Here’s the trailer for Paper Towns, the film that might make Cara Delevingne a major movie star. She’s described as “the most gorgeous creature” in the trailer. [LaineyGossip]
Henry Cavill talks style to Shortlist. [A Socialite Life]
Sinead O’Connor won’t sing “Nothing Compares 2 U” anymore. [Dlisted]
Meghan Trainor’s new video is awful. [Buzzfeed]
The newest trailer for The Avengers: Age of Ultron. [Pajiba]
Lisa Rinna wants to move on from the drama. [Reality Tea]
Gwendoline Christie’s caftan realness. [Go Fug Yourself]
Why has Vanessa Hudgens been covering her face so much recently? [Moe Jackson]
Selena Gomez blows a kiss. [Popoholic]
Charlotte McKinney: the new Kate Upton? [Celebslam]
Congrats to Anne V, she’s pregnant! [Wonderwall]
Rachel Zoe launched a maternity line. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Holly Madison wrote a memoir about the Playboy Mansion. [CDAN]
I actually don’t mind Cara, but holy crap that trailer was boring. She was so stiff in it. Who knows if it’ll do well, teens eat this crap up.
Hahahahahahahaha.
Why are there other responses to this trailer? This one’s perfect.
Caras eyebrows are a nightmare
I can’t say they’re a nightmare, I’m grateful she kept her unique width and shape, but its like they have their own personality or something, and they’re very distracting when she’s acting (as opposed to still photos in which they seem fierce and intense).
They look good when she has heavy eye make up (not like the one in the header pic though lol). In the trailer she’s supposed to be make up free I think and it doesn’t work.
As for her acting career – Lainey felt in love with her after watching some film with her lats year, I though she would be really good too but in this trailer she is bad imo.
Indeed. They’re enough to scare a pack of hungry dogs out of a butcher’s shop.
Counting the minutes (while biting my nails) to watch Avengers: Age of Ultron. Apparently, it’ll open on April 23 here in Brazil (according to its IMDb’s page).
Can’t wait. I need this. I really need these 2 hours (or more) of happiness in my life.
I’m just posting so say hi Eve. I started smiling soon as I saw your Avi. You’ve been missed.
I replied to your comment on that Oscar Isaac thread (sorry for the late response, but I only saw it today morning).
Again, if that’s you on your avatar, you’re very pretty (no ass-kissing, I swear).
P.S.: I’m honestly floored (and kinda flattered) by the amount of people saying they missed me. Thank you all.
We missed you and all of your hot male species picks! 😀
@ Mimif:
STAHP! I can’t handle compliments well, people!
Throw an insult here and there to compensate, please.
We luff you, Eve.
Bonus points for luff usage.
¬¬
You’re naff.
@ Kiddo:
Phew! Thank you!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=naff
naff 2
(năf)
intr.v. naffed, naff·ing, naffs Chiefly British Slang
To fool around or go about: “naffing about in a tutu” (Suzanne Lowry).
That’s it: I now hate you for making me laugh out loud. I can guarantee you that it’s one of the strangest things in the world: seeing someone with MDD laughing out loud.
KIDDO FOR PREZ 2016! 🎉
The Naff Party platform: comet sophies for everyone.
I too have missed you, Eve. Where have you been?
I had to take some time (away from the internet).
Thank you (all) for this (unexpected) love sent in my directions. You all have been lovely.
*direction.
That trailer looks unbelievably bad. Wow.
I completely agree, although I suppose I’m probably not the target audience.
KIDDO, the caftan, look at the caftan!
Good work, Detective!
I did nothing, but it’s fabulous. It’s like a muumuu that has been biblically parted a la Zayn Malik.
You’re on a roll.
Rhymes with troll.
It’s not a mystery why she left. He dealer left town, too.
Sorry Cara, I’m not buying into the free-spirited 18-year-old thing.
The heroine in the (terrific) book is a total bitch. I just don’t get the appeal of Cara at all. In any way.
Coincidentally, I’ve just finished reading Paper Towns.
I love John Green, but absolutely cannot stand Margo.
(SPOILER??)
She’s a horrible, selfish person, and if Cara can bring her to life a little with her cheeky charisma, then I’m all for it.
SPOILER!!!
Isn’t it the best Manic Pixie Dream Girl obliteration though?
I can’t stand John Green’s books nor Cara, but I’m tempted to see this, I want to see her acting skills. Is she good or is it all nepotism.
Cara is dull and bland in the trailer.No way
Megan Trainor needs to spend a little time brushing up on her Taylor Swift course for vapid-sounding pop stars.
Eh, I don’t know; Taylor Swift’s songs have done a decent job with helping me through a break-up.
Whereas whenever I hear Megan Trainor, I want to smash something just to combat the saccharine horribleness.
Oh I love Swifty. I’m talking about her image and the evolution of her music and message. Taylor has been able to let herself grow in her public persona as well as her in her songwriting. Meghan should do the same IMO.
OH! Oh. I get it now. It just clicked!
My mistake 🙂
The lyrics for that song are so awful, I am not even going to try watching the video.
Taylor Swift’s lyrics might have helped encourage the soppy drama of a deranged adolescent.
Ultron! Ultron! Can’t wait!
James Spader! James Spader! And Vision coming to life!
GAHHHHHHHHHH!
Missed you much Eve, good to see you back on Bitchy central. 😀
Thank you, dear.
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It looks like a movie I would enjoy as a 15-year old but if I watched it now, there would be a risk of giving myself a concussion from rolling my eyes at the screen every other scene.
Yikes! She looks awful in the pic with the slicked down hair.
+1000 I am mystified. If anyone else looked like that it would not go over too well!
Can we as makeup wearers officially KILL the winged eyeliner!?! Re: Meghan Trainor
Can we stop trying to make this chick happen? She’s not going to happen. She looks like the evil baby on The Simpsons.
AHHHH! Omg, had the same thought. lol.
I showed the Meghan’s video to my husband.
His only response was a huge eye roll.
Phew, Carmelite. I thought it was just me…
Based on the trailer she seems miscast. I think she’s a great model but she’s striking rather than beautiful and it seemed like the part had been written for more of a girl-next-door stunner.
I really don’t see her appeal. Beyond the eyebrows and nose, she really doesn’t have especially pretty features or very good bone structure. But maybe that is perfect for makeup artists – sort of a blank canvas?
Not with that makeup, it won’t. Yikes and ick.
I get some Lilo vibes in Cara. Even her voice sounds like Lindsay’s.
Her eyebrows scare me.
Well, disappointingly, Cara’s getting mostly positive reviews from what I can see. However if the gossip about her is true, she may crash and burn like Lindsay. LOL–I don’t think I’ve seen a more unflattering photo of her than the one in this entry.
You’re disappointed that she got positive reviews and are consoling yourself with the hope that she ends up a drug and alcohol addicted train wreck with no future? Really??
In the movie clip she really reminds me (in looks) of a young Susan Dey