Lindsay Lohan covers the new issue of Homme Style Magazine in what can only be described as a terrible photoshoot. We’re supposed to think she looks sexy, I suppose. But her dead, drugged-out eyes make it seem more uncomfortable than anything else. You can see more photos from the shoot here – beware, there are lots of corsets and lingerie involved, so just know that the Cracken is out to seduce you. Not you specifically – as she tells the magazine, she’s actually looking to befriend more rich businessmen. Obviously. Some highlights:
She loves London: “It feels like home, I miss it every time I have to leave for work and can’t wait to get back. I go back to NYC and LA for family and work.”
She loves the UK press more than the American press: “I find that UK press is much more politically based. Where American press is much more focused on celebrities. Especially when doing a West End play, it’s a different respect that you hope to gain.”
She’s not a cracked-out mess anymore: “I don’t place myself in the same “situations” as I used to. It also comes with time and age.”
LA is unevolved: “I don’t need to see it all over again. The last time I went to LA it was my friend’s birthday and we went to this karaoke place. It was the same people, the same faces, nothing had changed. It felt very un-evolved.”
She wants a businessman: “I haven’t really thought about (dating) in a while, I’ve been so focused on my career. At this time, I’d probably have to say someone not in showbusiness, maybe a businessman, but I’m just enjoying being single and enjoying experiencing everything here.”
Obviously, Lindsay is full of it. But I have noticed something interesting: going away to London has changed the media perception around the Cracken. She’s not really seen as the same old hot mess getting into weekly crack shenanigans. That being said, I often get the impression that the UK tabloids – which are just the same as the American tabloids, if not worse – don’t really care that much about her. Which is why she’s desperate for attention and posing for magazines in lingerie and hanging out with Kris Jenner and such.
Photos courtesy of Homme Style.
She is delusional and just plain dumb. The UK press doesn’t care about her, that’s why they don’t bother her. I doubt she’s “single.” Someone is footing the bill for her lifestyle and she certainly doesn’t make the money herself.
Right?!? What ,”work” is she traveling to NY and LA for? No snark, kind of, can anyone share if they know what she’s “working” on lately? I feel if she had a legitimate jobbish event, we’d , via her poorly photoshopped social media, have been alerted relentlessly.
Those eyes, could they look more dead?
She looks like a 50 yr old with a failing facelift.
There can be none more dead.
Is la unevolved or is she? I mean let’s be real.
Because she’s just SO evolved. Yup, yup.
Yeah, I think it is time to stop marketing her as “sexy”
at least she’s not blowing kisses around.
She’s done and has been done for years. She just didn’t get the memo.
Because posing like a dead trout is the epitome of evolving.
Leaving addiction and changing your life is really difficult. She appears to be sincerely trying. I’m rooting for her.
Angee – to leave addiction and change your life, you have to admit that YOU are the problem. She has never taken responsibility. Even here, it’s like she’s blaming LA and the media for not being evolved instead of saying SHE needed to evolve.
It has been said a million times, but she is the oldest looking twenty something I’ve ever seen. Her breasts are saggy, her face and eyes are dead and buried.
And she goes back to the US for “work”–probably hooking.
I think you hit the nail on the head when you said that the UK press just doesn’t care about her-not that they’re so much more evolved celebrity wise.
For someone commenting on how unevolved LA is, she certainly is still relying on all her own cracky shenanigans-not taking responsibility, using shady tactics to get out of prosecution (as in, signing autographs is totally the same as community service), hanging out with enablers (PMK) etc etc. She hasn’t changed-she just keeps finding new ways to spin it.
Wow, Lindsay-you’re just going to milk every last bit of moisture from your ONE play, aren’t you?
The photos are so unflattering. Lindsay has the lower body of a 10 year old girl. Her legs and knees in particular with all the freckles. The round toe heels (cheap looking) only add to the distorted look. And her personal grooming – ugh. In photo shoot pix #3 is that her cucamonga peeking out from the bottom of her white sequin dress? Classy?
She does appear to be a lost cause. She once seemed to have a very promising career and bright future ahead of her. But you know what they say: cocaine is a helluva drug. Pair that with dysfunctional parents who used her as the family meal ticket, and you’ve got a recipe for disaster.
The amount of attention that Lindsay gets has nothing to do with geography. People worldwide no longer are interested in her. One only has to look at the number of comments made on this post. Items that were posted at the same time have significantly more comments-40+ as opposed to a mere 12 at the time I commented.
I’m bothering to comment because I’m sick of people bashing LA. Her “un-evolved” comment has everything to do with the people with whom she associates rather than a city. LA consists of more than the Westside (Beverly Hills, etc.) There are plenty of places in LA, LA County, Orange County, etc. where people don’t care about celebrity whatsoever yet are demographically the same. (I.e., wealthy people, big houses, ocean views, etc.) Also, the drought is not caused by Westsiders filling their pools, etc. Agriculture accounts for 80% of CA’s water consumption and the Delta Smelt (endangered fishies whose preservation affects water flow) are responsible as well. Not saying individuals shouldn’t cut back water usage but it wasn’t caused by movie stars filling up their pools and watering their lawns.
That “un-evolved” comment rubbed me the wrong way too. Maybe it’s just the whole moving away and coming home to find that life has gone on with out you thing.
I am from London and i find it kind of hilarious when americans have this romantic idea that english people are more evolved than their american counterparts. We have red tops, towie and katie price….
Its all about what you seek out, you find all sorts in any big city. And for the record New york times is a better newspaper than any british newspaper in my opinion.
We’re trashy. lol I’m from Florida. You wouldn’t believe the stuff that makes our papers. hahaha
I can’t get over how BUSTED she looks. Skin is mottled, breasts and ass are beyond droopy, no muscle tone anywhere, she looks filthy…
Yeah, she looks very “used.” But I hope some of what she says is the truth. It’s hard to turn your life around and takes time to learn new habits and discard the old one. She at least seems like she’s trying. But who knows. I know one thing… it will take a long time to convince the public she’s changed.
What an awful photo-shoot. Terrible styling. Washed-up and then washed out. She should try being a classy theater actress instead of going the for whole tired call-girl look. Poor Lindsay…just stay in the UK sweetie.