I have a lot going on today and have to take a very rare day off. Here are the links early and I’ll see you tomorrow.

– Isla Fisher, Sascha Baron Cohen’s girlfriend, is definitely pregnant. [Oh No They Didn’t]
– Julia Roberts is really big now. I remember looking like that. [CelebWarship]
– Shocking News: Blohan is a coke addict who likes the ladies [DListed]
– Carrie Underwood playing softball (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Paris on her royal throne [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Pictures from the Tony Awards [PopSugar]
– Rachel Weisz at a Cartier event [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Shakira in Blender Magazine [Bastardly]
– The Sopranos finale sucked [Evil Beet]
– Jessica Alba in Rome [The Blemish]
– Pete Doherty in Italian Vanity Fair [Agent Bedhead]
– Pete Doherty hiding from photographers [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Paris Hilton won’t appeal her sentence [Hollywood Rag]
– Blind Item: what 17 year-old from TV is now boozing hard in NY? [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Jodie Marsh slutty doctor pics [The Grumpiest]
– Oprah hits 200 pounds [The Skinny Website]
– Cult camp classics [popbytes]
– Rihanna has the legs of a goddess [Bossip]