Miley Cyrus’ V mag shoot is completely ridiculous, of course

Miley Cyrus

Here’s a photo of Miley Cyrus at a W magazine event in LA last weekend. She’s wearing a Balmain suit, which reminds me of a caped Elvis outfit. It’s not bad though, and Miley looks demure compared to what was coming. She’s so thirsty for attention, and I’m going to reluctantly give it to her during this slow news cycle. Miley wants so badly to top her own antics, which is becoming difficult after her “Wrecking Ball” video. She graduated to popping a squat on Instagram and showing off her 5-foot bong to look rebellious.

Now Miley’s stuntqueening has reached new heights. She appears in series of polaroids, which were taken by her assistant, Cheyne Thomas, during her Bangers tour. The result is a very NSFW set of photos for W mag. She’s wearing nothing in most of these pics. I’ll say something nice — she’s not surgically enhanced, which is a rarity. Since they’re polaroids, the assumption is that no airbrushing took place.

The shoot is supposed to be shocking. I think Miley wants to make a statement about taking it off on her own terms, and not posing for one of “those” magazines to do so. But of course this is all about attention. Miley thinks she’s the first person to ever take it off, ever. She looks at herself as a leading feminist and super artiste. These photos will spark a revolution, y’all! Bow down and respect Miley, the trailblazer.

Here’s some photos of Miley with Patrick Schwarzenegger from the holidays. The tabloids keep writing about how his family doesn’t like him dating Miley, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s equally as wild.

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

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  1. Kitten says:

    Ew. Wish I could un-see.

    • QQ says:

      Me Too…This Bitch is so Parched I feel Like Dousing her in a Cooler of Icy Gatorade won’t make a Dent

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAH Patrick?? A Kennedy Patrick?? Patrick the son Of Arnold Boinking the Maid , my wife, any other randos Swarzennegger?? Rich Hampton spoiled Crowd??? Hahahahahahahhahahah These folks Noses Probably work as Hoover Machines for Coke

    • Tifygodess24 says:

      The comments on V s website are ridiculous , oh she’s just a free spirit- oh naked is natural. Sure naked is natural but I mean she could be shooting up and I have a feeling the id*ot fans ( on V ) will say oh it’s beautiful. Stanning at its worse for sure. I’m sorry but this photo shoot isn’t because Miley is a free spirit or she’s trying to be artisy. she’s doing this for the attention and she believes shock and awe. Plus she looks all types of strung out in these photos. Gross. She needs to get a grip fast. She’s coming off as major trash.

      *On a side note can I just say ( I haven’t seen it on this site – just in general ) I’m so tired of people making excuses for her by saying well she’s in her 20s everyone does drugs or tries drugs. I never once did drugs and I’m now in my 30s and I know many people who haven’t either. Especially hard ones. Yeah I partied but not like that. So Thats an old tired excuse for her sh*tty behavior.

      • Lauren says:

        Agree with you. It’s not like they are tasteful photos that just depict her naked body. I believe most people would be fine with that. These photos have an air of drugs and prostitution combined with some kind of youthful playfulness. Gross combo if you ask me.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        I did plenty of drugs and never felt the urge to get naked on camera for the masses to feast on. Whatever her problems are, it’s not just drugs.

  2. mia girl says:

    Yawn.
    Advice to Miley- Time to regroup. Your current strategy is hitting the point of diminishing returns.

    • Loopy says:

      At least Madonna had the sense to shock in doses this prick her has pushed everything she can in under two years, nothing will shock anymore. Unless she admits that she must have bumped her head in is now coming back to her senses and act decent.

      • Sea Dragon says:

        Yes. And her full on nudity was sold for $50 in a plastic sealed book, aptly called “Sex”. It gave her a storm of attention and Everybody was curious.
        I realize it’s a new day but shooting photos that look like she was in the middle of a number of different porn films, to be seen by any kid that knows how to google, is wrong on so many levels.

      • Abby_J says:

        Madonna also had musical talent. Just sayin.

      • The other paige says:

        @Loopy- so right! Under two years and she gave away the store….and not that it matters.

      • get it together says:

        TRUTH. If Miley did a photoshoot (or red carpet walk) dressed in classy couture, I would be shocked. As it is, everytime I see a naked photo of her, I just want to yawn.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        My name of course refers to Arrested Development, anyone remember the episode were Gob blurts out every good business idea Micheal gave him, like thirty ideas, two years work, Gob spews it all to his new boss in under two minutes and then has nothing left to offer as an employee. This is Miley. She stole thirty good ideas from every pop tart that preceded her and spewed them in a public forum in under five minutes. Yawn, she has nothing new to offer.

  3. Rachel says:

    Ewww.

  4. Mia V. says:

    Cause it’s been a few hours since we were forced to check her nipples.

  5. Zigggy says:

    She looks SO high in those pics. Thank goodness nobody had a camera when I was partying in my early 20s 😉

  6. GingerCrunch says:

    My guess is this generation of Kennedys is up for all kinds of shenanigans.

  7. AG-UK says:

    yuck and hopefully at 22 you wouldn’t need to be enhanced man if you aren’t your best at that age then I don’t know what. She needs to go away for a couple of years.

  8. Crumpet says:

    Gross. I’m starting to think she has a mental disorder.

  9. Dani2 says:

    I don’t blame Miley for this, I blame myself. I should’ve known better than to click that link.

  10. Abbott says:

    When it comes to Kennedy’s and their women, this relationship is probably pretty tame. She definitely looks like a one shower a day girl.

  11. DavidBowie says:

    Silly little girl

  12. Jayna says:

    Those photos for V Magazine are hysterical. LOL

    • Kiddo says:

      They are, the one with the tongue out is about the furthest thing from sexy that I’ve seen, I actually guffawed. It was goofy as hell.

  13. scout says:

    Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger is happy about his handsome son dating Miley! Of course, Miley is wayyyy better than the poor maid Arnold “did” or is she???? Hmmmm……

  14. minx says:

    She’s like Kim Kardashian–we’ve seen almost every inch of her body. Who cares?

  15. mazzie says:

    I’m so tired of seeing breasts/tits/boobs/tatas/girls in relation to music.

  16. Sea Dragon says:

    Baby Schwarzenegger has a great body but a teeny tiny head.

  17. Mo cheeks says:

    My phone must be messed up but the only picture that would show was little Miley naked in the bathtub. And wow…just wow. the idea of a photo like that of me online is horrifying. I think there is definitely drug use involved.

  18. Reece says:

    Anybody calling him wild, clearly, doesn’t know their family history.

    I choose not to click those pics and take everyone’s word for it.

    • Sea Dragon says:

      You’re smart to save yourself from the second hand embarrassment.

    • maeliz says:

      I also chose not to look. I’ve seen enough embarrassing pictures of what she does while performing. Maybe one day she’ll look at all these pictures and cry with shame

  19. roxy750 says:

    She is not attractive, she would be if she wasn’t dripping with raunchy stinky greasy nastiness. Have some respect for yourself girl.

  20. swack says:

    To me her body is not even attractive.

  21. kri says:

    I want to call the CDC, take a shower in peroxide, and dose my eyeballs with holy water. My insides hurt from the heaving.

  22. Ginger says:

    This reminds me of how Drew Barrymore would get naked constantly and get tattoos and kiss other women, etc. and everyone called her a “free spirit” back in the day. Only now that she’s grown with two children, a lucrative business and a conservative husband she has reinvented herself. Just a warning for Miley. And I’m another that is SO GLAD social media did not exist when I was young and dating/partying.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      I am another who is grateful social media was not there to record my debauched youth. Although a “friend” thoughtfully posted a teenage picture of me with a bong on FB. Whatever, it’s almost legal.

  23. Butch says:

    I love them. She’s a dirty hippy getting clean. So cute. So Miley. Less pretentious than Madonna’s book btw. The polaroid candids totally her gen. Some of you people are complete and utter idiots if you think nudity is a problem. Do you see this girl exiting bars/parties off her face, stumbling into cars or bushes?..no. Has she been in a ton of car accidents? How about wearing a dress with no underwear to the Chateau then bending over for the paps, unintentionally of course?no. Does she smoke a lot of weed, play with her dogs, be good to her friends, maybe…make a homade pizza? why..yes! Grow up people and get a sense of humor. She’s naked and taking comedic and gen. style pics. yes. Miley…she’s totaly cool. Love her.

  24. Nicole says:

    I like her body. I like the shots. I like her here. Ya, it’s thirsy, but it’s honest and it’ll last longer than the gaga brand of try hard.

    • Charlie says:

      Strangely, I don’t mind this.

    • chaine says:

      I agree. And it is nice that she still has her natural, normal-sized boobs.

      • wolfpup says:

        Keira Knightly did a pose with her naked breasts, (which I saw on The Huffington Post). She was trying to show women (not men), that it’s okay to be exactly who you are, in the body that carries you everywhere.

  25. Sheila says:

    Poor Miley, she is “thirsty” isn’t she. She needs so much attention and she needs it constantly (didn’t she once say herself she likes when people are talking about her?). She likely has many insecurities and is not truly confident whatsoever. She is not sexy, but she so desperately wants to be seen as sexy and is truly delusional, she thinks WE think she is LOL. But she has the body of a 12 year old boy, with baby chipmunk cheeks and has no sex appeal whatsoever. And that Hillbilly speaking voice she has..yuck…just that alone is so unappealing. She peaked with her twerking and will never match that level of “look at her” again. Everything she does now screams of desperation. It’s actually funny how much she wants to be noticed.

  26. Bread and Circuses says:

    See? See that first photo? She looks really good in high fashion. She’s got the figure for it, and the blonde hair is really striking on her.

    In fact, there was a while — post-blonde but pre-twerk — when she was doing interviews and going to the Met Ball wearing these great fashions that genuinely made her look amazing and cool. She showed an amazing sense of funky-good taste.

    And then she started getting as naked as possible, and it always looks terrible. MILEY, I COULD ROOT FOR YOU, GIRL, BUT YOU KEEP SABOTAGING ALL THE THINGS YOU’RE BLESSED WITH.

  27. SnarkGirl says:

    I was surprised, but I actually didn’t hate the photos. A couple of them actually had a bit of artistic merit – even for crappy Polaroids.

    I honestly can’t decide if she’s really that thirsty, or just doesn’t give a f*. These photos seem to be more in the latter category than some of her other stunts.

  28. Josefa says:

    Even though her schtick is getting old, I don’t mind Miley so much. I actually think she’s pretty self-aware and knows how much of a joke she is. I laughed at those pictures and I think she laughed during the shoot too (she looks high as a kite – I want summa dat).

    I don’t think Miley is very smart, otherwise she’d know this behavior is expected from her and doesn’t really make headlines anymore. But she’s not pretentious, imo, and that makes her better than James Franco and several others.

  29. Christin says:

    Elvis and Miley should never be used in the same sentence.

    If I were Dolly, I would resign as her godmother.

  30. Stacey says:

    I find her disgusting and her shameless personality makes her even creepier.

  31. ketjo says:

    I’m sorry” but sorry is as sorry does” and she is one sorry piece of female …If it wasn’t for all her hired babysitters to keep her alive she would have been fished out of the river by now from being killed by some druggie friend of hers or from an overdose…..she has that drug mentality of being invincible and that is going get her dead. !!
    She is not cute , she is not attractive , she looks just like her mother at that age and believe me her morals and behavior are about the same….she has a big voice that was cute on a teen but is nothing special now….just another obnoxiously rich spoiled druggie without any morals….and I am not being judgmental or not giving her a benefit of doubt…or other fence riding carp..she proves it every day by her own actions…

  32. jferber says:

    I don’t like her with the Kennedy boy, since the Kennedy men are so wild, selfish, vain, reckless, faithless and downright dangerous. And I say this as a Democrat. Bad apples are bad apples.