Johnny Depp & Amber Heard at ‘Black Mass’ TIFF premiere: stunning or sad?

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard walked the red carpet last night at TIFF for Black Mass. This is — whether he’ll admit it or not — Johnny’s big make or break movie. Oddly enough (and according to Lainey), he’s he’s not doing any press junkets, possibly because he keeps saying weird stuff about eating his dogs to fix Terriergate. That’s not the kind of talk a studio wants from an Oscar candidate, I guess. Johnny did show up to a press conference yesterday in ratty old jeans, and those photos are in the gallery.

At the premiere, Amber looked like a straight-up bombshell. Her last few red carpet turns have been rather somber, so this Victoria Beckham LBD with a sweetheart neckline does the trick. With red lips and glamorous waves, she turned the volume up when it mattered most. As for Johnny, I can see that Dior Homme tried their hardest to work with his kooky fashion sense. The fashion house piled a three-piece suit on top of Johnny’s necklaces and his Don Juan DeMarco moustache. It’s not working out so well.

These Dior suits aren’t awful by nature, but they’re very poorly tailored. Perhaps Johnny refused to attend fittings. With Amber turning it up to eleven, they look very strange together. His shoes are the worst part of this whole ensemble, which makes him look like an expensively dressed lounge lizard.

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp

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  1. Tiffany27 says:

    Needs more Joel Edgerton.

  2. lisa2 says:

    Amber looks amazing.. seriously beautiful.. Johnny.. looks better.. but I hate that Red shirt and accents. All those necklaces.. But he looks better. Not showing those teeth. his hair is thinning.. it looks like he did an at home dye job.. too black in places.

    I wish I could say the kiss was sexy or hot.. but it is missing that something.

    • Ysohawt1 says:

      Amber is stunning.

    • Don't kill me I'm French says:

      +1

    • Hannah says:

      I find her so, so boring and generic. Like a stereotypical Hollywood starlet.
      He looks better but that’s not saying much. The kiss is kind of yucky and akward. He didn’t used to be all pda on red carpets .. Must be her that’s into it. It looks a bit desperate.

      • meh says:

        I agree about amber. Yeah she looks good, but any thin white woman can look exactly like that with some peroxide, hot rollers, red lipstick, and tight dress from the mall. She is nothing special.

      • mandy says:

        THIS!!!!

      • Tiffany :) says:

        She has a gorgeous face. Not all thin white women look alike, you know!

      • EN says:

        Amber physically is very beautiful, no two ways about it. But yes, she is boring. She is missing that spark of personality which makes you want to get to know a person on an individual level. She just looks like a very pretty ornament.

    • MG says:

      For the love of God, can’t he look clean and tailored just once?? And his new cologne commercial…omg…it’s so embarrassing. I hope Black Mass is amazing because I really do think he’s such a talented actor. Oh Johnny…why?

      • Scarlet Vixen says:

        My kids saw his fragrance commercial yesterday and did the kid version of “Wtf was that??” They kept asking, “Why is there a buffalo in the road? Why does he wear so much jewelry? And WHY is he burying it in the desert? Is he wearing makeup? What does that have to do with perfume? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??” I had no idea how to respond. LoL

      • Lake Mom says:

        Alcoholism is taking it’s toll.

    • bluevelvet says:

      He looks better than usual, she is gorgeous; ,however, I don’t think they make a good couple. To me, he looks like her Dad. I guess I can’t slam her for marrying him though. He’s supposedly hilarious and quirky and fun, so I can see why she could fall for him. Plus all the $$$$$ doesn’t hurt, either. (Not Gold digger shaming) : P

  3. Kaye says:

    His eyes look bleak.

    • bellenola says:

      I never really thought he was ‘hot’, but I always found him to be so cool and just happy to be doing his own thing. Now he just looks sad. I’m sure his family must be worried.

      • WTF says:

        His family must be worried. It doesn’t seem that Amber Heard the Turd is worried at all. She’s just as happy to get attention being on his arm. SHE CAN’T ACT!!! She’s strikes me as lazy. She’s not willing to do the work to be a good actress, but she wants the recognition and the accolades. She doesn’t deserve them.
        Now she’s dissing the very media that she is hoping will push her career!!!! This is not a smart woman, despite what Depp wants everyone to believe. She’s a stereotypical air-headed blonde. Depp can do better.
        Just an FYI, the main media source that is pushing Ms. Amber Turd aka Mrs. Johnny Dippshit, is the Daily Mail from the UK (most everyone really doesn’t care much about her, only her and Depp together). The Daily Mail is connected to Turd’s parents, her father and/or her mother are friendly with the editors. There is an agreement there to push her career. They always speak of her in shining terms, Depp sometimes get thrown under the bus. Her people are supplying DM with all of the info. The fix is in to try to sell this bland person as a viable relevant starlet. Not gonna happen, she’s got nothing to back up her looks, except for Depp and his money.

  4. ncboudicca says:

    He looks terrible. 🙁

    • doofus says:

      he does…I think part of the problem is that he’s put on weight (you can see he’s got a belly/gut) and that the suit isn’t tailored very well. tight across the gut and too long sleeves.

      but he also looks pale and tired and…yes…terrible. too much booze. and honestly…I think he’s starting to realize that this relationship is not going to last.

      • SnowAngel says:

        I agree the jacket is killing the look here. I think the sleeves are a bit long, and I like to see a little of the dress shirt cuff coming out of the bottom of the sleeve of the jacket, no too much. Otherwise it looks like he could be wearing a short sleeve shirt. And what’s up with the collar of that dress shirt? Someone did a hatchet job taping the collar points down. I also wish they had switched sides for the picture, because Amber is kind of blocking Johnny out with her one sided hair. It’s kind of like what my teenage daughter does when she pretends she’s ignoring me. She puts up this shield of hair between us, and starts texting!

      • Azurea says:

        His suit jacket sleeves are always too long! I think he just doesn’t give a f***.

      • Zwella Ingrid says:

        I agree he has put on weight. That mustache is terrible. Let’s face it, he is getting older and not really aging well at all, and the way he dresses is not helping him any. I used to think he was hot X 1000, but it is all over now. Getting old really sucks. Very few of us can pull it off and still look good. Sadly, Johnny is not one of them. He needs to get sober and re-hone his acting skills if possible. I think the relationship with Amber is a mismatch. I agree with others who have mentioned not seeing any chemistry between them.

    • Sarah says:

      Johnny is starting to remind me of Fat Elvis. He has that doughy, bloated look and dead eyes.

      • zinjojo says:

        Sarah, you just nailed it. He looks just like bloated, fat Elvis in his last years, and unhealthy too (I’m old, I remember!).

        Lainey had a post yesterday in which she described seeing him close up at a bar late at night the other night and how truly bad he looks.

      • Daria Morgendorffer says:

        @Sarah, I thought the same exact thing when I saw the pictures of him from Venice. That’s not a very good sign, because Elvis was in worse shape than he looked and we all know how that turned out. Hope Johnny’s health is OK, but he doesn’t look too healthy.

      • Cheryl says:

        I am wondering if he is developing cirrhosis – fluid in the abdomen due to alcohol abuse. He’s gained some weight, but not enough to warrant how big the suits are- especially around his midsection. Or maybe that’s just a beer gut he developed. But he has that grey-ish look of someone with liver failure…. Except I don’t see any jaundice in his eyes. So, yeah, if that’s what I think of when I look at these photos, if categorize this as SAD.

      • Larelyn says:

        Fat Elvis and Kelly Bundy, out on a date…

      • Canadian Becks says:

        Omg, Larelyn, you nailed it! She IS KELLY BUNDY!
        HaaaaahaaAaaaaa

    • EN says:

      Getting old in the spotlight is hard.

  5. ds says:

    She looks great! Her hair looks great! But when did kissing Johnny Depp become yucky?

  6. kay says:

    She looks like a wax figure. He’s poster child for male middle age crisis.

  7. Matador says:

    Looks like he’s wearing another pair of shoes from the Tom Cruise “Gentle Lift” series.

  8. Jan says:

    I didn’t know they were expecting….When is Johnny due? He looks grey and bloated. Ill, actually. She looks try-hard. Isn’t understated the norm for a +1? I guess she forgot. Ugh.

  9. Elisa the I. says:

    He gives me Charlie Sheen vibes. no bueno. 🙁

    • funcakes says:

      Charlie! Wow johnny boy should keep Charlie in mind because he looks a hot mess. Charles use to be soon handsome and now he looks like a man in his early seventies.

  10. H says:

    The Johnny Depp of my teenage years is gone. I don’t know this bloated mess trying to look 30 years younger, but it’s disturbing. He’s not aging well. Sorry, Johnny we all get old, embrace it.

    • PixieWitch says:

      I was just thinking that, the old depp is gone. From Hell was on this weekend and he was just so awesome then. the roles he chose, his look, his privacy away from Hollywood. But that being said, he looks better here. He looks clean and not overly depressed and sober.

    • Camille says:

      I agree with you H. I never thought my crush on JD would die, sadly it did years ago. These pics just nail my feelings to the wall, he really does look terrible :(.

  11. Kate says:

    Gah, with his greasy hair out of his face you can see he still has that amazing bone structure. If he’d lay off the booze and take care of himself a better he’d still be as gorgeous as he was 20 years ago. Such a waste of great genetics lol.

  12. sarah says:

    I feel like she only looks “stunning/beautiful” because he looks so bad… God Johnny, what the heck is that suit? Horrible tailoring, he looks incredibly boxy & un-proportionate

    • Ankhel says:

      He makes her look great, she makes him look worse. How does he not see it?!

      • bluevelvet says:

        He is legally blind in one eye, and the other eye is not so great either…that’s why you see him wearing glasses. Some people have horrible eyesight ( like ME!) My thought is maybe he’s going sans glasses, and he can’t see anything but colors…unable to actually see and/or recognize people, places and things…

  13. Shambles says:

    He still looks so sallow, but it’s been worse. Overall, not the absolute most like a f*cked up, alcoholic zombie that Johnny Depp has looked. High five, this is where the bar is now.

    But f*ck yeah for Don Juan DeMarco! (Even though it’s probably the reason he’s okay with looking like such a slob, because OMG MARLON BRANDO)

  14. Lilacflowers says:

    The Boston-area opening of Black Mass is tonight and Depp is supposed to attend. Should be interesting.

    • funcakes says:

      God, maybe it’s not to late use a Madame Trussad wax figure because he looks as though he can barely stand up in these pictures.

    • NUTBALLS says:

      Lilac, I just got an email from our local art house cinema informing me we have a special Thursday night screening of Black Mass. What??? Did you hear about them doing this?

      Not sure why Colorado got on the list of locations… but I’m going. Will report back.

      • Lilacflowers says:

        @Nutballs, several of our AMC theaters here do a special screening of big movies the night before “opening”. I see a lot of films that way because it is easier to get tickets. Black Mass is showing at several of the big chain cinemas for one showing Thursday night. It premieres at the Coolidge tonight with Johnny but I’m not sure it will actually show at the Coolidge. Depp will probably really love the Coolidge.

        Oh, the Globe described the otter’s accent as “passing strange”

      • NUTBALLS says:

        I didn’t realize it was opening this weekend. I guess we’re not so special after all!

        I’m more interested in Spotlight, but now that Depp’s performance is getting good reviews I might actually get excited about this movie too.

      • Dara says:

        Spotlight is near the top of my list. The story looks compelling enough, but add in Liev, Ruffalo, Tucci and Slattery and my money is practically flying out of my wallet already.

      • Lilacflowers says:

        You can still feel special if you want to feel special.

        I am looking forward to seeing this, bad accents and all. I do hope Depp is back in form and want to see what Edgerton can do. BC is miscast as Billy, with whom I’ve worked, so I’m going to have to pretend he’s playing someone else with his “passing strange” (thanks, Ty Burr!) accent.

        Really looking forward to Spotlight and it’s great cast. Keaton looks so good, I might be able to forgive his atrocious accent.

      • NUTBALLS says:

        Dara, based on everything I’ve read from Telluride and TIFF reviewers, it is my early pick for Best Picture. Perhaps Keaton will get the Best Actor this year?

      • NUTBALLS says:

        Well, I am special, but not probably in the way most people want to be.

        I could forgive Keaton pretty much anything, because he’s Keaton and he doesn’t take crap from people. Like the Bloke. I adore them, warts and all.

        I already know I’m going to love Spotlight and Room and 45 Weeks. Those movies can’t get here fast enough. I’ve added Son of Saul, Brooklyn and Sicario to the list of most anticipated.

  15. Pizzaface says:

    He def looks sad. It is striking when you compare these photos to the ones he posed for with Paradis or Ryder.

    • Naddie says:

      I get sad just by looking at this woman’s face. Imagine the pain of being next to her.

    • belle de jour says:

      I was struck by the seeming relationship differences between these photographs and those taken of him with V. Paradis. Before, they looked ‘together-together’ and like a quirky but matched pair; in these, you can’t help but have the feeling she is reaping all the benefits of an uneven pairing (on several levels).

      Who knows what goes on between two people, of course – or even in one person’s mid-life crisis, if that’s what he had – but you wonder if he lost a lot more than he knew.

      I loved his performances in Benny and Joon and Edward Scissorhands and Sweeney Todd, and hope that he’s at least found his professional mojo again in this latest film.

  16. Tig says:

    She is very pretty, and that dress fits her to a T. Black Mass is not my cup of tea, but hope it does well. OT- there are some exciting films coming out this fall, so if we want something besides caped whoever on screen, go see these movies!

  17. Astrid says:

    She looks amazing except for her shoes IMO. I can’t with Johnny anymore

  18. JudyK says:

    Amber Heard is my idea of true beauty. She is exquisite here–shiny hair, gorgeous skin, body to die for, killer dress and dynamite red shoes.

    No comment on Johnny or his attire.

    • kay says:

      She had a nose job and probably more.

    • funcakes says:

      And her face looks recently “refreshed”.

    • Hannah says:

      Well he didn’t use to date ” Hollywood” ..His exes were quirky European beauties, he never went for this Hollywood starlet type of girl before. (Neither moss nor paradise Are into the Hollywood way of life, they are women who now look their age actually ).
      Maybe that’s the problem, for all ambers supposed “perfect beauty”… Which I find rather boring to look at because she has no charisma…He’s never looked more miserable..

      • Lilacflowers says:

        Sherilynn Fenn
        Jennifer Grey
        Winona Ryder

      • Hannah says:

        I googled them and although beautiful they are not Hollywood sterotypical beauties. Two dark haired Jewish girls and grey who when she was pictured with depp had a rather unconventional beauty. Not to mention that they seemed (especially Ryder) as quirky as him. Heard on the other hand is the typical blonde Hollywood bombshell type.bite really like he totally changed type with this one.

    • EN says:

      True beauty is on the inside, though. One cannot be truly beautiful without a truly beautiful soul that shines outward.

  19. PunkyMomma says:

    He looks awful.

  20. Willa says:

    Diamond encrusted safety pin earrings?! Expensive rebel.

  21. Barrett says:

    So weird. He WAS hot back in the day. What a self destructive but.

  22. Mispronounced Name Dropper says:

    He looks awful? Come on. Compared to most fifty two year old guys he looks fantastic. In fact I’d say he looks better than 80% of fifty two year old guys.

    • Esmom says:

      I don’t know. That’s my response when people say Brad Pitt isn’t aging well, although I’d put him at looking better than 99% of guys his age. Johnny to me looks like he’s been in a hospital and was allowed a pass to go out for the evening. And more than his sickly physical appearance, he seems to have no light or life in his eyes. Sad.

      • Mispronounced Name Dropper says:

        You should see some of the people I come across working for a not for profit community health centre.

      • Mich says:

        Yes. Because that is a totally comparable reality to a mega rich film star.

        “Johnny Depp looks better than 80% of the indigent people I see in my job.”

        Congrats Johnny.

      • Mispronounced Name Dropper says:

        Oh so for a mega rich film star AKA someone who looks fantastic he looks terrible. Um…ok.

    • Naddie says:

      The problem is that he is Johnny Depp, The Johnny Depp. The average fifty year old guys have never been great looking, sexy and interesting as he used to be, so it’s more about pairing him up with his old/younger self.

      • Amber says:

        I also balk at people trying to chalk up it to simply aging. (Even then I could compare him to a lot of actors and say he isn’t aging well. I could compare him to my dad and say he isn’t aging well.) As Lainey Gossip said (someone linked to it the other day) this is not aging, this is a catch-all. At best this is just the latest in this cycle of bloat/grease and then clean up that he’s been doing for years. At worst, this is the catch-all that caught-up and there’s no going back. And if this guy wasn’t named Johnny Depp and I just saw some greasy, bloated middle-aged man walking down the street, I’d think he was pretty gross (and also assume that he was a drinker or on drugs). Not to mention the way he dresses, the slurred speech, etc., @Naddie, I kinda’ think the only redeeming things about his looks right now are those things that remain. The fact that we’re talking about Johnny Depp and you can see what those cheekbones and eyes used to be.

    • Truthful says:

      Keanu reaves, Rob Lowe, Robert Downey Junior,John Stamos, Tom Cruise (yes even him…), Kevin Bacon, Lenny Kravitz, Daniel-Day Lewis, Clive Owen, Viggo Mortensen, Colin Firth,….

      Those are his “peers”, ACTORS over 50 (not regular people with sensible different means to have the perfect lifestyle one can dream of) … and he looks like their dad! Their dad!

      heck! even Sean Penn looks way much better than him ! Sean Friggin’ Pean

      So yeah he looks awful!

      • vauvert says:

        Not even comparing to actors, just comparing him to the 50 year olds in our circle – successful professionals with busy careers and kids – he looks awful. The guys I know – my hot hubby included, take care of themselves, are active, in shape, don’t smoke or do drugs, drink moderately, eat well and look great – in fact I find them much better looking than say, in their twenties. I seriously doubt Johnny could keep up with any of them – a full day in surgery, skating with the boys at hockey practice, then out for dinner, and doing it all over again the next day.

        Johnny looks terribly unhealthy, out of shape, and it’s not a few crinkles around the eyes that age him, that would be just fine. It’s the result of his lifestyle, substance abuse and so on.

      • Amide says:

        @Truthful – Keanu Reeves looks AMAZING! So does John Stamos.

      • Truthful says:

        @Vauvert: I know perfectly what you mean… I compared him to actors …because in my circles men are my age : late 20s/Early thirties ;)… but totally agree with you ! Regular men his age are way much better (my dad surely is and he is older than him!)

      • bellenola says:

        I passed Lenny Kravitz in the street last year and the man looked about thirty.

      • WinnieCoopersMom says:

        Woah now…Sean Penn looks 80 all the time. Depp isnt THAT bad off ..but yeah when you compare him to Lenny, Stamos, Rob Lowe, and even Liam Neeson who is about 10 yrs older, they all def look much better, healthier and happier. Poor choices, even in relationships, can age a person.

    • Neah23 says:

      What busted 50 year old men have you seen that you think Johnny looks better then 80% of the worlds population of men over 50?

    • Mispronounced Name Dropper says:

      Come on guys we know all this hyperbole over “how bad Johnny looks” is just backlash over him leaving his wife and kids to be with a much younger woman.

      • Truthful says:

        not really… It’s just stating what our eyes see… at least mine for the rest I don’t care… but he is just a fat and unhealthy middle-age man. I dislike sean while I am absolutely indifferent to Johnny Depp, and even I find Sean Penn less unattractive and wrecked

  23. Ann says:

    Menopausal bloat. Deep really has bottomed out since he separated from Paradis.

    • Sofacat says:

      He really has. It’s as if Vanessa really cared for him, I mean, looked after him. I don’t get that vibe from Heard at all. It just comes over again and again that she’s in it for what she can get out of it, because her ‘talent’ wasn’t doing it for her. Heaven only knows what he’s getting out of it (except possibly the obvious!) That snogging and ear-nibbling stuff is so tacky. Where did your class go, Johnny??

  24. Mich says:

    Perhaps the poor tailoring is an attempt to hide how swollen his abdomen is.

    He looks terrible – the unwell kind of terrible. And the Don Juan DeMarco is not even or centered. Now that I have noticed that it is all my eyes will see.

  25. MoxyLady007 says:

    I wonder about his kids seeing him like this. That must be really hard for them.

  26. Crispy says:

    He toned down the makeup contouring at this event (compared to yesterday’s post), so yay?

  27. Alice says:

    Please lose the tacky jewelry, Johnny. It may cost thousands, but it looks like something found at the dollar store.

  28. A.Key says:

    She looks beautiful and he looks sad.

  29. Tdub30 says:

    I’ll refer to yesterday’s post about Idris. J Depp wouldn’t look nearly as bad if his clothes fit just a little bit better. He looks like a kid wearing his dad’s clothes. Just a mess.

  30. Bichon says:

    It is stunningly sad.

  31. kay says:

    Lainey has a post on this and Amber is as smug and arrogant as you imagine.

    ————————-

    Amber’s mother was waiting for her and ended up telling Maury from Kiss 92.5 who she was. When Amber saw that her mother was talking to the media… well…she had some advice.

    “Never make eye contact.”

    She says it like she’s a pro. Great. Would a pro get caught on the audio? F-cking amateur.

    • Magpie says:

      How is this good advice? What is the point of not making eye contact? Though lots of stars (cruise, spears) have a no eye contact rule. I don’t get it.

      • Lucrezia says:

        Eye-contact is a signal that you want someone to approach you. Have you not noticed? I’m sure you do it in everyday life and just haven’t realised.

        We make eye-contact with people we want to interact with (the hottie across the bar, the sales-person behind the counter who’s ignoring the customers). And we avoid eye-contact with those we want to leave us alone (the creep, the person rattling the charity tin when we’re about to spend money on self-indulgent crap, the customer who doesn’t realise that we’re doing something essential and we can’t actually serve them right this second).

        In this case, it probably was good advice. If her mum had made eye-contact, the media would’ve taken it as a signal she might be willing to answer questions and would’ve started yelling out even more.

    • Amide says:

      After all her numerous TV and movie flops this Depp relationship has finally given her succour and she has the red carpet dictac mastered.
      A long way from the days Heard used to stage pap shots in LA garages complete in full make up, to get attention after all the charisma free floppage. That’s when she wasn’t bleating to anyone who would listen about what an ‘artiste’ she is.

    • SilkyP says:

      Hahaha! ‘Never make eye contact’, and this coming from Amber Heard who seems to get completely high on posing for photographers on the red carpet.

  32. Crumpet says:

    How does one kiss when wearing red lipstick? I give Johnny props for being willing.

    He was so lovely and mysterious in the Vanessa days. Where art thou Johnny Depp?

    • Sofacat says:

      This. :(( Sadly.

    • Tara says:

      He had a beautiful family, and he likes to think he’s so unconventionally cool, but he ended up like any other shallow rich guy going through a mid life crisis.

      • Chewbacca says:

        OMG yes, He’s always put himself out there as this deep, arty, too cool intellectual type. In reality, he needs hot blonde chicks to make him feel better about being fifty. If he was anywhere near as cool as he pretends, he’d still be with Vanessa. Sticking with an awesome women for life and showing that a commitment, shared history and children are more substantial and meaningful that not looking older is so much cooler. Obviously, if they had more serious issues than that, this doesn’t apply, my impression is that they didn’t. It reeks of a cliched mid life crisis. Sad.

  33. Esteph says:

    I feel like I always have to ask this, what do you think they talk about? I cannot see the connection between them both

  34. Who ARE these people? says:

    Sad. Somewhere underneath all that is a handsome and accomplished man. Doesn’t he know it?

    • captain says:

      Pirates movies ruined it, imo. He became someone he never wanted to become, this big bucks bringer, and then didn’t know if it was him now. In the beginning it was all great, but eventually it ruined the solid knowledge he got in the years before that about who he was as an actor and where he stood in HWood’s markt.

  35. funcakes says:

    His sad little goatee. Poor little patches.

  36. meme says:

    he’s gross but she’s gorgeous. how does she kiss him without getting nauseous?

  37. Magpie says:

    Now that he’s supposedly sober he must realize he made a huge mistake by trading in the mother of his children for a super possessive starlet with big ambition. They are not at all in the same place in their lives and he must know it won’t last. He looks unhealthy and unhappy.

  38. Angel L says:

    Did he get hair plugs? his hair looks suspect. And his complexion is so grey and sickly looking.
    I don’t like her but she looks beautiful. She should have worn the safety pin earring instead of him.

  39. pretty says:

    tom cruise is 1 years older than him. google tom cruise 2005. he looks exactly the same as 2015. and google jonny depp 2005. haahaa holy hall that is sad sad sad.

    • Fallon says:

      That totally ruined my day.

    • Lexi says:

      Cruise looks great for his age. Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt have both aged very poorly.

      • BNA FN says:

        I have to disagree with you about Brad. When Brad wants to look good he shaves, cut his hair and he looks fabulous. Brad body always look fit unless he gains weight for a part in a movie. I believe Brad never was into being pretty. I read an article where he says he was always uncomfortable with his looks because he found it unfair that things came to him easily because of his looks. Anyone remember when he was married to his x and he was wearing that ugly beard just because he did not give a S..t.

      • Lexi says:

        @ BNFA
        No need to get upset because I don’t think he looks good anymore. What are you? His paid shill? Gimmie a break. He has not aged well . If you compare his looks to about 10-15 years ago, he has lost the hot and is out of shape now. Same with Depp. You brangloonies are stalkers and creepy.
        Tom Cruise on the other hand has aged beautifully. The man is still very handsome in the face and is fit for 53.

      • BNA FN says:

        Im not upset , I’m entitled to my opinion as do you. Why is it Jen hens are always ready for a fight by referring to Brad and Angelinas fans as loons for stating our opinions.

      • Mary says:

        Lexi, BNA FN didn’t seem at all upset in her first post! How can you tell from that one post she’s a Brangelooney? It’s okay to disagree. And BNA FN, Lexi’s opinion is that Depp and Pitt look like shite while Cruise is beautiful. That doesn’t make her a JenHen! It just means you both need to sing a round of Kumbaya while toasting marshmallows and drinking something you both can agree on.

      • Lexi says:

        @ Mary, this person acted like how a brangeloonie acts and I called her out for her. Her comments about Pitt and his x shows she has some mental health issues. What gave her a right to attack me and call me a ‘jenhen”? What is a ‘jenhen’ anyways? It has nothing do with what I wrote.

        @ BNA FAN
        Excuse me? What is a ‘jenhen’? I don’t hate or love any celeb. We don’t know any of these people personally and I just left a harmless comment saying I don’t think Depp and Pitt have aged well. Its you who is being rude and trying to start a fight here. What does Pitt x have to do with the comment I wrote? Are you off your medication right now?? You have been nothing but insulting. Were you raised in the gutter?? I have as much right to leave an opinion here as anyone else and not be harassed. You are not an authority here and your opinion is just an opinion. Please leave me alone now.

    • Tiny Martian says:

      Yeah, but Tom Cruise has had lots of work done on both his body and his face, so there’s that.

      To me it looks like, sartorial proclivities aside, the main thing that is aging Johnny is the extra weight and alcohol bloat. If he’d drop a few pounds and lay off the drinking, he’d look way better than Tom and his chipmunk cheeks

      • Hannah says:

        yes but even if cruise had work done you know Tom takes care of himself. He’s never been a hellraiser. He’s the sporty outdoorsy kind of guy.People underestimate what part depps lifestyle plays in this sudden ageing.
        It’s not just normal ageing it’s a result of his lifestyle. I think that if depp had kept a healthy lifestyle at least at theage he is now he would have been as hot older man as say Keanu reeves ,rob Lowe or Lenny kravitz. Johnny actually has good genes, when he was in his 40s he looked at least 10 years younger. I remember as a kid being amazed that he was actually over 40. But all of a sudden now in his 50s he looks much older than he is.

      • Lexi says:

        @ Hannah, Tom has always been fit. Depp used to do drugs and party alot when he was in his 30s . I think thats why he has not aged well.

      • BNA FN says:

        @Lexi, why do you believe I’m upset. I’m only stating my opinion like you have stated yours. Why is it the jenhens are quick to call Brad and Angelina’s fans loons? I’m on a thread of someone I admire and I can see you are here although you are not a fan of the Jolie Pitts I see no need to get nasty it’s just my opinion. I’m still saying Brad is looking sexy as all he’ll whenever he wants to being a hands on father of six with a full life.

      • Lexi says:

        @ BNA FAN.
        I am not a hater of a fan of any celeb. I don’t know the heck is a ‘jenhen’ but you are rude and insulting. I just left a comment saying I don’t find Depp and Pitt good looking anymore and you came at me trying start a fight. Learn some manners ans grow up. I don’t really care how many kids Pitt has, I don’t think he has aged well. Its clear you have some serious issues and need help with that.

    • FingerBinger says:

      Imo Tom Cruise has had some work done. That’s why he looks better than Johnny.

      • BNA FN says:

        Tom Cruise is known to get refreshed every couple of years, he should look good knowing how many times he has had work done on his face and body.

      • Hannah says:

        @fingerbinger

        I have to disagree. It’s not only because supposed work done. Depps could look as good or better if he lived a healthy lifestyle. Cruise may be getting work done but he’s not out there chainsmoking and drinking till he falls over. He’s always kept himself fit. They asked Lenny kravitz why he looks so good at 50, he said ” I look after myself”. Lenny may dress like a rockstar ( just like Depp) but he’s not living that lifestyle anymore.

    • Jonesy says:

      There is a YouTube video of Oprah from 2004, interviewing Johnny Depp, who had just been named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” He was so gorgeous and charming, self-deprecating, just sexy as hell. It’s sad to see how far downhill he’s gone in just 11 years. He could still be very handsome, if he’d clean himself up and get healthy.

    • Zwella Ingrid says:

      Yikes. I wish I hadn’t looked at those pictures.

  40. Adrien says:

    I could count Johnny Depp’s frontal hairs. And he dyed them really black. Amber’s look is always clean. I love that she doesn’t dress frumpily to age up for Johnny or match his bohemian look. She makes JD look really greasy and ancient.

    • Sofacat says:

      Oh, she does, though! That pioneer woman long skirt and hat?? She looks good when she’s being dressed by a stylist – who wouldn’t? – but her own personal style can be really bizarre!

  41. celtlady says:

    He looks better than the last set of pictures. That is all.

  42. suzanne says:

    I watched an interesting documentary on Nightmare on Elm Street, and Wes Craven stated that when Johnny Depp came in to interview Wes thought he was “pale and sickly” looking- but his daughter thought Johnny was hot, so they went on and cast him. 🙂

  43. khaveman says:

    Proper tailoring and a white shirt and I would be on board with Johnny’s look – even the shoes. Sleeves are too long, trousers too long. And the jacket seems too long? Amber is lovely!

  44. QQ says:

    I’m dying laughing here cause as this tour progresses you can tell he is fighting and losing the battle to over accessorize like a girl in a sugar high at Claire’s , by the domestic premiere he’ll be wearing a full grill, full guyliner 12 scarves and double arm party with light up soles Platforms

  45. iheartjacksparrow says:

    The Daily Mail has a photo of Johnny from the press conference shot from the side, and he really looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in a vest.

  46. tracking says:

    She’s a snooze onscreen, but I enjoy her fashion game very much. He just looks unwell.

  47. JenniferJustice says:

    I actually feel sorry for him. He used to be so pretty and cool and totally had his own style. There wasn’t another Johnny Depp. But now that’s he’s become an addict or alcoholic (not sure what his vice is -they never say) it has taken it’s toll. He went to rehab and seems to be sober, but he looks like he’s struggling with sobriety. I wonder if counseling was included. I read he has taken to eating to replace drugs/booze. That means the underlying issue is still there – only the symptoms have been addressed. I want Johnny to be confident and cool with himself like her used to be.

  48. FingerBinger says:

    Johnny looks nice. This is an improvement from his other suits.

  49. meow says:

    I love Johnny and Amber looks gorgeous.

  50. Daria Morgendorffer says:

    He looks better in these pictures than he has in a very long time. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I refuse to fault the man for aging. With the amount of drugs and drinking he’s done in his life, he’s lucky he doesn’t look worse/isn’t dealing with major health issues.

    Any pictures of him and Amber embracing romantically make me want to puke. Maybe it’s just me, but he seems like he isn’t into it. She fawns over him dramatically and it makes their relationship look so fake, and he looks uncomfortable when she does it. When they kiss, it doesn’t seem sincere from either of them. She obviously likes being with Johnny Depp and enjoys the attention it has brought her, and I think he’s trying to use her to keep his career afloat as well.

    • captain says:

      Daria M-r, I agree with what you wrote about them, here and in the previous thread. Except, I don’t think for him it is about keeping the career afloat. Inwards, Johnny always wanted to be the cool, unconventional, rock, all about art genius. To the outside world, Johnny was always about the image he projected with his woman together: we’re so talented, sexy, edgy, unlike anyone else, league of our own, we happen to be so gorgeous too, because we’re just so incredible.

      It has nothing to do with the fact that Johnny is indeed very talented and beautiful. He probably was always a bit unsure, who he really is, because he was always playing this role. Perhaps that is the root of his talent. I think, Amber gave him back the feeling he had with Kate. We’re so crazy, free, deep, quirky bla-bla. And effortlessly gorgeous, of course. Only that Amber doesn’t love him, and Kate still does, I think. Everything is just a pose, but with his mid-life crisis loss of identity (which was never his strong point to begin with), he needs her to feel he is still this guy. So I totally agree, he uses her, just not for his career.

  51. siri says:

    This all looks so sad. Both are unhappy. The way Depp looks hasn’t much to do with aging, but with choices he made. And I think he knows very well he made a mistake by marrying this girl. He might have seen something different in her than she is able to deliver. Love this ain’t. As for Amber, I don’t see real beauty here. She looks bland, and somehow gives the vibe of a child that didn’t get the right toy. Disappointed in him, something like that.

  52. Mikie says:

    The 1992 me has a strong love for Johnny Depp and Christin Slater. But good god he looks so try hard now. Aging hipster is just sad. Going to watch 21 Jump Street now and Heathers to purge this from my mind. Lol

    • H says:

      Pump Up the Volume? CS was perfect in that!

      • yellow says:

        I finally watched that recently on netflix! It was filmed at my high school and surrounds (when I was in Jr. High and our bus would drop off HS kids before taking us to school) and I remember when they were filming it, but my parents wouldn’t let me watch Pg-13/R movies so…!

  53. Tara says:

    Johnny Depp is a shadow of his former self and he feels himself getting old, so he’s like a desperate sucker now for a young, pretty girl and this fame ho has him wrapped around her little finger. They probably think they are so unconventionally cool and deep and have pretentious discussions, but they are really like any other shallow couple who marry for status or youth or looks.

  54. frances egan says:

    yikes….. Johnny looks like he’s morphing into John waters…..and his wife doesn’t look like she’s enjoying kissing him…..

  55. G says:

    She looks fabulous! LOL @ “Lounge Lizard” He always has that LA Dresden Room Swinger swag going on. I still would!

  56. SillyBee says:

    Even his ear is mad at him for wearing that outfit….

  57. lesbastardsmiserables says:

    Hope he’s okay, he doesn’t look very happy. I feel kind of bad for him at this point with everybody picking on him. The pictures speak for themselves & I really don’t think it needs to be taken this far with scrutinising his appearance e.t.c. Obviously he’s going through some kind of shit.

    • Mary says:

      He seems very bloated. Maybe he’s having some kind of illness. Someone up post said something about liver problems. I hope he gets well soon.

  58. Nude says:

    Thanks, Bedhead. He does look exactly like an expensively dressed lounge lizard. Why does he like the sleazy look so much? And those shoes are soooooooo bad.

  59. Sez says:

    This will be Di Caprio in ten years. He’ll just have a better suit.

    • Pondering thoughts says:

      Call me an optimist but Dicaprio might surprise us. See Warren Beatty and his marriage to Annette Bening.

  60. leah says:

    I love johnny but he doesnt look good anymore. Still love him as an actor.
    Him and amber don’t look happy together. He looked happier with Vanessa and she looked happier with her ex.

  61. Amy M. says:

    That suit is way too big on him, it looks like a clown suit! He looks like Amber’s father. Guess it’s all the drinking and smoking rock n roll lifestyle catching up to him?

  62. EN says:

    And that is why, kids, you don’t do drugs and drink until you are senseless. Because good genes or not, you’ll look like that when you are 50 and it will be too late to do anything about it,

  63. gogirl says:

    She looks stunning. What a gorgeous woman. He looks…drunk.

  64. Pondering thoughts says:

    Depp looks unhappy and stressed. Why? It is his movie and probably a pretty good one!

    As for the suit: if it were a darker grey it would look great. I can’t imagine that Dior made the mistake. I do partly blame Amber.