The Emotive Eyebrow known as Justin Theroux made an appearance on Good Morning America yesterday. The (pre-taped) appearance was to promote The Leftovers Season 2, but like Justin’s other interviews from the past few weeks, he gamely answered questions about his new marriage. He’s surprisingly on-message. Almost as if he was fed a list of descriptors!
Justin was asked, basically, “how is it?” with regards to marriage. Justin replied: “It’s fantastic. Something really does shift in a wonderful way and it refocuses things and in a weird way it was a long time coming. Something shifts and I can’t quite explain what it is. You relax into it in a certain way – I can’t explain it.” He was also asked about Jimmy Kimmel officiating the wedding and Justin said: “It was exactly what you would want him to do. He was extremely funny he kept things extremely light, it was extremely touching, cried a little bit – he did – well, everyone did, and it was the perfect tone for the night.” Um, Jimmy Kimmel cried while officiating the wedding? Oh, remember how Howard Stern said Kimmel was still worked up about Cecil the Lion? I think that’s what it was. Here’s the video:
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Even in that brief clip, I totally got distracted by Justin’s earring. What is that? Is it the famous safety pin? God, dude. You’re 44. Suddenly, I’m getting a Johnny Depp vibe.
Meanwhile, Star Magazine had a hilarious story about Jennifer Aniston going to a no-drama spa in New York and creating a ton of drama because she couldn’t find one single hairdryer at the establishment! Why do I totally believe that?
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I hate to be so cynical & I do love Jen buuut, the countdown to a split/divorce has begun when they said their I do’s. Even though most of us were surprised that it even got that far
Nah, I think he’s in it for the long haul or else he wouldn’t have done it. He won’t/can’t leave because he’s just as much married to Stephen Huvane and CAA (thru Aniston) and that’s what has given him the semblance of ‘name recognition,’ and newfound fame that he has.
He’s not going back to amonymity and dumpster diving for syphillis baby teeth and pretending he hates tv and crass commercialism.. for gawds sake look who he’s with! Bahaha.
Y’know what? I can’t even hate on them anymore. I sincerely hope they’re happy and that their marriage lasts.
I wish them many years of happiness.
Oh & about the earring & constant skinny jeans/bottoms…..oyyy!
I get Phil Dumphy from it all.
Now I understand why this couple has lasted this long – they are totally into the same things.
But what happened to the “this is a private wedding” thing Jennifer said few weeks ago? Constantly talking about it, getting your friends to talk about and “leak” details about things is not called private.
I want these two uber-manicured, spray-tanned knuckleheads to go the distance. They are a perfect match.
I don’t know if the spa story is true but they got some free publicity out of it.
I doubt it’s true. She’s almost certainly not frequenting spas where the staff don’t ge paid enough to fear for their jobs because of indescretions about their clients. And places that can afford to pay their staff well can afford a hairdryer.
I hope they are very happy and stay married for many many years. I think she is a nice person and I’m super happy for her. And in regards to the spa…..if its true…..who of us has never had a moment where we just get hacked off about something. The only difference….we don’t have camera’s following us around or have people reporting our moves because we are famous. If you have never had one of those moments….good for you!
For someone who claims to not have been interested in the actual wedding & planning – this trick sure has kept his mouth moving since. Plus, he’s a cheater and I give it until Feb before they split.
(Justin taking out index cards reading)
“Jennifer is the most beautiful woman on earth. She is sexy and funny. Jennifer is over her ex husband. Drink smart water. Use Aveeno. Watch Leftovers on HBO. Thank you.”
(Justin put index card in back pocket of jeans)
Can’t hate on this couple. I like both of them and the earring thing on him doesn’t bug me. It’s more of a ….meh. Hope they have many happy years together.