I really hoped to only have one Kim Kardashian post today, but that was a pipe dream. Earlier, we talked about how she got pregnant with IVF and how sources have mixed information about whether she’s carrying twins. And now we have more photos of Kim, plus about a million new quotes from her. These photos are from an appearance Kim made in Nashville at the launch of Hype Energy Drinks. She wore this latex dress which… I mean, let’s give her some credit. It could be a lot worse. Does this look uncomfortable? Yes. Does it look like she squeaks when she walks? Yes. Is her ass probably really sweaty and swampy? Definitely. But the end product isn’t hideous. As for the assorted quotes, here you go.
She has laryngitis? “I have a slight case of laryngitis and I can’t take antibiotics so I’m doing the best I can with natural remedies.”
She can’t drink the Hype Energy drinks she’s promoting: “I haven’t had it since I found out, but I used to drink it every morning when I got up. I’m not a big coffee drinker but when I’m getting up at 5 a.m. to work out, which is when I get it done, I need something to get me going. That’s when I was heavily working out, which is not happening right now!”
She’s learned to get more rest & stop with the donuts: “I’m not looking to keep up that pre-pregnancy energy level this time. I think you need to go with being tired, with what your body tells you, and rest when you need to. I’m at that stage of pregnancy where everything is making me sick, even just the smell of things. But once I get past that, I’m really going to try to enjoy this pregnancy more and relax with it. And skip the donuts! With my first pregnancy I had a donut every morning. That’s not a good idea. I feel like I’m eating much healthier this time.”
The hardest part of pregnancy: “I hate the way I look in flats but heels can be hard during pregnancy. I’m already thinking, ‘What am I going to do?’ That’s the hardest thing in pregnancy when it comes to style.’ ”
She has a nutritionist: “This time around I have a nutritionist to keep me healthy while I’m pregnant. The last pregnancy, I ate a donut every single day, I’m not doing that this time. But I’ve also been taking it easy and enjoying myself.”
What North thinks: “She knows that Mommy has a baby in her belly, but she thinks everyone has a baby in their belly. I think she thinks it’s my belly button.”
Whether Kanye will help her this time around: “I hope he will! He didn’t help me last time. He did after, he was like ‘Okay, I can’t take this I’m going to help you.’ But we also like to keep everything really separate because it’s just sometimes easier that way.”
I’m a little bit surprised that she’s so openly calling out Kanye for being a total absentee partner when she was pregnant the first time around. Because he was and it was crazy. He knocked her up and he spent the bulk of her pregnancy in Paris with Riccardo Tisci. He even made Kim fly to him constantly! So yes, I’m hoping Kanye is more attentive this time around. As for the donuts… what she said reminds me of Jessica Simpson’s back-to-back pregnancies. Jessica ate whatever she wanted during the first pregnancy and she was shocked to discover that the weight didn’t come off right away, so she was a lot healthier the second time around.
Also – E! News confirms that Kim is due in December, possibly “around the holidays.”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
That looks comfy
lol
lmao !!!!
I wonder if they used a hairdryer on the dress after they zipped it up to get it even tighter?
haha! It does look shrink wrapped like the plastic film we put on our windows in the fall and tighten up with the blowdryer.
“Is her ass probably really sweaty and swampy? Definitely.”
Thanks for the LOLs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh dear.
She looks so awesome here! Such a natural beauty, so comfortable in her own skin. I just love her, and you guys must too since there’s no less than 17 Kardashain posts on any given day here now.
I really might need to take a month off (no one clap :P) if this trend of so so many jenner/kard posts continues.
+ 1. Adore her, and I feel so sorry for her. She’s so sick that all she could do was squeeze into that broken condom dress.
This interview is a good one to read when I’m having my usual bout with insomnia (and I’m out of weed, obvs).
Also, why did she have to tell us twice that she had a donut every morning during her last pregnancy?
Just for that Imma eat all the damn donuts.
Okay, But….How can you tell where the skin ends and the dress begins?
Im Becoming a conscientious objector of The Kardashian Republic these people are the worst and I can’t come to these things anymore,find me at Caitlyn Posts that i Might open more frequently but I’m Fatigued of this assh*le and her Smuggled hams ass, Her Brood Mare Sister, The One that Scraps Makes bad decisions and has the biggest Lile Butt ever, the One that Has a Job They all Got her or the one Traipsing around with her Pedophile boyfriend
Once is enough, it’s one time too many
Changes are rough, ooo, once is enough
Changes are rough, ooo, once is enough
I hope you were being facetious! Natural beauty — ha ha ha ha ha. *falls over in chair*
mimif has been inhaling cape fumes all day, cut her some slack.
I will be done with grad school in December so I will enjoy my daily dose of what Kim is wearing while pregnant before I start studying for the day! I hope she keeps me entertained!
Congratulations!
Chile no!
How does she walk in that plastic dress? Looks so uncomfortable.
Oh man you guys. She looks so bad.
I hope the construction crew who had to zip her into that dress were very well compensated and were also provided with follow-up counseling and physical therapy.
Oh, did anyone catch those clues? She’s not eating donuts this time, she’s got a nutritionist this time, she’s watching her weight better this time, she’s eating healthier this time, going to BE healthier this time.
Surrogate.
But she’s planning on looking GREAT–almost UNBELIEVABLY great–during this “pregnancy.”
Ahem.
She’s setting it all up now, y’all. Watch.
P.S. But if she really does look as bad as she did last time, I’ll eat my shoes.
I don’t know. My body went full kim kardashian with my first, then I really watched it with all of my others. I’m actually losing weight this time because I got pregnant less than a year after my last one so I still had weight to lose. I’m glad I had the extra fat… I’ve been super sick this time.
I am skeptical though. Not so much that I’ll put money on it though.
Same thing happened to my sister. She gained a ton of weight the first time round, then had to work really hard not to do that again for her 2nd. I believe Kims actually pregnant and will do much better at maintaining a weight she is more comfortable with this time.
Yup and when it’s all over she will pose in a bikini 2 weeks after giving birth to show off her body and how quickly she lost the phantom weight. All while her prostetic is neatly tucked away for the next time.
Completely agree!
She even hinted that she won’t be wearing heels. To hide the fact that her feet aren’t swelling perhaps?
I said in yesterday’s post that this will be a healthier, low weight gain pregnancy. She will be preachy this time around.
Bingo! Thought the same exact thing.
The only thing I can say is that I think she actually IS pregnant. What is convincing is this dress and her protruding bosom, which shows the enhanced blue veins in her boobs – something I had with both of my pregnancies. Also, as with her pregnancy with North, her behind has exploded and (much like the Grinch’s heart) has grown 3 sizes. A single doughnut every morning during pregnancy is not a bad thing if that is all you eat but a dozen doughnuts every morning is something else altogether.
Ham hocks, anyone?!
I was trying to figure out what it reminded me of! That or an ENORMOUS pink peach.
To me, it looks like her ass stuffed itself with enough BubbleLicious to fart out a Guinness-World-Record-sized chewing-gum bubble.
OMG, I can picture it now. Clear the room, it’s gonna blowwwww!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That made me scream laughing mia girl!!
Did they put the sylicone oil for the latex on her hair too ???
It does look greasy & dirty.
horrible
I’m sorry but how does she sit down with those things in her butt? How are they not uncomfortable every single second? When I went through chemo, I had a small catheter inserted in my chest and I was constantly aware of it and that was out of the way, not something that would be impacted whenever I walked, sat down, or attended to personal needs. Why do that to yourself?
I hope we don’t share a due date. If I’m giving birth and I have to hear the nurses talking about kim Kardashians baby I’m gonna scream. I’m due December 1st, so we’ll see, my kids are always early, but her first was early too.
But seriously, I am looking forward to whatever she’s going to wear. Especially her ham hawks stuffed into heels. No thanks, how she didn’t fall constantly is beyond me.
not flattering at all. why does she wear her hair like that? i guess she thinks her face looks great, since she’s always pulling her hair off her face. just shows off how much work she’s had done.
Her heir looks SUPER grey in that2nd to last pic. Maybe it’s makeup gotten on her hair or lighting, but it’s really weird given that she’s so shellacked. PS why is no one pointing out that this outfit is a repeat? Remember,Rita Ora wore it too?
Holy Moses—go up a size…or two! That underarm fat bulging out should be a clue.
I keep imagining how that dress sounds when she moves. And her ass! If I had an ass like that I would keep turning around thinking something was following me. It must be weird to be able to see your own ass in your peripheral vision.
Oh my God, your comment knocks it right out of the park, that is too funny!
Hilarious comment. She must sweat like a pig in that sausage casing.
The hardest part of pregnancy: “I hate the way I look in flats”
Wow, someone asks her about pregnancy, and the first and only thing her mind immediately jumps to is her looks. Reminds me of a friend I once had – we were playing truth or dare and, since she’d always come across as exceptionally shallow, I decided to ask her something really personal, so see if there was something underneath that facade. So I asked “What’s your greatest fear?” She replied, with complete sincerity, “That my boobs aren’t big enough.”
Omg that’s sad and hilarious all at the same time.
What?!
Latex, just the thing an expectant mother should wear. Already squeezing herself into too tight clothing. Swamp ass indeed. And this is going on until December? Get ready for the parade of hideous outfits yet to come.
Don’t believe shes even pregnant , she’s round but not where she should be , these people are sooo phoney and gross! She is full of plastic and lies. Remember last time what she looked like 3 months in? I say they are using a surrogate , I don’t believe the IVF for her either.
This +100000000. I will never understand how this woman has a fan base. She has zero credibility or talent. She tells one whopper after another, gets caught, shruggs shoulders and tells another lie.
Avoid one donut a day? Huh-oh, I’m screwed.
She looks like a condom.
Eat your donuts Kim. And don’t forget your pvc heels.
She looks like a cartoon blow-up doll. Fat and plastic and greasy/shiny. Please make her go away. So awful. Doesn’t anyone tell her the truth?
For someone that is desperately selling herself as a sex symbol she looks nothing like sexy ! Frampy underarms, back fat, a giant disgusting ass, Donut’s…. Plus that slick hair. She really looks bad.
There is a used-condom-tone snap-on baby bump carefully concealed.
If Kim doesn’t have canckles at 3 months, she’s not pregnant. Healthy diet my (normal sized) butt.
Um, how is this _not_ hideous?
Honestly, I figure she’s lying about being pregnant and some surrogate is hiding out while this latest spawn gestates…but that being said, girlfriend looks chubbed up, and I can see a round tummy outline in that nasty dress.
But considering everything that comes out of this trick’s mouth is a lie, I’m probably just drinking the Kardashian Koolaid. Or, perhaps it’s just that these pics aren’t photoshopped…
If her a$$ were a counry, it would be Russia!
She looks like a used condom.
And she looks pregnant in her underarms.
I don’t think there is an embryo growing anywhere in that toxic dump of a body, though. Pretty sure her body fat is actual body fat, and that a surrogate is handling the pregnancy. It’s always smoke and mirrors with these dreadful posers.
How the hell does that dress even go on?! I don’t see a zipper. What if she has to go bafroom? Looks like she might need assistance.
Bubbalicious butt.
You go girl! Stay beautiful and sexy but cut down on the donuts and latex dresses.
Didn’t she wear a high-neck version of this dress last fall? Some pop inger wore this version, if memory serves.
I only remember because it was horribly tight then, too.
The more I think about this, the crazier it is. We’re supposed to believe she was going through IVF when she was jetting around to Paris and bleaching the hell out of her hair???