People always complain when the pregnancy rumors start up as soon as a couple gets engaged. I tend to think the shotgun wedding gossip is something that every couple, celebrity or non-celebrity, has to deal with, especially if the engagement comes very quickly and/or out of nowhere. Sometimes the shotgun wedding rumors are completely justified – think of Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter, you know? And so it is with Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs. Reportedly, they got engaged about a month ago after only having dated since (at the earliest) late summer/early fall 2014. No one doubts their obvious affection and love for each other. I actually think this is the happiest Sparkles has been since becoming a household name. But the pregnancy rumors are gonna happen, so let’s just have some fun.
Robert Pattinson’s fiancée FKA Twigs may soon be adding a few lullabies to her repertoire. The pair sparked talk of a pregnancy by getting engaged in record time – and Twigs’ recnt behavior has fueled speculation even more.
Pattinson was on hand when his bride-to-be performed a set at Coachella.
“Many in the audience noticed what seemed like a baby bum,” says a witness, who adds that Twigs was one of the very few at the festival who didn’t drink or party. “When she wasn’t performing, Rob was always around her, acting super-protective.”
Later, baby talk picked up speed when the couple were observed leaving Century City Medical Plaza in LA.
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
Further evidence: all of the rumors about a quickie wedding. Like, even People Magazine’s sources said that Twigs and Sparkles want to get married this summer, and she wants it to be very, very casual, like a “pub wedding.” People’s sources also claimed that Twigs couldn’t wait to be a mom. So… shotgun wedding? It’s totally possible. I hope they name the baby Twigsparkle Pattinson.
PS… This week, Twigs’ stylist posted a sexy Instagram of Twigs in the bathtub, wearing only her engagement ring. You can see the NSFW photo here. You can’t really see her mid-section, so we can’t Bump Watch her.
Photos courtesy of PCN, WENN.
Robsten’s secret child will get a sibling!
Hahaha! You win the internet! 🙂
I like her. They seem good together, he seems happier with her and much calmer than with Kristen.
The audience noticed a baby bum? Lol
Whatever. If true, it will be a cute baby.
Read that typo and thought, ‘Wow! How far along is she when they can see the baby’s bum?’ 😛
There were some pictures recently with Pattinson showing them coming back from the gym. You can see only her back but if she was pregnant, they would have ran faster than the wind to report on it.
She’s been looking very toned since forever (it’s her body type) so any change would be noticeable. Coachella just happened and her belly was tiny and tight, as usual.
Lastlly, she’s quite career-focused, I can’t see her getting pregnant that quick.
But if it ever happens, then the meltdowns will be hilarious. Those Robsten shippers can only pretend for so long.
Bump watch is so inaccurate. Plus, it feels like a socially acceptable way to tell someone they look like they’ve gained weight.
Those Robsten shippers…
I hate bump watch. Maybe its period bloat? Or a night out with beer and pizza?
Any inflation in the stomach often springs up “bump watch”. Ugh.
Not always, when it’s applied to a flowy dress bulging because of the wind then no obviously but when a celeb consistently has a bulge and bigger boobs AND tries to hide her stomach area? Then assuming a pregnancy could be correct. The stomach alone wouldn’t tell much no, I agree but Twigs has been showing her stomach during performances, when she comes from the gym etc. No sign of any body chances whatsoever,
Time always tells, after all you can only hide a pregnancy for so long. But Bump Watch is typically just “her stomach looks big” or “she’s gained a few pounds”. And as you said, she’s been photographed plenty looking perfectly normal in other situations.
“but when a celeb consistently has a bulge and bigger boobs AND tries to hide her stomach area? Then assuming a pregnancy could be correct.”
But many women gain weight all over, not just in their bellies, but also in boobs, etc. Also…What if a woman WAS pregnant and doesn’t want to tell the world about a miscarriage?
I think picking apart a woman’s body in the aim of determining her womb’s status is just as invasive, if not worse, than picking apart a woman’s body to determine her sexual value. At the end of the day, there isn’t a justifiable reason to do so.
If it’s true, I wish them well – a healthy baby and ALOT of privacy.
Heres hoping the baby doesnt take after Rob and his enormous head. This girl is much too petite to birth giant headed babies.
I’ll laugh my bum off if this is true. There’s a small, vocal, *insane* group of Robsten fans who insist he and Twigs are a business relationship formed to hide his marriage and baby with Kristen. I’d love to see the fanatics try to explain an actual baby away. Anyway, congrats if it’s true.
Girl, they can explain anything away (with their ridiculous logic). I think I read something recently about how they expect that Kristen might be pregnant with twins because she recently put two fingers up in a paparazzi photo or something.
Even when Kristen and Robert are married years from now with kids, they will still find a way to claim that it’s all a conspiracy. It’s almost as impressive as it’s scary.
They will simply say that Twigs is just a surrogate carrying a Robsten baby #2.
Dammit, mia girl! You beat me to it.
Or – OR! – Twigs is pregnant from someone else and Shovelface is assuming the fatherly role because he is the sparkling immortal savior of our dreeeeaaaaamssss.
That’s what I was thinking too! Lol I’ll toss in that it’s really Twigs and Alicia Cargile who are dating but they’re with RPatz and Kristen respectively to throw people off the scent. Or that Rob is the sperm donor for Twigs and Alicia’s secret baby. 🙂
Agreed the bizarre rantings of the Twihards are hilarious.
I am so, so excited for this to hit HKN Haven. I don’t know why I find that site so bad it’s enjoyable; it’s kind of like the internet equivalent of eating a bag of chips. I am absolutely certain that no common sense or reason can penetrate the site owner’s skull. If there is a bump, she will find a way to spin it into a story of, “it’s not Rob’s baby, it’s a decoy to cover the arrival of Sweet Pea no. 2!” Bonus points if it involves Twigs acting as a surrogate for Robsten.
Is it just me, or are both Robert and Kristen so much more interesting and likable apart than they ever were together?
Damn, did not notice the earlier comment saying exactly the same thing!
Could have sworn I saw a picture of her with a drink in her hand at Coachella, but whatever. Bumpwatchers gonna bumpwatch. I like them together. Watching them make the people who think Robsten are still together (and with a secret baby) go even *more* batshit is just an added bonus.
This was fun but total fanfiction all the way down to dating since fall… Some say they met at coachella last year and dating since May/June do almost a year and she’s producing her second album which she did the whole time in Cali and Rob goes from filming May thru winter. Maybe the engagement rumors are true but dating longer than many suspect and Id guess long engagement. They are super in love though… She’s adorable.
It’s totally believable that they’ve been dating much longer than they’ve been public as a couple.
As heavily photographed and publicly scrutinized as Rob has been for years, I doubt he would go public with a girl he was dating for a short time.
I suspect Rob and Twigs had been dating for quite a while before they went public.
I like them together but I can never see if I find her attractive bc of her artist “look”. The nose rings and crazy costumes. I feel guilty bc what she looks like should mean nothing. Ah as long as sparkles is happy!
Twigs is absolutely amazing. I can’t take my eyes off her in stills or in her videos. I think she’s at the beginning of a huge career, and I doubt she’d choose this time to have a baby. Some people get married because they want to get married 🙂
Stripper poles in the bath wowza LOL
I doubt this is true.But they are so adorable together and it would be a cute baby.
It’s not even bump watch, it’s more like baggy clothes watch. Twigs wears those giant clothes a lot, but then she shows up on stage with her fit and toned belly, LOL. I don’t think they will have kids quite yet, she is on a career hot streak and it makes sense to ride that now.
Nothing against them. I just don’t see it. There was more chemistry between him and Kstew. And even that was minimal. Meh.
I don’t understand how she can be so thirsty surrounded by all that bath water. 😉 To be honest, I’m a little surprised she had her stylist post that pic, nothing artistic about it. It borders on Kardashian. Having a baby right now would slow down her career but if it isn’t going anywhere, why not? You do have to be careful though about staying out of the spotlight for too long. cough*Adele*cough
Career going nowhere? She just added a third show in NY because the first 2 sold out. Lainey intimated that Rick Rubin has shown interest this past month. Dislike her all you want, but it is incorrect to say her career is going nowhere. She will never be a mainstream pop star, but she does seem to be experiencing a break out year. If you look back through her Instagram, she has always posted provocative stuff, that new pic is no different. She is showing less than most women do in a bikini, it seems more cutesy than attempted sultry to me.
twigs is busy being twigs… love her quiet shy to fierce vixen. you underestimate her and she’ll prove you wrong each time. this story has no merit tho. they met long ago from what is out there… keep them on their toes twigs.
Sometimes I just think to myself- I am so blessed.
“twigsparkle pattison” ! I LOVE IT! haha
Doubt if a bun is in the oven, or that they are engaged. If they are great, but hope they can just enjoy hanging out and having fun.