Stephen Colbert debuts his silver Colbeard at LA event: would you hit it?

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Here are some photos of Stephen Colbert at last night’s US-Ireland Aliiance’s Oscar Wilde Awards event at J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot offices. As you can see, Colbert debuted a bushy, silver Colbeard. It is glorious!!! Colbert now reminds me of that sexy beast (to me!) John Slattery. Of course, the silver beard also ages him – it wasn’t until just this very minute that I realized that Colbert is actually 50 YEARS OLD. I thought he was maybe early 40s. He’s a handsome man and without the beard, he could easily pass for someone a decade younger. Colbert spoke to The Daily Beast:

“I have not allowed this to happen to my face since college because I’ve been working professionally pretty constantly since then,” he explained to The Daily Beast. “I have like nine months where nobody has to see me so I said, ‘I wonder what I look like?’”

The Colbeard was an instant hit on the red carpet. “In a pre-industrial stainless steel razor’s edge society, this is what I would have looked like all the time,” he said. It’s almost Clooney-esque, I offer.

“You know what? I was too humble to drop the C-word, but I’m gonna say Clooneyesque right now—and I’m only echoing you,” he smiled.

“As a performer I’m jonesing. I haven’t been onstage in two months,” he said. “My show ended two months ago and technically, for the record, I’m not in character. This is me. It turns out the real Stephen Colbert had a beard the whole time, I was just so deeply in character for ten years you didn’t notice. That’s how good of an actor I am.”

[From The Daily Beast]

Colbert also joked about his Irish heritage and “coming out of the closet” as an Irishman after years of pretending to be French. He still has months to go before taking over The Late Show. It really seems like we’re going through a major comedy transition these days. Who will see us through the 2016 election cycle? Will it be Colbert? Will it be John Oliver? WHO?!

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36 Responses to “Stephen Colbert debuts his silver Colbeard at LA event: would you hit it?”

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  1. aims says:

    God yes! ! Love him.

  2. Falula says:

    Always and forever. He can do no wrong in my book.

  3. GingerCrunch says:

    Adorable!

  4. Insomniac says:

    Yes. Yes, I would.

  5. Kitten says:

    Aw he looks so cute! I didn’t even recognize him.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      He is so adorable!

      I love him so much…but it is like I respect him too much to hit it. I think he is too pure for my sass. 😉

  6. taterho says:

    NOW, finally someone I could believe having farts that smell like lavender!
    He looks very handsome.

  7. dulcinea says:

    His dream of slowly turning into Father Christmas is coming true!! Love him. Miss his show.

  8. katy says:

    I’d hit it like it owes me money. Wow.

  9. Green Is Good says:

    2nd pic: eyebrow raise for the hotness!

  10. Beth says:

    I need him to be in Middle Earth garb and quoting Tolkien text, and I’m putty in his hands.

  11. jc126 says:

    He is forever awesome.

  12. bluhare says:

    Apparently I have lots of company in my Colbert love!

  13. Alice says:

    Perfect man!

  14. Lama Bean says:

    I’d love it with a few modifications. I think it’s a little too thick. If it were shorter, like the “I haven’t shaved for 3 days” look, i think it would look better. I’m also slightly creeped out by the seriously gray beard contrasted with the seriously black hair. Sprinkle it with salt and pepper, and I’d be on that like white on rice.

  15. Arock says:

    Yes. Without question, yes- with hard, loving respect.
    We’d play FMK with historic leaders, share a cheese board, watch clips of Fox News retractions, and read by candle light.

  16. vava says:

    I think he looks great! Love his coat, too. Looking forward to seeing him back on the air.

  17. Reece says:

    He looks more Maiar than Man here. 🙂
    And yes!

  18. Suzanne says:

    Even with the distraction of a beard…I still can’t get past the weird ear….it’s like my eyes are drawn to it and I keep wondering why he doesn’t have surgery to fix it. Maybe he likes being lopsided….I don’t know….call me superficial….but if it were me…..I’d have had that baby fixed decades ago.

    • taterho says:

      I believe he’s deaf in that ear and the surgery he had as a child left it that way.
      Who cares. He’s adorable.

  19. Babalon says:

    Like the wrath of God.

  20. Alex says:

    I would not only hit it, I’d knock it out of the park, and call it a home run.

  21. Cupcake says:

    Wow!! I can’t believe I’m the first person to say no way. He looks a skeevy old man with that beard. Not hitting that, no way!!!

  22. MaiGirl says:

    So hard I would break it in half!

  23. QQ says:

    *MAKES KISSY FACES AT THE COLBERT*

  24. Anna says:

    Is it me or does he resemble Jimmy Page now when he smiles?

  25. Dotty says:

    I love him, but NO on the beard. He’s starting to visually morph into Geraldo Rivera.

  26. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Love him, not so in love with the beard. I think it ages him.

  27. smee says:

    I so hope he gets an opportunity to read these comments!

  28. Lins says:

    What a silver fox!