Here are some photos of our beloved Pinocchio Butt, Khloe Kardashian, out and about in LA. I have no idea how she got those jeans on her body. I’m sure they probably have some elastic and/or they were tailored for her weirdly proportioned body. The Pinocchio Butt is still happening, even as Khloe dramatically slims down everywhere else. I wonder if she’ll ever get the butt implants taken out?
Meanwhile, Khloe is having drama with her boyfriend James Harden. I barely care, so I’ll just say that in the past week, I’ve heard stories about everything from “Khloe wants to have a baby with James Harden” to “Khloe is cheating on James Harden with Lamar Odom but it’s cool because Harden is cheating on Khloe with strippers.” So, God knows. I’m choosing to not engage with Khloe’s relationship drama at this point. But! I still love her mama drama. Khloe made a new video (on her website) called “Kris Jenner Ruined my 16th Birthday.” The story is really funny:
In a new video uploaded to her website Monday titled “Kris Jenner Ruined my 16th Birthday,” Khloe Kardashian recounts the story of how she thought her mom had gifted her a Mercedes … but it actually turned out to be a new car for Jenner herself.
“I remember my mom celebrated my birthday early because she had to do something in Hawaii,” Kardashian says in the video. “And she celebrated my birthday at Spago, which is this really fancy, great, expensive restaurant – great, but when you’re 15 you don’t know anything about Spago and you don’t want to eat fancy food! I want, like, pizza or fried chicken. And so me having some fancy tuna tartar … I’m like, ‘Raw fish? I’m 15, who the f— wants raw fish?’ ”
When her actual birthday rolled around, Kardashian remembers getting a call from security at the gate announcing they had a Mercedes car delivery for the house.
“I was like, ‘Oh my God!’ ” squeals Kardashian, now 31. “I see this car get flat-bedded into my mother’s driveway and I’m calling my mom screaming, like ‘Oh my God, you got me a car for my Sweet 16!’ – and it wasn’t for me. It was actually her car that she bought herself and they delivered it early. Ironically it was on my 16th birthday, so I was a little pissed about that,” Kardashian continued.
That’s an amazing way to screw up a 16 year old girl’s birthday. I can’t stand when parents give their 16-year-olds brand new cars (your first car should be a used piece of a crap and/or a hand-me-down), but it’s next-level drama when your parent gifts themselves with a new car on your 16th birthday. That’s just HARSH.
Speaking of cars – and this is NO JOKE – Khloe had a special customization done to her Range Rover. She had it wrapped in black velvet. SERIOUSLY. She paid money to have her Range Rover covered in black velvet. Think about how stupid that is. These people have too much money and too little sense.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Her Butt of Lies is starting to droop…
LOL…it shall be nick named “droop butt”… xD …looks like she still thinks like a traumatized 16 year old, that’s the only explanation for the velvet “idea”. Oh the vevet will look so fine when it starts cracking and peeling off…gee
or when it rains!
the part that got me was “Sean John sweatsuit”…yeah, because that’s the EPITOME of class.
I’m thinking of all the lint the velvet will attract. It’ll need to be brushed everyday. Ugh.
That is the exact same thing that I first noticed too!!
Me too. It might just be the jeans giving up on life, though.
Way to go PMK!
A VELVET-covered Range Rover. These people are such assholes.
Did no one stop to think of rain, exhaust grime, bugs,and general messiness? Oh, what am I saying. More money than sense, these people.
I’m just imagining trying to clean bird poop off of a velvet-covered car. They have more money than brains, taste, sense, etc.
Like she paid a dime for the velvet job. Her Instagram shoutout to West Coast Customs says it all.
Also, PMK is truly an evil, evil genius. Not only is she out of town on the kid’s bday, she’s in Hawaii. Not only does she buy herself a car on the kid’s bday, it’s a Mercedes. Genius.
Well, it is LA so you can rule out rain, lol. Bugs too for the most part. But still so so stupid. I just think of plant pollen stuck all over that.
Oh my gosh yes, it will be SUCH a mess. I bet it will be so dang hard to get little particles of dust and crud out . . .
I actually saw a velvet wrapped Ferrari in London last summer. It was actually v v lovely but SO Ridiculously unpractical. The guy that got out it , I was told, was a sheik from UAE. I wondered what happens when it rains….
He takes one of his 50 other cars for a ride…
A$$holes says it all…must be nice to have expendable, throw-away money for a velvet-covered Range Rover when children are starving all over the U.S.
People who do that things to cars understand nothing about cars. I bet they are all very happy at Range Rover.
I clicked this because I thought it was a typo. Velvet lined interior – not so off the wall with a washable velvet (I guess). But a velvet exterior! The poor thing. She would actually be a slim, model type if she had not added grotesque butt and boobs. These people are like the freak show in the circus of old!
Wow. A whole new level of tackiness. Black velvet car. Great idea.
The sales of big lint rollers will probably soar, so there’s that.
Ha!
They’re classy enough to use duck tape to wipe that lint away.
Just goes to show that some rich people will do literally anything with their money besides help someone else.
^^^this
Many wealthy people contribute a lot to charity. NOT THE KARDASHIAN’s.
@Hawkeye- excellent comment!!!
Someone put that statement in neon lights on a billboard right next to where they live.
The sad part is they think they are providing enough service to the world by letting everyone know the details of their collective, vapid existence. I am positive that in their tiny, empty brains, they really believe they are such giving people who have contributed so much to society.
At this point with these bimbos I’m just grateful it’s not fur and leather.
Don’t give them ideas
Still don’t understand why all the women in that family think the “full, soggy diaper” look of their butt implants is sexy.
“full, soggy diaper” look – YEEEES! this is the correct description
Yup. I just changed my son’s very wet diaper. It looked exactly like Khloe’s butt. Nothing sexy about that situation
What, she’s run out of ideas on how to spend money? Good God, this is conspicuous consumption at it’s worse. Or maybe the Pinocchio butt was…?
The high heels seem odd with the rest of her outfit. Is she wearing them all the time now? Have her feet deformed so she can’t wear anything else? They look so uncomfortable.
So does she get her vehicle dry cleaned now?
yeah, the $2000 shoes ( a guess, as they’re Louboutins) pair so well with ripped jeans.
The car drama may have been harsh for her 16th birthday. But didn’t Khloe say that Kris was overheard (or telling Khloe) she needed to get her nose fixed when she was a child? That is worse in my eyes
Believe she was 9 when she heard Kris say that. And I believe (I could be wrong) it was said directly to Khloe.
That giant butt makes her look 20 pounds heavier, which I think defeats the whole gym/weight loss thing.
Agree! It disguises her weight loss. It’s the only fat part of her body, but makes her whole body look huge.
Imagine having that much money
I can guarantee I wouldn’t spend it covering my car in velvet or making my ass any larger
What I could do with the just the money it took to cover the car in velvet!
It’s official. I hate absolutely all of these people now. As part of my protest, I will not click on any post that has anything to do with a Kardashian or a Jenner (including, Caitlyn). I’m over them all. The only way to rid the world of these parasites is to stop paying attention to them.
Right on they are getting worse if that is possible
I came here to say the same thing. I hate these arseholes. Everything about this story makes me want to throw up my hands in despair and/or punch someone.
I hear her Boo,James Harden cheated on her with some stripper.Her other Boo,French Montana is hanging with Sanaa Latham.So let her have velvet car to occupy her time until she gets her next baller or rapper.
I hope every Irish Wolfhound, Airedale and every other huge dog in its vicinity cocks his leg against her Beast.
She would look amazing without that butt modification. Such a shame!
Yep.
I don’t see much muscle tone tbh.
I’m calling BS on this story – “Security at the gate”? They used to live in a colonial-style house – not a mansion – sans security, in a regular ungated neighbourhood (which has since been torn down). #Delusional.
For her implants to be removed, she’d then have to admit she actually had implants. This is a Kartrashian, they dont admit to anything.
Maybe she borrowed Kylies make up tips to enhance her a$$. These people, oy.
how does a woman who claims to work out hard every day have zero muscle tone in her arms??? Like seriously please explain it to me…shouldn’t she be rocking Madonna pipes by now???
I know tons of “gym rats” who do nothing but cardio type exercises. No real kind of weight training. They look slender and great in clothes, but zero muscle.
She might actually be attractive without that awful fat butt…who doesn’t want to be tall and slim?? The whole family is mentally off -I dont understand why they don’t know it. Or is the joke on us who actually pay attention and encourage them. Please make them go away. I’m on the East Coast—I never knew where they came from to begin with.
This reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where George Costanza says “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
Yes!!!! Except that makes a lot more sense than draping velvet on your CAR.
She will be sorry she wasted that money on something so ridiculous when she and her family are broke in the future. Sad creatures all of them!
That will never happen. Selling your soul to the devil guarantees lifelong fortune. You can be sure PMK included that in the deal.
In what world does your brain have to live to think a velvet covered car is a good idea?
No, it doesn’t look like a Sean John sweat suit because it doesn’t have holes all over it yet.
Man, that is going to look awful in a few weeks.
Does bird shit come out of velvet?
That’s a very good question! 🙂
Having had the pleasure of dining at Spago’s much the same time as her Sweet 16, I call BS on that story. We all had Wolfgang Puck’s fantastic PIZZA – not raw fish. They were known for their pizzas.
Also – how the hell do you wash a black velvet car?
“I have no idea how she got those jeans on her body.” They’re stretch. People with big butts can wear jeans that stretch. Most skinny jeans are stretchy. This comment comes up every time someone with a huge butt wears tight jeans. They’re stretch, I promise 😩
As for the story at hand… This is just another example of what stupid people do when they have far too much money. Waste it on things like velvet exteriors.
But look at those teeny tiny foot holes and how tight they are on lower legs. They look like her feet could barely get through and that they’d be impossible to get over her calves. I mean, I think the comment is less about the jeans fitting on her butt, and how hard it would be to get on pants that are that absurdly tight.
I just can’t. Can someone please explain the insanity of this family to me? Calling them cartoon characters doesn’t even begin to touch it anymore. Seriously, why are they all over every media site every single day. Yes we love to hate them, but I can’t think of any other celeb that has the constant exposure these people have. While watching something the other day about the OJ trial they were mentioning Robert Kardashian and all I could think was the disbelief he would feel if he were still alive and witnessing his ex-wife and her stable of pimped out daughters dominate media.
For people with so much money do they ever do any good with it? I mean there must be something better to do with your wealth than enrobing your car with velvet. The height of stupidity, gluttony and vanity. It has to end at some point and I keep waiting for the Kardashian bubble, as well as their inflated asses, to burst.
But they bring excitement to the lives of regular old rich people! Just a month ago, Khloe and her Devil Mother set off fireworks from a yacht at midnight, keeping a neighborhood awake for a few hours, upsetting sleeping children and frightening the horses. I wish it occurred to me to liven up my neighbor’s lives like that! They just give and give.
What poor sucker has to lint roll that Beast? The profile shot of her ass reminds me of the lady from “Botched” who shopped around for a deal on ass implants and would up with a pair of breast implants on her butt. khloes got a case of droopy boob-ass.
LOL Killalustre you have laughing so hard. *wipes tears*
The ultimate off-roading vehicle, it can pretty much drive itself up a mountain for ***** sake. If cars had feelings this one would be feeling so humiliated right now.
Wouldn’t that be flammable, a fire hazard to be on a vehicle?
This group are the epitome of superficiality, all based on looks and material possessions. I find them all repulsive now. All they do is lie about all the procedures they do and schill their products and take endless selfies and do fake storylines on their show. Only Kendall still has a soul, it seems.
I want that purse. That’s it.
Money can buy a big fat ass …but it sure as hell cannot buy class..velvet on a range rover…. #stayklassy khloe!!
Yep, klASSY is what this one is.
Hah! Remember when people used to call Khloe the sensible one?
I doubt she paid anything for the velvet job on her range…
its publicity for the shop it was done at.
they will probably clean it for free too.
her butt looks hideous on pin leg stilts.
I’m sure she got it free or cheap for a shoutout on their ridiculous show. I assume they are still filming. I would imagine James Harden quickly tired of her baby talk. Probably calls him Jamjam like she called Lamar LamLam! These people need to be brought back to reality.
Lololol “Jamjam”.. yes! “Jammy!”
Never mind the asinine velvet vehicle (*snicker*). Skinny jeans with that monstrosity of a silicone ass and spike heels at your build and size?? Wear all the red-bottoms you want, girl, it still looks like hell.
so any updates on the alleged assault?
any pics released, since we know this family tells us absolutely every detail of their lives? gotta be pics or video of it, right?
right.
Every time I see a picture of her, I want to punch her in the face.
Wot a fantastic idea! Kar Kladding – I think we should get all of Yeezys sweatshirts from NYFW and KK’s maternity spanx and wrap them around their cars!!
Thats about as sensible as getting them covered in velvet?? I mean WTF?? lol
She looks like hell! That hair color and texture is muy mal! Those lips are all over her face. And she looks really tacky. A mess.
Nasty. Valvet soaks up every little smell. Another box or rocks for brains KarTrash move.
Khloe’s butt is taking on a personality of it’s own. What is with the Kardashians and their behinds?
God, when will this end? These people are disgusting in every way humanly possible. when will the public stop feeding into these vapid individuals?
No comment on the butt or rover. Lol. But does anyone have an ID on the handbag. The butt distorting the picture for me. Lol
http://outfitidentifier.com/category/khloe-kardashian/
BECAUSE SHE IS DETERMINED TO PROVE AGAIN AND AGAIN THAT SHE IS A TACKY GOUCHE DECLASSE IDIOT.
Either that, or, she’s just being used (and paid) to further the marketing agenda for a terribly stupid and useless product.
In that case, excellent product placement! Who, but a Kardashian, represents stupid and useless better?
That company is trying to fill an very specific and narrow niche. Ahhh, capitalism.
I don’t get it – she’s obviously working hard to get in shape, then she has last year’s pumpkin implanted in her arse … I’m afraid stepping out of a velvet-clad Range Rover is not going to diminish the horror story that is Khloe Katdashian’s arse.
Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Is “wigger” still a thing? Because she is one.
This “family” is such a joke. They don’t care that we all laugh while they rollin their millions. However..I’ll take my ordinary life filled with purpose, true family love and giving to others even if it means giving something up I can’t really afford to give, any damn day over their vapid superficial circus asses. Too bad I’ll be dead before I get a chance to laugh at 60 year old Kimmy, Klhoe and KyLIE’s diaper asses….cuz that’s gonna make for some EPIC gossip!!
I just cant any more with these people. What a waste of money to wrap a vehicle in velvet?!?! Could have been a nice donation for a charity in need. WTF. The pope was in the US last week, did they not get his message? I’m not catholic and I was so inspired by his simple lifestyle speech. I’m so embarrassed to know these kardashians are Americans!! And the stupid story about her 16th birthday! Wow!! What an asshole. What 16 year old kid expects a Benz for her birthday?! An entitled spoiled brat. I am so glad I don’t watch these jerks on TV and will do my best to avoid these freak show Clowns from corrupting my kids’ minds with such shallowness and butt manipulation surgeries.
I usually don’t comment on these people bc I don’t want to waste my time on them but today I just had to vent.
I will move along now. thx for listening.
Black velvet Range Rover? Next week stay tuned for the addition of Elvis portraits on the sides.