I can totally understand how a pregnant lady might feel sort of barfy and tired and over it, and want to kind of phone it in for an award show like the Critics Choice. But look at Keira Knightley’s whole look! This actually took effort. She actually sat there, getting her hair and makeup done, trying on dresses and deciding that THIS was going to be the best look. Oh, Keira. How the mighty Fashion Girls have fallen! I said at the Golden Globes that it was like Keira’s pregnancy has made her lose her style mojo, and here’s further evidence. This terrible Delpozo gown. What the hell? It’s a bad color, the detailing is cheap, the train is too long and honestly, it doesn’t even look that comfortable for a pregnant girl. It looks like the kind of dress you have to constantly adjust throughout the night. So, is this better or worse than Keira’s Chanel Fail at the Globes?

PS…Benedict Cumberbatch was not there. Keira was representing The Imitation Game with Allen Leech and some other peeps. I will give Keira credit for something: her husband, James Righton, just gets cuter and cuter. She likes her men very pretty.

Also on the menu for bland fashion choices at the Critics Choice, here’s Carmen Ejogo. She’s the British actress playing Coretta Scott King in Selma. She’s GORGEOUS. But this peachy Emilia Wickstead was a mistake. I would have loved to see this beautiful woman in a jewel tone or literally any other color but peach. It seems like a snazzy bridesmaid’s dress and that’s just wrong. As for those pockets… um… no. There are plenty of cool ways to do pockets on formal gowns. This is not one of them.

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