Now that I’m seeing the full scope of Kim Kardashian’s Baby #2 Rollout, I have to say… she’s been planning this for months. Which means she’s already several months pregnant. Kim covers the July issue of Glamour and she “confirms” her second pregnancy in the interview. When was this conducted? When was that episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians shot? Ugh, it doesn’t even matter. Spinning a conspiracy about Kim Kardashian is missing the point of what the Kardashians are to gossip: filler. No one should take them seriously. Anyway, here are some highlights from Kim’s exclusive Glamour interview:
On her second pregnancy: “We are so beyond excited. I’m a completely different person…If it all went away, and I was just a mom, I would love my life.”
Her fertility drama: “I didn’t know that I was going to be so open with [my fertility challenges]. But meeting people at my fertility doctor’s office who are going through the same things I’m going through, I thought, ‘Why not share my story? It’s been really emotional. One doctor told me I would need my uterus removed after I had another baby—I could only have one more. One was like, ‘You should get a surrogate.’ The other one was like, ‘Oh, no, you’ll be fine.’ Then I called my doctor, and he’s like, ‘You know what? I believe—we’ll get through it.’ There are definitely times when I walked out [of the doctor’s office] hysterically crying, and other times when I was like, ‘OK, everything’s looking good—it’s going to be this month!’ The waiting and waiting has been a roller coaster.”
Her first pregnancy: “When I found out I was pregnant [with North West], I was going through an awful divorce, Kanye and I had just been dating for seven months—granted, we knew each other for a decade—and I was like, ‘I can’t do this. It’s not the right time.’ But then I figured, If I’m in my 30s and I’m not ready, I’ll never be ready. So it’s been the biggest lesson, and the biggest joy of my life.”
A cute North story: “Today North put on these Manolo heels of mine and was walking perfectly around my closet. I sent Kanye a video of her; he was like, ‘Tell her to stop! She cannot grow up! She cannot wear your heels.'”
If fame all went away and Kim was “just a mom,” would she really love her life? Considering she just released a book of selfies – as in a coffee table book full of photos Kim took of herself over the years – I seriously doubt that Kim could ever just go away and be fine with whatever quiet role she thinks she might want. And considering the rollout for this second pregnancy, she’s not going to be going away quietly anytime soon. But hey, we’ll be having lots of fun with her maternity style. God, remember last time? Remember all the lies she told about the weight she was gaining? This is going to be fun!
Photos courtesy of Glamour.
Her face looks CRAZY in that second photo especially. If that ensemble is a preview of her style…it’s going to be a long 845686339 months.
She’s turned into a Muppets character.
Don’t blaspheme the Muppets.
I don’t know, Jensies. She looks a LOT like Janice now, especially when she died her hair blond.
She looks awful in both shots! Did she piss off the photographer at the shoot I wonder?
I notice she still has wonk eye as well. Time to lay off the ‘tox, toots.
No photographer is gifted enough to reshape all that plastic for every single shot. Who has the time.
I was watching snippets of the “About Bruce” episode yesterday (yes, shoot me), and his face was so distracting. I know it was supposed to be emotional and what-not and I could only focus on the fact that his eyes seemed to blink at different times. I had to switch the channel. Kim is getting to that point.
It’s not gonna be a long pregnancy. First of all, she shaved off over a month of her first pregnancy by having her kid delivered early: the better to avoid the last month and a half of weight gain and also, not to stretch out her lady part with a vaginal birth.
Second of all, I believe there will be a timed miscarriage and then a surrogate birth. She has to find a way to do this in the storyline of her show so the surrogate birth doesn’t seem selfish. She is not gonna put her body at risk with another pregnancy: full term or 7.5 months.
I don’t think she had North early. I think she lied about her due date. north was born “early” but at a healthy, full-term weight.
This ^^ counting down to miscarriage
Did Glamour shots do the cover photo?
Her………face…… Can you still get botox and fillers whIle pregnant? Serious question.
I wouldn’t think so but her lips in the confessional part of the show were obnoxiously huge.
I happened to see Kim on last night’s show-her lips looked like those plastic Halloween lips and then they showed her gynecological procedure.
I’ve never seen this show and it was so LOW-END ridiculous and demeaning. I’m embarrassed.
All those girls say “literally” over and over. Their favorite word. They really need to read a book
Get an education.
And Kim-sorry but the girl is a PIG. No other way to describe her.
I would hope that fillers and such would be off the table, but with KK who really knows? This is a woman who wore super high heels that squeezed her feet to death just for the sake of fashion (or “fashion”) when she was pregnant the first time…I wouldn’t put anything past her.
Don’t forget the Spanx squeezing her pregnant body to within an inch of it’s life. It was totally ridiculous. No wonder she hated being pregnant!
Last night on the show she called a psychic and he said he didn’t see her conceiving. I think it was John Edwards. So he is effectively discredited- not that he wasn’t before.
Ever notice how that family surrounds itself with sleaze? John Edwards? Joe Francis?
That’s because he saw the surrogate conceiving. Kidding.
That skirt is ridiculous. Buckle up folks, this is going to be interesting pregnancy. Remember when she tried to squeeze her swollen feet in those heels. Painful.
My favorite part about the Kardashians is their ability to sound air-headed in print. Sometimes it’s not bad, but then other times…
Her hair is so unattractive in these photos, and it just draws attention to the crazy work she’s done to her face.
And LOL, love that just over her left shoulder the headline is “Sexy Hair”. Nope, not even close.
She pulls her hair tight because it lifts her facial skin. Looks painful and she must have a constant headache.
Her stretched out face will eventually look like she’s in a wind tunnel with a constant “surprised” look.
She got pregnant with North after seven months of dating Kanye and is now pregnant again after supposedly trying for only a year. At her age that is not abnormal and that does not look like infertility to me or most of the other women I know who have fertility problems. Now if this second baby was after 3-4 years of trying then I might be inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt. But then I would remember her name and what family she comes from and that would all go away. These people scheme all day everyday for headlines.
Fertility problems? Two kids in three years… I should be so lucky.
Right? I guess someone had to take over the infertility storyline since Lamar left the company.
I think for her fertility problems mean they wanted a pregnancy announcement for show #8, and didn’t get it in time for ratings week.
That’s what I’m thinking too. 2 kids in 3 years is fine. But that’s not interesting so it won’t work.
To be fair, we don’t know if she got pregnant as a result of fertility treatments and, if so, which ones. Unfortunately, when it comes to infertility, finding the right “solution” is often a matter of how much money one has.
At her age, if I’d been trying to conceive for six months and it wasn’t working, I’d definitely see a specialist.
But you would both have to be in the same country for it to work. We all know that they spent a significant amount of time apart the last couple of years. Kind of hard to get pregnant long distance.
These are not her best photos. And that middle part hairdo always looks terrible on her. Her face is already pulled back enough.
I mean no harm but, man, she looks bad in the cover. Too much shop or something!
Not enough photoshop imo. She looks sick.
there is something seriously wrong with her face on the cover.
what is with that freakish hairline?!
she looks so very much older than she claims to be in this photo. her makeup doesn’t look blended, her eyes looks dark like she hasn’t slept and I know you would NEVER see a wrinkle on a Cardashian, especially in print, but she almost looks wrinkly in this image…
When I looked at the cover in this post, my first thought after “wow, you can see ALL the work she’s had done to her face” was “and all that work is making her start to look like Octomom” and that’s not a compliment for either one of those women.
I thought exactly the same thing – she looks just like Nadya Suleman on the main cover image. I know photographs don’t really capture someone’s true 3D face, but Nadya Suleman’s mouth was the most bizarre-shaped bloom of silicone I’ve ever seen…and she had the same mouth-expression in every single photo. I finally decided it was stuck that way. I guess Kim’s mouth is now so over-inflated it’s stuck too. 😮
Oh dear, I was just about to post that she’s starting to look like Octomom! Octomon has those weird, lumpy, overinflated lips as well.
“I didn’t know that I was going to be so open…” hahahahahaha seriously? Because she’s been so reticent in the past? We’ve all but seen her cervix…or maybe that’s an upcoming episode?
I let my Vogue subscription lapse, now I’ll say goodbye to Glamour.
I don’t know if I take any pleasure from Kim’s maternity style nor do I look forward to it. And I wouldn’t call it fun. She clearly hated being pregnant and looked really uncomfortable and miserable. Yes she looked ridiculous in the beginning, trying to pull off outfits that looked odd on a pregnant body but I would have hated being pregnant too had I looked the way she did. Maybe she’ll be like Posh Spice and disappear for a few months (Posh always went into hiding during the late stages of pregnancy). I don’t think the world would mind.
I’m like, literally, pregnant
LOL
snort!!
What did she do to her face? She was pretty and now she looks like Octomom.
These people are beyond calculating.
That second pic reminds me of an egyptian statue. .
I think these are supposed to be her “I’m-A-Real-Mom-sorta-like-you-but-not-really-cause-I’m-better” photos.
Like totally! Like OMG! Like by the time I’m done with hours of hair and makeup, and like trying to decide what hideous outfit to wear next, and like taking selfies all day which is like totally exhausting, I like spend 15 minutes with my daughter. What’s her name again? Like I know it has to do with a direction or something. And so yeah, I’m like a great hands on mom. Like really.
Haha Nicolette – that would have been epic, but you forgot to pepper it with 15 “literally”s. LOL
I was enjoying the cute North story until I had flashbacks of Kanye joking about Tyga and Kylie saying “I think he did well. I think he got in early”.
The cute North story is quite likely false. She lies a lot about Nori to make it seem as though 1) Nori is her mini-me, justifying all the look alike clothes and fashion show appearances and 2) Kim is around Nori enough to catch such cases moments in person. Video or don’t believe it. Kim always has a camera with her on her phone. Maybe the nanny told her Nori was wobbling around in her (or somebody’s) shoes and Kim used that as a basis. Or maybe she just heard a story about some other toddler doing it (considering how often they do).
I can’t believe I started clicking on links and got dragged into a Kardashian vortex, but I did stumble on a Tonight Show appearance during the 1st pregnancy in which she stated they would not be naming their child North. Not that I would expect her to announce the name before the child is even born, but why go out of your way to say your not naming your child the name you actually are naming her? And why do I even try to figure anything about her out?
Aw, can’t wait to meet South West Lol
I’m hoping for Key West.
If it’s a boy, it’ll probably be named Wild West.
Let’s be on the lookout for a pillow pregnancy ala Beyoncé. She hated the weight gain the first time around! I’m betting she’s going to use a surrogate and a fake bump. Wouldn’t put anything past these lot
Totally off topic but; It’s disturbing to me that a magazine would put someone, anyone, on the cover who’s face looks so plastic and unnatural. She looks like a mannequin. It would be so refreshing for an editor to pick a woman who sends a positive message to be on their cover. Just once….
I will NEVER buy Glamour magazine again.
Besides the unseemly decision to put Kim on the cover, editors had the audacity to put the words ‘Sexy hair? Yes, please’ next to that dreadful center-parted skullcap hair-don’t!
Nothing is glamorous about being a pathologically lying sea hag. One needs substance, dignity, integrity, style, humor, self-esteem, class, and grace to be glamorous. Money and lies are no substitute. Houghtons/Kardashians/Jenners are pushy posers. Only the weak and hungry buy what they’re selling.
I agree with you about the hair – it’s almost as bizarre as the face. It’s like there’s another layer of hair, sitting atop the hair, pulled back over the hair? Almost like….a rug. I don’t understand fake hair, so I’ll leave the physics of it to you guys. It’s just weird.
I have finally figured out who she reminded me of! Nadia.. Suleman? The octomom, was that her name? Like all the weird tweaks to look like Angelina Jolie …. that’s what Kim looks like here!
Yes. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who saw it!!! The mouth…
Yes, they all start looking like each other . There is only so much surgery / fillers etc a face can take.
They probably have the same plastic surgeon.
Normal people don’t announce a pregnancy until they are 3 months a long. How can she be 3 months pregnant when in the past 3 months she has posted numerous pics of her waist trainer on? She has gone super blonde within the last 3 months as well. She has also been on many talk shows in the last few months stating how hard it is for her to get pregnant and how she’s given up on trying. The lies…the lies…
No comment on her face & body, but I thought the styling and design on that second photo were amazing. Just thought I’d share since no one else seemed to like it.
Do you mean the one where she looks like Cleopatra? The style reminds me of ancient Egypt – the sarcophagus curves and all the gold.
Plastic face.
[*Understatement of the day.*]
Crazy conspiracy theory but she might not be pregnant!
All that perfect timing and planning sounds weird.
She can very well just say she miscarried in a few months. Another big story and a chance to be on the cover.
Who is there to prove otherwise?
(of course she might be telling the truth)
Et tu, Glamour? Seriously how is she on the cover of this magazine. I’m just at a lost that “we” have given Kim and family legitimacy…