Jamie Dornan reads lines of E.L. James‘ crappy dialogue in random accents for Jimmy Kimmel. Go here to watch —> [A Socialite Life]
Leonardo DiCaprio “moved on” from Rihanna with a model. [Dlisted]
Gwyneth Paltrow fudges her conscious uncoupling timeline. [LaineyGossip]
Eddie Redmayne doesn’t wear spanx on the red carpet. [Buzzfeed]
Zach Braff isn’t racist. He’s simply an idiot. [Pajiba]
Margot Robbie‘s technical Oscars dress is fug. [Go Fug Yourself]
Snooki won’t post photos of her kids anymore. Really? [Starcasm]
Lady Gaga doesn’t want to talk about her engagement. [OMG Blog]
Will Smith is sad no one wanted to watch After Earth. [Evil Beet]
Megan Fox wears jeans, sparks envy everywhere. [Popoholic]
Lisa Rinna wants RHOBH stars to “own their sh*t.” [Reality Tea]
Miley Cyrus is really into Patrick Schwarzenegger. [ICYDK]
Miley Cyrus pulled out of that pr0n film festival [Jezebel]
Ali Larter introduces baby Vivienne Margaret. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Screencaps courtesy of YouTube; photo courtesy of WENN
As much as I would have enjoyed watching Charlie Hunnam in some raunchy sex scenes, he is a genius for walking away from this mess. Great career move.
Why do I think Hunnam did hotter scenes in Sons of Anarchy?
I like Jamie, but I swear he talks more fondly of his serial killer character on The Fall then he does about Fifty Shades.
He needs to suck it up. No one made you do this movie, dude.
They both seem to dealing with this franchise much better than R pass did. Kudos to you, Jamie and Dakota!
Ok, that’s not a very fair comparison. Jamie knew what he signed up for and is prepared for it, Rob didn’t have a clue what he was in for. Jamie is a 34 year old married father, Rob was 22 years old. He described the experience like being strapped to the front of a moving train – no control over the hurtling Twilight machine.
It’s the first premiere of the first movie. Let’s see how Jamie is doing by movie three (if the hype stays at its current level).
He was excellent in The Fall. He shouldn’t have chosen to do this movie. Critics already saying it’s bad, not erotic enough.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2948669/Frustrated-movie-critics-clamor-sex-flaccid-Fifty-Shades-Grey-fails-hot-collar.html
TBH, the books were not erotic either. Christian was seriously effed up in his head and Anna was a “Tickle-Me-Elmo”. Not my kind of erotica.
Agreed. He was seriously deranged and she was so easily manipulated.
I agree. I finally broke down to read the book when the news called it “Mommy Porn.” I cracked up and thought, well, now I HAVE to read it.
I couldn’t finish the first book. It seemed more a character study of a messed up/tortured man than Erotica- which was what I was hoping for.
Considering it was Twilight fanfiction, I expected nothing less.
I just saw the movie in France with my husband and my mum ( it’s her week to choose the movie).It’s well made,sometimes funny ( thank you Dakota),enough well acted and boring.
The sex scenes are not exciting ( excepted when Grey practices the first time the doggy pose in her bedroom)
Ana Steele in the movie is NOT the clumsy oaf of the book.She’s a little naive goofy girl who waited to fall in love. She has some personality and everyone thought Dakota was charming as Anna whereas Dorman is as exciting as a good looking brush .
I’ve been giggling over the ‘Miley Cyrus pulls out of pr0n festival’ headlines. Heh.
Yeah, she’s desperate to strip off whenever possible but the moment it’s called porn she’s out lol.
Just because the phrasing everywhere is ‘pulls out.’
That must have been a very hard decision for Miley.
No one watched the Jimmy Fallon clip? It was hysterical!! To be fair, almost as funny as those posters on other sites who were literally spitting that this movie wasn’t universally panned. Regardless of the hate/ distain for the book,etc- I am happy to see a female director’s work at least get some credit.
Wow Will Smith still sounds…off. What happened to him? Was he always weird and now he no longer listens to his publicist? Is it Xenu? What is going on?!
I thought the same thing. Now we know where the kids get it from. How weird must their psycho-babble dinner conversations must be
I AM curious about what thoughts went through Dakota’s mind in choosing that hideous outfit. Seriously- WTH?
Leather below the waist; Olaf cosplay above
“Jamie Dornan reads lines of E.L. James‘ crappy dialogue in random accents for Jimmy Kimmel. Go here to watch” – you seem to prefer Jimmy Kimmel over Fallon, don’t you? It is not the first time you mix them up.
Anyway, I believe Fallon offered only the accents that Dornan could do. I mean, neither Scottish nor French should be too exotic for him, right?
I’ve never read the book, but a movie based on this book and no full frontal nudity, that’s absurd. I agree with the review I read about that. It sounds like you see more realistic sex scenes on cable TV. Bring on Ewan McGregor. He would have done it right.
Ewan .. Sighhh ( i m drooling over my bagel )
lol @ megan fox sparking envy in her jeans. she’s a hot girl but her butt = pancake in these pics. no envy on that front.
LOL I was thinking the same thing! I was like ummm why would those pics inspire butt envy…those jeans make her look like she has no butt! But the whole thing looks/sounds intentional so she must have asked them to write that (or her publisist asked)