we’re so cool” life. Kim and Kanye are the ultimate users. SMH
Kim and Kanye are also the ultimate losers.
It’s gross how oblivious they are to their own gaucheness!
Seriously. She looks the same as last year. And I’d seriously side-eye my husband if he wanted to re-organize my closet and tell me what to wear.
I’m LOLing at “German nanny”! That is perfect! 👍
I don’t think I’ve ever seen her eye makeup like that. The eyeliner on the waterline really makes them appear so much smaller. Looks much better with the brightening pencil in the waterline. That’s all
Creepy, creepy face in that instagram pic…
I mean, she’s as self-absorbed as a sponge, is this new?
I am worried too, her dresses get worse and worse. Get that Kanye out of your closet!
This Vapid ass bird… This is only Sllliiigghhtttllyy Better than the time she wished Riccardo Tisci (her possible Sisterwife) a Happy Birthday with a picture of her Topless and him adjusting her … Takes a special Kind of A-hole to wish someone a happy Bday publicly whilst making it all about you
LOL! Sister-wife! Spot on, QQ.
Yes, Kim must be a great friend!
Yeah I feel like you can only be an every day friend of people like her (or Beysus for that Matter) if you are willing to be a Hanger on with Nothing going on a la Cheban so you can hang to her every word/pump her up/ primp her/ hang to her every whim and continually let yourself be made less so her Narcissist ass can get shine and adulation , like they mingle with famous folks but it must be painful to act Normal or know that spotlight has to be shared with others with actual talent/ more clout than you etc
OOT ( Marie-France ..pleeeaassee tell me you’ve listen to that Yelle Song ( A Cause Des Garcons)
Sisterwife comment is PRICELESS!
OMG sisterwife! Hahaha.
QQ, of course! It´s a great song and your comments on these women´s next level narcissism are spot on.
SWWWWOOO-OONN That Sh!t still goes Hard Today
She looks like the wicked witch of the west
Can’t invite them to any kind of party for someone else. It will soon be pictures with the West family being the main center of attention.
Chrissy Teigen has such a strange face.
I can’t imagine going to someone’s birthday party and then all gathering around for some pics and just making an emotionless face. I mean we would all smile and show emotion b/c its a party! So her outfit is ridiculous but they look so miserable together. Like she has to make an effort to not smile b/c isn’t it almost the natural thing to do when taking pics w/ groups of people at a party? I don’t get it.
I cannot imagine just being tolerated by my partners friends and associates. That is what is being done in regards to Kim, she is merely being tolerated and she is so clueless in thinking that she is upgrading.
Kim’s body language is hilariously submissive (and pathetic).
Also, what braintrust suggested open toe sandals in January? Oh yeah…. It’s gonna be another long year fug from these two.
I know! But come to think of it, I don’t think she even wears closed-toed shoes anymore. Every single time I see her she has sandals on. That is what happens when you let a man who doesn’t know anything about fashion but thinks he is a fashion god dress you. Kanye regularly has her wearing things that don’t flatter her and make no sense.
What an empty life.
Haven’t we seen this look on her many many times already? She is so full of herself. She always tweets “happy bday to my bff” and it will be some random person who’s face is half cut out of the pic while Kim is front and center. She believes she is the center of the universe.
I like what Kanye is wearing.
Also, Jonathan Cheban really? Really? Does this dude not have a life of his own? What do he and Kim have in common? Oh let me guess, he kisses her butt more than any other living human.
Yeah I think Kanye and Kim feed off each other’s egos. I hate-watch the show (it is my guilty pleasure) and before him, she was obviously closer to her sisters and more down to earth, but since him, she has turned into a noticeably more self absorbed egotist, in the most recent previews she was screaming about how she gave one of her sisters a career. I never liked Kim, but I can’t imagine how anyone likes Kim now.
Anyone else here think Kanye pays for Kim’s wardrobe and that’s why he gets a huge say in what she wears? You know Kim ain’t spending her own money. But she’ll later sell these clothes on Ebay, give 10% to charity and put the rest in her own pocket !
Good point. Very Jackie O of her!
Catfaces on Kim and Chrissy. YIKES!
So far it seems no one else has caught her right hand. She was moving the fabric off her leg as the pic was taken. I’m still laughing! There is nothing candid about this aggressively stupid fool.
They look amazing. So happening.
I actually don’t hate what she’s wearing, I can’t believe it. Although there is still way too much boobage happening, per usual. Her left breast in particular looks especially implant-y. And she has great thick hair, I don’t know why she insists on a slicked back center part. It does nothing for her or her hair.
i mean…if i looked like her, I would let it all hang out. And would all black be that bad? It’s flattering and her badonk won’t be so much in everyone’s faces … silver linings
LOL
Can someone report on the one image of Kylie with her implants? Girl is a Kardashian despite not having the actual Kardashian blood in her system 😂
Kim is old news.
Nothing says happy birthday like having it hijacked by a desperate famewhore.
Tell me lady’s where you think her boobs would end up hanging to if she wasn’t wearing that hidden shelf lifter bra..you can see it in several photos not published here…I estimate right around her waist line….and you can also see the scar from her breast implants in them also…..nice dress if it had a front on it ..
Her hair or weave is pulled to low on her forehead again…gives her that slight planet of the apes look….LOL.
They are self absorbed people. It’s not worse than when goop posted her picture when late Phil Hoffman died. Forget about the sensability, themselves is what matters the most!
More photos from the party on DM today must have took her that long to photo shop and crop them cause sure as the world looks like she cropped them so as to put her and Kanye in the center of each photo…highjacking the photos going as far as Kanye leaning end and Kissing if you call that not touching any part of person except the lips which barely touch as kissing .just as the photo is taking thus pulling the attention away from John and onto them…..and another thing that really bugs me is her hair…..everybody elses hair is flying all over the place , Krissy’s the other women in the background and Not one hair on Kim’s head has moved…plastered down tight so tight to her head like that…a perfect plastic helmet…..
Despite the horrendous results, I do like the outfits Kanye chooses for her. Too bad he doesn’t take into consideration her body type, and he must always throw in his personal fetish of exposed body parts.
I honestly can say that Kim KardASSian is the absolutmost VAIN human being this planet has ever had the displeasure to host. Her level of self-obsession is unparalleled.