Here are some photos of Miranda Kerr and her boyfriend of some-odd three months at LAX a few days ago. Miranda met Evan Spiegel, the billionaire founder of Snapchat, at some point in May. Maybe. That’s what I believe! I think Miranda was hired to be a pretty face and attend some weird events during the Cannes Film Festival and that’s where she met Spiegel. That was seemingly the first time that they had been in the same place, so it makes sense.
As I mentioned in the previous post about this couple, Spiegel is very much a douche-bro, judging from his emails (which Valleywag got their hands on last year). He’s only 25 years old and he moved from an affluent family to the frat-bro culture at Stanford, to a billion-dollar tech venture, which is enough to bring out the douche-bro in any man, I would guess. Miranda is 32 years old, a supermodel and a single mother. My guess is she tried to land billionaire James Packer last year and it either got too complicated or he pushed her away. So now she’s trying to mold Spiegel into Boyfriend Material.
The “PDA” photos are especially interesting to me. Together, they have the raw sexuality of uncooked hamburger. I have to give it to Miranda though, she’s really working it. She looks so pleased to see the paparazzi too, you can see her trying to give the photographers her best angles. Should we place bets on when she gets knocked up? I say the announcement will happen by January/February.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
I aint sayin she’s a gold digger…
It needs no saying.
…but she ain’t messin’ with no broke bro!
if he is really a frat boy type … they deserve each other
She loooooooves her billionaires!
She’s overexposed and isn’t anywhere near being Australia’s best high profile model. Jennifer Hawkins has her beaten everyday of the week. It’s appalling to me that Kerr is representing Australia around the world whilst our overseas friends are unaware of the likes of Jennifer Hawkins, Megan Gale or Ruby Rose. I’ll never understand why the mainstream media is so pre-occupied with promoting the talentless and tacky.
if Miranda were Carole Middleton’s daughter, she would be so proud! Mission, marry a billionaire. Any billionaire.
I like that miranda has no apparent daddy issues. straight up cash of any sort will do just fine.
::::snort!:::::
Titles aren’t required either unlike with the Middletons. But any 10-figure sum on your tax report …
Pregnancy announcement in 3, 2, 1….
lol! Totally!
She’s sucha gold digger!
Yep, she’s going to do a Liz Hurley.
Never gonna happen although I’m sure many have tried. There would have been a baby mamma by now. Golddiggers like work fast.
It’s such an amazing coincidence that all those ambitious celebrity women, especially models, just happen to fall in love with billionaires. And look at that hug – they look like a pair of 14-year olds trying their first slow number at a school dance. Such passion. If that’s not true love, what is?
They do! They just both look so prepubescent it’s weird.
They are so awkward that they wouldn’t even need a nun to tell them to “keep some room for the Holy Spirit.”
Am I the only person old enough to remember that from Catholic school dances?
Save room for Jesus!
Seriously. My 14 year old looks smoother with his first g-f than these two, and they haven’t even kissed yet.
She’s always been on my irrational dislike list and this post isn’t doing anything to change that. He gives me a bit of an Adam Levine vibe. Those high waisted jeans of hers are so awful, too. I’ll stop now. 🙂
THANK YOU! It was driving me nuts that he reminded me of someone and I couldn’t put my finger on it. Total Adam Levine brand of douche. T-shirt and everything.
Haw. They looks so awkward together. But you hustle Miranda. Hustle.
LOL it’s really awesome…I think “raw sexuality of uncooked hamburger” couldn’t describe it better.
Well, it is in front of the cameras and in a public place. Not all people are comfortable with PDAs under such circumstances.
get money b*tch. *khia voice*
You Quoted The undisputed queen of trashy Low rent rap, Marry me
these two look so chuffed one has to wonder in the paps didnt receive engraved invites to this little set up
LMAO. love it
No way is he going to be her meal ticket. He is only 25 and has 20 years of banging supermodels ahead of him.
As for her, she is a stunning woman, but the only thing I see now in her is “hooker”. High-priced hooker, true, but still.
Same here!
its not like she is hoping for a fairy tale. just getting pregnant is enough, he can bang whoever he wants beside her as long as that happens.
Yep, Yacht girl.
In her quest for landing herself a rich guy she won’t stop at nothing. Can’t stand her.
Ha! They look like instructional photos for PDA. “Ok, I put my hands around like this?” (Said in Edgar-suit from MIB voice).
I’m sure it’s just the timing of the photos, but they look like they have no clue how to PDA and require coaching.
this
IKR? He looks so stiff and she’s really overdoing it with, what looks like, faux PDA/laughing at his (probably) stupid jokes in front of the paps. Ugh! How can guys not see her game??????
SHUUUGGAAAHHHHHH IN WAHHHTAAAAH
He looks dumb enough to get her pregnant.
he also looks like he is terrible in bed.
Amen.
That dude doesn’t look 25. He looks like a 42 year old pretending to be 25…
100% agree.
I know people on this site can’t stand her, but I have such a girl crush on her. She has some of the best style ever. I’m constantly pinning her outfits on Pinterest. Do your thing, girl.
@ALLIE I love her street style too!! I’m 37yrs old & am all for the 20 something guys; if you still can get it, why not?!
P.S. Yea, he may be douche, but he’s a hot douche!
That last line sounds eerily like my 16 year old sister.
I know she’s a model with a career and all but she’s not sooo in demand so I have to ask – where is her son?
With Orlando?
Bet he made her sign a Pre-F^#$K agreement. I met a celeb once who told me about it.
FASCINATING! What terms go into such an agreement?
A what agreement? HAHAHAHA!
she is so embarrassing herself right now, everyone can see trough her game, she was never seen like that with orlando her ex husband and the father of her child, the saddest part is that she is already rich for herself why is she doing that ? she doesn’t even need his money
no. they always need more money. they aren’t competing with us peasants, they compare themselves to other rich people. they probably feel like a small pathetic fish comparing themselves to bill gates,warren buffet of the world.
Actually, me, Orlando is not an “ex”. They are still married.
What is wrong with people dating while they’re still married?? Call me old school, but that’s something super weird for me.
I don’t think they were ever actually legally married in the first place. It makes no sense.
It can take years to get a divorce through. In some places you have to be seperated for a fairly long time before you can even begin the process of actually divorcing. If the divorcing couple aren’t united on wanting it done as fast as possible, it can drag on for years.
It took me 3 1/2 years to get my divorce, 5 years if you count the period we were doing a trial separation and the period we were permanently seperated. I wasn’t going to be celibate for a half decade just because I couldn’t get some legal stuff worked out in a more timely manner.
I don’t believe they were ever legally married. https://kerrazylies.wordpress.com/2010/10/16/gunshot-wedding/
there is no “enough money” she is way richer than all of us here combined, a billionaire is still a different league. Like Louis Ck said “we need 50 words for rich” She is basically poor next to him, she can not just buy a yacht.
those sun-glasses are very unflattering to her moon-face.
hahaha that was actually my first thought, too
His body language reminds me of Dr. Sheldon Cooper. All that raw passion!
….and this was my second thought. Yup.
She’s working, alright. Probably sees her son once every 30 days.
I’ve nothing against goldiggers, the men who go for them are looking for an ornament so it’s a fair business transaction. She really needs to stop being so obvious about it though!!!!! And he won’t marry her, he’s 25 with his whole life ahead of him, he’s not going to tie himself to an older woman. She’s a temporary fun piece.
Who says she wants marriage – all she needs to do is have a whoopsie pregnancy and she’s set for life with child support. And yes she’s that obvious in her game plan.
She’d love that but only if he’s stupid enough not use condoms and carefully dispose of them himself. All rich men are aware of being targeted by goldiggers looking for a meal ticket, only fools get caught out. Maybe he is but I wouldn’t assume so.
That’s why male birth control Vasalgel should go into clinical trials in the States ASAP. Everyone should donate a little bit! Big Pharma does NOT care about Vasalgel. A one-shot deal, reversible birth control for men does not generate profits and it is up to crowd sourcing these clinical trials.
Vasalgel is a healthier birth control (no weight gain for the woman or man, no hyper coagulability risk for anyone, no risk of cancer, etc.) and men should share the burden of birth control. No “whoopsie babies”. Only babies that were dearly wanted and would be raised by patient people.
Right? I can’t get too judgey about what other people who aren’t me do with their hoo-has and ding dongs. If it works for them and they like each other so be it. I don’t think anybody’s getting played in this scenario.
With all the PDA flying around maybe she might like a divorce.
He is so scrawny.. and she may be beautiful but money can only buy you so much shit to make you happy and then what? Make your own money honey, that way when your youth expires and you can only get 60+ year old rich men, you won’t have to subject yourself to that …sag.
….she did make her own money, I think? She’s not a billionaire obvs but all her commercial modelling jobs probably paid way more than high fashion modelling would.
Well, models normally fade out of the spotlight by 30ish if that, aside from real supermodels like Kate Moss and Cindy Crawford, etc. She knows she’s passing her prime so she keeps attempting to lock it down with one of these billionaire dbags.
Go get ’em girl. I guess.
I’ve never been a fan of hers and knew nothing about him but there’s some interesting tidbits to unpack here…”he moved from an affluent family to the frat-bro culture at Stanford, to a billion-dollar tech venture, which is enough to bring out the douche-bro in any man, I would guess.”
First, I’ve been naive enough to think Stanford, as the #1 university in the US according to a recent Forbes ranking, might be above the frat-bro culture. I guess all universities have that aspect, it’s depressing. Second, SnapChat is a billion-dollar company? I’m floored.
OMG Stanford is major douche bro these days-it’s the epicenter of the dot com and start up world…which is now populated by entitled, “straight A” (as in grades) boys who are used to being told they are special and getting their own way. It’s the new ‘old boys’ club’, really. Lots of man-child stuff. That whole culture has infected San Francisco now, too-with google buses picking up employees and clogging the city streets—(Around dot com time, it was rare to have that ‘reverse commute’ with people living in the city and driving to silicon valley. Now, it’s the norm b/c of the douche bro culture that wants to live in hip SF. So yea, Stanford is absolutely ground zero for this culture and the silicon valley stuff. There are some great articles online about the underbelly of this world; definitely fascinating and something you’d read in vanity fair. Also: Forbes? These lists are all self perpetuating and propaganda-ish at this point. Social Engineering.
Thanks for the info, depressing. I do know to take those lists with a grain of salt but still it was a pretty high profile ranking. And I have seen the change in SF, my best friend lives there and I have been visiting for the past 25 years. I guess I didn’t realize Stanford has become such a big part of that scene, though.
SnapChat… I don’t even know what it is.
And Forbes magazine… I don’t believe them…
Oi. Snapchat. I’m skeptical of its contribution to the world.
Also, start-ups are sometimes a scam. While start-up founders aren’t actively trying to hustle money away from investors, they have a very questionable return on investment. Is it a surprise when your money never gets back to you when you invested it in some silly app startup? It’s wiser to invest in startups that are focused on hardware. Facebook was an anomaly but now everyone want to recreate that money magic with all these apps that have extremely questionable valuation.
I wonder how often she sees her son? I can’t imagine the 25 year old is excited to become a step father and is probably only interested in being with Miranda. Is she totally fine with giving up her time with her child for this other child?
Wait what? They are still married? This dude looks like he’s still hanging in the frat. If she gets preg6, the world will know who she really is. These pic’s are painfully awkward! !!!
Miranda is really pushing the PR on this like a high school cheerleader trying to rope-in the star football player. She puts her arms around him and his arms are straight down to his side. He’s probably just picking up where Mr. Bieber left off but she’s going in for the kill.
She’s like a Venus fly trap that lures her young prey down the stamen (or is it hymen? ) into the vaginal pool of egocentric ecstasy before it succumbs to the trap where it dissolves into life sustaining nutrients worth billions of dollars.
By the way, observations of this phenomenon were first reported off the Florida coast in 1312 by Pirates of the Caribbean.
HA! This just illustrated itself before my eyes like a hybrid of a TED Talk diagram & the Little Shop of Horrors. Or should I say “whores”?
If ever I were going to slut shame anyone Miranda would be first in line. She’s apparently had quite a varied career in the gold-digging field.
I can’t stand her. One of my friends is a buyer for David Jones, who MK was contracted to. My friend always used to say not to be fooled by that sweet smile; that behind it was a a Grade A bitch. She was so relieved when DJ “let her go”. I think James Packer was utterly smitten with her at one point, but once the glitter dropped off he woke up to her antics. He’s always been involved with rather classy women; women who are discreet and don’t court attention in a famewhorey manner. So I think he most likely dumped her. She’d never say so because… how embarrassing. He won’t tell, because he never talks bad about any ex. And just thinking about her and Bieber…says it all, really. I like everyone’s ideas on what will happen next with this one. She needs to secure a great income for herself, because time is running out.
OOoooh!!!! More “my friend…” inside info! 🙂 please. I’m curious.
If she is such a biiiaatch. I wonder what Orlando saw in her? The sex?
My friend used to go to modelling casting calls with her when they were both teenas, in Sydney. She didn’t know her that well but said she was sweet and had to do the bikini stuff because of her chubby/round face. Maybe fame got the better of her. One thing I know, she’s a total airhead and I do believe she’s rather ambitious and only into big names with big bank accounts. She’s a multimillionaire (30 million) herself but it’s all relative, isn’t it?
Boy, she really up graded fast. From Orlando to a billionaire in just a few years.
It’s a shame for her because all the world knows how thirsty she is and she’s already past her shelf life. In rich dude/trophy babe age.
Um, if he’s a “billionaire” why are they flying commercial?? Just an observation…
Considering Packer is now with Mariah I would love to know why it didn’t work with Miranda. Potentially Mariah doesn’t want any kids? Maybe Miranda made it obvious she was looking to get pregnant?
I’ll bet he just didn’t like her.
He’s so unattractive…
She’s a millionaire so she wants to be with a billionaire. I don’t see anything wrong with that. At the end of the day if he’s a douche, she’s the only who will have to deal with that.
She wasn’t a millionaire, but she wanted be with a millionaire (Orlando). Now she is a millionaire and she wants to be with a billionaire. Nothing wrong with that. She is just a social climber.
He is so skinny! Funny thing is after looking at their pics I imagined her standing there passionately embracing him singing *itch Better Have My Money in her mind!
Ugh! she is totally self absorbed. She knows she is being photographed by paparazzi and loving it every minute of it. Too much fakery Miranda.