The Kardashian-Jenner clan has gone on vacation! They flew to St. Bart’s over the weekend, and these are some photos of the clan out and about on Monday. Who looks the most absurd? The answer may surprise you. Khloe and Kim Kardashian are dressed in all black (so summery!) and they were being followed around by some beefy bodyguards. I don’t know if the bodyguards were there for Kim or for Khloe, considering that Khloe might be worried that Lamar Odom is going to pop out of nowhere and accost her.
Kim and Khloe were joined by North West (not in these photos), Kourtney Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kris Jenner. I think Kylie is still partying with Tyga somewhere (?) and Caitlyn was not invited to the vacay. This is part of their annual on-camera vacation for E!, and I’m assuming E! picks up the tab for whatever luxury resort. Great gig if you can get it.
So who looks the most absurd? My money’s on Kourtney, with second place going to Kris. They were both trying WAY too hard. As for Kim… she finally looks really pregnant all over. This is how she looked during her first pregnancy too. And in St. Bart’s, she’s finally given up on wearing bulky coats to hide her butt. Now she’s just using Khloe as a shield.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Kourtney is trying to snag a new man but she’s not going to get one dressed up like this.
She looks like she is wearing Grandmothers lace curtains, who doesn’t love that look. Maybe Scott was styling her, if so come back Scott all is forgiven.
She looks like Bjork when she donned that swan dress. Only Bjork is cool and Kourtney is not cool, kool or kewl.
OMG – that dress, those sandals!!! Is this the “look what your missing, Scott!!” look? Yeah, I’d be drunk in a bar too.
And Pimp Mama trying to rock the same silly sandals. Kendal’s “I’m a model” look.
Geez, they all look … try hard. This is when I miss Joan Rivers.
She looks like she is wearing a bad halloween costume of Cupid. Just missing are the bow& arrows and wings. Too bad because I think she is very pretty.
SOOO Close…thought we made it through the day without the Klan posts.
Usually I would agree with you, Loopy. In this case, I rather enjoyed the posted pictures – NOT of the K Klan but of the expressions of the bodyguards in the background. They are as disgusted as we are – one having to tote purchases behind PMK and another having to follow Kimmy and Khloe so closely that no one can get photos of the mega-butts.
I cannot stop laughing at Kourtney’s absurd frou-frou dress. LOLOLOL. Seriously, that has got to be one of the ugliest outfits I’ve ever seen.
+1000000000000!!!
She has ruined her face. That mouth!
are they also being sponsored by Lace up Sandals and Slits that went too far??
*snorts*
Slits That Went Too Far…
It’s like Girls Gone Wild, but for skirts de la fameho’s
Apparently so. They look ridiculous on Kris. Grow up Kris.
Lol I came to the same conclusion about the sandals someone getting “free” advertising. 😀
My thought exactly !!
lmao!
DSW had a sale on lace up sandals.
I want Kendall’s outfit.
The rest… I can’t even with the even.
Even the cornrows?
What the h*ll is Kourtney wearing? I mean really what is that? 😱😱😱😲😲😨😨
Wtf is Kourtney wearing? She used to have such great style 😕
If my mom and I were wearing the exact same type of attention grabbing shoe/sandal, I would change before we left the house!
Really Kourtney…Victorian gladiator?!!
Did she pull the ruffled sheers from my great-grandmother’s bedroom? WTH!
Somehow next to Khloe; Kim looks less cat-faced. Khloe has got to stop messing with her face.
I’m not sure which sister’s the one wearing it, but the white dress is the ugliest thing I’ve seen in a while and makes me question either her sanity or her eyesight.
I bust out laughing at Courtney and then PMK’s costumes. They look ridiculous. Don’t they realize they look ridiculous? How can they not? Kimbo looks like a dumptruck and for someone who’s always at the gym, Khlozilla has zero tone in her upper arms.
They look like they came out of a clown car, except for Kendall.
Is Kim no longer pregnant?
omg those sandals O_o
Must be nice. I plan months ahead just to go to another state for a week
That’s one ugly negligee Kourtney is wearing.
I like the red lip on Kim. Makes her face look SO much more normal than all the nude makeup she does. Kendall can miss me with her hair 😒
Kim looks misshapen, not pregnant.
Kourtney……
And they’re always looking at their phones. They must be the most boring people.
Dare I say Kimmy looks very pretty in this outfit, I love the makeup and the hair. And the dress on her. She goes big when pregnant and there’s nothing she can do about it, but I gotta hand it to her (maybe soon, but still): She’s doing the pregnant-style MUCH better this time around.
Khloe looks basic
Kendall looks nice
Kris: WTF??
Kourt: WHY?
Kris and those gladiator shoes – too hilarious.
Kourtney – just, no. You look ridiculous.
With all of Satan’s Kash flowing through their hands, why are they getting a free vacation?
E is filming it for their show…so it’s free and they get paid to go. I guess their “vacation” episodes get good ratings ???
Did they get a group discount on those stupid sandals?
Their lace-up sandals make me think of trussed-up meats ready for roasting.
haha!!
I have good legs but I’m of a certain age where, let’s just say, swelling takes place if you try to do that lace up shit. What Kris has on her feet is a ticking time bomb…her legs are going to swell, bust out of those laces and take someone’s eye out.
God. Why try sooooo hard to dress to the nines on vacation? Those up to the knee lace up gladiator sandals are so stupid. So much effort!!!
They bring hair and make-up people on “vacation” with them (paid for by E of course). Also, is it me or does this family never look happy? They never look like they are having fun.
All women on this trip? Boring! The show is going to tank. What will their new shocking thing be besides those sandals? Smelling their own butts?
This may be TMI, but they did have a “vagina smelling” competition a few episodes ago…in a restaurant…using cloth napkins that are re-used (washed, but still !). They are so disgusting.
Oh My Grits!! This is one badly dressed bonkers family
O M G – Koutney’s lost the plot. How can a sane person wear this? Mommy Dearest and Miss Havisham morphed.
Why is Kim wearing those awful black spandex ankle length dress?