Tab, The Calgary Sun, caglecartoons.com

Ah yes, the media circus that is Paris Hilton. Will it ever end? My guess is yes. Will that end be today? That’s a big no. So, for your reading pleasure, here is your daily Paris update.

The free bird left jail last night and went straight to her Grandparent’s home in Bel Air. And by home, you know, I mean really freaking huge estate. As many of you saw the pictures of her catwalk exit from jail, not all of you might know just what a big change that orange jumpsuit to the jeans and little jacket were: $448 Olive Green jacket by Petro Zillia, with $300 Marcello Toshi shoes. I’m guessing the orange jumpsuit cost a little less.

So Paris arrived to her grandparent’s house, surrounded by flowers, welcome home signs and balloons and cake. She spent the day in sweats being pampered and getting new hair extensions. Probably getting ready for her big interview with Larry King tonight.

On a charming note, Taco Bell sent a bunch of food over to the heiress. But instead of getting through the front gate, the food was distributed to all the media and paps outside. I don’t know why I find that charming, but I do. And today’s my birthday so I’m allowed to think what I want 🙂

Thanks to SplashNews for these pictures of the media camped out for Paris, and CagleCartoons for the header comic.