Yes, for some reason we’re still talking about John Stamos and sex. Why not? On Friday, we had some excerpts from John’s contribution to a book called How to F—k A Woman, by Ali Adler. In the first excerpts, we learned that John Stamos is still picking up 20-something tail on the reg, and that those 20-something ladies sometimes want to do post-coital selfies, or even take a souvenir home with them from Uncle Jesse. Well, there are more excerpts. As it turns out, Stamos went on and on about making beautiful music with a woman’s body and how he would rather GIVE ten big-Os than RECEIVE ten big-Os.

Stamos noted that he’s, um, very attentive in the bedroom. “I’m 51 years old. I’ve had some experiences but it’s about listening, asking, talking. Maybe some girls are afraid of communicating. But I find most aren’t if you ask, ‘Does this feel good?’ Or listen to her body like an instrument. I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me it’s more rhythm than melody with a woman…but it’s all listening.”

He added: “When music clicks you can feel it. You have to listen to other musicians. With women, you have to listen to their bodies,” he continued. “I’d rather have a woman have 10 orgasms than me have 10 orgasms.”

[From Us Weekly]

Well, at least he’s more into giving than receiving? Honestly, this is just the kind of line I would fallen for in college. Which, when you think about it, is probably John’s target audience. He even says “some girls” – not “some women.” He’s like Leonardo DiCaprio only he’s more discreet. And possibly better at it than Leo. I don’t get the impression that Leo would ever, ever choose to give 10 big-Os rather than receive 10 big-Os. Maybe that’s how Stamos gets the ladies to go in the morning. They’re still blissed out from vadge sex music and he presents them with a complimentary selfie and t-shirt (and perhaps some Oikos yogurt) and everyone gets what they want.

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