Craving Cheetos pic.twitter.com/qZtN4Q2F6N
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) September 29, 2015
Kim Kardashian is a Human Cheeto, so of course she craves real Cheetos. Kim posted these photos to her social media yesterday, which didn’t surprise me. What did surprise me? That nearly every entertainment site ran with the pics with big headlines about Kim and Cheetos. Is it breaking news when a pregnant woman has a craving? Of course, maybe I’m being naïve – this probably was a paid endorsement by Cheetos. I can see a meeting a Cheetos Headquarters now, with angry men debating about which celebrity is the most Cheeto-like. Ryan Reynolds? Sure. John Boehner is certainly looking for work. But they settled on Kim.
Kim appeared on The Ellen Show and she ended up chatting about baby names for the boy she’s carrying. Surprise, surprise, she actually likes the name Easton West! Kim told Ellen: “I do like the name Easton: Easton West. don’t think my husband likes that name, but I do like it. I don’t think we’ll go another direction — it’s definitely not South — every time someone says South, I just want to roll my eyes. I do like Easton, but I don’t think Kanye likes Easton, I’m not sure.” Kim and Kanye famously hated the name “North” until Anna Wintour said she liked the name, so I suggest that Wintour troll Kimye again. Please, Anna Wintour: tell Kanye that you love the name “South” for the baby. But who are we kidding? It will probably be Easton West.
Meanwhile, Kim also talked about Kanye’s dead-serious presidential run in 2020. She’s daydreaming about redecorating the White House with gold toilet towers. Hell, Kanye probably wants to paint the exterior gold! Kim told Ellen: “I was thinking about how much fun it would be to be in the White House.” They’ll need two terms though “because he loves redecorating. And I was like, ‘You are going to have to redo the whole White House, and we aren’t going to be able to enjoy it, so we are just going to have to go with the flow.’”
Kim also chatted about her style and how Kanye has influenced her clothing choices over the past few years – go here to read.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
She names her daughter after a compass, likes the name Easton West, yet rolls her eyes at South. Beotch you are a cheeto, all orange, full of empty air and leave crumbs wherever you go.
100%.
it looks like she’s missing some ‘sugar’ from her gay husband. no sane person would use a cheeto as a sexual toy.
She truly is in need of attention.
We have a winner! !😂
Yep, it seems she has been pinning for attention since she was in 8th grade and wanting to be more popular than the two names she named. I think she is stunted at the age of 15. Gee, the orangeness of the Cheetos almost match the orangeness of her skin. She needs to grow up and she needs to see a therapist so she can. Yuk.
Oh please. They “settled” on Kim so she could fellate the Cheeto.
And could she please put her gross tongue away.
She’s reminding us all of how she got famous in the first place.
The picture of her with her tongue out and eyes crossed is creepy looking. It freaked me out a bit. Her mouth doesn’t look human, her skin looks like some kind of plastic stretchy stuff, and her tongue is a freaky shape. Plus, I think there’s too much space between her nose and mouth or something. I couldn’t take my eyes off the photo even though it was giving me the creeps. I wonder if that’s all photoshop.
Adding: I just looked at it again, but this time I expanded just the tongue picture. If you have an iPad do that– it’s so fun and scary! I feel kinda bad for doing this, but that can’t really be her realio trulio face, can it?
It’s too bad Kanye doesn’t feel that he can come out. He’s not interested in KK as a woman, just as a mannequin he can dress. There is no chemistry between them.
+1
I actually like the above outfit and still prefer the name Wilde
You LIKE that getup? Seriously?
I know it will never happen but I can’t even stand the fact that dumb and dumber think they could actually get into the White House. The egos on these two make me sick.
along with the renovation and re-decoration, they’d need new custom chairs for kim’s ass and bigger doors for Kanye’s head.
They really have no shame. The White House is no joke and decoration should be the last thing to do considering a President is there to run a country not spend people’s money on a house
They would toss out all the historic artwork and fill the walls with nudes of Kim. Cause it would be really good for international relations to have world leaders greeted by Kim’s gaping asshole. World peace here we come!
DecorativeItem – ha ha at the artwork. Thanks for the laugh.
News Flash for these 2 Bozos – the White House is a protected National Historic site. The only rooms they can redo to their questionable tastes are the private living quarters and they still can’t touch the Lincoln bedroom. To a certain extent, the Oval Office can be slightly redecorated to include some personal items and there are several desks the President may chose from to use. The other rooms can be restored within certain guidelines. When Jackie Kennedy restored the White House in the 60s, she searched for the proper antiques that were in keeping with the history of the White House, had wallpaper patterns recreated, and carpeting/rugs woven to match what had been there before and relied on donations from her rich friends to do it. She crawled all through the basement and found many original pieces and had them refurbished.
I don’t know why, but there is just something about this woman that gets under my skin.
The Cheeto looks more human than Kimmy.
Can’t believe how bad she has destroyed her face. She looks like a mannequin thats been in the hot window display too long!
If Cheetos needed a spokesperson why didn’t they call Britney?
I love cheetos , still, I do. The crunchy kind oh yeah… That bitch with her alien face trying to make even snack sexy is ruining it for me. Btw Kim you don’t have to make a ” funny’ face you already look funny with all that you ve done to your face, Just disappear
Kanye is now performing at a DNC fundraiser and I’m sure he’ll bring Kimmode along. We are one messed up country glorifying this trash.
Jesus. just EAT the cheeto. you don’t have to eat it ‘sexily’, you don’t have to faux fellate it and suck your finger like there’s money in it. for some reason, these pics made me angry, not my usual level of annoyance.
she’d suck, lick, thrust anything for money. that pic with her tongue sticking out make me wants to barf.
the things that poor tongue had to do…..
at least Easton West is going to grow up with other awkwardly named kids (big sister aside), perhaps the likes of Whyton Rice, Mielk Tosst, And Robert Redshirt.
The resemblance of the upper right hand pic to an anteater is uncanny. Yuck.
What an idiot. She’s treating cheetos like a sex toy. Go away.
I almost throw up my breakfast! and I haven´t had a breakfast yet! honestly she looks horrible on those images.
I am not sure I can ever again view a Cheeto as just a yummy, but a bit messy, snack. And that ill-fitting mesh getup is just too much.
These photos — all of them — have sickened me a bit before lunch.
Gawd, she’s f’in gross.
super gross!!
LOL at these people thinking they even stand a 1% chance at getting in the white house. Gross, yet hilarious. Atleast we can get joy from knowing there is something they want and can never have…in other news, chicka needs to find a bra that fits bc that fat tissue hanging over the edge of the bra is just as repulsive as her cheetblo job pics above.
Haven’t read any comment so I apologize ahead of time if this is a repeat! This quote: “I don’t think we’ll go another direction ” is ridiculous. They ARE in a round about way going with another direction.
Rolls her eyes at “South”, but “North” is okay?
She tries to make eating Cheetos sexy? What a pathetic existence.
This is the same woman who responded to speculation stating it was “stupid” they would name this child South because “North will always, you know, be better and be more … she has a better direction”
Yep. A “better direction”…
We need to get a law on the books immediately saying that no one can redecorate the White House!
It scares me that he could actually become President. The precedent for it is how well Trump is doing in the polls.
He won’t because he’s the exact opposite of what those trump voters would go for – and on this I agree with them!
He needs 2 terms in the White House – not to change policy/the country…but because he loves to decorate. Got it.
She’s kidding right? I am all about sexual freedom and exploration but yeah effing right will our First Lady EVER be a former sex tape star.
What is wrong with her? No one can possibly think this woman is normal or sane. Of course she got paid to eat that cheeto. She does nothing without a pay check. Why on earth was she on Ellen? To promote her pregnancy? Who cares. She’s so desperate for attention. Also, no way they are getting in the White House. Yes please spend all the tax payers money on redecorating. That’s what America needs for sure.
Oh and sorry little cheeto, Ray-J did it better !
Huh. Dumbass needed some attention. Good god, she cant even make a face! Pathetic, she acts so immature and so much younger than her age. I think she thinks shes cool. Grow the eff up! People need to stop indulging this stupid, trifling hoe.
I know I should be used by now to the plastic glory that is Kim’s face, but I literally flinched at the first close-up on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Holy Frakkin’ Christ on a Bike!
I’m going to have nightmares. Thanx, Kim.
Eurgh. I did NOT need to see that. That should have come with a warning. Serves me right for clicking.
What I get from this is that Kanye has a tiny todger.
Geez, I like Cheetos too, or at least I used to before seeing Kim treat it like a porn prop. Can’t she just enjoy food like a normal person? Why does everything have to be aimed at sexually arousing a stranger? Does she really just see herself as a masturbation aid?
ok, i love kim, i really really am a fan, but this whole white house thing is CRAAACCCKINGG ME UP.