This is an amazing photo of Lenny Kravitz and Liam Gallagher at Paris Fashion week. They were both at the Saint Laurent show, and they seem like unlikely friends. Then again, so do most front-row fashion pairings, which begs the question of how much fun organizers have in arranging these seats.
Another amazing photo happened yesterday, but it is incredibly NSFW. Lenny was performing in Stockholm, Sweden when he experienced a wardrobe malfunction for the ages. He was wearing leather pants, but not just any leather pants. They were skinny pants, and he shredded so hard that he ripped those leather pants open at the crotch. He wasn’t wearing underwear at all, and his entire manhood was exposed to the world.
There’s photo evidence of this marvelous event. Do you want to see? Consider yourself warned, but the picture is right here. Look at his face. I think that’s his glorious “rock out” expression, and Lenny hasn’t quite realized that his wang is hanging out for the internet to preserve for posterity.
As a followup to this momentous occasion, Lenny took a good-natured jab at himself by tweeting Steven Tyler’s NSFW text about his piercing. The dude doesn’t seem embarrassed at all, even after the internet keeps making “Fly Away” jokes.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN
He’s so sexy, still hot and those photos of him with his bits out – god he’s so gorgeous!!!!!!!!! Love him.
Totally gorgeous.
And very cool to not care. This is the best way to deal with embarrassing moments.
And making me feel more than a little hot looking at them. Yum!
All hail! He is the sex for sure. Although if I were Zoe Kravitz I would be real embarrassed that my dad’s junk flew out of his SKINNY LEATHER PANTS while he was rocking out onstage.
Hump Day just got a lot more interesting …
Bwahaha. He certainly has NOTHING to be embarrassed about, that’s for sure!!!
He just exudes sexiness, he doesn’t even have to TRY to be sexy, he just IS. Absolutely love him.
He completely just IS! I gotta say… I was ear to ear grinning the moment I clicked on this thread… Thinking the pant rip exposed nothing of note. Or it would crush my daydream version of lenny. So glad it didn’t…. π
Is it just me, but I don’t see a piercing? I see what looks like a ring around the base..
It’s a pubic piercing, he’s had it for years and discussed it in interviews (there are also black and white pics from ages ago that show it off)
Found the pic. It’s NSFW, obviously. http://photos.nasza-klasa.pl/53288546/1/main/1ba0b93b0c.jpeg
Edit after reading other comments: a public piercing?! That’s either brilliant for his female partners or REALLY PAINFUL.
It’s not painful if he knows what he’s doing. π
I don’t see a piercing, but I do see a c ring.
#it’s a piercing. There are other not safe for work pictures of him modelling and you can clearly see it. it’s a ring that sort of goes through the skin at the base.
Had to ask somebody about it, because I know nothing about/have no experience with guys with dick rings and wanted to know if it functioned somewhat like a clit ring. Apparently a dick ring can serve two purposes: maintaining an erection longer, and also making a dick look bigger (so basically the guy equivalent of a push-up bra) even when it’s not in its full erect state, from the slight engorging it will cause.
This made my Tuesday yesterday.
That is all.
(you should have used his giant scarf/couch throw picture in the article. It never fails to raise a smile)
Yep!
It’s a gift that will keep giving for years to come thanks to the internet! π
Yesterday was my birthday. BEST. PRESENT. EVER. ππ
Thank you!!!! π
Having a sense of humour really diffuses the most awkward situations – good on him! π
Ha! What’s he got to be embarrassed about, really? How shameful, I’m a grower AND a shower. lol
I wasn’t going to click on the link but curiosity got the better of me – now feel dirty π He’s still hot and am sure his kids are very embarrassed to see that where they came from is now public. LOL
Good on him for laughing it off – its all you can do really.
Lol!! I doubt it. He only has one kid and Zoe is such a free spirit, she’s probably not embarrassed at all!
she’s probably just laughing it off too.
Um, I’m sure his daughter is not embarrased at all and laughing her ass off…
I am sorry but am I supposed to feel bad for Lenny???
He is hot and I am eternally grateful for the pants makers for making the pants ripβΊοΈ
Lol.
He is hot. I was having a debate with a group of ladies about who’s the sexiest rocker and he was the only guy we could unanimously agree on.
Beige booty shorts would never have failed like that.
Thank god. Can you imagine the collective groans if we were subjected to BCoops boyhood?
And btw ladies, it’s Leonard.
Leonard?
BCoop’s boyhood.
Too funny.
Oh, I am so HAPPY. A HAPPY thing has happened today!
Yes ma’am.
http://www.celebitchy.com/181546/gwyneth_paltrow_is_bffs_with_lenny_leonard_kravitz_too/
Mr. Kravitz if you’re nasty.
B Coop’s boyhood, lol. And there goes my appetite for breakfast…
For a second I thought Bradley’s boyhood was named Leonard!
I thought it was “Leo”.
Thank you, Lenny.
And thank you, leather pants. I could probably set myself on fire and still be in a good mood for the rest of the day after seeing that glorious sight.
This is my favorite post of all time! All hail Lenny!
“Johnny Halliday has a new toupee” gonna be my comment.
Ok. I admit it. I looked. Acheve moi!
If anyone has much in the way of French, the comments on that tweet are HILARIOUS.
Stay away from Liam unibrow… love Lenny though.
Is it bad that I just broke into a chorus of Hallelujah? I don’t think it’s bad…
No, Izzy. It’s not bad. I’m right there with ya.
In that case, let’s sing it on the mountain…
My god, what a beautiful man, it doesn’t get better than that.
That’s French rock legend Johnny Halliday on Lenny’s right, looks like they were going for a “rock-n-roll dudes” theme in the seating.
One of the twitter comments says “I wonder if he had the c0ck ring back when he was with Vanessa Paradis?…” followed by “Yeah, but branded Chanel, and he came back to his cage when she whistled”… LOL, Lenny is sex on wheels and he clearly DGAF, keep on keepin on dude.
I can’t stop laughing at those comments!
D!ck fell out like PiΓ±ata Candy!
one of My gfs said it was like NYE Party confetti
Or a special Guitar solo guest
“Say hello to my little friend”…Scarface.
Oh, it was beautiful! I wish I had been there! Lol
LMAO. Ladies are on fire with the comments today! π
A pinata, OMG! LOL!
I’ve seen more than a few comments making fun of his small, less than impressive penis. Um. It’s like 5 inches long while flaccid. Wtf???
Anyway, I’m glad he’s able to laugh it off. I’m a little intrigued by the difference in media coverage than if he had been female, though. It’s too early for me to form coherent thoughts about it.
right??? honestly – has lisa bonet has ever been with a man with a small penis…i highly doubt it.
I know, right? wtf? When I saw it, I thought wow, his partner is a LUCKY woman! Because he is certainly well-endowed, that’s for sure. I think people who have made those comments are either virgins who have never seen a real one, or don’t know the difference between a “show-er” and a “grow-er”. I suspect Lenny is a bit of both, so I’m thinking he is probably 7-8 inches when, er, you know. Which is well above average, since the average size is 6 inches, and he looks not far off it flaccid.
@LANA
I’ll tell you what one of my music profs told me: It’s not the size of the baton, it’s the *maestro*.
Length wise no slouch but width wise? I dunno, maybe I’ve just been lucky a lot over the years.
Who knew he had a penis!! Wow! The shock!
Well I guess his secret is out now…..
*eye roll*
There is a gif of the scene. It is one of the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Can’t stop laughing and crying. Here is a link
https://twitter.com/dorseyshaw/status/628626556622086144/photo/1
This might be NSFW but my coworkers and I are on a loop π π π
Might be NSFW? π
I just showed it to my bf and even he giggled like a schoolgirl.
I have cartoon noises running through my head, “BOING BOING BOING”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iew9op9aPLQ
Well…we’re French, we’re really cool about pictures of d!cks getting out of the box, even in the workplace π
Even thinking about it makes me giggle
BOING or that AWWWWWOOOOOGAA noise from old Tex Avery cartoons
or possibly a clown horn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3SxEOvAOEg&index=5&list=PL6WNF6lt1YAMnid_kuMIMnHxu0ofR7X71
Lindy79, I think that’s the official campaign sound of Donald Trump.
I’m dying!!! The expression on his face is so…AH! can’t take it! So funny!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! OMG !
That is the best gif, ever!
Thank you from the bottom of my….heart, Lenny.
So I LOVE Lenny but i’m scared … I don’t know if I want to see those pics. I’m afraid I might be disappointed? Or not? … Hmm…
In any case, people on twitter are saying that because Lenny is a guy he’s never going to get the same Backlash as Janet did after nipplegate so #doublestandards. Although, the problem with Janet was also probably because it was on Live TV. And it looked a bit planned… (seriously, who wears pasties under her top??)
What do you guys think?
CLICK ON THE LINK MIMZ!
It might not be safe for work, but who knows, lol?
Ok Fine. I will do it. I will report back to you guys. hahahaha
ETA: Eh. Can barely see anything but it’s funny lol. That ring doesn’t bother me, but other things do. Hmm. I don’t know what to say. I’ll leave it at that.
You didn’t like his little salchicha?! Thing was probably so happy to have some fresh air.
Hahahahha mimif well couldn’t see much of his salchicha so that’s disappointing. if I had seen a closer angle. I’m sure the web is full of pics from fans that were closer. Will look at that when i’m home, cant do it from work hahaha
I was disappointed that no matter how many times I tapped on it, it didn’t get bigger. The picture, I mean.
Tap that GNAT. π
LOL!
Hahahah GNAT me too!!
I am just happy it was blurry but from the looks of it it wasn’t that.. impressive… No Lenny!!! But I’m sure he’s amazing at other things .
*Le Sigh*
Lmao GoodNames
HAHA, but sad-ish
GANT.NOOOOO LOLOLOL!! Touch to zoom is a f*cking lie!!!!!!!!!!!
This is some random concert in Sweden, not the Super Bowl.
This happened, by accident, at a concert that was not intended to be broadcast. Janet’s happened after a line about getting naked during a live broadcast of the Supet Bowl, the most watched American sports event of the year
Lenny posed nude some years back. You can see his piercing clearly.
http://www.omgblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/KRAVITZ-NUDE.jpg
What a great post. π thanks! I love Lenny!
Niiiiiiiiice!
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really beautiful. He’s actually prettier than some of those female models. Wowza…
LMAO, well I’ve always been curious about it.. so thank you wardrobe malfunction. Lenny is still freaking hot.
I was there! Too far back to really see anything, but I still get to tell people I’ve seen Lenny Kravitz’s bits and pieces live and in person *can die happy now*
What did he do?! Walk backward off stage, cover his bits with an oversized chunky scarf?? WE MUST KNOW!
His milkshake brings all the girls in the yard. Lenny Kravitz is hella sexy. I knew is ‘big’ down there, but whether he is well endowed or not, I still think he is sexy and a ‘reallll’ man.
I’ve always thought that his music was painfully derivative. But major points for having a great sense of humor and a really decrepit picture in his attic.
He is still way more sexy than any boybanders ever could be.
Isn’t he nearing 50 now?
Like good wine getting better with are
He is 51.
Lenny has nothing to be ashamed of. He’s in good shape.He’s aged well. Liam Gallagher did not.
Lenny is sexxxy AF,,,with or without clothing.
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This is the stuff wet dreams are made of.
And it happened on my birthday!! Happy birthday to me!
I’ve loved Lenny forever and years and years ago he gave an interview and said that he doesn’t wear underwear and hasn’t in forever, and that his mom doesn’t like it…he just doesn’t believe in it. I agree-he should not wear underwear!
Then happy birthday to you my dear. I wish that would happen on my birthday.
I admit I googled ‘Lenny Kravitz naked’ to see the older pics others were talking about. God, he’s the sexiest man alive. So beautiful. I’m madly in love with him.
I LOVE Lenny. He’s my dream man and if he’s a grower, then he’s HUGEEE. There are so many things I would do to his jewels.
Obviously, someone liked it and put a ring on it.
Lord have mercy, that is a wickedly sexy picture. Thank you Lenny for making my day. Thank you Lisa Bonet for again proving your taste in men is A+.
I’ve loved him since 1989 (let love rule!!) and this just gives me another reason why.
He was really good in Precious as the nurse. I didn’t even recognise him at first!
Holy Kravitz!
Does anyone reemember the kurfuffle a few years ago with Brett Favre sending dick pics to that ESPN analyst — or something? After seeing the pics, I was learned, “Dude, unsolicited weiner pics are never, ever, okay. Ever.”
I stand corrected.
Lenny, do you need my digits?
Let’s be honest, those orange Mario Batali crocs he was wearing, didn’t help either-LOL!
BTW, not that it matters, the reporter’s name was Jenn Sterger and she “worked” for the NY Jets.
wow, I just learned new slang in French….la bite
it’s stuff like this that really makes me love the internet.