We are hiring again. Jesse got a real job and we’re hoping to find another writer of her caliber. To apply please send a link to your blog, personal or celebrity, and a cover letter to info – at – celebitchy.com. If you don’t have a celebrity blog, I might ask you to start one so that I can see your style and read a few examples of how you dish on the current celebrity gossip. If you already have your own blog and must write for it every day, it might not be a good idea to apply. We do pay per post, but they need to be up to the mediocre standards we have.

I am working as hard as I can, but a major issue came up that I’m dealing with. Tomorrow is another day and thanks for hanging in there. Do you ever slack at work because of personal issues? It’s like that. 😉

See if you don’t get tears in your eyes after seeing this clip from “Britain’s Got Talent,” of a retail worker singing opera. Thanks to The Grumpiest

– Kissing Cousins! Britney and Alli [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Brangelina’s nanny is going to tell all in this week’s Enquirer. Ooh I can’t wait for that fabricated shit! [Popbytes]
– Jay-Z topless [Bossip]
– It’s BobKat! [Gabsmash]
– Kelly Osbourne with a pink wig [CelebWarship]
– Sugababes are in great shape [The Skinny Website]
– Ryan Phillippe representing the U.S. Postal Service [Socialite’s Life]
– Who is pregnant now? [CityRag]
– Nicole Richie and Joel Madden embracing outside a medical clinic. What’s going on there? [PopSugar]
– Jennie Garth to be on Dancing with the Stars [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– When Paris folks visited her at jail all the normal people had to wait to see their loved ones [The Blemish]
– Paris had a visit from a plastic surgeon while she was under house arrest [DListed]
– Pam Anderson is almost 40 [Hollywood Rag]
– Amy Winehouse admits to being a violent drunk [Agent Bedhead]
– Dead or Alive is a truly awful movie [Pajiba]
– Jessica Alba at the Fantastic Four premiere [Bastardly]
– Natasha Hamilton bikini pictures (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Cameron Diaz is desperate [yeeeah]
– Shar Jackson is not pregnant with K-Fed’s baby [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Chloe Sevigny makes fug an art form [Evil Beet]
– And Sienna Miller is a close second [Celebslam]
– Kate Winslet leaving her hotel [ICYDK]