Miley Cyrus was papped strutting around New York City last night. Her look these days is still day-glo, trashy Easter Bunny. I’m fairly certain she purposely went shopping somewhere that had shopping bags decorated like her favorite bongs. Naturally, she still has her faux-dreadlock ponytail. Her skirt had a butt-flash panel, but I’ll spare you that photo because Miley will do anything to be outrageous.
Speaking of which, Miley will host this weekend’s season premiere of SNL. She’ll also be musical guest, so it will be another Miley extravaganza where she overpowers the entire atmosphere like she did at the VMAs. There will probably be weed jokes every five minutes, and she’ll engage in cultural appropriation. Miley doesn’t care what you think, as long as you’re thinking about her. Here’s her promo reel where she threatens not to wear any clothes.
“With or without clothes, we’re not sure.” Very sly. Anticipation for the premiere is surprisingly high in the media. People even put together a list of suggested skits, including a revival of “The Miley Cyrus Show,” which seems like a given. Miley will also probably take a shot at Nicki Minaj, and then there will be Twitter fallout. I can’t wait to see that happen.
Will people tune in to watch Miley host? Who knows. I know some critics who are dreading covering the premiere because it will be one huge stunt. That’s Miley, y’all.
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this girl is past trashy. she disgusts me.
The bag seems to be a fan gift, judging by the similar card in her hand
Even Nicki Minaj grew out of that horrible hard-candy-meets unicorn-in a wig fashion style. I hope it’ll happen soon for her too.
I don’t get it, she has the money for it, why dress like an exploded marshmallow candy shop?
Nicki Minaj is 32 Miley is 22. It’s going to take her some time to mature. Minaj being mature is still debatable.
I think when you set out to create art or music, and you’re true to yourself, you might push some boundaries that cause shock or outrage or surprise, whatever. That’s probably good in most cases, and how we grow sometimes. But when you set out to shock and outrage and surprise first, it quickly becomes stale and gimmicky. And boring. That’s where Miley is to me right now. Sort of stuck now in what will she do next? No good comes of that, usually.
I’m starting to wonder if this girl has a mental illness of some kind. (Aside from just being ridiculous.)
CINDY I’m convinced she is unwell.
couldn’t agree more, narcissistic personality disorder? annoying as hell.
SNL can’t do better then that? C’mon man
Exactly. Do they want talented artists on their show, or do they only care about shock and controversy too? They could have anybody they want. I don’t get it.
I want any one of the following: Jonah Hill, Melissa McCarthy, Christopher Walken, or better yet, make it an alumni reunion – Will Farrell, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristin Wii, Tracy Morgan, David Spade, Sherry O’Teri, Darryl Hammond. That would be awesome. The reason why is because they are all TALENTED INDIVIDUALS!
She looks like prom queen at the dollar store. She needs is disappear for a while and get back to her musical roots with Aunt Dolly.
It’s Miley!! I love how self deprecating she is. I think that it will be a fun show, and when was the last time you could say that about SNL??!!
She is so boring.
Good Gah, she is an idiot.
Is she wearing a Big Gulp as a necklace?
Is it me or does the kid in photo #1 look like Baby Tyga?
No clothes > her clohtes.
looks like Lisa Frank threw up all over her
Seriously. I CANNOT with all this horrifically fugly 90s crap that is coming back…hand-decorated denim? neon? shorts with tights? Please god no, I did that all in middle school.
I get the faux dread piece–she’s growing out a hard haircut. But the rest of all of this “look” is like the clearance section at Justice, complete with broken sunglasses, earring cards with one earring missing, and bunch o’stuff on the floor.
That said, I’ve always found her to be a decent SNL host. All those years of hamming it up in front of a live Disney studio audience gave her a better knack for it than most big name actors.
Yawn. She’s obviously doing a montage to Madonna from “Suddenly Seeking Susan.” Try again.
I kind of like her 90’s raver look. I think it’s much better than all those see-through clothes that all other celebrities are wearing these days.
Plus, I heard her new album is very good (no way I would purposefully try to listen to it), so I hope she starts to move away from that oversexualized image.
The sad part is that she can actually be funny and sing well, if she stop trying hard to cover her talent with her famewhore-naked- persona.
ewwwww puke puke
Thanks for the reminder to cancel this recording on my DVR.
I’d like to see the SNL season premiere with her. I don’t know why, but I’m just wishing her much success. I always thought she was kinda adorable – ever since my now 15-year-old daughter used to watch her on (what was it called?) The Miley Cyrus Show? (on Disney or Nickelodeon). And I love Dolly Parton – and I heard she’s Miley godmother – so there’s that.
Her old show was Hannah Montana.
I think as a former disney kid she’ll do well, even with the stunt queening. All those disney shows are really a collection of skits with musical numbers and laugh tracks.