John Stamos is 51 years old! We should add him to the list, along with Dylan McDermott and Rob Lowe, of dudes who pretty much look the same for twenty years. Anyway, I still find John Stamos attractive, in a swarthy-cute cheeseball sort of way. I can imagine meeting him at a bar and going home with him (or something like that). Apparently, a lot of women my age or much, much younger find themselves in the same situation. So what do they do after they’ve had sex with Uncle Jesse? They ask for a selfie. For real.
John Stamos opens up about his sex life in a book by “Glee” and “Family Guy” writer Ali Adler, “How To F - - k a Woman.”
“A couple of women have wanted ‘selfies’ afterwards,” Stamos says, adding, “One girl really wanted my shirt, like a souvenir.”
Sounding a little weird, Stamos suavely notes: “It’s about listening, asking, talking . . . I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me, it’s more rhythm than melody with a woman . . . but it’s all listening . . . With women, you have to listen to their bodies.”
Let’s take this piece by piece. First, the selfie thing. That’s definitely more of a Generation Facebook thing, which means that Stamos is still getting 20-something ladies on the regular. Which means that for many of these young ladies, he is the Uncle Jesse of their childhood, but only “ironically” because they were only watching Full House in RERUNS. God, that makes me feel so old.
As for John’s music-sex-rhythm (that’s the name of Justin Timberlake’s new album), I don’t know. Do you think John is good in bed? Honestly… I think he’s probably pretty good. Is that crazy?
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I’m beginning to suspect that John Stamos is a vampire…
He must be a vampire, just like my Keanu!
He might be good in bed but I really don’t want to hear that much about it. Ick.
And I don’t think the selfie thing means he’s only hooking up with super young women. If my FB feed is any indication, plenty of middle aged soccer moms I know are all about selfies, too. And oversharing. If any one of them managed to hit Stamos they’d put it out there asap.
I feel exactly the same way. I used to find him attractive, but… not so much after reading this. Hooking up and sleeping with random women and then talking about them in a derogatory way is really sleezy.
He has spent that last two decades on Howards Sterns show talking about his sex partners in this way. As a matter of fact, this is actually very tame considering the kinds of things he has revealed on that show. I dont care how young he looks, he makes me want to take a shower.
I do that too and I don’t think I’m a sleeze. As long as you’re honest with the women and take care of everyone’s health and feelings, why can’t he (or I or you for that matter) have a nice time? He’s not talking about particular women either or rating women or something gross. He’s just mentioning some fun facts. I like him more, not less, after this article.
Agreed, Crumpet. Once upon a time, I thought he was really attractive but now everything he does and says has to do with his sex life and I’m over it because that is really unattractive; so many unnecessary, unwelcomed details. He even hosts a show called “Losing It with John Stamos” where he asks celebrities to recount their first sexual experience. John Stamos went from hot to super sleazy and creepy at record speed, IMO.
He hosts what? If thats true he is giving new meaning to the term has-been.
Leona, I make it a rule never to listen to Howard Stern, so I never knew that!
Nicole – if you use your sex life to entertain your girlfriends, trust me when I say you are disrespecting your partners. Even if they do the same with their guy friends about you.
It has nothing to do with you being a sleeze, but maybe just young.
@ Crumpet How did you miss the Stamos on Stern era? He and Stern used to hang out socially, since Beth and Rebecca were pals or something. Then when he and Rebecca broke up, he got to keep the Sterns. He was like a semi regular guest at some point. And yes, Stamos really is the king of TMI.
@Crumpet Sorry I misread your comment. I read it as “i make it a rule to never miss Howard Stern”. For the record I completely understand. The show is filled with casual sexism and racism. I just have a terrible hate-watch habit with these things. I’ll quit the show for months then end up catching up online because in fairness Howard does score really good interviews when he isn’t prying gross sex life details out of his guest.
I definitely share interesting stories about conquests with my friends. And yes, I just referred to girls I hook up with as conquests. I wouldn’t gossip about people in the same circle, but I don’t feel like I’m being disrespectful if they don’t know each other. Again, I’m honest and upfront about what I’m looking for (play) and what they’re not going to be (my girlfriend), and I’m a safe and caring, if obviously temporary partner. As long as you’re not misleading someone or exposing them to risks they’re unaware of, I don’t think you’re being a sleezeball. If he were leading women on or targeting young women, then he’d be a creep, but I’m not convinced that’s what’s happening here.
@Leona Here is a link to “Losing It with John Stamos” Apparently it gets good reviews. Definitely not my bag. He is smarmy.
https://screen.yahoo.com/losing-it-with-john-stamos/
I’m 21 and i SO would. He’s gorgeous and seems like a really nice guy. I’m not much of a selfie taker though so that would not be a problem with me. Has he ever been married?
I can’t believe you’re only 21, tifzlan! Here I thought you were a tenured history professor (true story). 🙂
He was married to Rebecca Romijn.
Awww, mimif. I’ll take that as a compliment, thank you! And i totally forgot about Rebecca Romijn! Loved her in Ugly Betty.
He’s in Fort Mason (right?). I know it’s wrong but I still get him confused with Tony Danza.
Lol. I’d forgotten about Tony Danza. Wonder if women are taking selfies after sleeping with him these days?
More Pier 39 than Fort Mason (and I mean that in several ways)…. and, am I crazy, or is that a pink pocket vibe he’s holding up to his chin??
lol re Pier 39, you have a point… but the railing doesn’t seem right–maybe near the ferry building with treasure island in the background?
And no, not crazy about the lipstick (!)
I think it’s over by The Ramp.
If I hit that I would document the hell out of it! Lol!
TRUTH!
Considering he admitted in court to sleeping with a 17 yr old a while back I’m going to go ahead and say yes he’s talking about an under 25 party girl type.
He’s a charmer and still looks amazing but can I just say
Blech
Wait, really? When did this happen?
Actually my apologies he never admitted to sleeping with the 17 year old. But a woman was convicted of extortion because she tried to blackmail him with compromising pictures of them together taken when she was 17. Stamos testified that they were ‘friends’ she said they had sex. That was back in 2010.
Something about that quote brought that case to my mind and gave me the willies.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/10/08/stamos.extortion.trial/
Luca76, thanks for linking that up. I kind of believe nothing happened, because he didn’t pay them something to make them go quietly away, and they admitted to wrong doing.
Yeah selfies are an age neutral obsession at this point, but statistically there are more 20something single ladies at a bar looking to shag. Plus dayuuuuum uncle Jesse looks like he’s got more to offer than a dorky 20something dude in a grizzly hipster beard.
I have never taken a selfie. Am I the only remaining human being never to have done so?
I’m sort of dying for you to take a selfie right.now, Sixer.
I’ve tried to take a couple of them and I look so horrified and embarrassed in the resulting photo that I delete them instantly. I can’t even bring myself to make the fish lips mouth, so it’s not even a real selfie, if you ponder it.
Lol…I’m right there with you! That’s been my (brief) experience with selfies as well. I just don’t get the point.
I haven’t!! Technically. I have been in a selfie with a friend or two who insisted on taking one a couple times. Recently my boss asked me to take a quick one because they wanted to put a photo of me in the company newsletter and I couldn’t do it. I told them they had to wait a couple hours until my son got home to take the photo for me.
I’ve taken some but I do not post them anywhere. I don’t get the point of it all really, so everyone can tell me how hot I look? Why?
I have been in other people’s selfies. And I do take phone photos of other people. But a selfie of my very own? I rarely even bother looking in the mirror, let alone recording the horror for posterity!
@mimif – bloody agent provocateur!
DO IT.
You think you can corrupt me. But I am pure.
Lol Sixer, okay you win. (For now)
Nope! I have taken pics to send to one friend and maybe ask if my makeup or hair is ok, or joke about one eye being wonkier than the other, but never the standard selfie to post.
They get old fast. I’ve taken some on the summit of mountains, now I just get the views and keep me out of it. The mountains look better anyway.
Me, either!
Can you take a selfie, not upload it to the internet and still have it be a selfie? Because I think lots of us have taken like a group photo holding a camera arms length out.
guys like him dont have to work for anything and have women throwing themselves at him. he will be selfish and boring in bed. he is going to be on a lot of bucket lists and it is very weird how he does not feel totally dehumanized by that. its about the trophy of banging him not having a good lay.
I can never like him. Ever since I heard that interview where he admited he took a girl back to his place because his friend wanted to sleep with her. So while they were getting hot and heavy he switched places with his friend without the girls knowledge or consent.
What? Really?? I’ve never heard about that. How does someone pull off something like that? She must have been too drunk to have known the difference. Gives a whole new meaning to the term “wingman”. Ewwwww….that poor woman.
Thank you! I wonder if she ever found out? Because if she consented to one guy while being tricked into sex with another, they rendered her consent invalid.
Whoa, that is super creepy and rape-y. I already mentioned this in another comment, but further proving that he is sex-obsessed and smarmy: he hosts a show called “Losing It with John Stamos” where he asks random celebrities to recount their first sexual experience. I’m not a prude, but I do tend to believe somethings should be private, and I find it very weird that John Stamos finds it necessary to discuss sex at every single turn. Does he even have an acting career anymore?
Him and Rob Lowe get passes for being gross because they are immortal in the looks department. People forget Lowe had sex with a 16 year old in a threesome and taped it while calling it “the greatest thing that ever happened in my life”. Stamos has admited to only “meeting” a 17 year on spring break after his split from Rebecca.
Wow I never knew that about Rob Lowe either. Hollywood is really seedy and gross.
That isn’t rapey… Just rape. 🙁
in regards to whether or not it is “arrestable,” sadly, the law in practice does not really favor victims.
@vvedi, if you read the whole quote and the context of it you would know that “the greatest thing that ever happened in my life” was taken from his interview on Oprah where he said that that tape was what lead to his sobriety. So in that sense it was the greatest thing that happened to him since it made him get help.
Yikes. That’s horrible. I’m assuming she never pressed charges. I wish she had. Is that not an arrestable offense? Ugh. My stomach is turning right now.
Mine turns, too. Doubly so for the fact that he thought it appropriate to share that information publicly.
I was going to say deciding whether he is good in bed calls for some “research” (wink wink), but, the switcheroo story puts the kibosh on my desire.
Yes – Stamos talked about what he did to that girl in an interview with Jane magazine several years ago. It’s rather telling that he felt comfortable stating this in a public forum.
The exact quote:
“I was in a band. I was playing somewhere in Finland, and there was a girl hanging around who was really drunk and interested in me. I wasn’t into her, but my friend was. So the girl came back to my hotel, and I turned the lights down, and we started making out. I said, ‘Hold on a second, I’ve gotta go brush my teeth.’ It was dark, I left the room, and I sent in my friend who looked like me. And she thought she was having sex with me, but she was really having sex with my friend.
This. Is. Rape.
I am NOT someone who sees assaults and victims everywhere, and I tend to weigh the facts and even take extenuating circumstances and differing viewpoints into consideration when judging my take on borderline cases. But this is awful, and criminal, & certainly morally and probably legally wrong, and he’s sharing it like it’s a funny anecdote?!
People from the Mediterranean age very well, much better than their northern counterparts. I dated a guy who looks very much like Stamos and also looks to be at least a decade younger than his actual age. Stamos is very sexy. He’s not the kind of guy I’d marry but he would definitely make a good fling.
Dude is hot, but the more talking about sex outweighs the amount of work you’re doing, the hotness factor goes down.
Looks good for his age but has that cheesy ick factor. And being a man sl*t at his age with women young enough to be his daughters isn’t cool or sexy – its a bit sad.
Really? A book called “How to f–k a Woman”
What a degrading title!! Pretty sure if I met a guy and went to his apartment and found a copy of this book I’d be out the door in a minute. Is there a reason to use the “F” word?
Yeah, I’m not buying that he’s a great guy. I used to like him until I saw him being interviewed, and every time, he comes off as a gigantic asshole.
I know this is from CDAN so major grain of salt, but it’s hard to knock the guy completely if this is remotely true. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2015/02/blind-items-revealed-1-kindness-2.html
oh wow that’s sweet!
I mean sure I would because he’s f**king John Stamos!! But if it was a non-celebrity dude that was at the bar and that cocky and slimy I would not. JS may be good in bed but so what ya know? Find something else to talk about!
Yes, John Stamos is extremely hot and I wouldn’t turn down a shot at screwing his brains out but, the bragging about bedding women is disgusting and a turn off. He seems to choose woman old enough to be his daughters probably because they’re either naïve, he’s going through a mid-life crisis or both. I’ve heard him talk about the women he’s been with on The Howard Stern show.
Eh, I mean it is a sex book, so he’s talking about sex – I’d rather not envision his sad little middle aged trysts with dumb young girls, but I don’t have to read the book. I think the selfie thing is kind of hilarious – almost like the girls really just sleep with him to get the trophy of a selfie! The fact he is good humored about it makes me inclined to think that while yes, he’s definitely gross, at least he’s not a jerk/lording it over the women like he’s some god. He’s not even close to topping the gross list – Shia LaDouche and James Franco still skeeve me out more than dirty old man Uncle Jesse!
He looks fabulous. But I didn’t know about his Howard Stern gig, I didn’t know about his penchant for sleeping with anyone who would want a selfie of it, and now that I do……
I will never look at him again without also thinking of that. And my appreciation of his fabulousness of face just nosedived.
Dang it. Another fantasy ruined. Don’t want him anymore. Take him off my Forever D*ng list.
Didn’t he get a little too frisky with Carmen Electra at a industry party, word has it that they were caught in flagrante delicto…..? Shortly thereafter they filed for divorce.
man, I wish I hadn’t read the comments on this article. so much for my naivete.
Yeah, I thought he was a good guy but reading the comments changed my mind about that. Before this the only negative I thought was that he’s a shit actor
People want proof they slept with John Stamos. Kind of like a trophy.
Weirdly, he now looks like Steve Carell to me.
I think HE thinks he is good in bed.
Not a National Treasure like Stamos! He needs to keep a tight lip!
He’s still hot imo. Ageless hot. And i’m thinking he’s picked up a few tricks in the sack, but also has grown a bit lazy with women throwing themselves at him.
If I hit that it would be awesome or disappointing. And if done right who’s still awake to take a selfie? You’re exhausted in the best way! Last thing on someone’s mind is to take a selfie.