Michael Fassbender & Marion Cotillard are going to Cannes this year to promote Macbeth. Fassy in Cannes, yay! [LaineyGossip]
Chris Brown Instagram’d a photo of his daughter Royalty. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Sen. Pat Roberts’ ringtone is “Let It Go”. Amazing. [Dlisted]
Michael Buble shouldn’t have posted this on Instagram. [Buzzfeed]
Sacha Baron Cohen & Isla Fisher welcomed baby boy Montgomery Moses Brian Baron Cohen. Seriously, that’s the name. [Starcasm]
Everybody loves Lip Sync Battle, even celebrities. [Pajiba]
Kim Richards & Kyle Richards are still at war. [Reality Tea]
Ed Sheeran: Harry Styles has major thunder. [A Socialite Life]
Elizabeth Olsen looks so much like her sisters here. [Go Fug Yourself]
Vintage Jason Statham is amazing! [The Blemish]
Ed Sheeran wants to be on Game of Thrones. [ICYDK]
Darren Criss is the new Hedwig? [OMG Blog]
More info about the Sony Hack emails. [CDAN]
What’s going on in that link with Britt Britt? She looks like a mob wife.
I’m holding you personally accountable for the wretched fact that I have everysinglebonjovisongeverwritten playing on repeat in my head AND I AM NOT A FAN. Vicious.
Funny, because I can’t think of one, lol. But every time you say ‘vicious’ I have Lou Reed in my head:
Vicious
you hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
oh, baby, you’re so vicious.
I also then automatically conjure up Andy Warhol images. And now I want soup.
Funny. It just makes me think of Johnny Rotten and then PIL and and then I wonder where have all the f-cking flowers gone.
They need water, mimif, just like soup.
IM GOING DOWN
IN A BLAZE OF GLORY
Is that a song? You look so unhinged with the all caps, I just lost it.
How can you not know that song? It’s (all caps) the only thing I can hear, it’s running through my head like Prefontaine. Now you must watch this (the entire thing) to ATONE:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o
Speaking of atoning, I’m not talking to you until you finish watching Saul and share your thoughts.
Sh-t. I knew I shouldn’t have used that word! I’ll totally watch it by Sunday, but only if you promise me that you’re LIVING ON A PRAYER.
DUN DUN DUN…DUN DUN DUN DUN…. DUN DUN DUN ..DUN DUN….SMOKE ON THE WATER, a fire in the sky. You don’t get it, I KNOW that and I know WHY.
Whoa. That was Deep.*
*If only I could make colors right now!
I’m going to be singing “Vicious” for the rest of the weekend and I’m so happy!
Clicked for Fassy. *le sigh*
Speaking of Cannes, those hoping to see High Rise may not be disappointed:
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/apr/17/cannes-2015-ben-wheatley-terence-davies-british-films-high-rise-sunset-song
Clicked to make sad, wistful comment about lack of High-Rise. But you give me Hope! To Carry On!
Yes, they finally shut us down I see… I was hoping someone would pop by over here and see the news on HR.
I’m a little unclear, though–does that mean it would be screening out of competition?
Also, one gets the impression the only reason it wasn’t announced is that it actually isn’t absolutely finished.
I gather both movies are still in post-production and there’s time for them to be included in the Official Selection. We know from Wheatley’s twitter that he was working on the final mix earlier this week. I think there’s a good chance we’ll see it included at Cannes.
@Totally, it does sound like it’s not quite finished. When did they announce Clint Mansell was doing the score? How long does that usually take? If it’s not ready for Cannes, there’s always Venice, TIFF or San Sebastian – all in September I think.
@Darya, there seems to have been press about the score only two weeks ago but I recall knowing that information a few months ago so maybe he was working on it a while back and they began some final stage of it recently and went more public with the announcement?
I shall remain hopeful then. Some articles had speculated that Tomorrowland would screen out of competition at Cannes since it opens in France during festival week, but no announcement about that either. If High Rise, and Tomorrowland join The Lobster at the festival, the producers of The Night Manager may need to call an unofficial holiday – three of their main stars will need to fly to France on short notice.
Maybe we should start comments with a tag #TH so no matter where we have to make them, people have a chance of seeing them in the ‘recent comments’ activity and tracking them down! Heh.
Crimson Peak items now available for pre order on Amazon and confirmed Oct 16th release date.
Calender and book
Crimson Peak: The Art of Darkness
Well at least we have all those wonderful pictures from the set of the Night Manager to give us some Hiddles happiness and some great additions to to the cast including David Hare and Tobias Menzies .
The inference i read from the article was if it is ready it will be in competition so fingers crossed it is finished
Those snaps have been a treat, haven’t they? It’s no secret my favorite Tom incarnation is Coriolanus. Pine is close enough to that look to be my second fav. He reminds me of Jack Bauer (the only time I thought Kiefer was hot).
it is the leather, light hair and motor bike -it is a good look
Tom on a motorbike: I’d like to ride that.
Fassy is going hard for Oscar this year.
He’s under Weinstein’s spell. Brace yourself.
But will the posts/comments go Full Batch?
I shudder to think what he had to do for Mr Weinerstein. Run away Fassy! Run away!
I hope someone goes full Batch! Fassy has stiff competition this year (Gordon-Levitt, Gyllenhaal, Hiddleston). Wonder which one will embarass themself.
Hiddles?? Nevah!! He hates the attention, dontchaknow. He’ll flip the AMPAS the bird and go back to quoting Shakespeare to ducks.
Fassy going Full Batch would be scary. Also, I do want credit for coining “Full Batch”
Lilac, you probably ought to trademark that and Hamlet Pushes 40 too.
@Lilacflowers Why he would be scary?He’s not an attention-seeker from what I’ve seen. I’m trying to figure out the reason why Macbeth is supposed to be an Academy-friendly movie.. Fassbender has some chance only with Jobs,if the movie turns out well.
Tom will go full Ballard and quote every book he has read which will probably be them all and them link them to Shakespeare
Mind you at the moment i am still reeling from blondish Tom in leather and his Night Manager motobike
I hope Full Batch makes it into the EncBrit. Endless faith in hopeless deeds….
Macbeth?Oscars?Weinstein? LOL Weinstein doesn’t give a damn about Macbeth.
Weinstein IS MacBeth.
It’s off topic, but it’s Friday and I don’t give a dern toot.
Is anyone here cutting the cable cord? I’m convinced we don’t need our dish, but the mister is being all petulant. He thinks he’ll miss the 4,000th airing of Jurassic Park 3.
I have Netflix and Hulu, but I’m considering the sling tv thingy. Is it worth it? I’m mainly interested because it has AMC.
First world problem, I know.
Signed
Emu Shunner
Is mister taterho (tater chippendale? taterdale? ) a sports fan? That may cause some issues. I’ve wanted to cut the cable cord for long, but I can’t bce I need NFL football
I will when the bundle times out. But right now, the cost of the bundle is the same as per month internet alone plus the cost of pay streaming. I feel like they’ll get you either way.
@burnsie – He doesn’t watch sports. He’s more of a sci fi movie and history doc type dude. We won’t miss not having sports.
@Kiddo – This is my main worry. Will I just end up paying (internet, streaming apps that add up, steaming device) just as much as our dish bill anyway. I need a chip implanted in my brain so I can just tilt left or right for whatever show I want to watch.
Totally. I lived without TV for a long time but omg my innanet bill was embarrassing.
Yeah it sucks. There is NO competition, basically, you get a tiny pool to choose from. All the providers charge essentially the same price, which feels like price fixing. If you get a bundle, they charge you very little for internet, comparatively. If you drop the other services, all of a sudden that internet price doubles or triples and then you have to consider all the add-ons. Since the providers are assigned certain geographic areas, you can’t NOT use one of them. It’s a government sanctioned monopoly.
At least you can choose from providers. In Boston it is ONLY Comcast, no other providers offered.
I’m also bundling because it’s the exact same price as just internet. I don’t have a dish thingum though, just reg cable.
Kitten
Count your blessings you don’t have Frontier out of fairfield CT. That company is by far the worst. And we were all kind of tricked into being with them… damn at&t.
Oddly enough… I have been on a fact finding mission of late, about this TV subject. How one gets the channels you want. Without using a direct paid cable connection.
Well my local options sucks. LOL!
I have learned that if I move to city… that is very near to me. I can not keep my current provider. (which is Grande Communications-Texas) Whom I love. Seriously. They have the best customer service. Ever. If there is ever a weirdo problem. They have someone out within 24 hours. Normally the next afternoon. On time.
So I did a little investigating about what was the normal cable company, for the new town. And oh holy cow… it is a tragic mess from 1983.
I got to looking for out side the box options. Such as no cable at all. Or Dish/Direct TV. And it is so disheartening. It is so bad… that I have put a hold on the move. Because the internet options are even worse than the 1983 cable options.
So I am all ears if there is something good to look at. Besides getting a huge antenna attached to the roof.. so I can pick up the digital Dallas channels. 🙂
Fios will give really good deals to first time users. Then it gets expensive rapidly, like all of them.
EmuShunner
We cut the cable cord in our Maryland house and just use the tv for Netflix movies. I only miss it when there’s a hurricane coming because I’m addicted to being scared out of my wits by some idiot standing out in the rain telling me I’m going to die in approximately 6 hours. The dish was so horrible. I would look at the choices, and there was nothing to watch, ever. Or I would say “oh, that looks good” and click on it for “No subscription for this Chanel. For information on how to subscribe, call 1-800-you’re a sucker.” I do not know what a sling tv thing is, or I would give you a not very helpful answer on that as well. You’re welcome.
“some idiot standing out in the rain telling me I’m going to die in approximately 6 hours”
*cackling*
I know, i love everything about GutenRamen’s post. 😀
Hee-hee. There’s was a woman on the local NY news during Sandy, it was hilarious when during live coverage, she jumped out of her skin when a teeny tiny wave rolled it. People were sort of laughing in the studio. Even though she’s likeable, I understand clearly why she remains behind the desk.
GNAT-
http://i1297.photobucket.com/albums/ag35/TheOriginalKitten/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-01/B80F4A19-C7BD-46C6-8393-E407D16A41DD_zpsphg84cyn.jpg
http://i1297.photobucket.com/albums/ag35/TheOriginalKitten/IMG_3173_zpsc3yxy2b6.jpg
http://i1297.photobucket.com/albums/ag35/TheOriginalKitten/IMG_3178_zpsxr9o6cd0.jpg
*there was, and duh
“there was, and duh”
I thought Kiddo was going to recite one of Kristen Stewarts poems there for a minute.
Denied
*sad emu face*
Oh my God, Kitten, that’s me in a hurricane! Lol and oddly, I love it!
Emu Haiku
There was emu
and duh
Kristin sounded
Our daily forecast for February and March this year was some idiot out in the thunder snow or frigid cold telling us that we were going to die in six hours.
And Kitten, your critters forgot to get batteries. It is bread, milk, and batteries. I skip all three and stock up on red wine.
Yes, Lilacflowers, batteries and red wine. And why do they feel it’s necessary to stand out in the rain or snow? We’ve all seen rain and snow. We get it. It’s wet. Or cold. Come inside, you moron. You’re making a fool of yourself.
I want to @ taterho, but sports is year around for me . I want to give a big screw you to my cable company but I love my Cards and Cyclones too much to tell them.
What applies in Canada… Without Hulu, but with Netflix: we cancel cable every summer once GoT ends, and restart it in fall when the new season starts (and hockey). Our internet bill is already huge as part of the tv/home phone/internet with one provider…. We burn through a lot of bandwidth (three people watching various Netflix shows does that!)
Can you cancel for part of the year and renew in fall if the new tv season is worthwhile?
I hate Comcast with all of my heart and soul. I just have the basic ten channels and internet, which works way less reliably in Boston then when I lived in Albany. I used to think Time Warner Cable was the devil until I met Comcast.
For some reason, I get really embarrassed watching clips from Lip Sync Battle and can never get through a full one.
Guys. I know there is probably not enough cranberry juice in the world to heal the UTI you would get from banging Fassy and his disgusting monster dong, but that picture of him looking all bearded with the delicious Marion is doing things to me. I want to have a stern, joyless frontier threesome with them. And then I want us all to pray for my immortal soul.
Sounds so much better than anything I have planned for the weekend.
Yeah, I was excited to divide my daffodils. I feel kind of lame now.
GNAT, I’m actually potting up some celeriacs, cleaning the bathroom and taking my friend’s kids swimming (which is basically my idea of hell on earth). So yeah, reality really not living up to fanstasy this weekend. *sigh*
FASSY CALL ME
Yeah, we all need to take a trip to your fantasy life. Lol real life not so thrilling.
Sending cranberry juice from OceanSpray and some antibiotics because a URI is not all you would be risking and praying for your immortal soul. Somebody else will have to pick up the prayer circle tomorrow because MARATHON WEEKEND! And the SWAN BOATS return! Oh, yes, and something about the 240 anniversary of the start of the Revolutionary War. Seriously, there were runners and guys wearing 18th century British Regulars uniforms competing for sidewalk space today.
Do you get Patriots Day off so you can watch it? I miss hanging out in the Public Garden and watching the swan boats. We don’t have greenways like that in our town.
This comment is filthy and disgusting.
I love it.
*clappity clappity clappity*
*All the CheeseIt eating harlots rejoiced*
http://media.giphy.com/media/ijoJB1vGhLdde/giphy.gif
Yeah, I did wonder if it was a bit TMI, and then I realised I was on Celebitchy so I was amongst friends. STERN PILGRIM FASSY SEX 4EVA
@embertine, Can Momoa randomly show up delivering pizza or something?
Or possibly to slam the doors of the barn back in a rage, and stand there are sweat-soaked and smouldering? Not sure how well pizza fits in with the whole pioneer homestead thing, but hey, it’s fantasy. Why the hell not.
Adding to aforementioned frontier fantasy.
Can we get a little Charming Potato delivering…uhm…sh*t…oh…
Free stripping?
Pioneering homesteaders need stripping. Vital. Yeah.
Chris Evans chopping wood. Wiping his dirty face on the sweat-soaked hem of his linen shirt. That needs to be in there somewhere too.
Gerard totally has c-cksucker’s cramp in that gif and all of you to your respective rooms.
@mimif – Is c-cksucker’s cramp anything like strumpet elbow?
I’m asking for a friend.
C*OCKSUCKER’S CRAMP
STRUMPET’S ELBOW
Forget Fassy, I want to have stern frontier sex with this comment. *cackling*
@taterthot, yes they go hand in (cough) hand. 😉
*rubs potato liniment on her thotatoid arthritis*
I swear C*cksucker’s Cramp and Strumpet’s Elbow both sound like actual names for quaint, in-the-middle-of-nowhere English villages. You know, along the same lines of Shitterton, Prickwillow and Bushygap. God, I love the English. Then again, we Americans have Intercourse, Pee Pee, and Rough and Ready so I probably shouldn’t scoff.
p.s. If any of you actually live in any of those places may I come visit and take a photo in front of the “Now Entering” sign at the town limits?
Dara, you are LATE to this filthfest. But I forgive you, thanks to your post. I totally forgot about Intercourse, PA until you mentioned it.
You know, if you google “Shitterton”, you get a DM article that pits up that place against Happy Bottom, Golden Balls, North Piddle, Ugley and Sandy Balls. The English do have a way with words, don’t they? Bless ’em.
Did Sonni Pacheco bring the Cheez-its back?
@mtnrunner, who knew all the fun would be happening on the links page? Usually there are tumbleweeds blowing through the comment sections of these articles. I am truly sorry I missed it, looks like it was a barn-burner… which I suppose would require [insert name of favorite hunky celebrity here] arriving on the scene in full firefighter gear wielding a very impressive firehose. *dodges multitudes of Cheez-its thrown in reaction to cheesy innuendo*
Lilac, please explain the Cheeze-Its reference please. Apparently, I missed that post/thread.
Dara, the links thread is often visited by taterho, mimif and others of their posse. I try to eavesdrop when I can. As you can see, they’ve found another naughty poster who knows how to dial up the raunch.
Also, you’ll find your “friends” on the posts that feature any Marvel guys — Fassy, The Mac & Cap, Idris and CHemboy especially.
There on to our super secret Cheese-It harlot hideaway!!
*blows horn*
C-CKSUCKER’S CRAMP TEAM ASSEMBLE!!!
*activates cloaking device made of prairie homestead scrapwood*
I’ve been out cleaning up the back 40 and I’m all sweaty and dirty…just about perfect for a Fassy ravaging – maybe I can dig out a cloak and a bale of hay upon which to succumb to the deed…
And afterwards he will chastise you for your fleshly weakness. THAT’S THE BEST BIT
Lol embertine is on a roll today.
A Fassy post with a little Cap mixed in has my mind rolling in filth like a pig in slop. Thankin’ ya kindly.
Yeah, I was reminded via tumblr of the ‘truckstop hooker’ photoshoot, which is probably why my compass is pointing due filth this afternoon. Gods bless you, Chris Evans.
Anyone here watch Outlander? Because as good as Fassy looks, he’s not a patch on the actual hunk of burning Scottish man in a kilt in that show, trust. (http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/outlander-comic-con-panel-trailer.jpg ;-0). In comparison Fassy looks like a boy in a stage school drama in his too perfect kilt. Though he might change my mind if the kilt blows up with a gust of wind!
I must say that disgusting is not the first word that comes to mind after seeing Shame.. ahahah!! To be honest this Fassy’s wild sex life thing is also a bit overblown.
Fass and Marion together? Yesss. But I’d watch everything with the Fass. Big fan. I’ve also been hearing such good things from people working with him that he must be among the easiest actor to work with. Winslet is already gushing about him.
Wait. Is Winslet gushing about him or …… because of him?
I’ll show myself out.
Yay!!!