– Jessica Biel takes out the trash in her bathrobe and slippers. You know that’s going to end up in the Star: Normal or Not section (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Matt Damon and George Clooney on Lake Como [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Are Brad and Angelina planning a lavish wedding? [DListed]
– Fergie is performing to tweens in southern malls [Celebritology]
– Dane Cook is about to do two movies with remarkably similar plots. [Pajiba]
– Woman sues her boss for $33 million for failing to accommodate her disability – seasonal affective disorder [QuizLaw]
– Guess that hasbeen booty [Bastardly]
– Rihanna says her dad was a crackhead [Bossip]
– Calum Best admits he has a problem. That’s the first step [ICYDK]
– Celine Dion’s kid is named Rene and has really long curly hair, oh and he’s a boy [yeeeah
– More pictures of Lindsay Lohan in rehab [Evil Beet]
– Lindsay Lohan laughs through her drunk driving PSA [Celebslam]
– Kevin Federline and Keanu Reeve’s Excellent Adventure [Agent Bedhead]
– Tony Romo wants a break from his relationship with Carrie Underwood so that he can play the field [The Blemish]
– Sheryl Crow: don’t shake the baby! [Gabsmash]
– Hilary Swank and her short boyfriend [Just Jared]
– Hot pictures of Holly Valance [The Grumpiest]
– Christina Aguilera’s new perfume stinks [CelebWarship]
– Jessica Alba hates the paparazzi. That’s almost as bad as hating bloggers. She’s done for now. [Derek Hail]
– Scary detailed Beyonce upskirt [CelebNewsWire]
– Scary skinny Jenna Jameson [The Skinny Website]
– No one wants Michael Jackson’s stuff [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Sad-looking Paris Hilton in a hoodie and sweats [Celebrity Puke]
– Hayden Christensen bought a farm in Canada and a bunch of tractors and stuff [PopSugar]