The Enquirer runs with a cover this week titled “Angelina’s Nanny Tells All!” and I was so excited to read that article thinking they had some juicy new dirt that wasn’t just a rehash of all the other stories we’ve read about them recently, but unfortunately that wasn’t the case.

All they say is that Angelina has forbidden the nannies from being seen in public with her four children and since it’s public news that they have one nanny for each child and you never see photographs of them, it’s likely someone jumped to that conclusion on their own.

There are also trite old stories about how Angelina is jealous of Brad’s co-stars and fears he’ll leave her.

One thing that was semi-new to me in the article was the fact that Angelina is said to hate George Clooney and to not be able to stand the “Ocean’s Thirteen rat pack phenomenom.”

Brad is also said to be jealous of Angelina’s co-stars and to worry that she’ll leave him too. Like I said, it sound like a bunch of bull, but we’re not above repeating it obviously:

Despite Brad’s assurances he’d never cheat, Angelina still fears he’ll return to his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston – and she’s also wary of Brad’s skirt-chasing pal George Clooney, sources say.

“Angelina hate the whole ‘Oceans Thirteen’ Rat Pack phenomenon,” said the insider. “She can’t stand the boys gang thing, which is why she’s never like George Clooney.

“She was always afraid that when Brad was in Las Vegas filming ‘Ocean’s’ Clooney was trying to lead him astray.

“And Brad is equally as jealous of Angelina. It bother him tremendously when she goes off alone.”

[From National Enquirer print edition, June 25, 2007]

Other revelatory claims in the article include the fact that Angelina wants a perfect family because hers was so messed up, and that her children don’t have permanent friends because they’re always moving.

Angelina is also said to bitch a lot, according to an “insider,” and Brad is said to put up with it.

Another source, who’s worked regularly for the couple… “All I heard her do was complain,” the source recalled. “She’d say: ‘I’m tired. It’s hot. Why do we have to do that? Why are you always committing us to do things?’

“Brad seemed kind of used to being beaten down. He’s very quiet and seems like he’s always trying to please her.

“I got the impression he’s a nice guy just trying to make conversation, and she gave him quick, snippy answers. She controlled the things they talked about – and their schedule too.”

That could be true, or it could be made up or just one person’s impression of them on a bad day.

At the end of the article it says that someone supposedly heard Brad suggesing to Angelina that she make peace with her estranged father, Jon Voight, and that she said “no,” but it doesn’t sound like that big of a deal.

If that’s true, Brad may have been getting through to Angelina. She indicated a willingness to talk to her father again, and recently told a UK newspaper “At the end of the day we [my father and I] both wish the best for each other and we’ll try to start communicating in some way.”

Thanks to Splash News and The National Enquirer for these pictures.