The look on Kanye West’s face is totally “When Dressing Your Kardashian Real Doll Goes Wrong.” As I said earlier, I’m sort of thankful for Kim Kardashian and Kanye right now because they’re getting us over a particularly bad gossip-slump. While I apologize for all the Kardashian-fashion posts today, I’m sort of sorry not sorry. To be fair, Kim did like five major costume changes in 24 hours in Paris, so why not cover each disastrous fashion moment at a time? It’s educational for her, maybe.
So these are photos of Kim and Kanye out in Paris last night, at a dinner to celebrate Balmain’s new collection. Kim’s cowgirl ensemble is Balmain, obviously. And it is an unmitigated tragedy. I wonder if Kim had to be convinced to wear this, or if she saw it and thought, “Yes, that looks amazing.” There is actually fringe on the sleeves, because Balmain is trolling all of us, Kim specifically. Is this better or worse than the pink-nude Fisherman’s Ho dress which she wore earlier in the day?
As for how loved up Kim and Kanye seem lately, Kim says on a new KUWTK promo that they’re having sex “500 times a day.” Kanye said something similar in an interview last week too – that they’re trying to conceive naturally all the time. Allegedly, they’ve been trying for months now.
I’m also including some photos of Kim and Kanye out today in Paris (the photos of Kim in all-black). They went shopping at the Balenciaga store.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News.
…I actually flinched when the page opened.
You know how some people say it’s kinda cute how Kanye thinks Kim is beautiful?
Based on the way his taste in clothing she should no longer feel flattered by that love. She should feel deeply DEEPLY concerned by what he actually sees when he looks at her.
Completely agree!
Its so creepy. If he wasn’t rich and famous he would be on My Strange Addiction.
This outfit is so Dolly Parton chic! #OhKim Heck even Blanche from golden girls would rock this better. Hahaha
Kim ( and Kanye ) does this “Krap” for attention and guess what it works. Same with that mop of hers on her head. If she dressed like a normal person no one would care. She really doesn’t have anything else to offer other than being tabloid fodder. And she knows it. I still don’t believe Kanye loves her I think he loves what he can make her or what he thinks he gains from being with her.
I thought the same thing when I saw this – Dolly Parton!!
Dolly Parton wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole…..she likes classy trashy not trashier then trashy…..
Yeah, I’m sure even KK knows she’d look her best with a form fitted LBT-style dress, natural, full, wavy dark hair and understated yet glamorous make-up. But that’s not OMGFASHION and she and Kanye are such unique creatures, why dress ordinary? #smh
Golden girl Blanche is a legend. So much sass. I occasionally use one of her Zingers: ” I’m as nervous as a virgin at a prison rodeo”. She dressed better than kim though.
I was thinking more along the lines of Brokeback Mountain, flaming edition
YAAA HOOO! YIPPEE KI A Girlfriend!! ❤ 💄 💕
Can I just say it?
She walkin’ round lookin’ like Michael with his money. (Her money really but that’s not the lyric)
Tragic how self fulfilling prophetic that song was.
@ Lb LMAO! So this!! Kanye is a self-fulfilling prophet. (What other kind could he be?)
Lol! Yep.
It makes her so shapeless and round. It’s like what Dolly Parton’s pet turtle would wear on its one chance to visit the Grand Ol’ Opry. If it was tripping on acid.
what the actual f**k is this f**kery
her outfit look like tinsel on a christmas tree.
OMG WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?
How can clothes so expensive look so cheap?
So true
I Think the Kimye posts can be summed up to just pictures and a big LOL for content…. LOL!
Exactly! WTF with all the Kim pics today. My God. One would think this is Kelebitchy lately. She’s trashy and horrid. We get it.
In all fairness, Kaiser did explain why she was doing all these stories. And I’m glad for one Celebitchy did one on the mesh (mess of a) dress.
she looks scary, like an alien !!!
I keep shaking my head.
It’s the first time i feel sorry for her. She really has no idea. Kanye is using her shamelessly.
He’s so far into the closet he’s in Narnia.
“He’s so far into the closet he’s in Narnia.”
I laughed really hard at this. Thank you for that.
I have to agree. He’s in the closet.
He must be in a closet that’s full of godawful clothes…
Laughing out Loud.
@paola: Laughing so much, great comment…deep in the Narnia closet, haaa, truth.
One of my faves is “he’s so far in the closet he’s part of the drywall.”
She look HUUUUGE! It looks like a uniform from a 70s funk stage band.
Heinous!
I’m willing to bet Kanye konvinced Kim to go platinum to fulfill some kind of sexual fantasy of his. Specifically, I suspect an Amber Rose fantasy. I always thought Kanye and Amber had some unfinished business.
Nope. She did this on purpose. She dyed her hair for Paris Fashion Week so she would be the center of attention. Look at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forget fashion, look at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with Yep. It was a calculated move on her part and what is so interesting to me is how all those girls allow her to act like the queen bee as she stomps out the door first. If Kendall had a brain in her head which unfortunately she doesn’t seem to, she would push her aside and take the lead. Kim loos ugly and bull legged.
Not everybody looks good wearing this extreme blonde. She is one. Her coloring goes with deep brunette not this. Sheesh.
But what she didn’t expect was Jared Leto having short, platinum hair as well!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Everything she wears is a complete travesty and I really don’t like this faux-cowboy trend going on in the fashion world. But the big news here in Canada is a fashion line by Canadian designers Dean and Dan Caten, the twin brothers behind Dsquared2. Their latest line is a horrific mash-up of Inuit and British Colonial and modern-day crap called…..get this….#Dsquaw. Everyone knows that the term “squaw” is akin to the “n” word for First Nations people and it has drawn a collective gasp of disgust from everyone, Here’s a link to CBC’s article:
http://www.cbc.ca/m/touch/canada/story/1.2980136
That is utterly disgusting!
HUGELY offensive. Reeking with privilege. Disgustingly trite and oblivious ad copy.
Clearly, no history books or brain cells of any kind were used in the creation of this line.
She must be so dead inside to let that slack-jawed fool have ANY say in ANYTHING she does.
Exactly, and I don’t think she had a thought or opinion about that hideous outfit. I don’t think she has a single independent thought about anything anymore. It’s what Kanye says and that’s it. She’s a completely hollowed out shell of her former self.
Before she married Kanye, she had a stylist dress her and mommy making her decisions.
She’s never had her own thoughts about anything.
Kanye is really cruel to dress his wife the way he does. She wasn’t bad before they got together, now her wardrobe is a joke, making her a laughingstock
love it – slack jawed!
It’s a young donnatella versace. Awful! Platinum hair makes a tan girl like Kim look SUPER trashy and nineties. The color only looks good when you’re very fair skinned like this http://hollywood-hairstyles.com/hair-color/2015-winter-hair-colors/attachment/1364831724555137/
I like it on Michelle Williams:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/michelle-williams-admits-working-mom-exhausting-article-1.2135099
Yeah, it really suits her! Has a nice grayish white tinge to it.
Taking a page out of Gaga’s book, now? “Gold lame matador” looks more costume than couture. And, please… bleaching your hair to within an inch of it’s life is one thing, but not styling it is quite another. That mop looks like something the cat sucked.
“Something the cat sucked?” Thank you, Santolina, I laughed so hard I woke up the baby!
Maybe Balmain is playing a huge trick on Kim. They were probably like, “Lol, I bet if we glue this tinsel on a dress Kim will totally wear it.”
Am I wrong that it’s Kanye’s lover who does this to Kim – to make her look completely ridiculous?
Yes! He probably tells Kim she looks fierce or whatever the fashionistas are saying all the time and then laughs behind her back.
That hair… She just really, really needs to tone it (and condition it for that matter.) Straw is not a good look for anyone.
The having sex ‘500 times a day’ thing confuses me. It is my understanding (though this may be inaccurate) that the best way to conceive is well timed and pre planned sex where the woman is ovulating and the man has ‘saved up’ for a few days? I thought the ‘do it all the time’ approach wouldn’t be medical advice… I could be wrong though it really wouldn’t surprise me if she was saying this to garner sympathy/attention.
She doesn’t have any medical advice because she doesn’t have fertility problems and has no intention of getting pregnant. She either is stringing Kanye along or setting us up for a surrogate plot line. Kim is a chronic liar. I doubt they are having sex that much, they often are not even in the same place at the same time. Kanye was busy photoshopping even on his honeymoon. Sex with Kim may not be that high on his list.
So I saw this on DM and just had to figure out how often they would be having sex (it’s the math person in me screaming to figure it out). I figured out there are 1440 minutes in a day, if you have sex 500 times a day that comes out to having sex every 2.88 minutes. Okay Kim, your non-education is showing.
Forgot to add, and do nothing else with their lives. I think they are setting up a surrogate also. She doesn’t want to be pregnant.
You are correct about not having sex all the time for the best chance of pregnancy.
And I agree that they’re setting up a surrogate plot line. Kim hated being pregnant and her saying anything different now is a complete lie.
Obviously, “500 times a day” is hyperbole. Here’s what I think:
This season:
1) Kand K struggle to get pregnant, but despite all the “trying”,…. Nothing.
2) K informs everyone that “the doctors” say she cannot conceive. In comes the sympathy and new storyline. Cliffhanger! Other options are announced.
Next season:
3) Surrogacy plans announced, and the Surrogacy Search commences. Or one of her sisters volunteers…
4) Surrogate is selected and impregnated. Her pregnancy is documented for this series.
After that:
5) Child delivered, which provides storyline and interest for this series.
She does not want to get pregnant and have a repeat of the last one. She seemed extremely uncomfortable then and copped a lot of criticism, and getting back to pre-pregnancy was obviously extremely difficult. And, hey, a girl’s gotta work… Pregnancy would curtail a lot of her “work activities”. Is she still wearing the waist-training thingy?
OK, now you can all hunt me down, because as far as KK is concerned, I only know about her because of Celebitchy, and boy, did I learn a lot in a few short months! I’ve never seen the show.
She is starting to look like Amber Rose
If Malfoy and Lady Gaga had a child she would be it.
Or, with some black magic, Malfoy and Liberace.
Actually, I like both outfits on her. The fringey one has nice color and they both look comfy – she can walk and sit and visit the toilet with no problem in them. Will I be banned for saying this? The hair color is not growing on me, though.
Banned, no. But, you will be forced to wear extra cowgirl fringe while tied to a stake in the town square.
Well, I hate the design of the fringe-y one (and that hair is DREADFUL,) but it does look like it fits correctly, and the length is perfect for her legs – they look great.
That outfit is the love child of Dolly Parton and Tina Turner.
Why does Kanye get to wear mauve??? The baby doesn’t event get to wear color!
Yes! I was totally thinking how Dolly would rock this…fringey thing…
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, my she is a Trashionista for sure. I was super grouchy til I saw this shit. Dolly Parton would tell KK to tone it down. Richard Simmons would say “too much sparkle, dear heart”. Joan Rivers…I miss you so much right now. These two are Icons of Absurdity.
Trashonista–my new favorite word!!
She doesn’t have sex that much, she would ruin her make up.
I see her and all I can think is, “Thundercats! Ho!” Is this Kanyes way of telling her that he actively hates her and she’s too dense to figure it out?
OMG!!! She really does look like a Thundercat! That made me laugh so hard I Snarf’ed a little 🙂
LOL, Thundercats! Nice throwback reference.
I see C3PO in drag. Do or do not, there is no try. In this case, do not.
This has gotten really pathetic and sad, but I don’t feel one bit sorry for her. Kim is such a brainless fool she lets Kanye do anything he wants to/with her and while it’s pathetic, she is just so thrilled to have a big celebrity in her life that she doesn’t even care. Kanye is by far their most famous associate and we all know that means everything to the Kardashians. I mean, just look at the way they’re all always wearing shirts or jackets with “Yeezy” or “Yeezus” written on them. They couldn’t be any more excited that Kanye associates with them. They’re starstruck over their own son-in-law and brother-in-law.
Kim is not attractive at all anymore. She has officially destroyed her face and that blonde is a new low for her. I’m not sure what Kanye is trying to do at this point, because he really is making her a joke. He parades her around in the ugliest clothing ever seen, with a continuously altered face, and now this HORRIBLE hair. I can’t imagine what is on his mind, maybe in some twisted way he likes to humiliate her.
She has to know this looks ugly, right? This has to be so we talk about her, right? She….she can’t honestly think this looks good?
She looks like a porn star at the end of her career. Hard and worn out.
She never looks happy. Neither does he, for that matter.
He did smile once this trip. He must have just finished up with Ricardo.
Good grief! Would someone who wasn’t being paid really wear that tinsel shirt ? Does Kim have a mirror?
I think that hair is a wig. A hidious one too! Given she’s done that before. Also I don’t think you can really go from dark brown to that shade of blond in a matter of days.
Most of it is a wig ……anyway even when its black……her hair is thin and balding on the sides from to much pulling of those extenions she wears so she had to got to the new shorter do and wearing a wiglet to add fullness on the top….Photos from yesterdays net dress front floppy bangs she pushing them back and it lifts and you can see the hair line under neath pulled back under it…
Her face looks painful it looks like she can’t even move it. The hair just accentuates all the surgeries.
That outfit reminds me of Gary Glitter back in the day. Bloody awful.
I don’t believe they are trying. I’ve said it before when they would leak little tidbits about Kim trying but not pregnant yet. Now it’s a storyline. They are throwing that out there so that when they have a surrogate have their baby they will have laid the groundwork for, Kim couldn’t get pregnant and had to go the surrogacy route, not the truth, that vain Kim didn’t want to mess up her body right now but Kanye wants a baby ASAP. But he doesn’t want his Barbie Doll to get all pregnant and bloated right now either.
Anyone who says, “we’re having sex 500 times a day” is lying, and it’s Kim, so obviously it’s a lie.
I see a lampshade.
The only place this outfit belongs is as a costume change during a Dolly Parton World Tour. (No shade at Dolly, she would make this work! And ONLY her!)
Well she just ensured that her hair is going to be in horrible shape for a long time. Not a Kardashian fan at all, but her natural hair color is beautiful and suits her. I’ll never understand why anyone wants this brassy, yellowy shade of blonde.
Its great that they are having sex 500 times a day. You know deep down she doesn’t love him, she is just with him for the famewhoring, so having to have all that sex with him must be a lot of fun
I wonder whose idea it was?
I follow Balmain on instagram, I actually really like the designs from the fashion house. That dress is custom made, so I don’t think Kim had to be forced to wear it. I rarely defend her, but in this case I don’t think its fair to jump on her. I do agree though that Kanye is trying (and partially failing) to mold her into something in his vision…idk.
Their relationship has always struck me as weird.
She’s not getting pregnant because she’s secretly getting the shot.
+1
I think the cut and color makes her look like Hailey Baldwin. Who’s like 18 or 19…. I can’t decide which one looks their actual age.
This blonde hair has got to gooooo. It doesn’t work on her.
Totally agree. I am no huge fan of any Kardashian but the darker hair with the shorter cut she had was really cute on her. The best I think her hair has looked in a while. This blonde is just not flattering on her at all.
She needs to stop lettiing Kanye style her, he obviously has no idea of what works on her. Sad that she is letting herself be his personal Barbie doll.
Kanye dresses her like a low-rent hooker and he wears stuff that looks exactly the same day after day after day. She’s obviously brainless to let him do this to her.
I’m teaching my daughter to be kind, thoughtful, use her brains to make her way in life, to choose substance and happiness over superficiality, to choose friends and eventually a partner for their qualities not just their fame profile and net worth and that narcissism is not attractive.
And not make a sex tape let alone agree with your mother to distribute it.
Everything that is polar opposite of what it means to be a Kardashian. Even at 13 my daughter understands.
Kim no longer looks like kim. She’s a perfect example of a beautiful girl who totally went over board with plastic surgeries. It’s really sad. Her selfie addiction, her distasteful magazine pictures and surgeries are almost a testament of her unhappy life. She may globe trot, have money but seems to be a very empty person. She’s lost herself in her own whirlwind. This is sad.
😔
she looks sad and miserable more than sexy and/or demure cuz it seems that’s the expression she’s usually going for.
hate myself for commenting on another kardashian pic. i know why these work tho- it’s too easy
It’s like Sgt. Pepper meets Liberace.
In the minority here! But i think her blonde hair is pretty wild! Kinda punky
I have her coloring and bleached my hair…i think its cool she is that daring! Its fun but brunette looks better on women with her color.
I think Kim and Kanye are both very kooky eccentruc people in their own ways, but theyre both crazy so their relationship works
Except here’s the thing: bleaching one’s hair (particularly the amount of double-process bleaching it takes to go from really dark brown to platinum blonde) is extremely damaging to the hair. Add in the fact that she wear hair extensions, which are also damaging to the hair and the additional fact that the older we get, the more brittle less resilient our hair is to such “daring” things and within a few years, she will have no useful hair left. She will stuck wearing wigs from the Kim Zolziak wig collection.