It’s become a somewhat annual tradition for the gossip-well to run dry just before the Oscars. Things should pick up next week, I promise! But for now, let’s talk about Jennifer Aniston’s big 46th birthday party last week. E! News says Aniston “organized an epic celebration” with all of her celebrity friends, including Jimmy Kimmel, Courteney Cox, Malin Akerman, John Krasinski, Tobey Maguire (and wife Jennifer Meyer), Lake Bell and many more. They partied at the Roosevelt Hotel’s Spare Room. According to Us Weekly, they played games, bowled, and enjoyed the fully stocked bar. Sounds like a nice birthday party.
Justin Theroux was obviously at her b-day party too, because I guess he doesn’t need to be in NYC for season 2 of The Leftovers. Yet! Many of us also assume that Justin will be on the red carpet with Jennifer at the Oscars this Sunday, as she was asked to present. She made it to all of the big awards shows this year, by hook or by crook – she was legitimately nominated at the Critics Choice, SAGs and Golden Globes, and now she’s presenting at the Oscars. Speaking of her previous appearances, In Touch Weekly had a story last week about Jennifer being “hurt” by the criticism of her “saggy” bust at the Critics Choice and SAGs. A source claimed that Jennifer is really “sensitive about them not looking as good as they once did.” The source also claimed she was thinking about getting a breast lift. But Jennifer’s rep, Stephen Huvane, told RumorFix that the rumor was “completely ridiculous.” For what it’s worth.
And finally, there are some UK tabloid reports that Justin and Jennifer have finally worked through their pre-nup issues and it should be smooth sailing to the wedding. Yeah right. Apparently, Justin asked for a “cheating clause” which would have had Jennifer paying him $2 million if she cheated on him, but that’s now off the table. Sources claim that their pre-nup now says that if they divorce, Justin will only walk away with $1.5 million of Jennifer’s money. I don’t know, this whole story sounds completely made up.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
This woman is a saint.
*a-n-d my work is done here. where’s Abot?*
I heart you.
and that bday party does sound pretty awesome.
It does actually sound like a fun party!
*giggles*
✨🔮ABOT🔮✨
At 46, I’d love for my bust to look like that. Hell, I’d kill for them to look like that now at age 31. Mine already sag because they’re so big. Sigh.
I’m a 35 year old man and mine sag more than hers. And sometimes my husband jokes that my belly is like our cats’ bellies, the low hanging kind that swing from side to side when they run.
More to love.
LOL. Like Ragdoll kitty’s belly.
I just thank God that my belly doesn’t run parallel to the ground.
Agreed! Mine too . 😕 saggy bust that is.
Happy Birthday!
The cheating clause rumor is rich. Wonder if it’s actually true? Did he tell his lawyers to prolong the pre-nup negotiations as long as possible? Looks like the last hurdle is cleared!
Oh wait – he has to go back to work.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones have a cheating clause. It’s certainly possible.
So Huvane responded to a tabloid’s breast job rumor ? I guess he will respond to tabloid
“cheating clause ” or pre nup rumors later.
Dunno seems as if it is her damn birthday every other month to me. Meh.
Oh my gosh I know, I was just going to say that!
Right I do too…..So 46, does that mean she only has 20 more years of fertility?
Well good for her! I would love to have her life at 46.
Too bad they overcame these hurdles not in time for a Valentin’s proposal. That seemed to work for other couples. Now it’s time for the job commitments to keep them apart till another obstacle can be found.
Yeah she seems to have nothing but time on her hands now.
A listers LOL. She likes to throw herself parties. Probably stems from wanting to be the most popular girl. The more I read about her the more I dislike her. She appears to me to be the head of the mean girls who gets others to do her dirty work.
Omg Lou I thought the same thing. John Kasinski, Jimmy Kimmel and Malin Ackerman A listers? Ok.
Am I the only one genuinely surprised that anyone willingly and NOT under extreme duress married notorious D-bag Toby McGuire? I’m also shocked to hear that she was successful in her own right before him?????
This woman celebrates herself more than anyone I know. It’s exhausting. It’s as if she’s afraid to be alone.
This ^
Interesting point. And the vacations which must include a group of people – never just the 2 of them. You would think with all the “forced” time apart due to work commitments they would long for some alone time.
I remember when she was a third wheel to cox and hhusband. I’m sure that was fun for the husband.
it’s her birthday let her celebrate if she wants to
That was the perfect time for them to get married….Jen you missed a good window, invite his folks and wala you had your wedding.
What? He gets $1.5 mil ( peanuts) if he walks away! White Gloves, I read, gets $20mils. Jen is such a miser! Oh well…JT, just buy her couple of lift up sticky tape bra or something and keep your day job man.
To me she is like Madonna…..over hyped and non talented…..they’ve stayed at the party way past their expiration date.
atorontogal: “past their expiration date”….. are they dead? 🙂
I think her boobs are purchased. She probably needs a new implant.
Wish to see you soon Jen in London!
Eh..I don’t think they’ll ever get married.