Louis Tomlinson, 23, impregnated his casual friend-with-benefits Briana Jungwirth, also 23, sometime in May. The above photo is allegedly of Briana and Louis around the time of The Insemination. Briana is the blondish girl looking into the camera. In the initial reports and confirmations, “sources” tried to put a gloss on this unexpected baby, like Louis and Briana have been friends forever and of course the whole thing is extremely welcome and everything is cool. But in the days since the announcement, the British papers have been digging through the dirt of Louis and Briana’s lives and some interesting information has come to light. Some highlights:
Louis wasn’t exclusive. Like, at all. The Daily Mail says Louis was probably sleeping with four different women around the same time he knocked up Briana. These girls were spread out (ha) over several continents, and they involved hookups in Thailand, London, LA and NYC. And I don’t even think the DM is taking into account random groupies that he wasn’t even photographed with, you know?
Louis broke the news to his ex. His ex, Eleanor Calder, stuck by Louis for years even as One Direction grew into a global phenomenon. They only broke up in March (after he cheated on her), and by May he was knee-deep in random, to the point where he knocked up Briana after only going on a few “dates.” Anyway, Louis apparently gave Eleanor a heads up just before the big announcement this week. Eleanor is said to be “fine” with the news.
Briana’s parents are already doing paid interviews. I can’t imagine her folks gave away this interview to the Daily Mail for free. And why should they? Briana was living at home up until recently. Her dad, Joe Jungwirth, told the Mail that Briana is “stressed” and “a little overwhelmed” with the attention she’s been receiving. Briana has now moved out of her folks’ house and is widely believed to be staying at a hotel on Louis’s dime. It’s also believed that Louis will be buying Briana a home in LA.
Simon Cowell is happy. Happy for Louis, happy for the attention, just happy. Simon’s apparently giving “parenting advice” to his young protégé.
The music still lives. Louis performed with 1D on Wednesday night in Seattle. He “broke his Twitter silence” too by tweeting out a simple “Amazing show! Thank you for the support!!”
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Well this is surely going to quiet the gay rumors.
Or not. One of my daughter’s friends was so upset because she’d bet another friend that he was gay. I said, well, he can have a kid and still be gay, Men used to do it all the time. However, the volume of woman he seems to have been with makes me think he has to be at least bi if not straight.
I’m watching True Detective and one of the characters on the show is a deeply closeted gay man. In the latest episode his beard/girlfriend (who he need Viagra to have sex with) announced she was pregnant. That’s what I thought of when I read your comment, not sure if Louis really IS gay but it sure is a good cover for him if he is.
I watched that ep last night. FINALLY some gunfire and explosions.
I swear, Taylor Kitsch’s pretty face is the only thing getting me through this season’s tedious dialogue and painfully slow plotline.
If it was pr they’d have arranged for a gf to get pregnant. Not a random groupie he had his bodyguard pick up in a club.
Somebody here told me the gay rumours were crafted by a PR team to make them seem more accessible to teenage girls.
She explained it in great detail and it made a lot of sense.
These kids had to deal with a lot to be profitable, girls loved to call them gay and make fan art of them being in relationships with one another. After Zayn left (who was supposedly gay as well) I really think the gay rumours were just part of an abusive marketing strategy.
Don’t know if the gay rumours were created by their people, but they sure as hell tried to push them and flame the fires.
Oh heavens no. On tumblr, girls are having a meltdown. There are rumors this is a pillow baby, and the girl is faking it for attention and because she’s jealous of the ‘relationship’ between Louis and Harry.
The other popular theory is that Louis and Harry hired her as a surrogate. People actually believe this. It’s worse than the Sophie Hunter pillow baby theory.
Ahh, crazy stans. Where would we be without them?
You read my mind!
Not a pillow baby nor an unplanned pregnancy on her part. This girl worked it so she could have child support and take care of herself for the next 20 years. He was a fool to go without the condom. It will be an expensive mistake and if he doesn’t want a repeat with progeny all over the place, he better do a better job of protecting himself in the future.
STDS and unplanned pregnancies.
that’s all I could think when I read this.
clearly he wasn’t using a condom with this young woman, which means it’s possible (likely) he doesn’t with any of them.
EW.
I knowww! Does nobody use protection anymore??
But but but, I thought people on this site like to pat themselves on the back for their promiscuity, proclaiming it as a “healthy” expression of sexuality. It’s good, it’s natural, it shouldn’t be criticized, for fear of “slut-shaming”, right?
So, you’re sneering at all of us and implying we’re all hypocritical sluts for, in this case, thinking condom use is a good idea?
Well, BLESS your heart.
Wait a minute…
Here’s the thing. If you’re a legal adult not in a monogamous relationship, and you want to have sex with another legal adult who is not in a monogamous relationship, more power to you. BUT, you should be smart enough to know that you should wrap it up if you’re sleeping with someone who is not monogamous. Because you can pick up stuff that takes a while to show up on tests. There’s a difference between sex-positive and stupid, and having sex with lots of partners without protection is stupid.
Did that help, or are you still confused?
@Sooloo: Warning people to use protection to prevent pregnancy/disease is not the same as shaming people for consensual adult sexuality. If you can’t grasp the difference between those two concepts, I doubt you even know what the word ‘promiscuous’ really means. Maybe slut-shaming and promiscuous are both terms we shouldn’t go around using to criticize people until we know what they are and how to use them.
Promiscuity is fine. Irresponsibility is not. It’s really not that hard to understand.
There is absolutely nothing unhealthy about having sex if you use protection and yeah you absolutely are slut shaming by insinuating there is. Take your BC morality and stick it.
THIS. Ughhh…he probably wasn’t using protection either so those diseases must be running rampant.
Are they done yet?
Noooo..never. You were right Invader, this is gone get goooood.
Off topic, love your username InvaderTak
Thanks!
Condoms, children. Condoms.
Condoms or children, children!
I approve of this!
I know, right??? WHY? It boggles my mind. Is this a thing with younger people? Barebacking? WHY? I’m a little horrified.
One morning, my 11th grade history teacher burst into our classroom (apparently after hearing the news that another high school student was pregnant), and immediately announced,
“Children, if you’re going to have sexual intercourse…wear a condom AND FOR GOD’S SAKE PULL OUT.”
That little nugget of wisdom has obviously stuck with me to this day.
I remember when I was a sexually active 20-something making sure that everything was in place: him with condom, me with my protection. because becoming pregnant with a guy that I was casually seeing was the most repugnant concept ever – never mind catching an STD! I just don’t get how young people today are totally missing this – especially with there being so much casual sex happening today what with Tinder, Grindr etc.
I know exactly what you mean! Not taking my birth control pill at exactly the same time every day used to stress me out. I threw up my pill once after too much drinking one night with my then-future husband, and I immediately ran out and got Plan B the next morning. Don’t even get me started on the fact that they are engaging in such risky behavior with practical strangers! But then again, I’m a weirdo who’s always been skeeved out by the thought of casual sex/one night stands to begin with, I can’t imagine having a baby with one to boot! That is pretty repugnant to me too! It’s probably because I was raised kinda strict and only had one serious BF before my husband, Im not crazy I swear! haha
Condoms also break? Like, if he didn’t knock up all 15 of these girls he was sleeping with, he probably was using protection.
If a condom breaks there is the morning after pill.
I can’t believe I am reading a thread re this bloke’s sex Life and am leaving feeling suitably ashamed…
@Anne but clearly condoms cannot necessarily protect against HPV or herpes…y’know, where the condom doesn’t even need to break in the first place because only skin/skin contact is necessary?
So sick of these stupid assertions that condoms/morning-after pill are the be-all, end-all. NO. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SAFE SEX, just *safer* sex. Every single time is a risk. To be so lackadaisical about one’s own health and status is mind-blowingly idiotic, and it has never made sense to me how various people can seemingly praise casual sex as a harmless pastime!
Just as long as you aren’t including me in that group Sooloo…. I am pointing out that a condom breaking does not inevitably lead to pregnancy as the morning after pill is available. Of course safe sex is essential, and using condoms is sensible even when the woman is already on the pill, precisely for the protection against consequences other than pregnancy.
Sooloo there also no such thing as safe driving, just safer driving but I bet you don’t go around in your morality cop uniform sneering at people who suggest wearing seatbelts.
OK, I don’t know most of 1D from Adam’s housecat. I’m probably going to be raked across the coals for this, but is anyone getting a young Norman Reedus vibe off of some of these pictures, maybe when he looks kind of dirty and his eyes are half open? He could play a young Daryl Dixon.
Disclaimers, disclaimers, of course I like Norman MUCH better.
I was thinking about that as I edited these photos – he looks like a younger, skeevier Norman Reedus, TOTALLY!
Yes!!!
YES! I was thinking the same thing only I couldn’t remember the name of the actor. I was like…dang, he looks like dude from Walking Dead. He’s the mini-me version, lol.
Yeah, the one with the cigarette, my first thought was, damn he looks like norman reedus. Actually came into the comments just to see if anyone else thought it since I don’t know or listen to this band and have nothing else to offer.
Have you seen pics of Norman when he was young? He does look a lot like that! Just less skinny.
Lol at Adams cat. And yes, def see the Norman reddus resemblance. Creepy actually.
Its the beady eyes of a capricorn.
Holy crap. I’m watching Charmed on Netflix right now, and just last night I watched the 2 episodes that Norman Reedus was in. That’s crazy, and now I shall never unsee it.
Louis has a decent face, but that hair is just tragic.
Wow! I’m shocked in this day and times that this still happens. He doesn’t have the common sense to carry a fannypack full of condoms with him?
Pootytang gets you in trouble every time?
she will be lucky if a baby is all he gave her. she needs a check up.
Or vice versa. I’m guessing she wasn’t a nun either if she was randomly sleeping with band members.
My thoughts exactly. “At least it was a baby and not HIV”.
I know it! But I feel like there used to be a bigger awareness effort for HIV aimed at young people when I was growing up and I’m not even that much older (early 30’s). Is it just me? But I barely see any HIV PSA’s anymore, I do see basic, all-encompassing STD ones, but not really any highlighting the biggest, baddest STD of them all. So I think this generation is not as scared of it like we were.
DTX, it is not just you. The younger generations are not scared of getting. I have heard from kids in college that you can live longer with HIV due to the cocktails. They are not worried at all. It is so shocking!
Louis, he’s such a HUSSY!
(I don’t know or care about his sexuality, but having him get a “womanizer” image does help quiet any gay rumors.)
He seems to be an asshole. He dumped his high school girlfriend who applied him for X factor as soon as he got famous, he always gets in fights on tumblr and seems to be really immature, and he’s the oldest in the group.
I know that because my little sister was a fan. She’s 17 now so too old for them.
Having said, is anyone surprised he slept with so many girls? 99 % of guys would in his situation.
Not surprised at all that he slept with so many girls. But I am surprised that he isn’t smart enough to protect his biggest assets: his health and his earnings.
That said, I hope he was at least smart enough to have his parents set him up a trust fund (more protection than setting up your own) and that he will set his child up with a good trust as well to keep any potential baby’s moms from squandering what he gives to his child instead of just paying child support and hoping for the best.
Only four?
They’re like cockroaches. See four, know there are 40 you missed. He looks like he smells bad and tastes worse.
He’s attractive. That is all.
Seriously? He looks gross.
I think he’s cute.
OMG young Norman Reedus for sure. Other than that I got nothing. I own clothes older than the 1D-ers so I’m not in their demographic. Thankfully. All I know is they sure messed up rush hour traffic here a few days ago.
Ah, Seattle traffic. I drive north of the city and got fouled up by the fire on Tuesday, so I feel you. We went to a concert at the T-Dome a few months back and it took us so long to get there, I will never ever buy tickets to another show at that venue. Not worth it.
Never an excuse not to put a condom on. Never.
What a total loser he is. Has no one any common sense or decorum about sex and relationships anymore?
I really doubt Eleanor has given him the time of day since they split up. I think they were totally together when the photos of Louis cheating with the girl in the pool came out and she just agreed to go with the ‘They broke up 2 weeks ago’ thing to keep the peace. She’s always been a classy girl especially considering the bearding accusations and general lunacy of the larry shippers. Louis has been a total d#ck to her, flaunting all these girls around clubs and paparazzi 2 minutes after they split. No discretion or tact at all. Maybe losing a chunk of his fortune is his karma. It will surely be a couple of million for a house for Briana and baby, then cild support which won’t be cheap considering his wealth, then all the travel he will have to do to maintain a relationship – unless he decides to settle in LA, which is not something i thought he would be into as he’s an english boy through and through/
Yeah, he did Eleanor dirty. I don’t blame her for cutting ties and never looking back. Given all of the time he was spending with Zayn, who’s never stayed faithful to a partner yet, and all of the drugs and alcohol being consumed between them, it was likely just a matter of time before he cheated.
I wonder if he’ll settle in LA. The articles have talked about him buying a house in LA but I don’t see him settling and staying there. Wouldn’t shock me if he offers to move her to London and set her and the baby up in a sweet mansion in an affluent London suburb.
His life is in England. He’s super super close to his mother and 6 younger siblings. He and Liam Payne have a songwriting/music production business together (separate from the rest of the band) and Liam ain’t ever leaving England. He’s also a judge for some British make a girlband contest/show. He’s got his gig with Doncaster Rovers. And he’s got his imprint record label deal with Syco/Simon, which is based out of London. His industry opportunities are in England, not sure he’s been successful in establishing music industry connections in the States yet.
Didn’t he dump his high school gf for Eleanor?
I believe so. Though the high school gf swears there was no cheating going on and she/Louis are still friends. It’s nice that she’s choosing to believe the best in him.
Of course he was sleeping with other people! Did anyone really buy the whole “they are super good friends” bs, especially since they only just met in like May? Her and her family are loving this. They could have easily kept quiet about this, and no one would have known that she was pregnant with Louis’ baby, except the people that needed to know. Don’t understand what that family hoped to get besides money by letting this leak.
What does she do? I find that incredibly sad that she was still living at her parents house.
She’s 23! Why on Earth would that be sad?
I think it’s sad that she is still living at home with her parents, meaning that she hasn’t even started her own independent adult life and now she’s already becoming a mother.
Missed a lot of steps there, but I’m sure having a rich baby daddy helps.
Eh, not that sad. I still lived at home until I was 26……..graduate school is really expensive, that’s all I can say, and taking out student debt for rent seemed ridiculous.
Seriously why is everyone trying to hang Louis? He has said nothing so far-this is ALL coming from the Briana’s family and “sources”! It sounds like a typical set up to get some money to me and I’m waiting for some facts.
If it proves to be his child then so be it. From all I have seen about him, he adores children and I think he will make a doting father- and I dare say many of our ancestors were “accidents” as well so where’s the shock?
He’s gay as the day is long. Eleanor was a beard for four years of course she’s fine with this new PR move bc she’s finally getting to live her own life. I’m pretty certain that boy wouldn’t know his way around a vagina if his life depended on it he seems repulsed by them. So I’m pretty sure he never slept with this girl or any other ones and this is a giant PR fail move. He’s a great wingman for all his straight buddies though this girl might have gotten pregnant from one of them like the one who’s lap she’s sitting on in the pic?
How do you know he’s gay? This is a genuine question.
I like some of their music, but I follow them from afar. I have no idea where those rumors come from.
i mean he described himself as flamboyant, what straight man has ever used that word for themselves? he was extremely camp in the past before media training kicked in, makes sexual jokes towards men, and has extremely awkward body language with most females including his “gf” of four years who he wouldn’t even touch….the rumors have some substantial evidence they dont come from nowhere.
The rumors stem from Louis having a somewhat flamboyant personality, him having “gay wrist” (whatever the fk that is) and him being “sassy.” And he used to have an affectionate friendship with one of the boys in the band and they used to play up the bromance angle because fans liked it and responded to it and the band was just starting out and they didn’t understand how batshit fans can get with conspiracy theories and things like this.
What was a cute friendship became super uncomfortable for all when fans went batshit and crossed the line. Insistent that they were really together, even after they denied it repeatedly and explained that the fans’ actions crossed over into their real life relationships (with family, friends, and girlfriends) and the intrusion makes them uncomfortable now. These fans have basically set about making the lives of Louis, harry, louis and harry’s families, and every person they’ve ever talked to a living hell. Harassment, abuse, death threats, hacking, stalking, whatever can be thought of to prove they’re right about Louis/Harry’s sexualities and being together. Now they’re wishing miscarriages and whatever else on Briana and Louis.
Louis and/or Harry may be gay, pan or bisexual. I don’t know. But no one else knows either. Louis’ publicly identified as straight. Harry hasn’t publicly declared his sexuality but he’s only ever dated women publicly and has expressed a sexual/romantic interest in women publicly. But if one or both is gay, straight, pan or bisexual or any other sexuality, it’s not the business of the fans to declare it for them and insist they know better than the boys and set out to force them out of the closet.
If they are gay/pan/bi it’s their right to deal with their sexuality as they see fit, it’s not the right or responsibility of the fans to declare it for them, force a sexuality on them, and then search for ways, including criminal behavior, to prove they’re right. (which is basically what they’ve done for the past 4 years and then amped their nasty behavior up 1000% more over the past 48 hours) /stepping off soapbox.
Thanks for the replies.
I knew about shipping like Larry and Ziam, but I thought it was all fun and games. I had no idea it was this serious.
I understand how frustrating it can be on them if they really are straight after all. Maybe his risky behaviours stem from this, besides the whole fame thing.
@ pleaseicu- You said it all. +1,000,000
He isn’t gay
I’d bet this delicious delicious pizza I’m about to eat that Hannah O writes a lot of “Larry” fan fiction. On Tumblr. And possibly has a Tumblr username that references Larry in some way.
hahahahahaha. wrong on both counts there pal but good try.
LOLNO
Now run back to Tumblr or I’ll tell your mum you managed to disable the childlock on the computer,
If Derek Hough and Norman Reedus made a baby it would look just like that boy. Obvs, he isn’t using protection, which freaks me out so bad. I’m going to stop calling him a One Directioner and start calling him The Four Way. USE CONDOMS DAMMIT. And get off my lawn.
I don’t know who either of those men are, but I always thought he looked like the guy on Will and Grace who wasn’t Will.
Unless Louis wants to end up like Jude Law he’ll wrap it up. He also needs a new hairdo.
A lot more people know Louis Tomlinson’s name than a few days ago. Mission accomplished.
yeah, because there’s no other way of getting attention that having to admit you knocked up some random because you were too stupid to wear a condom?? You can bet his band mates, Ed SHeeran, Calvin Harris and all that crowd are talking about how STUPID he is and are probably sending him youtube videos of Gold digger. I’ve read the craziest of ‘theories’ the last couple of days. Anything but the simple fact of him not using protection
they’ve been throwing everything they could at him to get his name bigger and nothing has stuck. multiple drug scandals, the girls, starting a business, a label imprint, charity. nothing they’ve done has gotten his name big for whatever reason. so this is what they’re resorting to i guess.
I must be getting old. I’d never even heard of this guy. But he sounds like an absolute douche.
Something is definitely off about this whole story.
a condom?
Spittake! Ruined my coffee AND nearly the phone!
History keeps repeating itself doesn’t it. Handsome rockstars, willing groupies to sleep with them. Nobody wearing condoms.
So… it is possible to get pregnant when using a condom. They fall off, they break, they leak. I sure hope he was using something, even if it doesn’t seem likely. Have as much sex as you want, with however many people you want, I don’t care (this, of course, applies equally to men and women), have sex with men and women and banana skins. But if you’re not wrapping it when you do, that is just flat out irresponsible. Not to mention gross.
I’m not sue what’s going on, but I am fairly sure the next thing will be a “miscarriage”
Its like with athletes, will musicians ever learn. I just saw Rod Stewart say to James Corden how many women he and the bands slept with after shows. Its been happening for decades, they’ll never get it or stop. Not new.
I’m surprised it’s taken this long for a 1D fan to bag a $$ payday in this manner.
They’re all consenting adults, so the sex isn’t really the problem to me. Not attractive to my personal standards, but hey, whatever floats your boat. It’s the lack of foresight and possible irresponsibility is kind of mind-blowing. Why throw all of that away for the responsibility of a kid that young, y’know? Young people need to accept the reality that there are always potential consequences to sex, safe or particularly otherwise.
Who the Fuchs is this guy? Thought it was my hot buddy from walking dead…..
Louis is definitely gay. There are a ton of videos online from the years of Larry Stylinson if you choose to be fooled. 1D’s publicity/Hollywood machine have put the kabosh on honesty for years and years even though the boys were ready to tell the world. So some band members, like so many boy banders before them, lied and acted and pretended to be straight whilst drugging away. It’s sad and it’s a shame and it;s too late baby, it’s too late.