If you’ve come in here looking for Benedict Cumberbatch photos, too bad! Bendy got a separate post – go here to see. This Hot Guy Golden Globes post is just for Clive Owen and some assorted men and couples we couldn’t fit in anywhere else. When I was live-tweeting the Globes last night, some of my most popular tweets were about Clive and how shiny he was and how I could make him feel better about his Globes loss. I could too. I miss Clive. I wish we saw more of him. There was a distinct lack of hot-guy cutaways last night. Anyway… Clive. He is forever. He is this year’s Velvet Crush.

I’m also including a hodge-podge of men and their spouses/partners. Ethan Hawke (don’t even yell at me, I know my crush is gross) and his wife Ryan. Jamie Dornan and his wife Amelia. I couldn’t find any photos of Michael Keaton with his hot son Shawn, which is tragic (because his son is HOT). David Oyelowo, looking sparkly from his head to his toes. Ralph Fiennes, owning his receding hairline admirably (and yes, I would still hit that too). Channing Tatum looking orange. Mark Ruffalo with his wife. Common looking so handsome. Matt Bomer looking like perfection (with his husband Simon). Robert Downey Jr. and Susan. Jared Leto, just for Bedhead (she’s gross). Alan Cumming, wearing what can only be described as a flesh-colored suit (??). And sad-face Kit Harington, of course. Enjoy.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.