Zayn Malik has been laying low for a few good weeks. My daughter asks daily whether Zayn has returned to One Direction, and she’s always disappointed at the answer. Media coverage tells me that Zayn doesn’t regret quitting the band and immediately starting his solo career. It will be okay, despite what millions of heartbroken tweens still feel at this moment.
The future of Zayn’s musical career is still unknown. His personal life, on the other hand, is on the up and up. Zayn has dated singer Perrie Edwards (of Little Mix) since late 2011. Despite a cheating scandal and continued rumors, their 2-year engagement is still going full force. He’s 22, and she’s 21. What could go wrong? A new report says Zayn and Perrie are very serious about getting married this summer. Granted, the source (Heat magazine, via the Irish Mirror) isn’t the greatest, but they’ve gathered up a number of breadcrumbs that point towrads a June wedding …. at Disneyland Paris. Here are the clues:
1. Zayn’s sister Safaa shared a picture of Perrie in a wedding dress which was captioned “Cinderella #loveweddings”
2. Perrie surprised Zayn with a trip to Disneyland Paris for his 21 birthday in 2014- the pair have never looked happier in pictures.
3. Pictures linked to Liam Payne’s girlfriend Sophia Smith showed Perrie standing in front of a carriage – just like Cinderella’s AND a bunch of cream invites.
4. Perrie’s best mate Katherine Spires told a Little Mix fans that she was going to Disneyland in June
5. The Little Mix singer LOVES Disney – just recently a picture of Perrie, Trisha and Zayn’s sisters Doniya, 22, Waliyha, 16 and Safaa, 12, was circulated on Twitter with the suggestion that they had watched Disney movie Cinderella in VIP seats at a Vue cinema.
6. Everyone wants them to have a happy ever after – a source said. An insider says, “Perrie is a huge Disney fan. So what better way for Zayn’s family to support her and encourage her to press on with wedding plans, than reminding her of her favourite fairytale. The family are hell-bent on Perrie and Zayn having their own happy ever after.”
[From Irish Mirror]
All of this could be fanfiction because all of the alleged Instagram evidence has been erased. But it could be true. I think that Perrie is eager to tie down this marriage for whatever reason. She seems to be in denial over Zayn’s cheating, and he’s now a free agent (in search of an anchor) after leaving One Direction. If they get married, it will never last more than a few years. They’re both internationally famous pop stars and so young. I also agree with Gawker when they say getting married at Disneyland is a sign that you’re not ready for marriage.
P.S. Here’s the first official 1D photo without Zayn.
Photos courtesy of Modest Management, Perrie Edwards on Instagram & WENN
What is with all these 90s-era mom jeans and mom jeans cut-offs that I’m seeing everywhere?!?!
That shit is so terrible. Please make it stop.
Lolz I can’t even help it, I love high waisted shorts. However, I respect your right to hate the f*ck out of them. But… Would it help if I said my shorts are beige and of the booty variety? (They’re not, but I tried)
Beige booty shorts are the only street legal shorts around here.
Maybe I’m stuck in 2003 but I still loves me some Guess low-rise shit.
I’m just not hip.
*puts on cat-ear headband, sits next to Paris Hilton*
Mom jeans are a trend now. I actually liked the boyfriend jeans when they were in but mom jeans? PASS.
The 90s are in FULL force. Last summer I was confused for a few weeks because I kept seeing babydoll dresses under denim jackets etc. and I couldn’t figure out where I had seen it before. I was hoping it would be a one-year-thing but nope. Go browse ASOS and weep, my friend. That stuff was unflattering when I was a teenager, it is unflattering now. I cannot believe the crop top won’t die either.
Agree with everything, but especially the crop top! Argh! I have seen approximately two people it looked good on, and they were both 16. whhhhhyyyyy
I’ve lamented the return of the crop top around here before. Boxy, croppy bullshit that flatters NO ONE, not even Jen Aniston.
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/16/19/51/161951ea48e9906b12c3bedd4357f77f.jpg
And Jen Aniston was HOT during those first few Friends years (not that she isn’t now but she was IT back then).
It’s like spaghetti strapped shirts. NEVER looked good on anyone unless they were in crazy shape and/or had an outstanding bra. What do these kids think? That their generation is just hotter than we were? No. Take it off, fool.
AMEN sista!
I hope I’m not stepping on any toes, but I think if you really want to get married at Disneyland, you’re too young to get married.
I was just going to say that. I’m 35 and I’m not ashamed to say I LOVE Disney. I grew up 15min from Disneyland so we went a few times a year even into my teens (back when it was affordable). My 3 children love everything Disney, from Fantasia to Frozen. We sing Disney tunes in our house constantly and in Oct we took a family trip to Disney World which I think I enjoyed as much-if not more- than my kids. BUT, if one is obsessed with a Disney princess themed wedding they are almost definitely going into marriage with an unrealistic view of what marriage is REALLY like. It’s not about princess dresses and “happily ever after.” I actually have a couple friends who did the princess-themed wedding thing, and neither of them has had a successful marriage whatsoever–one was divorced within 2yrs and the other is in denial that her husband is completely miserable because she’s so incredibly self-absorbed.
Exactly. Nothing wrong with loving Disney, but when you actually think you’re Cinderella and he’s your prince… trouble.
Well, there are some really pretty places at Disney World to get married, especially some spots in EPCOT. And they do all the organizing and planning for you, which is nice. But I myself would draw the line at having Mickey and Minnie there, or making my guests wear mouse ears.
So glad to hear no mouse ears! Lol
Don’t they have religious differences too? Not that that’s an end-all by any means, but I remembered the last story I read about their relationship they talked about not agreeing on some things or whatever. Of course that’s on top of all the cheating stuff. And I totally agree about the Disneyland thing – don’t get me wrong, I’m as indoctrinated into the Disney fairytale as any other girl – but it’s just always given me weird vibes.
If I were going to marry everyone I posted pictures of, I’d be engaged to Charlie Hunnam’s butt right now.
Congrats to you crazy kids! (wanders off mumbling it should have been me marrying Charlie’s ass. Always the drunken bridesmaid never the ass-wife)
So funny!
Abbott – Now that Zapp has coined the phrase, should we call you the *ass-wife* from now on?
My coworkers often call me ‘ass-wipe’ so… close enough? Sure!
That first official picture.. My mom has the same outfit that Harry is wearing haha
Soooo…..that’s going to happen. And the divorce is going to be epic.
How will they decide who gets custody of the lunchables?!
I was thinking hair product and 1D posters with original members. I did not even THINK of the lunchables. Good call, Shambles.
I can’t believe they are still together. Surely the contract must be expiring soon.
Perrie is internationally known?? I’ve never heard of her until this cat fight.
Agree. I have no clue what a Little Mix is.
I had to question this part as well. Who’s Perrie Edwards?
I cannot take anything about these children seriously. My daughter listens to this stuff. But she is 13….I can only associate these boys with pre-teen/teen stuff. Don’t know their names, just one blob of floppy hair and 2 facial hairs. *screams to chair* GET OFF MY LAWN!
BedHead, do you know Ed Sheeran’s confirming Harry’s nude picture? I saw it and not bad indeed.
Yep, Ed Sheeran said he definitely did not write “Little Things” about Harry’s package
Who the eff has Cinderella as their favourite Disney princess? I’m calling shenanigans on this story!
The evidence were fan created pictures, which is probably why they’re gone now. Also, the surprise birthday trip to Disneyland was less of a surprise than a staged photo op, what with the camera crew following them around. So I’m gonna say this is probably not gonna happen.