I used to think Miles Teller was hot in an offbeat/bro sort of way. Then he opened his mouth and it turns out he’s sort of a toolbox. But you know what? I still find him sort of hot. It would be a “no, no, don’t speak” situation. He’s really tall, and I always wondered what he’s got underneath those nice suits. And now I know: he’s packing. His body is HOT.
The above side-by-side comes from Miles’ appearance on The Tonight Show a few nights ago. Jimmy Fallon showed the side-by-side – which I assume Miles provided? – of Miles’ transformation for his film Bleed For This. Miles plays “five-time World Champion Boxer, Vinny Pazienza, who recovered after hurting himself in a near-fatal car accident in 1991.” This is also the film where Miles has a mustache. Or his sad attempt at a ‘stache, which just looked like a Bieber-esque dirt-lip. Jimmy Fallon teased him about it during the interview too.
So, Miles Teller… would you hit it? Just know, you could hit it without having to talk to him (I think he probably prefers that).
Some photos of Miles at the Insurgent premiere earlier this week:
Photos courtesy of WENN, NBC.
Kaiser, I went from,”hmm, looks kinda hot”‘ to..”wha…denim suit…bwahahaha”!
I refuse to believe any of this is happening (except the bwahahaha part).
Did you watch the clip? Dude is so into himself, it’s hilarious.
I’ve actually never seen him in anything, but I find him so entertaining, like a Shia Labouef.
Is something wrong with me?
He kind of looks like a busted Shia. They should get together and bro out, somewhere far away. Like Uranus.
No, I didn’t. Because of the software I have, some videos can’t be unblocked without an enormous amount of effort and ‘allowing’ trackers individually, while others are a simple ‘unblock’ now. I was just responding to the still image. But like someone said below, why doesn’t he just shave that stache? It’s as icky as a flesh beard.
What about the eyebrows?
You should watch The Spectacular Now. It is such a sweet movie and he is really good. I kinda love him b/c of that movie. (It’s the only thing I’ve ever seen him in.) I’m not really into his look b/c he reminds me of a taller Shia LaBeouf.
In the video he said that ‘stache took him an embarrassingly long time to grow out.
It was for a movie role.
I don’t know, Detective Eyebrow. At least he doesn’t pluck them. For whatever reason, guys who manicure eyebrows to the extreme creep me the f_ck out.
And now I am sticking up for him? See what you made me do, you devious little minx, mimif!
TheOriginalKitten, menopause stache.
The odd thing is Shia, I would consider. Dunno why. Can’t explain the unexplainable. But then, I’m the girl who kinda goes for Giovanni Ribisi so I can’t judge anybody’s taste when I’m so busy analyzing my own.
I Choose Me, I have a weird soft spot for Shia too.
You have a soft spot for rat tails, Kiddo.
@I Choose Me, Ribisi AND Shia? We need to talk. 😉
http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/k567/Malorey94/Rats/Picture023.jpg
Lolz you’re insane and I love it.
Denim suit. Good Lord, no.
Thank you GNAT and don’t forget the brown shoes with it!
Hell to the NO. He looks like a sewer rat.
No.
No as well.
I’m with you. No.
Like Shia, the douche is strong with this one. Remember in interviews for Whiplash he said he didn’t know any of J.K.’s work (or something like that)? Bet it really burns him that J.K. won the Oscar. Maybe because so many people wish they could slap Miles Teller.
So to answer your question, not just “no”, but a “not with mine nor anyone else’s”.
Nope
Ever since he pointed out that he has hammer thumbs, it completely threw me off
Nope. I’d ask if he’d let me touch/experience his slopes and valleys (because geez his abs are hot) and then walk away.
Haven’t you heard? Using a douche is bad for your health. (Sorry pre-caffeine)
Bwahahaha. Every time i look at him, the chorus from Outkast’s Roses starts to play in my head.
Giggle snort.
No. I can’t.
No, because I’d still have to look at that douchey face
Aw, hell NO!
Even if he were not to speak, that dirt stache is a deal breaker.
He looks like he is the son of Peter Riegert. I had to look Peter’s name up. Which made me think of Amy Irving.. which made me remember the movie Crossing Delancey.. which I loved.
I wish I could post the picture.. but he looks exactly like a younger Peter. And if you google images.. they could be the same person at similar ages.
no. not even with a Swarovski ballgag.
A big YES from me. I would hit it so hard, so fast (or slow, whatever). I can’t help it -I think he is completely charming and a major stud.
Yup me too.
Would def hit it.
Saw him in a movie with Zac Efron and was like Who is that?!
Then in a movie about being snowed in in Brooklyn with a one night stand and I was like Helloooooooo Miles Teller!
Yes I would hit it again and again and I’d feel a bit old in the process bc he’s a young piece but so be it.
He has a John Cusack meets raging bull Bobby D vibe and so again
YES I would!
Maybe. After a few cocktails.
I’m never letting you drink again, Kara.
Says the blurry bee versus dragonfly filmmaker, lol!
I’m still laughing that you watched that.
You are evil.
Intervention.
His speaking voice is really annoying.
Nope.
No. His body looks good and I’m sure he has worked very hard on it. But I’ll take a doughy guy with a good personality any day of the week.
That’s big old pile of no for me.
He reminds me of a snotty salesperson who works in a high end clothing store. Thinks he is to the manor born. He probably jumps out of bed after having sex to comb his hair and do 100 push-ups. Because he has to always look good of course
I too will be hopping on the “NO, never!” train for this big pile of douche.
Oh god no. Looks like a pimp, talks like a douche.
Sourdough! How bout them Seavey’s? 😃
Dude is Badass… 3X! Daddy-O too. I just wish I had been there to give him a congratulatory snog and snag a ride in the new pickup. He’s gonna beat Swenson’s record in the next 5 years. Calling it now.
I might have to change my monikor to Sourdough.
I think you’re right, Sourdough. I always root for the Bethel & Nome kids (yay Burmeister!) but the Seavey’s are top notch. Did you see poor Mackey’s hands? Brutal, feel bad for the guy.
Yes! I’m bummed that this is probably his last race. He is tough as sh*t. It’s Jason’s turn to give Love Child a run for his money and win another for the dynasty.
Since I’m a runner and not a musher, I’m also watching the 1,000 mile footrace. Boyfriend of a friend runs it and he’s still out there around mile 563.
mimif, are you in AK? I’m from A-town, but haven’t lived there since ’92. I get back every few years to see fam but prefer the ability to cross state lines in a matter of hours instead of days.
Is the the douche house of which you speak? 😀
I am not from AK, but I started commercially fishing there in ’92 actually, and just “retired” in 2010. My bf owns a Bay boat tho, so I go back every year to visit him and put up lots of yummy red salmon. I luff AK and think about moving there at least four hundred times a year, but yeah, I too like a little more freedom when it comes to traveling. The bf has decided he wants to compete in the Iditarod (I’m not even kidding) so we shall see. (We were screaming at the tracker last night, did you see the showdown between Kaiser, Maixner, Turner, and Redington? It was like a 60 mile neck and neck sprint race, so intense!) The violence in ANC is so crazy right now…your family must be shaking their heads. Oh, and that foot race is bananas. So many lost toenails…
P.S. Sorry to hijack douche bro’s page with AK speak. Sort of.
This is probably the best post to hijack actually. 🙂
A-town has always had a high crime rate it seems. The lack of sunlight and alcoholism / drug abuse doesn’t help. We lived in Spenard, near the airport, which used to be a ghetto, now it’s more mixed. I learned to lock doors and anything of value at a young age. Only had our outdoor Christmas decor stolen however. My parents snowbird in AZ so they miss the worst of the year there. They’re on their way back and should be home in another week or so.
Summers are glorious, aren’t they? My dad owns a plane and I’ve fished for all kinds of salmon with him. My uncle took us out into Kachemak Bay where we caught halibut. My grandpa moved the family to Homer in ’48 to homestead and used to own a cannery on the spit, so our family’s roots go deep there.
The footrace is insane. Dave Johnston is an animal and lost toenails seem to be the way of things. How some of them manage to be out there day after day for weeks is beyond my comprehension. Makes mountain 100 milers here in CO look like a cakewalk.
Oh, I love Homer. A bunch of our friends live there and keep trying to get us to join the club. Did you run when you were in AK? Lost Lake Trail outside of Seward is so pretty. It really is a beautiful state all the way around, even out in the frozen wastelands. You’re very lucky to have Alaskan roots, Sourdough MtnRunner! Colorado is awesome too. I spent a summer at Gold Lake Resort outside Wade and I’ll never forget it. Cattle rustling and lightning storms! It was so cool. 🙂
I wasn’t a mtn runner back when I lived there, but when I go back, I always time it for July 4 so I can watch my friends run Mt Marathon. I have gone to the top and back, tho’ I haven’t actually raced it. I love Seward and Homer for their views of both water and mountains. I’ll go up Flattop and love Bird Ridge Trail just off the Seward Hwy. I hope to hit Lost Lake Trail when I get back there next summer. The kayaking along the glaciers look amazeballs.
oh, and let me just say that you are one tough chick to go out on the fishing boats. I’ll pay to run 100 miles but you couldn’t pay me enough to fish commercially. Ha.
I hope your bf gets his dream of doing Iditarod. Would you have to move to Alaska or do you already live in a snowy climate so he can train there? I knew a Boston Realtor that used to go up to ME/NH to train with her team.
Yes, love Flat Top and Bird Ridge! Mt. Marathon is amazing too (so hard!) I follow adn dot com and check in with ANC mountain runners online so I can keep up on the stats. Fishing sucks when you are a runner, let me tell you! One of my skippers used to let me off on the beach when I first started out because I’d get so ansty, deck load or no.
We live in NorCal so we’d move up there, but in the meantime I’m representing with my AK Starfish hat as I type! 😀
I’d be wearing my Moose’s Tooth shirt, one of three establishments I have to go to when I’m home, along with The Arctic Roadrunner and Kaladi’s coffee. My friend with the crazy assed bf also lives in NorCal, he works for Google. Lots of great trail running in those parts. I love the Marin Headlands. Lucky girl.
No.He looks better with more meats on the body
He looks like my high school gym teacher.
Hahaha 😂
I would still hit it 😳😁😊
Nope. His eyes and eyebrows are r e a l l y far apart, his features are condensed into a babyface, he has no lips to speak of, and I’m not into toothy kisses. Toss the d-baggery into the mix and you’ve got yourself an absolute no-hitter.
Νο. He looks like a younger Sean Penn.
I am suspicious about his body transformation. Did he get his abs only from exercising and diet?
Looks like defined abs are a piece of cake for hollywood.
Agreed and my first thought was “roids”. Idk, of course, but I wouldn’t be surprised.
Nope. Not even if he put a bag over his head.
I was just going to comment yes with a bag over his head but now that I think about it I have to agree with you.
A turd in a gift wrapped box is still just a turd.
Nope.
I wish I could have said it so well. A big NO.
Nope. The creeper stache is a giant no for me
If the Karate Kid and Matthew McCona-whatever’s character from Dazed and Confused had a love child, it would be this guy.
Nope. He still has that face and he still is a douche, so no.
His face looks like it was slammed by a door and stayed that way. And with that personality I could see why.
LOL! 😉
He looks like a chick to me. Too girly in the face. Lol
Don’t care how hot his body is, his face is still a 3/10.
Yeah, with a broomstick. I like Miles only in movies. I can compartmentalize.
No. He’s still unattractive. And when a guy has a gross personality, his whole sex appeal is dead to me. It doesn’t matter if he looks like a Greek God, if I’m aware he’s a douchebag, he’ll do nothing for me.
I agree. After he dissed John Cusack, he’s irredeemable. Yuck, terrible personality. What a turn-off.
Yes, I hold a grudge….
Same here!
Nope. So much nope everybody else is going to be nope deficient. He is like the anti panty creamer for me, I don’t care how ripped he gets.
NO.
I cant he looks like f*cking Cantiflas https://www.google.com/search?q=cantinflas&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=uN8KVY_tNMiqgwSI2oPwAQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=887 with that Sad Stache… and then I remember his constant Verbal Diarrhea
I would bang it like a screen door. *hides in shame*
Oh god, so would I. He’s one of my shamef*cks. I actually find him really hot in the face because I have some kind of strange kink (?) for facial scars. As long as he promises not to speak, we’re golden.
He’s so fugly. Just ugg. He’s not ugly hot. Just ugly.
Potatoe head is someone I would do just for his bod though his face is meh this guy is just ugh.
Stop trying to make him happen. It’s not going to! Everytime I see him I cringe. And he makes me not want to see any movies he’s in.
He’s just so ugly. Yes I’m face shaming him and I don’t give a eff.
In the words of the great ZZTop “Nice legs, shame about your face” and personality, in the case of this douchenozzle.
Yeah, I’d hit it. With a really big stick.
LOL
Hahahaha!!!! @ paranormal girl!
Right on!
That comment made my day.
@paranormalgirl, you made me laugh. lol
nope. looks like a pug.
No. His level of narcissistic ego doesn’t deserve my educated, experienced self.
He needs to work on his lower abs, and his spray tan abs are almost as bad as Sparkles’.
Not even if it was a paying job! His snotty attitude & egotism are major turn-offs. His GF is a nude model, probably working her way toward porn before she found him. They deserve each other & no one else should have to associate with either.
YES! He looks weird in photos but he’s been totally captivating in every movie I’ve seen him in. Dude has charisma. And now a hot body as well.
Traditionally handsome faces do nothing for me. He has an interesting face and after seeing Whiplash I would say his talent is undeniable,but he is too young to really interest me so I would have to pass.