What will it take for Kim Kardashian to wear the correct size? I feel like we should take up a collection to get her some comfortable t-shirts in a medium-to-large. Here are some assorted photos of Kim and North arriving in Paris, plus photos of Kim and Kanye out and about in Paris. Kim was wandering around in what was basically a too-small bra. Ugh. Her face is even more cat-like these days too.
Meanwhile, Kim is giving interviews to promote the Kardashian Kids’ Collection AND her book of selfies. She did a “Day In the Life” piece with Harper’s Bazaar which came out yesterday – you can read the full piece here. I learned some stuff about Kim’s life, which surprised me. Some highlights/interesting factoids:
Sleeping arrangements: She wakes up at 6:00 A.M. and she sleeps “with my Blackberry, my iPhone, and the baby monitor next to my bed, and at first I can hardly see the screens because they’re so bright and my room is so dark. I check the monitor, and then I kind of squint on eye and look at e-mails. I don’t respond to them right away; I scroll through. The first person I talk to is Kanye because he’s right there next to me in bed. I’ll say, “Do you want to go for a run?” And he usually does. Or he won’t because he has a workout, so we’ll just talk about that, then kisses.
She runs nearly every day? She says when she gets up, she checks on North for a few minutes and then goes for a run on the horse trails by her house or on her home treadmill.
Workout music. She puts her iPod on shuffle and ends up listening to classical or slow R&B more often than not.
North wakes up at 8 am. Kim says mornings with North are her “favorite time.”
Kanye is always dieting: “Kanye loves to eat really healthy and is always on different diets. He has a chef who comes in the morning and cooks breakfast for both of us and gets our meal plans together for the day. We just started seeing a nutritionist who changes our diet every 10 days.”
Hair & makeup: it takes Kim an hour and a half to get her hair and makeup done at her house. Then another 15 minutes to get dressed.
Selfies: “I don’t have a selfie stick; I just take photos with my iPhone.”
Kim’s sweet tooth: “If I need a sweet-tooth fix, I’ll have those Justin’s peanut butter packs; the almond butter is also really good. I’ll just eat it plain. I used to drink a ton of iced tea, but I’ve cut back. I had the craziest addiction to Equal—I’d put 10 Equals in every iced tea. My sister Kourtney would always say, “You can’t have that much sweetener!” I’ve trained myself to have just one iced tea a week, and I’m down to three Equals. I’m not really a coffee drinker. I like it, and I’ll have some when I’m really jet-lagged, maybe once a month. I try to drink water.”
Desserts: “I don’t really have cocktails or desserts—I mean, I wish! Haagen-Dazs is my biggest indulgence—their Dulce de Leche flavor is my favorite thing in life.”
TV: “I don’t watch a whole lot of TV or movies, but when I do it’s typically murder shows or Dateline NBC.”
Bedtime: “I go to bed around 10, 11 at the latest. I always fall right to sleep. I’m usually so tired, I just pass out.”
I’m shocked to discover that Kim and I have somewhat similar schedules. I tend to get up around 6 am and I go to bed between 10 and 11. I eat light throughout the day. The biggest difference is that I hate morning workouts. I prefer to work out in the afternoon, when I’m really awake. I think working out is more painful first thing in the morning (for me at least). And is it just me or is it kind of weird that North sleeps until 8 am?!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
She’s so full of it.
I’ll never believe she runs that often.I’m sure we would have seen pics of that if it was true.
I don’t believe she works out every day either.
Plus I’m sure she sleeps with her phone on her nightstand so she can check if she is on at least 10 articles a day in the Daily Mail. I’m sure Kris has DM on her daily payroll. No other explanation for the obsession DM has for the Kardashian.
Also I don’t believe North wakes up so late. That is probably the time where her nanny presents North to Kim when she’s already washed, dressed and ready for breakfast.
Exactly. She would look much sleeker if she ran every day.
She is mind-numbingly boring. LOL at “Dateline NBC.”
Don’t talk trash about my Dateline.
Running doesn’t make a person look “sleek” necessarily. Plenty of lumpy people run regularly.
Kitten…was going to say the same thing….love Dateline, 48 Hours, Paula Zahn, etc. I guess my profession should be either detective or murderer! lol
Dateline is the best thing to watch on the weekends when you’re hungover and on the couch.
Nope – not everyone who runs daily looks “sleek.” IDK if you knew this, but everyone is different and responds to workouts differently.
I disagree. I trained a couple years ago with a trio of women who were triathletes. They’d regularly kick my ass on trail runs, and that was after swimming laps for an hour and then riding their bikes a few kilometres to the running trails. And not a single one of those women would you look at and say, ‘Yup, she’s a triathlete.’ They had cellulite and flab and one had heavy arms and one had heavy legs and they all had tummies, and I tell you, training with them was the best thing I could have done to learn to love the incredible machine my body is, and all our bodies are. So, no, running doesn’t make you sleek.
Exactly, Paola! This family really believes their own lies and expects that everyone is as dumb as they are. Kim not only does not have the muscle tone of someone who works out and eats light every day, she is looking kind of chunky these days. That goes for Kanye as well – he is paunchy. If you exercise every day and eat so light and healthy, it shows up on your body. There is no point in even bothering paying attention to a single thing anyone in this family says.
Kim’s body as of a few days ago in Armenia: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/12/18/277E00E100000578-3035865-Big_sister_The_reality_star_held_onto_a_cut_out_of_her_younger_b-a-42_1428858289245.jpg
and again here on Easter Sunday: https://s3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/rraQf63gyXlXKfkM4QQd0A–/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA–/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2015-04-06/8bd0be30-dc38-11e4-afea-85963279e606_kim-kardashian-kanye-west-north-west-easter-sunday.jpg
That is not a woman who works out.
What’s the deal with Rob’s picture, does anyone know?
Couldn’t have said it better.
I liked how she had to add in that Kanye is the first person she talks to b/c of ‘of course he’s in bed beside her’….sure Kim…sure he is.
I noticed that right away too – it just seemed so scripted and awkward!
I believe the phones are next to her bed, but the baby monitor? No. She has a nanny on night duty, there would be no point. She made it clear when Nori was a newborn (with a night nurse) that Kimmie needs her beauty rest and to be available to Kanye if he is actually in the same place at the same time. Can’t imagine she would risk disturbing her sleep or her Kanye duties with a baby crying into a baby monitor when the nanny takes care of it anyway. This is like the running story (do her legs look like she runs?!?), just another Kim Fable.
She’d have 2 black eyes if she ran, due to those sacks on the front of her torso smacking her face with each step.
Also, she’d be toned at least a little tiny bit.
I’m actually a really similar build (pretty much exact proportions except my waist is much thicker which helps my butt not look ridiculous, Lol!) and I’ve run 11 marathon with no black eyes. 36e cup, too, which I’m guessing is much bigger than Kim’s.
Yeah, she’s lying…but not because of her body. There’s plenty of us chunky girls legitimately putting in the miles!
Word! Kim is papped doing every other activity under the sun, but there is not one picture anywhere of her running?
My kids are early risers – up by 6.30am- but I know plenty of others who sleep until 8am. So not unusual that North sleeps until then, particularly if she goes to bed late.
My kids go to bed around 8pm and sleep until 8 or 9am. I don’t know why it seems strange that North sleeps until 8. Most kids her age need around 12 hours a night.
Yes and remember that thet routinely keep her up ungodly late, and fly her all over. She’s probably getting up at 6am time somewhere on some continents time zone.
Mine get up at 6 but I put them to bed at 6:45pm. I’m an early riser and I like my me time before it gets too late and I pass out lol.
My kiddos sleep until 8-8:30. I love it because I am NOT a morning person.
I’m sorry. But she does not have the muscle tone of someone who works out daily and eats like she describes it. NEVER EVER!!!! Lies. Lies. Lies.
It’s great that Kanye has a healthy influence on their food.
Although I wonder why they are not able to cook themselves.
They can’t cook for themselves because they’re so busy with their daughter of course! Kim takes forever to get ready for the day and exercise a bit. The West family are sooo busy. Hopefully they feed North this healthy food the chef makes
There is no way she diets, runs, exercises or anything else. She’s too flabby and heavy. She can claim whatever she wants in her deluded mind and world, it doesn’t make it so. That goes double for Kanye, he’s In worse shape than her. Smh!
Ugh, why are you making me defend this wretched woman? (Shakes fist in air like cranky old man.)
She’s short–a little weight looks like a whole lot on her. The two biggest features on her body are fake. The workout she describes is like a maintenance workout, not a get super ripped workout. Once you take all these things into consideration, (and the documented fact that she struggles to maintain her current weight), I believe her.
This reminds me of an interview with J.Lo I read like 15 years ago when she was the hot butt in town. The reporter said something along the lines of “it must be so nice to be a natural woman in fitness-obsessed Hollywood,” to which J.Lo gave major side eye and said “I actually have to work really, really hard to maintain this ‘natural’ look.”
I feel the same way @mixtape . . . why are these people making me defend her?
There are so many negative comments here. Not something I expect from this site. Stop being dicks, people.
Agree, her body tells you nothing about whether she works out or not but I tend to take the “anything she says is scripted spin” which is why I don’t believe her. If she said water was wet I’d have difficulty believing her.
Are these recent photos? Good grief, what did she do to her face now? It looks like she’s wearing a mask!
Seriously! Any traces of her ever having been attractive have been wiped away.
Every time I see her face, I get angry. It’s like I find it personally insulting that she thinks she can convince us that this is her natural aging process. At this rate she’s gonna look like-crap it’s too early–who’s the woman who had so many bad surgeries and is married to the much younger “prince” from Gernany?
that’s why I hardly look into her posts cause of that Lama Bean cause it’s insulting as F*ck that she thinks she is really pulling this off and it pisses me off like it’s personal
P.S> she wouldn’t know at what time that child wakes up, I’m pretty sure 8 is the schedule time the nannies hand her a calm dressed baby
The mouth area is so mesmerizing. Like WHAT is going on there?
So many unanswered questions…
She looks like that chick Leila from Futurama
Yes she really does!
At least if she was a Cyclops she might be more interesting to look at.
I can’t stand the K-Trash clan, but there’s no denying KIM circa 2005 was a beautiful woman. I have no idea who this mannequin is in the above photos.
Her face is ruined beyond return. She took off too much on the nose and it’s leaving too much space between her nose and lips. It’s impossible for me to look at her now without seeing that disproportionate space. The bra top is also horrendous. It’s drooping and it looks like there’s a line on the top of her breast, maybe the outline of her implant? Strange.
Haagan Daz Dulce de Leche is now ruined for me forever.
I don’t have kids but is that how you strap a baby in a stroller? North looks like she’s being held hostage.
She is.
#freenori #andthebikinis #andthestretchmarks #hashtag
I’ve never seen a kid completely strapped, including the arms. Keeping her from undoing the clip and running to the paparazzi to give her colorful clothes
The nanny might not have showed Kim how to do it
The straps are too low in the stroller to go over her shoulders. When that happens in the stroller I use, I either move them up (if they can be moved) or I don’t use them at all.
+1. Poor kid. That looks uncomfortable and defeats the purpose of a safety harness
I think she looks adorable, and i can definitely see a resemblance to Kanye, now
My daughter would sleep till noon if I’d let Her. I have to wake her up at 8 to keep her on a schedule, but her brother is walking in my room asking for food between 5 and 6. He’s always been a morning person. Kids Are all different.
I had to be dragged out of bed in the morning as a child and sleeping until 8 was no big deal at all. I’d get up at 9:30 or 10 if left to myself. It’s kind of funny because I’m a morning person now.
Saw her little “24 hours in the life of” in a more complete form, and it confirmed that she has absolutely no responsibility for caring for her child and may not even see her after wake-up, everything in her day is about her and what she looks like, and she is completing and absolutely wasting her life. Her life is amazingly empty.
THIS! Thisthisthisthis!!!!!!
She paid all that money for that ridiculous lumpy ass… and now it is to the point where she wears coats to hide it.
I saw a older picture of her the other day. (A photo series she did with Reggie Bush.) Where she was in a bikini and laying on his back, as he did push ups. Back when she had her original ass. Before the injections.
Why is it, she still insists that she suddenly grew that lumpy ass? When there are so many photo’s of her, when she was tiny.
I am curious. Who talked her into the injections. The injections that gave her a lopsided ass and saddle bag thighs. Because she naturally did not have them. Now those fat injections are on the move. And things are not looking positive. So she is constantly covering up in coats.
I think her constantly covering up reflects that she knows how bad she looks in what Kanye’s having her wear. Case in point, the ill-fitting bikini top/ bra ( she’s about to have a wardrobe malfunction there) together with a too-small woolen skirt. WTH? The French much get a good laugh at her expense.
The interview above is more of the same lies- she’s just spewing what she thinks the public wants to hear. I really doubt she has a baby monitor at her bedside LOL and I really don’t think they live together as a family full-time.
I just saw those 2 plastic surgeons from Botched on WW yesterday and they were talking about butt injections and how its an on going battle to ‘even out the lumps’ once you start them. Basically saying you will be a slave to the injections b/c only some of the fat will remain while the rest is re-absorbed by the body over time, which means tons of lumps and bumps all over and will always be like that. I really wonder all these new plumper and fuller butts will look like in 10 yrs or what happens if you can’t afford the upkeep any more.
i know, i wonder about kim. she spends so much I can see her going bankrupt later in life from not making what she used to and still spending the same. i just can’t imagine her growing old naturally. scary to think what she’ll look like when she can’t afford the upkeep anymore
Her first husband paid for her initial butt enhancements, she had a better more natural looking fake ass in her Reggie days but that wasn’t her original one.
Notice that Kim had to make sure and say” the first person I talk to is Kayne because he is right there next to me in bed ” I wonder if she really wanted to say the first person she talks to in the morning is Demon Mother? Also what on earth is she wearing under that coat?
Yes that was a very awkward statement. She’s so full of it and its clearly its in response to the constant comments on DM and everywhere else that Kanye is never with her. Her BB and iPhone sleep with her so she can constantly check who’s writing about her and what people are saying. She probably wakes up to google alerts!
Maybe she should take another 15 minutes to find clothes that actually fit. Do kids Norths age really sleep until 8 unless they have a case of jetlag?
She doesn’t look like she even takes the 15 minutes she says. How often does North even sleep at home? Does North get used to their own time zone.
My daughter never slept past 6. A little later would’ve been nice
I lucked out. My children were sleepers. They went to bed at 7:30 at that age, had two naps, one morning and one afternoon of at least 1 hour usually more, and during the school year (I taught) got up at 6 when I did but during the summer slept in until at least 7 or 8. But like I said, I was lucky!!!! So yeah, kiddos can sleep in til 8 am.
@ Melissa, four of my grandchildren get up at 5:30 no matter what. Their mom and dad wish they would sleep in!!!
Nope, I don’t believe she goes foor a run. North is adorabe in her stroller. What kind of confusion is this of wearing a blue bra, strap sandals, and a heavy coat?
ummm, she’s spent more money on cosmetic surgery on her face than what several of us put together will make in a lifetime. and we’re supposed to believe she runs? not walks to the plastic surgeon’s office and does some work on her body? give me a break. she totally had a mommy makeover after north was born, that’s why we didn’t see pictures of her for awhile, she had to heal up and let the swelling go down before she made her mommy debut.
If only Kim exercised at the gym. If only her body looked like her face. Flat and well put together. She looks great but it’s not the outfit thats wrong. It’s her unnatural proportions.
she is fucking ugly now!! literally ugly! look at her face , her butt-she’ll end up like a stuffed animal when she is old!!!
her face is vibing cher.
my hubby said she looks like cher and i agree
Although with different lighting and eye makeup, she’s given off J-Lo vibes a couple times. It’s creepy.
I am thrilled to discover Kim and I have something in common – a love of “murder shows”. Has she watched The Jinx??
I’m so ashamed that I just read this whole thing.
She has to be the most uninteresting woman on the planet.
I know! What are we doing!?!
I’m so ashamed I always read. They won’t go away until we all stop
We’re part of the problem!
I’m gonna go smoke some weed and forget about this whole thing.
Kitten – I just wrote that below. She is so damn dull. And we are the problem
Sadly, I even watched the video at the end of the article. She could use voice lessons. She sounds unintelligent and child like.
I tell myself I won’t comment on KK articles anymore, but I can’t help myself, I always give in. She’s fun to snark on. And she makes it SO easy to snark on her :).
I have a question–how are these people able to waltz in and out of France seemingly at will? Neither of them are citizens of France (or any other EU country)…I always thought that in that case, one needed a visa, and couldn’t just enter and leave the country as one pleases. Of course, I am a poor, so maybe there’s some type of different visa setup for the rich and/or famous? Can anyone help?
I guess they enter France as tourists. Kanye has worked on music and his fashion line there maybe he has a work visa.
Kanye owns a residence there so maybe that has something to do with it?
North looks so adorable in that white knit top! That’s the only positive I have about this family. #FreeNorth #RIPMercy
“at first I can hardly see the screens because they’re so bright and my room is so dark. I check the monitor, and then I kind of squint on eye and look at e-mails. I don’t respond to them right away; I scroll through. The first person I talk to is Kanye because he’s right there next to me in bed. I’ll say, “Do you want to go for a run?” And he usually does. Or he won’t because he has a workout, so we’ll just talk about that, then kisses.”
Is it just me or is this woman a fckng idiot? This has to be the dullest, dumbest thing I’ve read in a while. People actually look up to her? Seriously? Why why do I read Kardashian interviews?
How is she able to squint with that much about of botox around her eyes?
Man, I can’t tell you how much I would love a personal chef.
Not a fan of Kim AT ALL but why are we only body shaming the women?
Kanye has manboobs and often looks chubby I really don’t buy that he is some health and fitness freak who runs or works out everyday either.
Lately, Kanye has lost some weight though. I think he is actually working out and eating healthy. I don’t think she is though.
Kanye is not exactly toned or buff. He’s a short stocky man who carries a few extra pounds much like his wife.
The point being he gets away with it she doesn’t. Those pictures of him with his man boobs hanging out at Paris fashion week didn’t get half as much exposure as whenever she looks “fat”. I don’t even like her but it’s so sexist especially when he is walking next to her not exactly looking like Mr fitness either.
Kanye was made fun of pretty badly for the “man boobs” pics though. there were memes all over the internet. But yes, sexism is at play for sure. Women always have it harder, no doubt. I do believe Kanye has lost some weight recently. He does look slimmer compared to a few months ago.
Don’t be so sure we would have pics of her running on trails. Where she / they live is exceptionally private and very few and far between pics ever come from the area in which she lives. It is noted for its privacy and guarded area for many celebs not just Kim. A very highly coveted area to live. If we had pics they would almost always be given personally and not papped..
If she actually ran, she would have her own people take the pics and release them, after extensive photoshopping of course.
of course! it’s hard to take a selfie while you’re running! duh! jk!
more lies
And Variety is honouring her as a “Woman of Power”, Geez Louise,,, doesn’t that just cheapen the honour for the other nominees……
Makes you wonder if any cash changed hands. Shame on Variety! Ugh.
I bet she could’t wait to bring out her boobs again. Dressing “modestly” for 6 days must have been hell for her.
I don’t believe she wakes up at 6 am and works out. She also says she eats healthy and doesn’t eat dessert. She should be super toned then. She also stated their chef plans their meals for the day but they are always seen eating at restaurants !
Lastly, the poor nanny. She does all the work but gets none of the credit.
So she’s never heard of dimming her devices. What a dolt.
Also, how can she just look in on North, then go about her day? Notice North isn’t mentioned again. When my daughter was that age, she took up a substantial portion of my day. Because I didn’t have a full-time nanny.
I just read the whole article. Is she kidding me? That whole 24 hours seems like some made-up b.s. She says she’s a “homebody” and loves staying home and not getting done up and going out. LOL ! Also, she forgot to mention what time the nanny arrives and takes care of North all day while Kim takes selfies. The lies…oh the lies.
I remember when she first “got famous”. Her and Bruce did an interview on the view with Barbara Walters. Kim stated she would wake up early every morning and go open their Dash store. She said she would work there all day and was fully involved with everything involving the store. About a year later, Khloe stated on their show that she was tired of letting Kim take the credit and that the truth was Kim rarely ever steps foot into Dash and it is Kourtney and Khloe who did all the work regarding the store. Therefore, I don’t believe a word she said in this interview and I wish a reporter would finally call her out on her lies.
yeah, me too!! she’s a liar, liar, pants on fire!
Her face has reached the point of no return
She looks hideous…for real. ..and her lies are hideous.
That family is hideous!
(and yes….while I was typing I thought of the “State Farm” commercial.)
See what pop culture does? Lulz!
*I laugh or I’ll cry, because her and her ilk really *are* hideous. *sighs*. *
Is it just me or does she totally look like a gelfling in that first picture? Ew.
I don’t listen to Kanye, however… I have heard the ladies in the K shows & wonder how could a musician be with someone that sounded so monotone? A certain nasal tone or something comes across between a few of them that doesn’t seem to change. Like the “parents or teachers” in Peanuts.