As you can imagine, all of this week’s gossip magazines have stories about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s wedding and honeymoon. Us Weekly and People Magazine did wedding/honeymoon covers, and In Touch Weekly has yet another cover with “Jennifer Aniston” and “BABY” (they say she’s adopting a baby… soon). What strikes me is how little we actually know about some of the big things, like… did Justin have any say in the wedding plans? What did Jennifer’s dress look like? Are we ever going to see those Terry Richardson photos? In any case, here are some random pieces of gossip:
How Brad Pitt feels. Star Magazine claims that Brad – who has not issued one statement about Jennifer’s wedding – is very happy for his ex-wife. Star’s source says Brad is “absolutely thrilled for Jen’s happiness.” Hopefully. It has been more than a decade.
Orlando Bloom said words about being invited to the wedding. Words like “They’re a wonderful couple. I was really honored to be there and it was a great night.”
Jennifer’s got money. Page Six estimates that her honeymoon is probably setting her back $50,000. I would say she’s probably spending a lot more than that. And in all of the reporting about the wedding, it really sounds like Jennifer spared no expense.
Justin & Jennifer are doing honeymoon yoga. And no, that’s not a euphemism. They are actually doing yoga together, along with Jason Bateman and Jimmy Kimmel. A source said: “They were all in a circle on the sand doing yoga together.” Justin even helped his wife out: “Justin was helping Jen with her poses and stretching her legs for her.”
Then Jennifer got boozy. A source says “Justin grabbed a stand-up paddle board and paddled around in the shallow water close to the beach” while “Jen got up to get a drink and she put a big red flower in her hair behind her ear. She seemed very happy and relaxed.” Ah. drunk yoga.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Everybody is thrilled. They are a thrilling couple. Tanning. Waxing. Hair augmenting. Exercising. They’re a thrill a minute.
You forgot jort-skiing. The sportiest sporty sport.
Why is jort-skiing not an Olympic event?
I am hopelessly out of the loop, but what are jorts?
I’m really embarrassed for Carmen, but to help her out, yeah, what are jorts?
jean shorts…!
Jort-skiing. LOL
Doubling down on the LOLing at jort-skiing. Omg.
Only $50,000 on her wedding with her $200m bank account. Oh before she flew out from honeymoon she signed up to be the face of Emirates Airlines for $5m.
Aniston is getting backlash for being paid $5 mil for shilling the airline. Seems some in the Middle East don’t like it, especially as Emirates only contributed $1.1 million to feed starving children. People were not happy.
Really cheesy of Emirates to be so stingy with their money when it comes to starving children. It’s not helping the airlines PR .
hahaha, rolling! That … is … FUNNY!
I’m thrilled. Thrilled that this endless engagement that I thought would never end has ended. Thrilled, I say.
Cue the baby…. 3…2…1…
Never thought they would marry. And it didn’t involve Cabo.
Surprises never cease.
They remind me of Liz Taylor and Richard Burton when the were married and had flaunt jewelry and other riches. It was all gauche over indulgence.
The tabloids can now start the “Jen and Justin marriage In trouble, J & J in marriage counselling, J & J to divorce” stories. That’s a nice first pic, good luck to them.
What are they going to do when the tabs keep catching him with other women, while he’s in NY. You know it will be a bi-coastal union, he’s never going to leave his beloved NYC, and she’s never going to leave LA.
There are plenty of pictures out there of him in bars with blondes, brunettes, and whatever. And this is since the engagement. They may be on the tabs quite a bit if he continues dating while in NYC. Of course that’ll make Aniston happy. To her, all publicity is good publicity.
@sullivan
I spit my coffee out at “hair augmenting.” (Snort)
Sure he is happy, but that started in 2005.
Keeping fingers cross, that she’ll stop riding his coat tail.
Does anyone really think Brad Pitt gives a rat’s azz about Aniston’s wedding. I sincerely doubt he cares what happens to the woman that had her friend call his WIFE and Mother of his children, filthy, horrible names, and also call HIS children racist and filthy names.
No, I don’t think Brad Pitt has given a millisecond of thought to Aniston’s wedding, or ever will waste a second of his time thinking about her, or her life. And if Aniston thinks he cares, she’s more of a narcissist than most people think she is.
You’re right. Brad’s too busy worrying about that horrible flop film Angie made him do with her. It’s going through the 3rd editing process and no amont of PR is gonna save their careers.
Whoa, @gasbag, you’re certainly living up to your username.
You do know there is NO “third editing” process , did you get that gross lie from your Mother-ship, the Female First site.
With a “teaser trailer” with over 5 MILLION hits, including facebook, I’d say they have a HIT on their hands. But, then, what other couple in Hollywood history has had so many people waiting with bated breated for them to reunite on the big screen, no one I can think of.
Maybe your idol and her jort wearing middle adged man-child “husband?”, since, who knows if Kimmel is autorized to officate at a wedding or not, will come back from their group hooneymoon and start a movie of their own. Good luck with them finding financing, she’s a failed actress, and he’s a failed writer, not too many money people lining up to throw their money at BO losers.
Gasbag keep on dreaming. These 2 are wealthy, successful in their careers and with connections. Their careers will be keep flourishing, which is more than can be said for yours.
Where does it state that Aniston thinks Pitt cares whether she got married or not? Seriously, you are adding verbiage to a Star story! Sad, really….
Now Judd, you can’t be so naive to think Huvane didn’t plant that story.
Do I think she cares what Brad thinks, no, I don’t, but she still wants her name connected to his. If Brad’s career had spiraled downward, instead of sky rocketing upwards, she would never mention him or want to be connected to him. But, he and his wife, Angelina, are the hottest, most famous couple on the planet, so, sure she wants to be connected to them in some way. Her career is on the skids, and her husband is a no name. so she needs Brad. Kind of pathetic.
can’t we all just be happy that the newlyweds are having fun ? the snark is ridiculous.
I hope they’re happy as larks, but it seems Aniston just cannot function unless Pitt or his wife are mentioned along with her name.
Can’t she just be happy this guy finally married her.
@lola, you think Aniston is the one who can’t function without Pitt or St. Angie? That’s cute since seems like more of an issue for a certain segment of commenters here who bring Aniston up (i.e., bash) every chance they get, no matter how irrelevant to the post at hand. She and Pitt care far less about being linked in the press than people like you who insist on it.
Hey Matador, bet no one ever called you Einstein, look at WHO this thread is about.
@lola, and look at how every thread about Jennifer Aniston devolves into the lot of you dredging up ancient history and insisting that you “know” that Jen wants herself linked to it always and forever, when you are the ones linking it. A normal, well-adjusted person would say, “Hey, glad to see that they can be happy for each other, mazel tov. People move on.”
People like you? “Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh let’s pull out the Aniston insults and fixations for yet another round of beating a dead horse, WE’RE NOT OBSESSSED, JEN IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.”
Really, you and your crew need to grow up. You guys are legendary for being unhinged. Maybe it’s time to think about that reputation and, you know, move on.
@Matador, I do not want to argue, but when Aniston has her PR bring Brad’s name up for publicity, it’s beyond ridiculous on her part. She’s “married”, why can’t she get over Brad Pitt. Brad moved on the day he left her standing on the beach in January, 2005. If Aniston had taken the high road, instead of having herself a 10 year long Pity Party, none of us would even be discussing this right now. I had hopes Ansiton would give up the coat-tailing, but it seems that will never end.
Sorry, I have no “crew”, you must be thinking about you and your sisters from Female First. As for reputation, well, we ALL know the reputation of anyone associated with THAT site.
Have a nice Saturday., and chill out, this isn’t life and death we’re discussing here.
@lola, thank you for proving how utterly unhinged you are with this response. I have no idea what “Female First” is, and the fact that you can’t process the suggestion to be an adult without assuming there’s some some of gendered reason behind it is rather sad (and further revealing about your own hang-ups and fixations). Being an adult isn’t about being anything first but a mature, well-adjusted grown-up. Sorry for encouraging you to try something beyond your grade-level. Go back to sticking pins in your Aniston doll, love.
If you want legendary for being unhinged, try DListed and Female First. They both have the worst reputations on the internet as far as gossiping angry psycho stans are. Never a post goes by on Aniston or the JPs on DListed without the dregs of the site going on about how Aniston is so much better, or Justin is hotter than Brad, or attacking the JPs in some way. So you are such a HYPOCRITE! Perhaps you Dlisterloons should really start to do some inward reflection and ask why you lot have such a bad reputation and do some character development. You know, not having to rush to defend Aniston’s honour on every article and sounding like an unhinged, irrational and unreasonable person with no grounding in reality or mental stability. Try looking in the mirror and change and grow for the better instead of living up to your (and your sister group FF) reputation as dangerous mentally unstable Anistonloons.
Matador, the mere fact that you refer to her as “Saint Angie” suggests some serious conflict on your part. Angie is the last person who would ever refer to herself as a saint. Why the unnecessary snark?
Matador, when you say things such as, “sticking pins in your Aniston doll”, you are outing yourself. There is only one site that says that, and they believe Angie used voodoo on Brad.
You are taking this way too seriously. None of us know these people, so why are you so angry. Take a chill pill.
Lola honey, this is an article WRITTEN by Star, not Aniston. Where is Jennifer quoted talking about her ex? Damn, let it go… She is married! Happy! And frankly, has moved on… Why must you JP fans continue making crap up that doesn’t even exists? Move on, she has!
@Judd I’m pretty sure if this were a Star magazine about Jolie you would believe it. Am I right? You always have unnecessary snark on Jolie articles. The snark they make about Aniston isn’t any different from the snark you make about Jolie. All people have moved on. If lola and yourself feel the need to be snarky in Jennifer/Angelina threads in pretty much every Jolie or Aniston thread it’s because of the unholy triangle that will never die.
Jessica, exactly right. And look what I found: “Judd says:
June 25, 2015 at 12:27 pm
“She would milk this poor me image for another decade of that was the case.”….. Perhaps, but I doubt she would write an “Op Ed” on it to garner attention.” and this:
“Judd says:
July 16, 2015 at 10:16 am
Maya, I shouldn’t even dignify your “bitchy” comment with a response,Love the photo of Pitt and Aniston. Back when Pitt looked fabulous, and long before he had the life sucked out of him. Bless his heart…”
Who is it, that needs to move on, Judd? Pot, kettle and all that.
Now, Judd, who do you think convinced STAR to write that garbage, Stephen Huvane is the culprit.
Jessica, by the way, beautiful username, I think they’ve all moved on, too. The only problem I have with Aniston is her and Huvane’s inability to stop linking Aniston to Brad, or Angie.
I hope Aniston has a long and happy marriage, just wish she’d stop trying to link herself to an ex that moved on over a decade, ago. It’s getting embarrassing for her. Let her work speak for itself, Let her projects and films be what gets her publicity, not who she was married to for a very short time.
Brad Pitt is absolutely thrilled over Aniston’s wedding and all is right with the world. My day is made. Now I can go on living.
You can go on living your pathetic life in your mama’s basement after commenting on a story you claim not to “care” about.
the only thing that is pathetic here is you. You shouldn’t be so butt hurt about trivial things.
Wow. Being a hateful troll with a hateful and immature name. Not from DListed, are you? You sound like the type of anti-intellectual backward headfuqked delusional creature that spawned from there. Anyone that cares enough what fans think to the extent they create a name like that to troll, is the ULTIMATE pathetic loser. So go back to your mother’s basement surrounded by empty pizza boxes and your bitter bile oozing all over them and yourself, you sad, pathetic jealous troll.
Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had all weekend.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I guess we will hear how Vince Vaughn,John Mayer,etc feel next week.
It always crack me up that Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift and Jessica Simpson share an ex in John Mayer, I don’t know why I find it so funny, it just seems random.
it IS funny/random…
…every so often a gossip site reminds me that so-and-so dated so-and-so and I’m like “oh, YEAH! what a random pairing…”
scarjo and jared leto?! giz and leo?! madonna and warren beatty?!
not necessarily random at the time of the pairing, but looking back?…totally.
And Katy Perry. And Jennifer Love Hewitt.
That guy got around. I don’t get it, he was kind of cute in his early days but in recent years, ugh.
It makes me want to get a prescription for Cipro.
Mayer is such a gross dude. I don’t get the appeal.
High five to you. And yeah I doubt he or any of her exes care beyond that’s nice. Come on Star Magazine. Do better.
Exactly, I don’t think any of her exes wasted their time thinking about her or her wedding. And I know STAR would never in a million years be able to contact Brad Pitt, or anyone close to him. Must be a slow news day.
No Colette, we won’t be hearing how thrilled Vince Vaughn and John Mayer are about this wedding. As evidenced by all the media and everyone else, it’s almost like she didn’t date and/or marry anyone except Brad. How do we know he even said this? Could be a figment of Kaiser’s imagination. I’m gonna wait and see if this reply is posted.
I come to blogs to read articles then trash bloggers who wrote them! MEH! I’m gonna wait to see if anyone starts a fight with me. I’m very clearly looking for a fight.
Star Mag was cited, BTW. in case you missed that.
I’m with you on this. If Brad said anything the world press would have exploded.
I picture Vince Vaughn leaning back on his sofa looking at Justin on the TV and laughing “Sucker”.
I love what Brad said the last time anyone dared to ask him about Aniston, he said, “I don’t comment on THIRD parties.” That should have been a hint to Aniston to STFU about Brad, but her weave must be too thick, she just can’t get it through her head, Brad doesn’t give a flying f*k what or who, she does.
I’m most interested in how the boyfriend from beyond the grave feels, since he’s the one who fed’exed Justin to her, next day air.
That, and “I’m afraid to go under water” sure was pathetic Oscar hype. The dyslexia we didn’t know about was quite convenient too. IMO. She couldn’t use her fear of flying this time because that ship has sailed, yet she’s going to shill an airline. Wonder what’s next.
I want to hear if Orlando Bloom got laid at the wedding. I want to know if Howard Stern was in the background, cheering him on. I’m a cake person – I want to know if it was real, honest-to-god buttercream. I want to know if there were specialty cocktails. But mostly, I’m kind of happy that the details we are getting are of a normal, boozy, laid-back honeymoon (even if they did bring an entourage). They knew that they’d get all the covers this week, and they leaked just enough info to make all the tabs froth at the mouth, but they’ve kept most things (the dress, the photos, the full guest list, the music, the vows, the cake) under wraps. They are absolutely trolling the tabs, and it’s a beautiful thing.
Frosting is so gross, right?
Team Buttercream.
I’m waiting for a “Team Fondant” post so we can have a REAL throw down…
Um, you are BOTH missing a sensitivity chip. What about “Team Cream Cheese Frosting”?
mia girl, as long as it’s not on carrot “cake”, which is the devil.
Team Buttercream 4life!
Oh Kitten you must indulge in a Whole Foods cupcake or cake one day. —-
They make real buttercream frosting, look for the cakes under the glass.
Dry heaving at the thought of fondant, or toe cheese as I refer to it.
funcakes…EWWWWWW!!!!
but apt.
@Doofus: agreed that carrot cake is yucky. But cream cheese frosting on red velvet cake — you’re talking about heaven on a plate.
@funcakes: Fondant reminds me of nothing so much as Play-Doh and is just about as tasteless.
Fondant is Ick-Nast! Like a plastic coating one pulls off in order to eat the cake. Who on earth thought to even put it on food? I highly doubt a Team Fondant even exists-maybe one lone person somewhere…
Aniston would have done Orly, she had the hots for him at the Cannes premiere of Troy.
That’s the Cannes where Brad went alone, and did not invite Aniston. She came, unannounced with Hairboy, crashing Brad’s event. After the red carpet for Troy, Brad went inside for a few minutes, then got up and left Aniston, packed his bags and left Cannes. Aniston and Hairboy attended the after party together. They left Cannes, together, too, just the two of them, the same way they arrived.
More likely relieved that she finally remarried…..
+1
@mona This. 1000x. Lol Now the ongoing blame for her perceived unhappiness won’t get laid at Brad’s door. Although I’m sure some of her more strident enablers will still blame Brad should Justin take a powder. They still feel he ruined her life in 2005 (and theirs, lol) when he left her.
I get taunted when I’ve expressed the exact same feeling. I’m like for Cwists sakes, man, why is everyone esle burning Brad at the stakes when Jen has presumably washed her hands of the entire situation? No one runs to Justin’s exs side regarding him n Jen messing around while he was still living with his long time girlfriend.
SN: I’ve always thought that the general public didn’t necessarily like Jennifer Anniston. I just thought that it was more about pity because she was that forever lonely girl who never got the guy.
Cleo – you do realize that you are one of these ‘strident enablers’ except you are *Clearly* Team Brad. Not exactly impartial or fair to Jennifer. Does it make you angry that Jennifer isn’t the lonely, bitter woman you all want her to be so badly?
@GRACE
That’s a nice theory, but in order for me to be an enabler of some kind of Brad behavior, he’d have have to exhibit/embrace the same kind of victimhood and need to be coddled as Aniston has for all these many years, and he doesn’t. Brad is more than fine, as usual. Brad doesn’t need me crying and throwing my fist in the air!
That said, I don’t wish unhappiness on anyone, especially Jennifer Aniston because historically she seems to place blame on others for misery and unhappiness she creates.
She strikes me as one of these people who won’t ever be really happy. She’ll claim she is (she did it with Mayer and Vaughn right before they split) but I never quite believe her. She’s not a good enough actress.
I recall an interview she did eons ago, she was married to brad Pitt, getting paid a million per friends episode, and she actually told whoever was interviewing her she was not happy, that she wished some people could be in her shoes for even a day, they’d see its not that great. I thought then, well..she’s married to Brad pitt, is a TV star, wealthy…and did I mention lives with Brad Pitt…but she’s miserable??!! Yea, she probably won’t ever really be happy.
Am I angry that Jen is happy? Whoa. WTF.
I don’t think that Cleo’s comments make her stident enabler. I do think there are some poeple here who find the incongruence between her PR narriative and reality amusing.
“Does it make you angry that Jennifer isn’t the lonely, bitter woman you all want her to be so badly?”
interesting, as I’ve sometimes thought that some folks absolutely want that (though they claim different) because it fits the narrative they’ve written for her and if she IS actually happy, they can’t make fun of her anymore.
or the reverse, the folks that say that Jolie and Pitt are only together for the kids…that he really wants to leave her but won’t bc of their children.
I firmly believe that all parties involved with THE TRIANGLE have moved on and it’s only the cray-cray fans on both sides that love to keep it alive because without it, their entire reason for gossip has died.
Carry on.
@doofus
You may not want to accept it, but there’s a consensus that Jennifer aniston doesn’t exactly emanate ‘happiness.’ Her latest long distance bi-coastal union of never-togetherness hasn’t changed too many minds.
I think most people are grown ups who realize that a ‘wedding,’ which follows such a frat bro/occasional roommate kind of relationship isn’t going to drastically change her state of happy. She’s settled. She didn’t nab a Clooney or a depp or a Gucci billionaire post Pitt…and she’s just OK with it.
Also the tired refrain of ‘blah, blah, blah…but I think both parties have moved on,’ is typical of an aniston supporter/enabler. Someone truly objective knows Brad moved on in 2005. Lmao
…and do ppl really say that about Pitt and Jolie, I think you know that’s not exactly based in reality like the bitter passive aggressive Jen tales are. So your examples don’t really work.
Look, watch this space, you’ll see the same kinds of coattailing, and passive aggressive moves on Aniston’s part as we usually do. Her garden party with the roux won’t change what her PR flack has done for a decade, because at the end of the day, it’s not that d list actor that generates ink.
thank you for responding with a post that supports my assertion.
This never going to end.
When justjenn divorce, it’s going to be Brad’s fault because she could never forget him.
When she passes from old age the press is going to claim Brad’s name was the last words she uttered.
Noticed no ones asking Tate Donovan how he feels.
@Cleo
Don’t you know, all her unhappiness lies at her Mother’s feet. Her Mother never told her she was beautiful, therefore her life was ruined. Newsflash, Aniston, you aren’t “beautiful”, you never were, never will be. But, you’ve done the best you can with what you have been given, isn’t that the best anyone can do. Get over it. For a woman that isn’t beautiful in any traditional sense, you’ve done very well for yourself. You have money, fame, not as much or the kind you wanted, but you have it, all the same. You’re luckier than many women that ARE more beautiful than you.
It is so irritating to hear a grown woman whine.
Cleo-
I have read many of your thoughtful comments and I agree with your point of view. Her whining and coattailing has gotten on my nerves as well. Aniston clearly had a challenge moving on. All comments made by Aniston, as IF she was a relevant factor, helped create the characterization of her as a Sad Spook.
Aniston’s message should have been “I am happy” and THEN ACT LIKE IT. But, nope. Instead, she boarded the Pity Party train and stayed on it for far too long. Anyone notice how Chelsea is NOT talking about Angelina anymore???
The basis for the JenHens’ rally of support is “She deserves happiness because she was dumped by Brad Pitt.” Pffft, how pathetic! I mean who else gets followed around like she did because a man chose another woman…years ago… that HE felt was a better fit for him– a better choice that fits in with his dreams and aspirations… and HE WAS ACCURATE!
The reality is BRAD MOVED ON TEN YEARS AGO, WITH A WIFE , SIX CHILDREN… why would any woman need to be validated by an ex’s opinion? As anyone can see, Brad seemed resolved with which direction to take. He continued on with his life as he saw fit. Aniston, on the other hand, ALLOWED the association with Pitt because it created a celebrity persona outside of her Friends era of popularity…ergo the very purposeful Huvane PR coattailing.
At this point, Aniston made her choice to marry Theroux. Finally, at last. I am relieved to to hear this news. Let’s see if she has the courage … and determination to change the narrative.
@Grace and @Doofus …
There is no ‘bait and switch’ at play here. I believe each of us–and you know who we are–truly ‘are’ happy for Jennifer and Justin and wish them well in their marriage. We’ve just never bought the ‘Oh poor, poor sad and humiliated Jen! How could Brad (always Brad, never Vince or John) ‘not’ love such a sweet, all natural girl next door like her, who would never hurt or betray anyone?’ narrative. Or we thrilled that Jennifer Theroux will now be forever severed from Mr. and Mrs. Brad Pitt? Heck yeah, but we can be please about that and happy for her at the same time.
I’ve never ‘hated’ Jen, but her multi-layered PR antics over the years have really annoyed me.
LMAO, Brad was probably like ‘She can finally stop talking about me, HURRAH!’
Ha! except she rarely ever talked about him ……. he’s the one who insulted her by saying he was bored stupid while he was married to her. Keep trying ..
UH.mmm..She chose to get married on his eldest child’s bithday…..Girl has issues.
@GRACE
Uh, you’re kidding right? You do realize she started the bitter acrimony (one sided) when she issued her very public major ‘woman scorned’ salvo, with a HUUUUGE Vanity Fair crying, sobbing, resentful Tell-All, then followed that up with a HUUUUGE Oprah appearance where she sobbed in Oprah’s bazooms, sniffled, whined, drank champagne, sniffled some more. It was designed to demonize Brad and exact sympathy (an opportunity) for herself. Her PR flack planned it that way.
For years after, every piece they did on Aniston, and every interview was all about how Jen was coping, and shading Brad – where she would discuss her misery and pain by discussing ‘what happened,’ by inference, if not pointedly, with her interviewers mentioning Brad’s name for her, and discussing her continued bitterness and resentment.
To say aniston hasn’t ridden Brangelina coattails and the sad sack rep that she created as #1 sad lonely bitter ex, is to really be purposely disingenuous.
No use revising history at this late date, this is the internet and we can all google.
He never said that he was bored stupid, lol he said all he ever did back then was smoke pot and that was no secret, so how was he insulting her by taking owner ship of his actions and saying he wasn’t the best person back then?
Here come the Brangeloonies – was she not correct to say that Brad was missing a sensitivity chip? That was in the immediate aftermath of their separation, and he had no qualms about playing happy families with Angelina, the woman everyone knows he was in love with while married to Jennifer. I’m thinking ‘missing a sensitivity’ chip is being pretty effing classy! That was years ago. You are the one who came up with the idea of her ‘telling’ her friends to go after Angelina. Who are we talking about? Chelsea Handler? A comedienne who has always made it clear she doesn’t like her? Chelsea has even said that Jen has never ‘told’ her to smack talk Angelina, that it’s a stupid idea. If anything, it’s caused Jennifer a headache because she has people like you guys claiming her to be a bitter woman. The only think Jen has said about Angelina is that what happened wasn’t cool. Earlier this year she even wondered when the gossip was all going to end. http://www.etonline.com/news/156428_jennifer_aniston_talks_angelina_jolie_rivalry/
(You’re right, google is very useful 😉 )
This is a woman who admits that she watched a movie by the woman her ex-husband left her for, she highly praised it and wishes people would stop being so petty and MOVE ON. If you refuse to see that as being gracious and mature and the opposite of what Brangeloonies ‘believe’, then you just don’t want to give up on the the infamous feud. It’s your entertainment and you will believe the most salacious angle and reality doesn’t matter to you.
Meanwhile, she’s just married a guy she’s been with for 4 years, who she is clearly very happy with, and you are still saying she’s pining for her ex and jealous of Angelina.
Who is the unreasonable one?
Jennifer was demostrating her own sensitivity deficit when she wouldn’t visit Brad on location for 6 months and told press she liked having the house to herself…..
Anywhooo, didn’t it trun out for the best for everyone? Brad’s happy, Jen’s happy and Brad’s happy that Jen is happy and Jen mavens can get on with worshipping her hair extensions and monitoring her womb for signs of life.
Grace, grace, grace, Jennifer went on The Letterman Show and told him-boring her life was while married to Brad. Funny, none of her fens remember her saying this but they remember Brad saying HIS life was boring, not her. Funny how jenhens can never remember all the less than flattering things she said about being married to Brad, eg., “he’s NOT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE”, just a love in my life.
“Jen mavens can get on with worshipping her hair extensions and monitoring her womb for signs of life.”
*mopping up keyboard where I snorted orange juice out my nose*
😂😂😂
Gotta be honest, i’m not reading most of these comments, they are just too silly and rooted in fantasy. However, the ones keeping closest check on Jennifer’s uterus are brangeloonies! Apparently, it is a major deal to them if she has children ..
At least y’all don’t have the ‘she’s lonely and can’t hold down a man’ jab any more. LOL
Um, he try again. He mentioned Aniston exactly twice in 10 years, and he never at any stage said he was bored with her. In fact, Aniston has repeatedly insulted him, non-stop for 10 years. Get it right.
Grace, that photo shoot was WORK!!! It was a promo shoot for M&MS, and ANISTON *KNEW THAT*!! She just used that to stir up to gullible Anistonloons like yourself. EVERY actor does promo shoots. The shoot they did was professional, it was for a MOVIE. It was not them, themselves. Brad didn’t miss any sensitivity chip, if anything, he was FAR TOO sensitive and understanding. Doormat, is the term, I believe. Anistonloon, get your facts straight.
Oh, and Anistonlunatic Grace? How about you worry about that tramp Aniston who not only stole Theroux from Heidi Bivens, his partner of FOURTEEN *YEARS*!, but did a photoshoot, less than ONE WEEK, after Heidi fled their apartment after news of Aniston sliming and sltting her way all over Heidi’s man broke? Less than one week, and Aniston is having Terry Richardson releasing photos of Aniston and Theroux.
MY FREAKING GOD!! TALK ABOUT MISSING A SENSITIVITY CHIP!
Hypocrite!
As for your TRASHLOID link, Aniston repeatedly referenced Brad and her divorce for 10 years. She laughed about having a twin on each hip, and laughed about a cartoon showing her shooting Angelina. Honey, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!! She said far, FAR more than that ‘uncool’ quote. She insulted Brad by saying she was *only 2% to blame (despite tricking him into marriage by lying to him about a family), she INSULTED HIM, by saying her 30’s “sucked” but no surprise your Anistonloon brainwashed bot mind ignored that, she also hired Chelsea Handler to be her attack dog, to make vicious attacks against Angelina, and, RACIST attacks against HER CHILDREN! All the while, Aniston walked on stage (on TWO separate occasions) grinning like a Cheshire cat, after Handler introed HER, by mocking and viciously attacking Angelina, AND THE CHILDREN.
Brad has never said ONE WORD against Aniston, lesser men would have blown Aniston out of the water, blown her cover and put her in her place by now. And Angelina has never even uttered Aniston’s name. Brad and Angelina show class, dignity, self-respect, and grace under fire. Aniston has spent 10 years nursing a vendetta against Brad and Angelina, two people that are so far above her that they don’t even acknowledge her lowly pathetic existence. Aniston is a psycho stalker who has stalked the JPs from day one. Aniston has shown she is a bunny-boiling stalking and coat-tailing psychopath who has built an industry and career being the ‘ex Mrs Pitt’ and for whom without Brad and Angelina, would have gone the way Lisa Kudrow and the rest of them went.
So, facts, Anistonloonatic, facts. Look up the definition.
@Greata
Seriously? That is beyond stretching. The Jolie-Pitts have so many kids, it would be nearly impossible on one of their birthdays.
@Cleo
One interview with Vanity Fair, that ended up being used for years to describe Jennifer’s feelings. She doesn’t seem to bring them up unless someone else does these days. And she hasn’t for a long time. She moved on a long time ago. It is other people that keep trying to tie everything she says or does to Brad and Angelina.
Oh, Grace, when she did the interview she was already “dating” Vince Vaughn.c. Chica wasted no time.
She nor her new husband had a sensitivity chip either by being photographed by disgusting “uncle” Terry when he was still with Heidi.
Uh, Merritt… Did you forget that Vogue cover where she said “What Angelina did was very uncool”? And then when she was hit with a ton of negative reactions to that story, she had the nerve to blame Vogue for running it, and said the magazine was nothing but a tabloid.
I admit Vogue has gone way downhill in the past ten or fifteen years, but she doesn’t get a pass for her comments just because she couldn’t deal with the fallout.
Oh please, don’t start that “she never talked about Brad”. She talked about him all the time. She even talked about him during that Oscar pimping circus.
Grace,
Er um….Aniston began having sex AND a 2- year relationship with her husband’s 2005 co-star, Vince Vaughn, of the hit movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith, only a few months after she filed for divorce and BEFORE HER DIVORCE WAS FINAL. If she cared that much about her marriage, as you say and was ‘oh, so sensitive’ to feelings and appropriateness, well then she probably should not have banged her husband’s co-star while the movie was playing in theatres.
At any rate there was no consequence because Brad had his eyes and heart set on only one woman… his future wife, Angelina. Pretty much no one was going to stop him from being with her.
Sensitivity chip missing, eh? LOL. You must be talking about Aniston. Her behavior as the scorned woman has been quite consistent…
Ah Grace, surely you jest.
I don’t understand how you crazy b.i.t.c.h.e.s repeatedly state that J.Aniston is coattailing or won’t stop talking about the other two…
Do you have some kind of 24/7 surveillance on her??… Your statements are delusional and idiotic….I dare you to provide 20 real quotes (20 over 10 yrs isn’t much to come up with!!)…you have some internal narrative going on in your heads which you think are real…crazeeeee!!
Zef you cannot be serious. I have already provided examples above. Are you blind as well as stupid and brainwashed? Just look at the timelines of JP premieres/events and Aniston’s. They overlap. Secondly just check out all her interviews. She always talks about the JPs. This is not made up or delusional, it is hardcore facts. Check out the timelines and her interviews herself. It is crazy to deny the hard facts. You are in denial, and delusional crazy.
Tarsha-
Zef’s defenseless, raging outburst was nothing than a child screaming at the TV “Oh. please, make it stop!” when she was the one that turned on the TV.
She’d rather sit there and scream rather than walk up to the TV and turn it off or leave the room…
LOL.
of course he’s thrilled, its guaranteed now someone else has to deal with her boring ass.
To be fair.. Brad hasn’t been there for almost 11 years.. there have been other men after.. but sadly the media paints it as if she has had no other relationships after her divorce.. that she went from Brad to Justin and nothing in between. I never get why they never talk about all the other men. Brad wasn’t her last relationship..But it is always about him or them (he and his wife)
it was her last relationship that “counted”. knowwhati’msayin
@lisa2
HAHA! They don’t care about those other fools. There’s only one ‘Brad Pitt,’ and he’s what moves magazines, gossip blogs, and tabloids…he’s what’s inspired her enabler’s continued weepy ‘YOU GO GIRL, BRAD WHO?!!’ support. They see Brad as having ruined her life by leaving her.
That’s why no matter how happy or miserable she is, they always go back to the movie superstar who left her and started a family with ‘the most beautiful woman in the world.’
Why swap Brad Pitt out with Vince Vaughn (‘Jen says she’s FINALLY Ready to meet Vince’s child by Unknown Real Estate Broker!’) – see…doesn’t work so well.
No one curr.
Cleo – you clearly care
GRACE-
Cleo cares to mock Aniston and the Jenhens’ foolery. So do I.
Actually I think he stopped caring about her boring ass and who might want to deal with it before he ever met Angie, but that’s just me.
No girl, it’s me too. Brad was dead inside when he escaped to Malta to film Troy. Lol
Thank you Cleo for telling the truth about Aniston, Brad, Vaughn, Mayer, and all the men in between. And the truth will set you free!
He certainly did. The Charlie Rose interview, before he met Angie, when Brad was talking about his interests, such as architecture, design, and other things. Charlie asked him if Aniston was interested in the same things, Brad’s answer, “No, I have no idea what she is interested in”. I thought, whoa, that was cold, and also about the time they supposedly separated, which was before MAMS started filming.
Right on! I bet he just wishes she’d stop her vendetta against him and his family and stop stalking and coat-tailing him.
So thrilling it’s boring.. zzz
i’m sure Jennifer Aniston gives a flying fuck what Brad pitt thinks… even the comments on here have her down as some poor loser in love pining for Brad… y’all are deluded!
LOL *duck*
Such delusional.
^Perfect time to resurrect this classic.^
SUCH DELUSIONAL.
In caps.
For emphasis.
No more so than when her fans are forever saying how Brad is regretting his life.. YES Delusional..
It’s time to STOP.. both are married and hopefully that is enough. But when her fans are always comparing him to Justin or OH Jen upgraded, or Justin is this or that..so please don’t act like this is one sided. .it’s not.
If she wasn’t, then what was that sobfest in Vanity Fair all about? She practically inundated that poor reporter.
LOL, wasn’t that like 10 years ago, not long after the marriage ended? If it was last month I’d say you had a point, but it’s been a over a decade, they’ve all moved on and are happy with their lives.
@lucy2 – totally agree. It’s not the 3 celebs who have the issues, it’s the tabloids and hardcore fans who don’t want to give up on the big charade they have created. If jennifer had been the opposite, really happy and positive and no cares at all, they would have her down as a liar trying to save her dignity. zzzzz
@ Grace
You really can’t talk because your one of those fans just because your “rooting” for the other side doesn’t make you different.
@KellyBee – that’s where you are wrong. I barely post about these 3. I don’t really feel passionately about any of them. I’m not even a big fan of any of them BUT I like Angelina well enough and i hate how she gets the blame of being the scarlet woman even though Brad was the married man. I hate how Jennifer is painted as the sad ex-wife who never got over it… Meanwhile, Brad Pitt hasn’t ever really been effected by it all. It’s always the women involved who are made into the cartoon characters. And it’s mostly by other women, it’s insulting and ridiculously stupid.
Just because i am pointing out how deranged some of you brangeloonies are doesn’t mean i’m Team Jennifer. I’m team Hey Everybody, Jennifer’s Married now so you can all STFU.
It seems like some of you are unable to do so.
@GRACE
The problem I have with enabling supporters of Aniston like Grace, is the absolute inability to acknowledge Aniston’s proactive strategic (via her PR flack Huvane) role in her own narrative.
“I hate how Jennifer is painted as the sad ex wife who hasn’t gotten over it,” she says. Well YEAH, when you give first person interviews crying and saying your sad and acting bitter, and lashing out at your exes partner, that’s typically what happens: people can and do paint you as the sad bitter ex. You are telling them that’s what you are.
So how about you admit Aniston has played the victim forever, and gotten much mileage out of it. Aniston realized in 2009 that tabloids and gossips didn’t care about her feud with Brad they wanted a cat fight with Angelina, and she gave it to them with her Vogue Angelina is uncool cover.
I’m hopeful aniston has turned over a new leaf with her new piece of paper of her longtime long distance union with theroux….I’m just skeptical. I don’t put it last her to operate as usual, coattailing and popping up and overlapping JP events and milestones. Perhaps now its not based on bitterness, so much as added press.
@ Grace
I get what your saying but you are participating in this triangle in this post.
Sadly Jen has only has herself AKA ( her PR agent) to blame for that narrative. I do agree with you, Lisa 2 and some others that they have all moved on.
@Carmen
That interview was a decade ago. Yet you are still obsessed with it.
Where have we heard that before? I’m not an Aniston fan, BUT…..
Pull the other one Grace. I heard DListed/FF is missing their village idiot. You Anistonloonies are the definitive example of deranged.
And Well said Carmen. Jen burst into tears on cue, the minute the Vanity fair reporter entered the room – and this is even said in the VF article. Don’t tell me that wasn’t staged. Aniston is a master manipulator. Grace and her ilk fell for all her manipulations.
My god Grace this is a BS story that everyone is taking as a joke so calm down.
make sure you tell the other folks who are writing essays the same thing.
@GRACE, this is a woman who still shades and carries a grudge for her elderly ailing mother…do you really think she doesn’t still consider Brad Pitt her nemesis and mortal enemy? I don’t care what she tells Oprah about how they ‘don’t not talk.’ She lies.
I’d like to think she’s at a place where she’s confident and happy and doesn’t have her PR flack check the JP schedule before she makes a move, but I wouldn’t bet on it. She’s said herself she’s passive aggressive. She’s been besties with a woman who for 5-6 years has railed against Brad’s wife, calling her an evil vile demon who can’t be trusted. Yet we were supposed to believe Jen was over it?
If you and I are close pals Grace, and you have taken it upon yourself to verbally attack my mother in law (who lets say I loathed – hypothetically) a woman, btw, who you’ve never met, wouldn’t one word from me end your attacks? Sure they would.
Cleo – i don’t know who you think i am, but i have never talked about your M-I-L. There must be another Grace that posts here. The mods can easily check. Maybe you should take a few deep breaths and make sure you have the right person before you go on a rant.
Mortal enemy/nemesis/she LIES — LMFAO!
Wow, Grace having been loving your comments on this post. Although, I think it’s okay to go back on your medication now.
Reading comprehension, dear
I don’t think Aniston cares what Brad Pitt thinks, she cares about Angelina far more. But she and her PR team know any mention of Brad will get them hits, and she is in dire need of publicity. Her wedding was a dud, in terms of publicity.
FANTASTIC!!
Maybe she will stop scheduling announcements OF ANY KIND to be synced with Brad/Angie’s events/premieres/news as a prop for her own public announcements and exploits?
That’s what us Brangeloonies would love to see. Keep hope alive!
Jen will never, ever stop trying to attach herself to Brad & Angelina- the Friends co-star created a totally fake triangle and no matter how many years or children that Brad has, she refuses to stop trying to hurt this family- it’s really gross, but consistent. I wonder if her dead ex boyfriend is thrilled (remember, she said he gave her Justin)- how about John Mayer? Vince Vaughn?
The story is about how Brad is thrilled she got married. She’s also doing honeymoon yoga. How is she trying to hurt Brad and his family? She’s hurting him by doing yoga?
Yes. She downward-dogged him.
Now FingerBinger, we all know Huvane planted that story for publicity. The wedding wasn’t THE event they thought it would be, so Aniston and Huvane are simply trying to drum up some sort of interest. And what does a C or D-Lister do to drum up hits about themselves, they associate themselves with Brad or Angie. It’s a tried and true method.
This! This is what delusion looks like, folks. It’s all she thinks about… I pity you!
Whenever I see Theroux, I’m thinking mutton dressed as lamb.
Same here.
I was just thinking.. Doesn’t she have a movie coming out next week. I don’t see her fans talking about the film. I guess they will start promotion next week. When will the premier be.
The movie Aniston is in, was coming out in theaters, now, it’s going to VOD, just as her last 3 have. There will be a “premiere ” of sorts, but no one wastes much time or money on a VOD film.
Brad doesn’t care of his ex-wife. His time with her was over more done a decade ago. It’s Jennifer who wants to still associate her name to Brad. She is a coattailrider.
He doesn’t talk to her. He has nothing to do with her anymore. Besides, he once said, “I don’t care to speak about speculations, or, about unrelated third parties with whom I am in no way related to…”
@Neer, Friends final episode was May 2004. According to Vanity Fair, Leslie Bennett, Brad did not show up for her final show. IMO, he did not care what his X wife did over 11 years ago. I’m thinking that union between Brad and his X was over over 12 years ago. Brad has moved on so long ago, I bet he forget he was married to her, she’s history.
I love how her fans are always saying, Brad who, Vince is so much hotter than him, John Mayers is hotter than Brad, Justin is hotter than Brad and all her men in-between are all hotter than Brad yet they will not stop talking about Brad.
Actually I think Brad was working.. and beside that IIRC the cast had many farewell parties. Brad hosted one I think and went to a few. She and the cast seemed to have spent that time together.. Was Lisa K; husband there. I never got why his not being there was that big a deal; mainly because there were events that were important in his life that she didn’t attend.
Lisa 2, do you believe Brad and Jen Marriage problem started and Ended January 2005? IMO that marriage ended long before January 2005 when they officially separated. I would say a good two years before they separated.
@BNA
I think you miss understood my comment. I have no doubt that like any marriage problems don’t happen the minute before a couple divorces.. that takes time.. my comment was just that I had seen comment in the past from Aniston’s fans being all mad at Brad for not going to that final taping.. my point was I didn’t understand why they were calling him insensitive.. And why it was something that she and her friends spoke about in one of her interviews. She missed things for him; and he missed things that she was doing.
If Brad was working or not should make no difference IF they were together when Friends ended in May 2004. Brad was working on Fury when he would fly 23 hours at a time just to spend a few hours with Angie. Now, that’s what a man that loves his woman does. And, he IS Brad Pitt, if he’d wanted to be there, anyone would have let him off work.
The scuttlebutt has always been, Brad and Aniston were over when he went to make Troy, she redecorated the house, and he never lived with her as man and wife after that.
Even the Director of MAMS said on the DVD, that Brad lived at the Beverly Hills Hotel the entire time they were shooting MAMS, and that started in early January, 2004. So, basically he and Aniston have been through at least 12 years.
Brad probably thinks Angie is his first wife, just as Clooney thinks Amal is his first wife, since his first marriage also lasted only 4 and a half years before the divorce.
Whatever, just let Aniston be happy with her little guy, and leave the Mr. and Mrs. Brad Pitt alone, at long last.
I had never seen the Oprah show where she had the ‘Friends’ cast on after the final episode aired to catch up… Interesting….Jennifer stated that she and Matt LeBlanc, after taping the final episode, climbed on the roof of the studio and drank wine and smoked…cigs, I guess (she seemed to catch herself admitting to smoking cigs or perhaps weed and muffled her words)…anyway, Jennifer said her and Matt stayed and talked till 5 am, alone on the roof. Considering what LeBlanc’s father has said recently…hmm. I think the marriage was over then too.
You’d think when your ex puts his feelings for you so succinctly, a person would be too embarrassed to ever associate themselves with the person, again. Aniston seems to have no pride or dignity.
EXACTLY. Any comment or linking to Brad only reveals how passive-aggressive, fame-hungry and neurotic she can be. I suspect Theroux is a version of her.
PLUS, this Sad Spook is WAY too thirsty. She chased after the superficial trappings of being a movie star– trying to buy an Oscar, paying to be listed as the hottest and sexiest actress, coattailing the hottest couple in Hollywood even though she knew Brad wanted nothing to do with her, saying whatever she thought her minivan majority fans wanted to hear about marriage and children. Between that and behaving like a salty reality housewife by using ratchet friends like Chelsea Handler or the media to express her feelings about Angelina— this is why she gets roasted. And no, it’s not only one live interview, or only one magazine article, or only one news announcement, or only one Oprah interview or Diane Sawyer interview, or only one flip-flop or backpedaling of statements. She has tried and failed to mirror the success that Brad and Angie have had since being together.
Star Magazine….paleez
OK Magazine……don’t even
US Weekly…………trash weekly
Jennifer Anniston Pitt Therous, the blushing bride, is pregnant with twins! It’s right in the Enquirer, you silly people. It said she had a baggy shirt on and if thats not proof of being preggo with twins, then nothing is! Only the Enquirer gets to the truth. Oh, and by the way, Angie is down to 83 pounds and is dying…Brad had to break it to the terrified kids….Thank God for the Enquirer or we would never know what’s really going on in Hollywood!
I doubt Brad Pitt cares anything for her, her publicist had him and the woman he loves hounded by rumours and drama for years. He’s probably relieved she’s found someone else to focus her energies on. He did admit that he almost died of boredom during their marriage. That says everything. She’s a narcissist and a dull one at that.
Plus, Brad was not the only ex to hint that Aniston was extremely boring, Mayer came right out and said she was. Plus, Mayer said she was bad in bed. OUCH!!!
I am totally okay with never seeing another Terry Richardson photo again.
+1
Oh Sassy, don’t say that, I accidentally got on a site of Uncle Terry’s that had “personal” pictures, and he and his “friends” had their pants down and were waving their willies around. Theroux was one of the friends. It was sickening.
And just for the record, that was DEFINITELY stuffing down Theroux’s pants in those jogging pants.
It is creepy that he shot their wedding photos. Even if they’re “normal”…..all I think of is a creeper behind the camera. Like SERIOUSLY?
wonder if he was wagging his willy about like he does when he shoots the models 🙂
Oh Sassy, don’t say that, I accidentally got on a site of Uncle Terry’s that had “personal” pictures, and he and his “friends” had their pants down and were waving their willies around. Theroux was one of the friends. It was sickening.
And just for the record, that was DEFINITELY stuffing in Theroux’s jogging pants.
(If this comment shows up twice, it’s because I accidentally posted in the wrong place, first.)
Mmmmm Jason Bateman doing yoga on the beach. Yum.
YAAAASSSSSS!!!!
+1,000,000
Yuck, a bijillion times, YUCK!!!!!!!!!
I’d rather hear about the FBI probing Blake’s divorce
I guess the tabs will have Angie’s take next?
If they do, it will be the FIRST time anyone tries to say Angie actually had anything to say about Aniston.
One reporter tried to get her to say something about both she and Aniston wearing red dresses on some magazine cover, Angie wore the dress, first. Anyhoo Angie put the reporter in his place, by simply saying, “And that concerns me, how”. Love it. Angie has never, and will never, utter Aniston’s name, much to Aniston and Huvane’s dismay.
That is how you SHUT IT DOWN. She did the same with Handler.. not a word or any acknowledgment.. and see where that all went. You don’t reply; you don’t give them a story. She has never said anything about Aniston. Nothing outside her Vogue interview over 7 years ago. And yes I think it does piss them off that she won’t engage.
Thrilled might be over-stating it, but any decent person would express happiness for an ex who’s remarried. I’m sure if and when Brad gets quoted it’ll be something pleasant and non-committal. “I wish her all the happiness in the world.” End scene.
+10000
Brad’s favorite line is ,”Jennifer is a great girl”.
Here is my favorite statement from Brad (among others):
“Awww… She’s (Jen) such a sweetheart!” Says Brad as he walks away from the reporter holding Angelina’s hand.
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
That says it all.
You can never go wrong when you say something nice about your ex. Love how Brad and Angie have always taken the high road. Which must be frustrating as hell for Aniston and Huvane, knowing they’ve been in the ring fighting all alone for over Ten years.
Sigh. Please, for the love of kitten, puppies, rainbows and cake with buttercream topping, can’t we have a Just/Jen or Brangelina post without posters going after each other? I hoped to all that is good and gravy that Jen’s marriage would stop the triangle nonsense once and for all but I see that nope. It will never, ever, ever, end.
Where’s Lilacflowers? I need one of her cocktails stat!
I believe they have all moved on, but the nonsense still sells, so the mags will make up crap until it stops selling their rags.. I think they are all happy where they are in life… and the haters on here are ridiculous!!!
It is really sad that the tabloids have to continue to tie these people together. I seriously doubt that Jen, Brad, and Angie think about this at all anymore. They all probably just roll their eyes when they see this is still a story a decade after everything happened.
Do people not have jobs, kids, families? I don’t even have time to READ all of these posts, let alone wait around to respond to someone who dares to disagree with me. Seriously, some of them are like essays! I don’t get it.
Just wondering how would you know that someone responded or was “waiting around to do so; if you are not reading all of them. Some people are posting at work or while they have a few minutes.
Why do people come to a “gossip site” to wag their finger at the people posting. If you have that Job, family, kids or whatever; then why are you here judging.. and not taking care of those things that are more important.
All one has to do is look at the name repeated over and over and the length of the comment. I read a word or two and pretty much get the same impression as KT. The defensiveness is over the top. Do you think Angie or brad give a shit about these overly invested fans? I’ll answer for you. NO!
Oh no no no….
You cannot have it both ways…
Remember as you point your finger there are three fingers pointing back at you…
The truth is you do not like the criticism Aniston gets for post-divorce neurotic behavior.
We have been criticizing for ten years because she provides NEW data for us to criticize… And this is coming from her PR guru Huvane. He will keep namedropping Brad to keep her relevant.
Do you also have the same outrage for the LeAnne/Eddie Cibrian/Brandi Glanville saga?
I promise you that triangle is far, far worse.
NO there is only “outrage” on a Jennifer Aniston thread.. just as there is always the “I love laughing at the comment” or “i don’t understand why people can’t move on’>.
check out the last Angie thread and read some of the comments from some of the Aniston fans here.. and come back and talk about how people need to move on. Hypocrisy at it’s best.
What what what WHATTTTT…..a tabloid story involving the two members of LE TRIANGLE that were actually married?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Stahhhhh, you get a gold star for this one!
I can’t believe the press still hasn’t gotten over this love triangle.
Can’t possibly be true. BP didn’t ran out of a room crying!!! 🙂
Nah, this time he shed one single, solitary tear and then played a tiny violin. Plus gerbils.
“plus gerbils”
LMAO
I. DIE.
People get married and divorced. This is a sad fact in America. Angelina broke up Jen’s marriage, probably. Jennifer and Justin broke Heidi Biven’s heart, probably. This is the not so new normal. Please let’s stop associating Jen and Brad. They’ve been apart a decade now folks….let’s get over it. They have.
It is time to stop saying Angie “broke” up Brad’s marriage. No one can break up a marriage, it’s not possible. Only the two people involved can break up their marriage. If it’s strong, no one, not even someone as beautiful Angie can break it. She’s never broken anyone’s marriage before.
So, maybe if you stop saying those sort of things, it might seem as if you aren’t invested.
BS magazine.
I love reading the comments on these posts. The fact that posters care so passionately about this gives me the giggles. And this one hasn’t even broken the record for number of comments….
So what? Who cares what Brad feels about Jennifer’s marriage? He gave up the right to “care” 10 years ago.
Everyone needs to just get on with THEIR life and stop commenting on each others’ lives. It’s old and inappropriate.
I am THRILLED Jen/Justin got hitched!! Now they can both sink into the D-List oblivion they both so richly deserve. Jen’s complete lack of any connection now to Brad should drive the final nail into her “star” coffin. Her vile Oscar campaign has set the stage pretty well but this should seal it.
I just want to know if the same person who designed the wedding rings was the same who was behind the engagement ring? No one has ever taken credit for that quartzy bauble have they?
It seems like the hate isn’t between Jen and Angie but the fans! Lighten up people! This supposed long drawn out feud is 90% media invented IMO.
Amen. 100%
Justin must have had a little bit of advanced notice if he was wearing white that day.
If he’s been paying alimony all this time he would be thrilled!