Justin Bieber begs Seth Rogen to roast him: why is he so obsessed?

Justin Bieber turned 21 over the weekend, god help us all. I broke out the carseat photos as a celebratory measure, so please enjoy them at the bottom of the post. This picture ^^^ shows Bieber looking smug next to an unimpressed Seth Rogen at the 2011 MTV movie awards. This is where the grand rivalry began. Bieber apparently begged Seth to come meet him, and then he acted like a swaggy douche. Bieber played like Seth was the lucky one, and Seth wasn’t having it.

Seth didn’t say anything about Bieber right away. When Team Swag went off the deep end last year, Seth let his feelings fly: “Justin Bieber is a piece of sh-t. He seems like he’s obnoxious and ungrateful, insincere, and he puts people’s lives at danger and overall he acts like a piece of sh-t.” Bieber snapped back but sort of took the high road: “Follow Seth Rogan sorry I didnt bow down when I asked 2 meet u was probably a bit shy and didn’t want to be over the top but still. love ur movies.” Seth ignored the matter.

Bieber still has unresolved feelings. He keeps calling Seth, leaving him voicemails. Bieber’s being roasted by Comedy Central, and it would mean so much if Seth would insult him in person:

(1) @Sethrogen come on man. Check your voicemail. I took it like a man as u blasted a nervous kid fan of yours (me). Now I’m a man. Roast me!

(2): @Sethrogen I’m still your biggest fan. Even after “the interview.” That’s dedication. Roast me! Sincerely yours..the piece of sh*t..justin;)

(3) #WeWantSeth #BieberRoast

(4) Where are you now when I need you @Sethrogen. #WhereAreÜNow https://itun.es/i6BW9qL

[From Justin Bieber on Twitter]

I keep visualizing Swaggy calling Seth, and it’s not pretty (much like the answering machine scene from Swingers). He’s rallying his Beliebers like this is a major cause. Bieber needs to leave Seth alone! He’s acting like a little obsessive child who thinks he can hold his breath until he turns purple and still get his way. Seth has met Bieber’s tweets with radio silence. Good. Whiny baby needs to scramble back into his carseat.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Seth Rogen

Photos courtesy of Getty, Fame/Flynet & WENN

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  1. Hawkeye says:

    Can Justin Bieber please speed up on the Aaron Carter highway and take the next exit to irrelevance already? Also Seth, count your pet rabbits every night. Just sayin’.

  2. Kiddo says:

    I had forgotten about Justin Bieber. Let’s leave it that way, shall we?

  3. Cecada says:

    I think the whole thing with Beiber setting up the meet with Rogen, then posturing like Rogen should be amazed by him, is very telling. He wants those people HE admires to admire him back, and doesn’t seem to understand why they don’t. The kid lacks self-awareness on an epic level.

  4. Cindy says:

    Do those baby biebs photos really exist? They are perfection!

    Biebs wants so badly for Seth to like him…those desperate tweets make me feel kinda sorry for him.

    • FLORC says:

      Cindy
      Yea. The “car seat” photos. He threw a fit at the paps and his bodyguard had to pick him up and put him in the car. Kids tend to get cranky when tired.

      Don’t feel sorry for him. Do you feel sorry when the biggesy bully and snob doesn’t get what they want? And what they want is simply more attention and a chance to mock others?

      Yea. He needs to fade away.

      • Cindy says:

        Yeah I know. He just seems sort of pathetic. And I don’t see it getting any better-he will just grow into a self centered adult with little or no clue how to operate in the real world. that he is called out for his behavior (lik with rogan)) is probably good for him. Nobody told this kid no for too long and it ruined him

      • FLORC says:

        Cindy
        Late reply. Sorry.
        Yes. They couldn’t tell him no because they were all employed by him. And while his mother wrote a book on her life she used a family photo of him and her on the cover. He sued her or threatened legal action over that cover photo.

        Even his long absent father acts like a groupie.

        When things started out that Bieber was taking this route Vanilla Ice and Leif Garrett gave him a warning. Don’t turn out like them. Learn from those who took your path. The message was valid, but like they once did he ignored the warning.
        Not until the money dries up will anything change. He’s a joke. He knows it. He’s trying to act like he’s in on the joke by this roast. Soon though he’ll just be a joke.

  5. M.A.F. says:

    This kid will never get it will he?

  6. Susan says:

    Little man seems to have a lot of time on his hands. He sure is a petty little bugger, and very immature. Let’s see if his over 21 button kicks in.

  7. Insomniac says:

    Ugh. Don’t cave, Seth.

    • Lb says:

      Oh I so hope he doesn’t. But this being the entertainment business, I wouldn’t be shocked if he did show up at the roast.

  8. Gobo says:

    Shy? Uh, yeah, right. Sure he was. Shy people do not typically behave like swaggy douchebags when meeting their heroes. Cocky little shits do though.

  9. Jessiebes says:

    Confused. There are adds where Bieber is being pelted with eggs because he is getting roasted? Or is this about that Seth is not in the panel?

  10. TX says:

    I really wish Comedy Central hadn’t agreed to do this. It’s a roast, yes, but it’s giving him more attention.

  11. MonicaQ says:

    I do laugh because my brother was born 3 hours before Justin Beiber so I call him his twin. He hates it because to quote him, “I am an a-hole, not a douchebag.”