God help me but I am SO into Kim Kardashian’s hair these days. That shoulder-length cut suits her and it makes her look younger and fresher. Of course, the rest of Kim is still a hot mess. These are photos of Kim heading out to the BRIT Awards last night in London. From what I could see, she didn’t walk the carpet. Which is fine, it would have been totally unnecessary, because the paparazzi got these shots of her leaving her hotel and we already got to see her outfit: it’s an onesie/jumpsuit by Julien Macdonald. It’s not flattering in the least. When Kim presented at the BRITs (she gave an award to Sam Smith), this is what the jumpsuit looked like in the back view:
Much classy. Of course, Kim was also on hand to watch Kanye perform a new song, “All Day.” There were flamethrowers involved. No joke. Beware: there’s some NSFW language in the video.
Here's your best look at Kanye West performing "All Day" at the #BritAwards2015 http://t.co/6WbAr267Ch
— Complex (@ComplexMag) February 25, 2015
Ugh. What else? Before the BRITs, Kim appeared on an iTV show and she ended up discussing whether she would get pregnant again. Kim said in the new season of KUWTK, fans would be able to “follow my journey of trying to get pregnant for the second time, which has proven to not be as easy as the first time, but we’re working on it.” She also said she always thought she would have six kids, but after North, “I would have a million…” Apparently, Kanye and Kim have been trying the old-fashioned way for months now, and Kim said: “We’d do IVF if nothing happens. But we both want to keep trying naturally.”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN and Getty.
I rarely comment on KK posts but lawd, that header photo is EVERYTHING. It’s up there with the classic Goopy eye roll pic.
Me too! Serious botox, almost facelift eye. I was almost getting a Cher-vibe, not Goop.
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Damn, I went down the Cher photo rabbit hole, no photos show the wonky eye, but I’ve seen it in interviews. I am now traumatized from Paris Hilton pix that show up in the search.
I hate you, the end.
Love you too, babe.
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@mimf –
You killed me with that ag doll photo omg it is 6am and I never thought I could laugh so hard this early…made my morning.
I thought Cher right away, too. What she’s wearing also reminds me a little bit of Cher’s famous Oscars outfit.
I love it sooooo much!! 🙂
I love this jumpsuit I want it so much!
Eye lashes so heavy, she struggles to keep her eyes open
Love it, love it!
(The idiotic expression, not her ridiculous getup)
Yes, me too! I came here specifically to post a thanks to Kaiser for just this. Brilliant!
Me too! Me too! That header picture is spectacular! Almost or maybe even as good as the goop eye-roll one! I don’t care about the karddashwhatevers but that photo is amazing!
Her Crying face used to be my happy place… But Now ..This ( Please use a LOT on coverage about her to ameliorate our anger that there is coverage about her??)
LOL! Yeeeessssss!
Drowsy wonky eye plastic doll production line fail, FTW! Yes! Ha!
This is right up there with the baby Beebs car seat pic! Lmao!
Keep using this…lol!
@QQ
I second that request.
all I can say is “Baboon Butt.”
Pretty awkward outfit when you need a wee wee…
I actually love the front view of the jump suit and I want that outfit (sans the saggy butt girl needs to deflate and do some squats)
That ass looked like two old pigs fighting in a sack.
Bahahaha!! Yeah it def looks like my son’s butt when he has a full diaper..so ridiculous
That jumpsuit looked good on her. However, it looks quite different on a flat chested person. I wish designers made clothes with real women in mind and put those women in Fashion Shows. It is really hard to see what will look good on you when you have big boobs and a big ass
If she was natural it would look better.She always looks horrible.She needs to fix her butt and own up it is not real.Oh and the Kanye song sucked.Genius my real ass.
Agree she has a lot of enhancements. I liked the song he performed at the Brits better than OnlyOne. I hate the electronic singing.
Yilkes! Looks like a spider web
A spider web on a mannequin.
More like a Japanese robot.
Awe, if she’s ready for more kids I want it to happen for her. Nobody who can provide for kids and want them should have a ton of trouble conceiving, I really don’t wish that on anyone. I’m surprised she’s so ready and on board, though. But whatever, good for her. Note to Kim: pregnancy = muumuus.
She won’t get pregnant. She is setting us up for the use of Beyonce’s rented uterus. Poor power to her if she can afford it, being pregnant sucks
She’s going to borrow fake baby from American sniper.
I don’t believe a word of this. Everything she says is for public consumption. She stated that she hated being pregnant and is also too vain to do it again. I smell surrogate.
Agreed, she is just setting the stage for a surrogate. North isn’t even two yet so if she really has been trying naturally in the infertility world it hasn’t been for very long. I am part of that group and trust me so many women who truly struggle with infertility and have been trying for years and years can see right through her.
Oh yes. Remember the first time she had made some claims about almost being sterile only for those claims to be disproven. Also, she and Kanye would be required to be on the same continent for this to happen. They will put one in a woman and she won’t have to get fat again.
I just hope that isn’t true. I had a very hard time getting pregnant a second time, and it turned out I had some scar tissue blocking the way. It is something that women out there can relate to (having trouble getting pregnant a second time, wanting to conceive naturally before exploring other options) but it is hard to believe any Kardashian is being honest.
Me too.Just another story line for their dopey show.
She doesn’t want six kids. She doesn’t want two kids. She doesn’t really want one kid. Kim is just a pathological liar who says whatever she thinks people want to hear and might make her look good.
She hated being pregnant, so I agree with others that she’s at best setting us up for a surrogacy if she decides another poor little traumatized rich child will bring her enough money from Kanye and her pap friends to be worth the bother. It’s really a sad situation, and she’ll be passing along the dysfunction from her mother down to the next generation.
Yeah, I’m sure she wants lots of kids – to replenish her mother’s stable. And who the hell is she kidding with that “we’ve been trying to get pregnant the regular way?” She went IVF with Ignori – it’s in the contract! Kanye is too busy canoodling with his true loves: the mirror & Riccardo ( in that order).
I also think she’s telling porkies about trying to fall pregnant. It’s more like stringing it out for viewer interest for at least one season. Then, she’ll either get pregnant naturally (unlikely), or there’ll be another season’s worth of “interest” finding the surrogate and, later, months of following the surrogate through the baking of Kompass Baby #2. I think she hated pregnancy the first time around and is unwilling to put herself through that again. Much more (self-created) drama hiring a womb, and don’t forget the possible “sympathy” element… Also, I wonder if hubby really wants to endure dressing and styling his real-life, dress-up doll in a pregnant state?
Tsk… Listen to me – I’ve never even seen an episode of their show and only learned what little I do know about her on Celebitchy!
They’re never going to go away, are they?
The front of the outfit is screaming late 90s exotic dancer grocery shopping outfit. The back is screaming NO! Her butt, you guys.
One fart and it is all over.
LOL!
“One fart and it is all over.”
LOL!! It’s too early to laugh this hard. I actually liked the outfit until I saw the back. Yikes! 😬
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You’re welcome.
One day she’ll emerge wearing a normal outfit that fits her properly and I’ll faint from shock. Until then, all I can do is yawn. KK wearing an ugly, too-tight dress? Must be a Thursday.
Um … I guess I admire her confidence?
Good lord she looks awful. I really do hope everyone,myself included, takes a cue from ITV and audiomute these dimwits. They’ve outstayed their welcome
God help me but I sort of like it, at least from the front. I think it’s cool and different.
Me too. I think it’s a rock star look. If Pink or someone with that kind of personality was the one wearing it, it would be amazing.
God help me too because I like it. Pink would rock it!
I would adore Pink in it, yes.
Yep. Liked it until I saw the back. She needs to borrow that sling thing Marion Cotillard had on the back of her Oscar dress cuz damn, that is not a good view.
I like it too–just not on her.
It looked good from the front. The back was too tight and not flattering.
I feel dirty but I like it too. If the top part with all the hole-patterns was just a top, I could see it looking cool with some high-waisted denim. Like I kind of want that in top-form so I can wear it with some high waisted jeans.
Now time to go take 30 showers.
As bad as that ensemble is, it actually fits her better than just about anything else she has worn in the past year.
This outfit is fugly but I love her hair. It looks really good on her.
I love the reactions of the audience to Kanye’s performance. Lionel Richie’s look of “awe” was the best lol this performance and the one he did on SNL have been some of the best performances that he’s done in a while. I cant wait for his album, I think it’s going to be really good.
Apparently he was using the N word and they muted it on TV hence Lionel’s face (they say)
Are her ass implants shifting? In the one pic her rear end looks really lumpy. Kim must be trolling people with these outfits. Anyway to get attention
I think she had butt injections of her own fat or something else injected, not actual implants, and why her butt is so lumpy and dumpy in certain outfits that show it.
That butt!!! 😐 Lord help Khloe’s since Kim’s *ss looks small next to hers.
I think Kim hair looks really good. Outfit is typical nightmare. Kanye’s in serious trouble, y’all. I kinda liked that song. I’m 58. He’s over?
No no no no no no noooooooo!! And what is up with her being all about chokers lately? I give up. There’s just no hope for this chick.
Kanye dresses her.
And I am sick of their baby always in black and grey. It’s depressing.
Kim doesn’t have an original thought or idea in her head.
My Doberman wears one just like that…
Seeing it from the side shows how off her proportions are. She has a massive rear and chicken legs. It just looks so fake. The wonky eye looks like she is trying to hex someone.
What did she do to her face? It looks like it’s melting/
Sad to see she ruined her beautiful face.
I feel sorry for her. She is completely delusional about how she looks.
she was at the botox doctor of hers two weeks ago and come out having two large bruises on both her face cheeks on both sides so my guess is her had fat sucked out of the hollow under her cheeks to make her face look long …and that fat injected into her cheek bone ridge under her eye area….also had her lips plumped up…definitely getting Cher/grey alien look about her face now….but her butt is beyond gross….
Wow. She had new work done…terrible! The new nose and lips make her look like a camel.
The jumpsuit with some changes and on a different body wouldn’t be that bad.
I m sure she has all her outfits (terribly) tairored and altered. There’s no way that huge butt fits in clothes without tailoring.
Her nose and chin look like they’ve had recent work done. She looks strange. That jumpsuit is hideous, and she tied her booties up over the pant legs! Just awful. I don’t care for this hair length on her either. It really emphasizes her face.
I’m sorry, on someone not as curvy, this would probably look good. But not on her. On DM there are pictures of her being “affectionate” (as DM writes it) by licking on Kanye. I’m sorry, will she ever get past teenage behavior.
The front looks perfect. I really love the top of this jumpsuit. I want it. but the back…….no no no. She has to shave some of that ass. Too much.
Swack and Toe: I saw a photo of the original catwalk version (Daily Mail, I think), and it looked fabulous on the model. The model wore what I thought were really cute shoes with it, though, not the hideous tart’s trotters KK chose. Apparently, this outfit is not yet available, but similar jumpsuits were featured for sale at Asos, TopShop and another store
Her hair looks great, but that ass is too much.
It seems like Kim and Naya Rivera are morphing into the same person.
Same plastic surgeon? The outfit is ridiculous. She’s sad and pathetic.
The saddest part is that someone who’s a star in her own right is actually TRYING to look like Kim…
I really don’t understand why Kim can’t find a spine or some self esteem and stand up to her husband and tell him to back off of her wardrobe. She looked SO much better when she dressed herself. Hate or love her, she dressed in ways that flattered her body before. Now she desperately tries to be edgy in couture outfits that makes her look super dumpy. Kim is a short girl at 5’2 or 5’3, with a short torso and big boobs on one end and an enormous butt on the other end and unfortunately that build can make her look dumpy or even chubby and this is why she needs to dress for her body. This jumpsuit would’ve looked best on someone built like her sister, Kendall.
I like it, but that’s something you’d wear to a sex club, not a an award show! Gawd.
Interesting article! The Kardashian’s seem to be always in the news. Some people might haven’t thought about it but actually they are one of the best when it comes to business. As to the article itself I think the jumpsuite is another way to get the attention she wants…
Kind regards,
Koen
Lisa Eldridge, the queen of makeup artistry did her makeup last night. Kind of surprised she worked w kim but she did a good job. Much more subtle than her usual looks
Tragic. With Kim it’s always tragic.
Kanye West is the co-producter of Rihanna new album … just learn that … Well Rihanna going to have her major first album flop.
I think she worked with him before.
and she was the one that was the last minute drop out on that Brits awards show , and Kanye just happened to available to fill in……Sureeeeeeeee ! ….to bad his shock and awe show was more of a shock and hate show…..He shocked the audience alright …by is complete lack of talent and use of the “N” word in every other sentence ..it was so nasty the British broadcaster muted most of it…..well he did proof something though…..he is as bad a rapper and entertainer as he is a designer…..major fail…….
For the life of me I do not understand why any designer would want this trick wearing their clothes. She makes couture look like something you could buy at Wet Seal. Ugh.
Designers want Kim in their clothes because she’s famous. She’ll tweet and instagram to her followers. These pictures will get retweeted and shared thousands of times. It’s not because she’s some fashionista.
That’s true, but surely not all publicity is good publicity?
I wonder how big the shoe horn was that got her into and out of this thing. Or maybe to get her out, she just put a finger in one of those holes and yanked. Oh, dear, that came out wrong! One of the holes in the top of that outfit, I meant.
So excited for his new album!! Loving his collaborations with Big Sean too!
I actually like the jumpsuit just not on her body.
I love the top but that bottom tho. She would be so gorgeous without that ridiculous clip on butt, I am starting to believe she has BDD.
She looks AWFUL
That’s not a choker..can’t you see Kanye holding the leash? The nice thing about this holey outfit is that she can go to the toilet without taking it off, then take 30 showers in it.
Awww…did Kanye learn to crochet?
Kylie really is morphing into her. Crazy.
I actually love this outfit- I just hate the back view. And even though she’s obviously had work done, I do think she looks pretty in these pictures.
I like it. Just not on her body. The shape of her butt is just ridiculous. Why anybody would aspire to have one like that is beyond me.
I’m so sick of her sex blow up doll look.
The hair is beautiful. The outfit is tragic. And I’d care if only Kim could even spell Brit Awards correctly…
I actually the cutout patterning of this, but I don’t like it being a onesie. If it had been a dress instead of a onesie, I’d have thought it very cute.
I actually like this look from her, the front looks amazing (not so much the back but we know the reason). Actually if it was a dress I would have liked it even more.
I agree about the hair, I like her make up too here (although I hate the nude lips she always always sports).
Gross
EPIC Tragic FAIL…
if she’s wearing this, what are the hookers on the corner wearing?