I’m still playing catch-up on some of the news and stuff that happened over the long holiday weekend, so that’s why we’re talking about Khloe Kardashian right now. These photos of Khloe are from the weekend, and as you can see in some of the pics, she has a beefy bodyguard protecting the Pinocchio Butt at all times now. THAT should be the sequel to The Bodyguard, by the way. The Bodyguard 2: Serving the Pinocchio Butt. Khloe’s butt is now being serviced by full-time bodyguards because of the Lamar Odom incident a few weeks back. Many of you claimed it was a planned-out thing from the Kardashian camp, but I truly believe Lamar scared Khloe and that her fear was genuine. Which isn’t to say that the whole situation won’t be exploited for the reality show.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians just hired some new muscle! RadarOnline.com has learned that after Khloe Kardashian‘s scary run-in with Lamar Odom while filming KUWTK outside a Beverly Hills Soul Cycle, the show has made the decision to hire extra security to keep her safe. A production insider told Radar, “Nobody was going to take any chances with Khloe’s safety, so the decision was made to hire bodyguards.”
“Of course, the whole drama is going to be a storyline for the upcoming season,” the source said. “Khloe didn’t want to pay for a bodyguard out of her own pocket when she wasn’t filming, but she hasn’t been alone since the incident with Lamar. Khloe feels very secure at her mansion because she lives in a gated community, and her mansion is also behind gates. She has cameras all over the property as well. Her brother Rob and boyfriend James Harden are constantly around.”
Ah, so the bodyguards aren’t actually full-time. She just has them when she’s out, or when she’s filming KUWTK, and when the guards aren’t around, she has her boyfriend of a few months and Sock Kardashian watching her back? Girl, make the investment in full-time bodyguards! DAT BUTT NEEDS A BODYGUARD.
Meanwhile, did you know that Khloe had a tattoo on her lower back? I say “had” because she got it lasered off late last week. I always hated the term “tramp stamp,” but I have to admit that Khloe’s tattoo was SUPER tacky. It said “Daddy” in cursive. Gross. I mean, if you want to get a tattoo to honor your late father, God bless. But don’t get “daddy” on your lower back. At least she got it lasered off?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Instagram.
For people as famous as they are I t are, I would think they would have round the clock security. And the Kardashians are so greedy In the way they expect E to pay for everything even though they get fat pay checks. They were even selling bras on ebay and only 10 % went to charity SMH
What? Their used bras? Ick.
I thought Rob had gone into hiding in Florida?
No I think he is living with khloe and has made up with Kimbo. He has been working out with them, so I’m guessing the big Rob has lost weight reveal is not too far off.
Side note; I’m beyond ashamed that I know this 😞
you are not a bentley
I was wondering already who the Bentley was supposed to be.
every time i see her all i see is her dad OJ. his features are slightly more refined though.
She most definitely NOT a Kardashian. Her da is big boned, like her.
I really don’t care for the Kardashians in any capacity, but good grief every single post about Khloe someone HAS to bring up the fact that she’s not a Kardashian. Leave the poor girl alone. If it were you, or someone you know, and people kept throwing it in your face that your dad isn’t really your dad, you’d be pretty hurt over it. Make fun of her all you want – there is SO MUCH there – but don’t pour salt in her wounds.
Yes, I gagged a little on that one, too. A Bentley. Please.
She looks SO much like that hairdresser guy her mom had an affair with. Forgot his name, but it is so obvious he’s her father. I don’t know how she can keep denying this to herself.
She probably does know who the sperm donor was or has a strong suspicion. But her dad was absolutely Robert Kardashian. He knew the odds were that she wasn’t genetically connected to him, because Demon Mother had the restraint of a cat in heat, but he accepted and loved Khloe as his daughter anyway. She knows that. I don’t know why people are so focused on the guy who spent a few seconds on the job. Anybody can be a sperm donor, who cares? All this speculation is rather insulting to everybody who has been adopted.
Bentley should sue her for the comparision.
More like a Yugo!
Agreed. Also, regarding home page thumbnail… isn’t she a bit tall for a hobbit?
Except for Kendall and Kourtney to a degree, I find the rest of the family repugnant in their materialistic, shallow, plastic surgery/injectibles obsessed lives.
You might want to rethink Kourtney, yesterday I something about her getting new boobs and posting bikini photos non stop.
I think Kourtney is doing that to show Scott what he no longer has. I kinda give her a pass, she doesn’t seem quite as self-absorbed as the rest.
She’s had her implants for many years. Maybe they just had be renewed?
That tattoo was awful.
A girl I know has the name of her late mother on her arm. She lost her some months after she was born, and when she turned 18 she asked for a tattoo, and she chose her mother’s name. I was moved.
She might have removed the stamp, but not the tramp.
Zing! 👏👏
It’s like a train wreck! So hard to not click on the link and then scroll down and see the pictures. What possess these people? That butt is beyond rational.
its something that is so fascinating to observe, you find yourself so repulsed yet its hard to look away. the azz is gross really. it would be so amazing if kris decided to publicly release all of the cosmetic procedures the family has had.
Does anyone really consider their cartoonish figures attractive? It’s like one big freak show and we, much as we hate to admit it, are like moth’s drawn to the flame. I’m wondering if one of their butts ever gets so big it ruptures. How much can they be inflated? Balloons and tires have their limits, their butts must have one also.
A daddy tramp stamp is wrong in so many ways. Oh and that is not a Bently, that is a monster truck!
i think he’s a bodyguard provided by E! (shocking they don’t pay for him) …i’ve seen him in afew pics with the other family members i think.
That dude’s bicep looks like it’s made out of the same material as her butt.
I still say SHE may not have known about Lamar showing up, but there’s no way her mother or one of the other E people didn’t set that up. Instant headlines and story line for the show.
“That dude’s bicep looks like it’s made out of the same material as her butt.”
I was just scrolling down to comment on this, it’s so odd. Pinocchio Arms?
Popeye.
Come on – so at 6something in the morning they just happen to be recording the show (she’s doing something supposedly routine for her so most likely they wouldn’t be recording this every single day) and it also happens to be the one day Lamar shows up? Ok. Haha. I don’t believe anything is authentic in their life. This new big bodyguard fits into the narrative they are creating. I can’t believe people still fall for this considering how many lies they have been caught in. So Imagine all the lies we don’t know about.
The other thing I see is that this was ONE instance of Lamar showing up. I get it if she is being continually harrassed by Lamar but she isn’t (we would know about it if she was). I agree, someone knew and probably didn’t tell her just to get a reaction that they didn’t have to refilm as Lamar wasn’t in on it. Also, who approved of her getting a tattoo at 16? Where I live, you have to be 18. BTW, has she gotten rid of the Lamar tattoo?
You are forgetting who Khloe’s mother is? Kris”Demon Mother, Lucifer’s Homegirl” Jenner. She probably approved Khloe getting the tattoo, just like she allowed Kylie to get so much plastic surgery done. This family is shameless
Yeah, if it was real, I think she would pay for a full time bodyguard. If anything, the danger is exaggerated IMO. I don’t believe Lamar’s a stalker type
Robert Kardashian is not even her real father.
Yes, Robert Kardashian is her real father. Maybe not the sperm donor, but the few seconds required for that doesn’t make a man a father.
Honestly, do you folks do this to your friends who are adopted? Endlessly speculate about their genetics and keep saying their mom and dad who raised and loved them aren’t their “real parents”?
Well, she lasered off the tattoo, now, if she could just laser off the rest of that ass then we would be on to something.
It says she got the Daddy tramp stamp when she was 16. I don’t know about CA, but where I live, you need to be 18 or have a parent’s permission to get a tattoo. Then again, look what Kris let Kylie do to herself at 16.
Does that look like steroids or what (both her booty and his biceps)?
Not to be crude, but it’s so yucky to think that her partner was reading “daddy” while…
Blech
who tattoos “Daddy” right above their ass-crack? How is that honoring him? Granted, her whole back end has shifted in the last year, but still………..
Yeah, the tat used to be between her shoulder blades….
LOL!
The front picture is really funny because it looks like a giant ear is coming out of her hair.
I thought the same thing when I saw that. Is it an odd angle or something? Does she have unusually large ears?
Edit: never mind, just read emmyb’s comment.
I’ve nothing to say about the story… But the photo on the landing page looks like she has a comedy ear poking out from her hair (it’s the bodyguard standing behind her)
That Apple Fritter of a butt has got to go!!!! Sorry boo, but that is what your tramp stamp is! Not that stupid tat, it’s that doughnut shop you call a a**
So Kris let her 16 year old daughter get a “Daddy” tramp stamp?
I just can’t with this family.
I believe the “Daddy” tatoo was in reference to LaMar and not her father.