– New Cookbook For Kate Moss. Oh the irony. I’m guessing it’ll have a lot of celery and air-based recipes [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Gary Coleman Is Still Angry. Shocking, considering his wide variety of emotions [Dlisted]
– Beyonce returns to New York in massive heels [Lainey Gossip]
– Anna Nicole’s Dad Blames Howard Stern for Daughter’s Death [PopEater]
– Laura Leighton Returning to Melrose Place [MSN Wonderwall]
– Supposedly Bobby Brown was once kidnapped and held for ransom [Bossip]
– Angelina Jolie Collapses On ‘Salt’ Set [Fafarazzi]
– Hugh Hefner has a terrible awkward looking birthday [Celebslam]
– Joss Whedon Could Take a Lesson from Brian Austin Green [Pajiba]
– Are Tila Tequila and Billy Corgan dating? In what world does that happen? [Websters is my Bitch]
– Jenny McCarthy takes a tumble [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– According to Heidi Montag’s Twitter, she eats more than those compulsive overeaters on Oprah [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Even Kate Hudson has an ugly day [PopSugar]
– The Japanese Have a Penis Festival. I am clearly living in the wrong country [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
– Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]
– Serena Williams in a bikini [The Superficial]
– Kellie Pickler Cleans Up Well [Hollywood Tuna]
“How To Cook Crack…Expert Edition”
“101 Ways to Cook Heroine”
“How to Cook Heroine… The Old-Fashioned Way”
“Half-Baked: The Cookbook for Coke Lovers”
As for Anna Nicole’s dad blaming Howard Stern for her death: Yes, he may have supplied her with drugs but she put them in her own mouth. I don’t know much about her life but I’m sure she was taking all sorts of stuff before she met Howard.
Although I do think that the doctor(s) that she had should have been more responsible about monitoring the other prescriptions she had.
“The Anorexic’s guide to (pretend) eating”
“Cooking with cocaine for every ocassion”
“Blow-by-blow cooking with Kate Moss”
My Personal CokeBook: Expert advice on shedding weight
Kate’s CokeBook: One Snife and you’re hooked
More than a CokeBook: The secret is in the spoon
Snife=Sniff
The Ultimte CokeBook: For your daily fix
(This is too easy. I can do this all day)
LOL at everyone’s titles.
“Cocaine: Breakfast of champions”
“Crack and blow: celeb secrets to staying thin. With a foreward by Amy Winehouse.”
“100 different ways to cook with cocoa leaves.”
Baked beans on toast 100 ways and will her next book be on child developement.
Go White: When Green stops working for YOU!
LOL at all the titles!!!
BTW – what the heck is up with her belly?
She’ll use bits of tobacco leaves for garnishes.
@Prissa: Pregnancy rumours have been doing the rounds for some months now. So I’m guessing that’s what’s up
She always looks like she is coming off being wasted.
LOL how can she write a cookbook if she doesnt even eat anything herself? I’m guessing the main ingredients are air, diet pills, and a finger to stick down your throat.
All laughing aside, I really do hope Ms. Moss is not pregnant AND doing drugs.
Kate Moss eats?!?
“Make everything you cook CRACK-licious!”
“METH lab cooking: You too can cook it, lose weight, and make new (junkie) friends!”
Next up: the Pope writes a book on the how-to of great sex.
Lunch: Carrot stick with blow
Dinner: Sliced Cucumber followed by upchuck.
Snack: Baked brain.
1. Kate Moss is the LAST person I’d refer to when cooking. That cookbook will never sell.
2. Gary Coleman has some SERIOUS anger issues. Always has. I suspect that stems from the ever present “little guy syndrome” and horrible upbringing.
3. I don’t hold Howard Stern at all responsible in Anna Nicole’s death. That had nothing to do with him and everything to do with Anna and her many Dr’s. Even if he knew about her drug use she was an adult who made the decisions about what she did or didn’t put into her body.
4. Jenny Mc C really DOES have one of the most comical faces, doesn’t she? Makes her a perfect match for the man with the rubber face, huh?
Angelina really needs to take better care of herself. 🙁
Will it include tips on discrete throwing up after eating ?
Ohh, Pufft has already had the CokeBook idea !
On another note : her belly is too wide and flaccid for her to be pregnant. Or so I hope. It shows because she has eaten a bit, for a change.
here’s a sample recipe, just in time for easter/passover!
preheat the oven to 325
cut and snort a line of coke
wash a celery stick
eat it
take a laxative
smoke a cig
turn off oven
go to a party