The moment I heard this story, laughter struck because it seems so plausible. I can totally believe that Robin Thicke, 38, would get remarried to his 20-year-girlfriend, April Geary. Robin’s ripe for an early midlife crisis after coming to semi-terms with his embarrassing behavior over the past few years. April’s young and impressionable. Robin’s probably not over getting dumped by Paula Patton after a 20-year-relationship. April looks like a younger version of Paula. Put all those variables together, and a too-quick marriage proposal could happen (even though April’s still too young to club hop with the lounge lizard).
Life & Style says Robin “put a ring on it” by popping the question to April. The story says April accepted, and Alan Thicke is trying to warn Robin against making a huge mistake:
Life & Style Weekly has exclusively learned that the “Blurred Lines” singer is engaged to his 20-year-old girlfriend, April Love Geary!
“Robin recently proposed to April and she said yes,” a source close to the couple tells Life & Style. Robin and April, who are 18 years apart in age, have only been dating since October, but, according to the source, “he doesn’t want to risk losing her.”
“Robin’s moving really quick with the relationship,” says the source. After all, his divorce from his wife of nine years, actress Paula Patton, was finalized less than four months ago.
“Both his parents have told him to take some time and not rush into marriage again so soon,” the source shares. But he’s not listening to those pleas. “They go almost everywhere together. He’s totally obsessed with her.”
[From Life & Style]
For what it’s worth, the New York Daily News spoke with Robin’s rep, who says the report is “100% not true.” That doesn’t mean that it isn’t true, of course. Or perhaps April leaked a rumor to test the waters. She seems a little thirsty after posting photos from Robin’s bed in the wake of his divorce last year.
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So his parents are telling him not to marry? Where are HER parents? The age difference is more serious when the bride-to-be can’t even buy a beer yet!
She’s too young to marry anybody, imo, especially this douche canoe.
One question: Is she pregnant?
She looks so much like Paula it’s creeping me out.
He on the other hand seems to be optimizing his douchery. This is going to be a glorious source of amusement as it implodes.
Seriously, it looks like he made a Paula-clone as a science project. This takes the stalker album he put out to a whole new level of what the fuuuuuuhhh? To April I say: RUN GIRL. To Robin I say: I think there’s a certain Nanny who would be more than into your brand of creepy-ass romance.
@Shambles That nanny has bigger douches to fry.
She looks like Alicia Vikander.
Doesn’t she?! It creeps me out, too. Seems like he’s desperately trying to relive (redo?) his past by starting over with a teenaged (okay, not really, but close enough) version of Paula. He’s so gross.
+ 1,000,000
agree with you…REALLY creepy.
Even creepier is that Paula’s boyfriend is a Robin clone. How confusing for their son.
http://extratv.com/2014/10/09/paula-patton-s-new-bf-everything-we-know-about-zak-waters/
The update to that story says she doesn’t even know him.
He certainly has a type…..
He actually seems like he needs to be married, and with someone, which is why he freaked when Paula let him go….but he drinks too much, does drugs and then cheats, so apparently he hasn’t managed to control those issues very well all these years. He may be on good behavior right now because the roof caved in on him, but will it last? Yes, it’s too soon for him to marry again. He needs to learn to live without having someone there all the time. He may just be dependent on having a relationship, which can be a crutch. Definitely, she looks a lot like Paula, so he’s going for her clone since he ruined their marriage. I definitely feel he’s too immature and needs to let some time pass before involving someone else.
She seems enjoying the attention.
She’s too hot for him
Ew. She was born the year he started dating his ex-wife. What a pathetic man.
In truth, he needs to accept he’s a one-hit wonder, and no matter how hot the current 20-something GF is, he will never regain that fame again.
You win the internet today.
I think most men of his age would prefer a girlfriend her age. He is in a position to get one. Cynical of me I know, but unfortunately I believe it’s accurate. Not all men, but most.
He looks like an rough older version of Simon Cowell in these photos, even though he’s younger than Simon Cowell.
He always looks dirty and stinky to me, like he needs some disinfectant and a hot shower.
Yes. He seems perpetually hung over to me, too.
I think he’s probably very superficial and perhaps much younger women don’t demand that much of him in the way of intellectualism. Once they are together for some time, things will begin to change and they may not be as compatible as they seem to be now. She will definitely change because 20-year olds always do.
Ewwwww…
SO funny to think this was actually him once before the steroids and alcohol abuse
https://vimeo.com/82515701
Rod Stewart was with Rachel Hunter from the age of 21 for her. Here is Robin’s future with someone even younger than Rachel was, but tied down at a very young age to an older husband with a big career, where it’s all about him.
“Rod Stewart’s ex-wife Rachel Hunter has told of the agony behind her decision to leave her rock star husband because she felt stifled by their eight-year marriage.
The New Zealand-born model said she’d become so cosseted by her lavish lifestyle that she didn’t have the confidence to do things on her own and felt like she had ‘lost her identity’.
‘By the time I was 29 I’d spent eight years with someone else’s group of friends. I had no idea what it was like to be a woman with mates of her own to socialise with,’ Hunter tells The Mirror.
‘I’d become so cosseted I was too scared to do anything for myself. Like lots of women who marry young and find themselves mothers by the time they’re 25, I felt I no longer had an identity. I was just nothing.’
The couple met in a Los Angeles nightclub in 1991. Within three weeks Stewart had proposed to Hunter and three months later they were married. Eighteen months after the ceremony their daughter Renee was born followed by son Liam two years later.
But Hunter began to feel increasingly stifled by her situation, where everything, even visits to friends, had to be planned by staff and organised in advance.”
He seems like exactly the kind of guy, who would make everything about himself – it’s hard on him that his relationship with Paula ended!? The nerve on this guy (I realize it’s not a quote from him, but he surely thinks like that). To paraphrase Blackadder – the guy who would go to bed with the kitchen sink if it put on a tutu, while his wife and partner of almost two decades was raising their child on her own and trusted him, is in no position to act all sad and betrayed. If he wants to make Paula jealous – it won’t work. She is probably thanking the heavens every single day that she’s no longer married to this douchebag. And this young girl should run for the hills.
HAHAHAH @ the blackadder quote – so true
Oh, she won’t. There are no cameras in the hills.
When I see Robin Thicke, the first thing I think is “What a pig”…Now that Miss Piggy is single again, maybe, he should look her up!!!!! Seriously, something about this guy creeps me out!!!!!
This woman has to be related to Paula, she looks just like her! That’s really creepy of Robin, ugh.
I’m not seeing it. I love Paula Patton and they don’t look a like. If true, this is disgusting. You don’t marry doing a midlife crisis. Maybe he’s talking cues from Johnny Depp.
Run, girl, run.
Robin Thicke and monogamy are like oil and water.
April and Paula share similar coloring and that’s about it.
But the thing is….he wants to be married to the same person….he just gets carried away with partying, drugs and booze, then an occasional fling…..I guess you could say he wants permanence with his wife, but also wants to play….not really marriage material….he has a lot of growing up to do, I think.
Poor young lady, she doesn’t know he’s fast fading into oblivion.
Is thirsty a new word used in this context? I have never seen it used this way and have seen it many times on celebitchy in the last week. Genuinely curious.
Are his arms physically incapable of ever touching his sides?
I’m just asking for science.
makes sense since the only demographic stupid enough to date him would be 20 year olds.
Gross is, as gross does.
That guy looks like walking Axe bodyspray. Sleaze.