Here’s the cover of Marie Claire Australia’s March issue, with Gwyneth Paltrow. It’s a bad cover for her, right? While I make fun of Our Lady of Perpetual Goops, she usually photographs well and she’s usually up for a good editorial. Anyway, in this MC interview, Gwyneth admits that she and Chris Martin had actually separated a year before their conscious uncoupling announcement. Which means both were free and clear to fool around with other people, I suppose. Some highlights:
The quiet separation: Marie Claire Australia claims she purchased a house as long ago as 2012 and then went through ‘a year of quiet separation’.
Working with Johnny Depp while she and Chris separated: “Nobody knew what Chris and I had been going through, so I didn’t say, ‘Hey, this is what’s happening,’ but I did ask him mostly children-centric questions, like, ‘How is it on them?’ and ‘How did you do it?'”
On her split: “It’s very sad. You have an expectation of your life, and it’s sad to change that expectation.”
The “conscious uncoupling” term: “OK, you can make fun of the term or whatever. I didn’t invent it.”
She and Chris are still tight: “We’ve worked really f–king hard to get to [this] point. But we’re very, very close, and it’s so nice. I feel like it’s, in a way, the relationship we were meant to have.”
[From The Daily Mail & E! News]
At this point… yeah, of course she’s admitting it. We knew it already. She and Chris had spent several years living largely separate lives. They barely spent any time together. In fact, they spend so much time together post-split that I bet it sort of confuses their kids.
Other Goop news… Us Weekly had a funny story about Gwyneth bringing her kids to the Grammys and then trying to explain to them the difference between the awards for albums and records. Star Magazine also has a story about Gwyneth and her undercover boyfriend Brad Falchuk. Apparently, they’re still together but Brad wants to go public with their romance and really be her “official”. A source tells Star: “At first they were waiting for the hype around their relationship to die down, but now there’s no more excuses. He wants to start walking red carpets hand in hand.” They should totally go to the Oscars together.
Here are some pics of Gwyneth at the Grammys. Her dress was Stella McCartney. I don’t completely hate it, which shocked me.
Photos courtesy of Getty, Marie Claire Australia.
Is she going to be like Jenn Anniston , milking this divorce forever?
Looks like it. Ugh
Yup
But she’s, like, soooooo relatable now! She’s so unlucky in live just like the beloved Aniston it Bridget Jones.
I’ve got to disagree on the dress… I did completely hate it.
Yo también. It’s harrable.
Me too. It is totally unflattering on her figure and the make up looks like her girl love (the weird exercise chick she is always a$$ kissing, can’t think of her name). Taylor Swift may have been able to pull this off, but let’s face it, Tay Tay is just so much younger and hotter than Goopy.
I hate the dress too, and the one from the Golden Globes. She has a belly and both dresses show that. For someone OBSESSED about her body, I was surprised she’d wear such stuff.
I still want someone to design shoes for actual feet. Her arch is so high, her foot is almost out of the shoe and her toes are squished in the toe and almost out of the shoe. They are just horrid looking and probably really uncomfortable. The dress-no.
I thought this was already common knowledge.
LOL,
I see what you did there 🙂
Lol. mimif! OT but I thought of you this week as I watched the first two episodes of Better Call Saul! Did you watch? It’s no BB but it’s far exceeded my expectations, in fact I daresay I’m hooked.
Ha, I’m glad you liked it! I haven’t had a chance to watch it yet because the bf is playing catch up with TWD & GOT which has totally destroyed our bandwidth usage. I will let you know when I do so we can discuss!
Cosigning on really liking Better Call Saul.
mimif – At first I thought you were implying that Goop got it on with Common. Ha! My gossip mind is in the gutter.
Lmao mia girl, the fan girls would riot.
It is to everyone, but Goop thinks she’s so clever and we’ve been easily fooled.
The affairs, the buying homes away from eachother. The sharing homes, but not living together. It’s all been out there and she denied it for ages, but she’s admitting it now so…. she’s pretty much outing herself as beng a liar.
We knew this about you Goop, but thanks for the reminder.
Pray tell, who is that on the cover? Asking Depp for advice? OK. But no one has filed for divorce or have they? The whole thing is getting more attention than it is worth.
This is kind of boring, as is the dress. I have no issue with her quietly separating, but was she still hawking her perfect marriage at that point? I’ve never read her site, but if memory serves, I think that was a complaint of the commenters, here.
I only remember her passing off some slightly veiled quote about adultery and then some time after announcing the split. Alas, I can’t remember sh-t tho so I don’t even know why I’m responding. Oh, because it’s KidoO and I just have to… 🙂
Do you read her site?
Did you really just ask me that?
Just kidding. No. And I want to say that she wasn’t promoting her perfect marriage at that point either, maybe even the contrary. Hopefully, a Goopologist can come along and shed some light on the subject, because I might even be making stuff up at this point, as I have occasionally (cough) been known to do. But that is how I remember it.
Goopologist, was the best thing to come out of this discussion.
I’m not sure if I should be offended or not. 😜
Goopologists. LMAO , you know the Daily Mail is going to steal it. Lol
I’m no mimif/Goopologist but I remember CM running out into the audience and kissing her during one of his concerts around that time.
I thought she doesn’t give an F about what we think.
Dress is hideous.
She should come out with her new boyfriend and show off. Why not?
We don’t hate you Goop, just go easy on the V steam cleaner, that’s all.
Good lord I got so burnt out hearing about the nominations and who got robbed and Anistons failed attempt to get nominated for Cake that I could’ve sworn the Oscars already happened.
Very cheap looking and terribly unflattering. The cut is boxy and highlights her poochies
One of my FB friends compared that dress to the sequined one Dustin Hoffman wore in the Tootsie poster. Seems about right.
Ha, that’s awesome. Reminds me of this:
https://twitter.com/robinwilliams/status/331974971826003968
ROTFL LOL
Why is she on a magazine cover? She can’t still be promoting Mordecai.
If she is, she’s the only one left who cares about it. Including the theaters and the audience – that movie disappeared FAST.
They haven’t even filed for divorce yet, so why is she talking about this?
For how long she is going to talk about her divorce? I am already tired.
Gwyneth, get over this! Let it go! We are not interested.
She does have great legs, so I understand why she wears short dresses alot, but the cut and the fabric….not flattering as she does have a bit of a pooch. It showed more in other photos on other sites. Not body shaming – just pointing out the obvious. Her stylist must not have much say?
what’s up with her foot on the cover picture. it looks like she has 4 toes.
She needs Spanx and a bra. And that dress is awful.