“Kate Moss is writing a cookbook” afternoon links

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– New Cookbook For Kate Moss. Oh the irony. I’m guessing it’ll have a lot of celery and air-based recipes [I’m Not Obsessed]
Gary Coleman Is Still Angry. Shocking, considering his wide variety of emotions [Dlisted]
Beyonce returns to New York in massive heels [Lainey Gossip]
Anna Nicole’s Dad Blames Howard Stern for Daughter’s Death [PopEater]
Laura Leighton Returning to Melrose Place [MSN Wonderwall]
– Supposedly Bobby Brown was once kidnapped and held for ransom [Bossip]
Angelina Jolie Collapses On ‘Salt’ Set [Fafarazzi]
Hugh Hefner has a terrible awkward looking birthday [Celebslam]
Joss Whedon Could Take a Lesson from Brian Austin Green [Pajiba]
– Are Tila Tequila and Billy Corgan dating? In what world does that happen? [Websters is my Bitch]
Jenny McCarthy takes a tumble [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– According to Heidi Montag’s Twitter, she eats more than those compulsive overeaters on Oprah [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Even Kate Hudson has an ugly day [PopSugar]
– The Japanese Have a Penis Festival. I am clearly living in the wrong country [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]
Serena Williams in a bikini [The Superficial]
Kellie Pickler Cleans Up Well [Hollywood Tuna]

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  1. Shelly Shellz says:

    “How To Cook Crack…Expert Edition”

  2. TinaWithPom says:

    “101 Ways to Cook Heroine”

    “How to Cook Heroine… The Old-Fashioned Way”

    “Half-Baked: The Cookbook for Coke Lovers”

  3. Lina says:

    As for Anna Nicole’s dad blaming Howard Stern for her death: Yes, he may have supplied her with drugs but she put them in her own mouth. I don’t know much about her life but I’m sure she was taking all sorts of stuff before she met Howard.

    Although I do think that the doctor(s) that she had should have been more responsible about monitoring the other prescriptions she had.

  4. whatever says:

    “The Anorexic’s guide to (pretend) eating”

    “Cooking with cocaine for every ocassion”

    “Blow-by-blow cooking with Kate Moss”

  5. Pufft says:

    My Personal CokeBook: Expert advice on shedding weight

    Kate’s CokeBook: One Snife and you’re hooked

    More than a CokeBook: The secret is in the spoon

  6. Pufft says:

    Snife=Sniff

    The Ultimte CokeBook: For your daily fix

    (This is too easy. I can do this all day)

  7. TinaWithPom says:

    LOL at everyone’s titles.

  8. whatever says:

    “Cocaine: Breakfast of champions”

    “Crack and blow: celeb secrets to staying thin. With a foreward by Amy Winehouse.”

    “100 different ways to cook with cocoa leaves.”

  9. OXA says:

    Baked beans on toast 100 ways and will her next book be on child developement.

  10. Pufft says:

    Go White: When Green stops working for YOU!

  11. Prissa says:

    LOL at all the titles!!!

    BTW – what the heck is up with her belly?

  12. raven says:

    She’ll use bits of tobacco leaves for garnishes.

  13. Pufft says:

    @Prissa: Pregnancy rumours have been doing the rounds for some months now. So I’m guessing that’s what’s up

  14. lisa says:

    She always looks like she is coming off being wasted.

  15. idkwhattowritehere says:

    LOL how can she write a cookbook if she doesnt even eat anything herself? I’m guessing the main ingredients are air, diet pills, and a finger to stick down your throat.

  16. TinaWithPom says:

    All laughing aside, I really do hope Ms. Moss is not pregnant AND doing drugs.

  17. Kelly says:

    Kate Moss eats?!?

  18. cleveland says:

    “Make everything you cook CRACK-licious!”

    “METH lab cooking: You too can cook it, lose weight, and make new (junkie) friends!”

  19. Trashaddict says:

    Next up: the Pope writes a book on the how-to of great sex.

  20. spooge says:

    Lunch: Carrot stick with blow
    Dinner: Sliced Cucumber followed by upchuck.
    Snack: Baked brain.

  21. MomInNH says:

    1. Kate Moss is the LAST person I’d refer to when cooking. That cookbook will never sell.

    2. Gary Coleman has some SERIOUS anger issues. Always has. I suspect that stems from the ever present “little guy syndrome” and horrible upbringing.

    3. I don’t hold Howard Stern at all responsible in Anna Nicole’s death. That had nothing to do with him and everything to do with Anna and her many Dr’s. Even if he knew about her drug use she was an adult who made the decisions about what she did or didn’t put into her body.

    4. Jenny Mc C really DOES have one of the most comical faces, doesn’t she? Makes her a perfect match for the man with the rubber face, huh?

  22. Jag says:

    Angelina really needs to take better care of herself. 🙁

  23. Hieronymus Grex says:

    Will it include tips on discrete throwing up after eating ?

  24. sissoucat says:

    Ohh, Pufft has already had the CokeBook idea !

    On another note : her belly is too wide and flaccid for her to be pregnant. Or so I hope. It shows because she has eaten a bit, for a change.

  25. the original kate says:

    here’s a sample recipe, just in time for easter/passover!

    preheat the oven to 325
    cut and snort a line of coke
    wash a celery stick
    eat it
    take a laxative
    smoke a cig
    turn off oven
    go to a party