Queen Elizabeth got a request to take America back & she has refused

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Do you think Queen Elizabeth has strong feelings for or against America and Americans? I do not. I think the Queen has lived many years and she likes some parts of America and doesn’t care for other parts, just as she probably enjoys meeting some Americans and not others. She’s never seemed all that worked up about treating America like Britain’s hillbilly cousin (which some British people tend to do), nor has she ever seemed overly fond of America. America is just THERE for the Queen and she accepts our presence in her world. Well, one American decided to write to the Queen and ask her to take us, her majesty’s loyal subjects, back into her loving embrace. The Queen was all “Nah.”

An American who asked the Queen to put Donald Trump out of the running and take back control of the US has had his request politely declined. A Reddit user wrote that an “Anglophile friend” resorted to writing to Buckingham Palace because he was “frustrated with the current field of presidential candidates (particularly on the GOP side)”.

The letter, posted by user no-soy-de-escocia, was addressed to both the Queen and Prime Minister.

“On behalf of the American people, I urgently implore you to take us back,” it read. “Clearly, the options we have to lead us aren’t up to par. Again, please, I beg of you, make the United States of America a colony of the United Kingdom. “For further reasons as to why this is such a necessary, albeit drastic, step, I refer to tonight’s Republican Party Primary debate. Thank you. God save The Queen.”

The letter was sent on 16 September, when 11 front-runners for the Republican Presidential nomination had gone head-to-head for three hours on CNN. Sharing a photo of the reply, which appeared to be on official royal letter paper, the person wrote that they were shocked his friend was dignified with a response.

The Queen’s deputy correspondence coordinator wrote: “I have been asked to write in response to your recent letter to The Queen in which you express your views about the American government. Whilst your views have been noted, you will appreciate, I am sure, that there can be no question of The Queen intervening in the affairs of another Sovereign state.”

A photo of the letter, shared on Imgur by bardiak on Thursday, has been viewed more than two million times and the Reddit post has garnered more than 3,000 comments, which were mainly tongue in cheek.

[From The Independent]

Such uneducated Yanks! The Queen is not the head of government, she is the head of state. She is apolitical by design. Don’t write to the Queen to bitch about American politics, is what I’m saying. Plus, it’s not like Prime Minister David Cameron has it all figured out! I’m not saying he’s like Donald Trump or anything (for all of his faults, Cameron is 100 times better than Trump), but I am saying that every country has their own crappy politicians! Don’t go begging the Queen to take us back. I don’t want my tax dollars paying for the Duchess of Wiglets!!!

These are photos of the Queen at The Qipco Champions Race Day at Ascot on Monday. She was especially grumpy, but the brooch is lovely and suddenly I really have a hankering for a creamsicle.

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  1. Mrs. Wellen Melon says:

    Too bad. I’d love to see Queen Elizabeth rock some of our American designers. Ralph Lauren for corgis and polo, Carolina Herrera for state dinners, all accessorized with cute Kate Spade and Michael Kors bags and shoes.

    • Loopy says:

      Does she only wear English designs? Same as the rest of the royal family…is this what is required does Flotus also only where US designers?

      • Murphy says:

        The Queen only wears Angela Kelly, her personal designer. Doesn’t get more English than that.
        The rest of the Royal Family are encouraged to wear English designs especially during public outings and duties.
        I think Flotus is pretty good at doing the same thing, sticking to American designs and stores like J Crew.

    • Suzanne says:

      Tangerine is NOT the Queen’s color. She looks very pale…and gaunt in that shade. I wish she’d stop wearing matchy matchy all the time…Everything always is the same…hat and coat…hat and dress…never complimentary colors…to the outfit. The Brits have LOUSEY looking shoes…You can pick them out on the sites here in the US that sell shoes made in the UK. They’re funky. Nothing like our American designers…very pilgrimesque. LOL
      Her Royal Majesty doesn’t NEED to take US back…we’re perfectly happy disconnected from the mother ship. We’ve come a lot further without them…than we would have with them!

      • Mary-Alice says:

        I buy all my shoes in Europe and England included. To me North America has no shoes (nor does it have designers). As about the Queen, at this age and at events where she has to stand and walk even if only for half an hour, she deserves every praise for wearing court shoes.! If we ever reach this age, I doubt many will wear any kind of heal at all.

  2. Erin says:

    America was never hers to begin with. This guy is suggesting coup.

    • Olenna says:

      Right, and on top of that this Reddit person sounds as ignorant as the people supporting Trump.

  3. Mayamae says:

    Guess they don’t get our American humor.

  4. Duchess of Corolla says:

    I have thought about writing a similar letter. Would have sent it to the Prime Minister, though.

    Her Majesty looks great, as always.

    • Tash says:

      Yes, she always looks lovely and I love her look here but my OCD is ruining it for me – are those different buttons on her coat? WHY ARE THEY DIFFERENT?!?! 🙂 Oh, wait, they look the same in the first picture. Good!

      • marjiscott says:

        The buttons appear to be Mother of Pearl. It’s the way the light is hitting them. Also, looks like HM has just gotten pranked..and she looks as if she isn’t happy about it..

    • Santia says:

      Speak for yourself. The rest of us don’t want to go back. As Kaiser said above: “I don’t want my tax dollars paying for the Duchess of Wiglets!!!” This +1000. We have enough corporate and regular welfare recipients here.

  5. Tash says:

    I would be grumpy too if I were almost 90 and still working at full steam while my grandson and future king and his wife are attending sporting events and bitching how bad they have it.

  6. Pandy says:

    We still have QE as our sovereign here in Canada but we have to turf out our politicians as well. No Queenly interventions for us either. We just turfed out our last crop of losers last night.

    • Who ARE these people? says:

      Yes we did!

      • vauvert says:

        I actually cried when Peter announced a majority Liberal government. Finally.

      • Jackrabbit says:

        I know – I was so happy when I found out this morning (I live overseas). I wasn’t allowed to vote thanks to Harper & his Cons enforcing the “5 year rule” in July…….having my right to vote stripped like that made me more determined to have a voice and I begged (and promised double-doubles) to everyone I know to vote Liberal…..I guess it worked😊

      • Who ARE these people? says:

        Aw. ‘Course you did. It’s been a long time. I’m dual and used to long horrible governments in the USA but Harperman seems to have been a somewhat new experience for Canada which says something good about Canada!

      • Who ARE these people? says:

        Jackrabbit I hope you get your vote back. That rule is just wrong, and they did it on purpose to disenfranchise certain voters. As a dual citizen, I still vote in every US election – right down to sheriff and county clerk. Some of that seems strange but hey, why turn down a right?

    • Lol, littlestar sent me a message today–she was so excited! And your new Prime Minister is pretty hot. I told her I’m moving in.

    • belle de jour says:

      Congratulations, neighbors!

  7. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    She’s so pretty. I think it’s hilarious that she responded.

  8. The Eternal Side-Eye says:

    This seems like one of those things that should have never gone beyond an anonymous post on Reddit.

    Why would the Queen even bother to respond? Also, lol, why would anyone want us to go back to being under a Queen of all things? Just confusing all the way around.

    • Betti says:

      I remember reading something that every letter send to HM gets a reply.

      • MP says:

        This is true! I’ve got one! 😁
        I’m a huge fan of the BRF and especially HM and I heard about this from a documentary years and years ago. I wrote her a letter for her Golden Jubilee and got a lovely thank you note from one of her ladies in waiting I guess. At least they what the documentary called them.
        I was soo happy!

    • skyblue 101 says:

      Betti’s right, I remember reading that as well, their staff answer everything and they get letters from everywhere, from all ages, all treated seriously. It was clearly a jokey/frustrated letter so how does a secretary respond to that – in similarly jokey manner? “Oh righto, we’ll be over on Friday for the keys!”

    • The Eternal Side-Eye says:

      Wow guys, I didn’t know every single letter got a reply. That’s really interesting and actually pretty cool.

      Thanks for the info!

    • Ash says:

      “Why would the Queen even bother to respond? Also, lol, why would anyone want us to go back to being under a Queen of all things? Just confusing all the way around. ”

      People are stupid.

  9. Sixer says:

    Her Maj is too busy smooching the Chinese to be bothered with you colonial types today! David (you can have him if you want him, Kaiser, complete with his coterie of dead pigs) Cameron wants to gift them our energy infrastructure. Let’s hope nobody brings up the Opium Wars!

    (STOP STOP STOP distracting me! I am closing my browser because I have no willpower).

    • Who ARE these people? says:

      They got gifted some Canadian energy infrastructure too under the now-deposed PM. Great minds…

  10. Mia4s says:

    Hahahahaha! Awww, that’s both funny and a sad statement.

    Speaking of the colonies, I am a happy Canadian today! Conservative government out, Trudeau in! Might we regret it? Sure. But we rejected fear and went with innovation and optimism. I’ll take it. Canada is back baby!!

    • Who ARE these people? says:

      Hoping so! Now we have to see what they actually do with the mandate. But yay… SH got a shellacking!

      • Nic919 says:

        And he didn’t even have the courage to personally resign. Did it via spokesperson.
        I have never seen a politician who has been so contemptuous of the people whose votes he needs.

      • Who ARE these people? says:

        Nic919 I know that was an odd omission and no accident. Maybe with that ego of his, it was just too hard to eat that much crow in public. Only sad that to be sure of kicking him out, we lost a lot of hard-working NDP MPs.

  11. Betti says:

    I love her resting b!tchface – makes her look like a ‘don’t mess with me and my handbag’ kinda grandmother.

    This Chinese state visit started today – wonder if the wiglet will make an appearance at the state dinner,

    • Murphy says:

      lets hope not! Don’t need her ignorance and disrespect creating an international incident!

  12. LAK says:

    I think HM’s thoughts on matters American as imagined by Gin O’Clock is the best.

    • Murphy says:

      oh I love Gin O’clock!

    • skyblue 101 says:

      Looked it up, made me laugh my arse off,

      “We’ve had to lock the corgis away from the Chinese. As a precaution.”

      “No, Phillip, you’re not wearing that to the Chinese State Banquet. One doesn’t care how funny you’d find the look on the President’s face.”

      “Jesus Christ, Camilla. One doesn’t care if it’s #NoBraDay. You’ll have some poor sod’s eye out if you’re not careful.”

      Brilliant.

  13. lowercaselois says:

    There are some days, when I watch the news, England can have the U.S. back.

  14. Murphy says:

    I’m American and I got a laugh out of this. Please take me back Ma’am!! I’m born and raised in Connecticut-I’m not a red neck and I know how to curtsey!

    • j.eyre says:

      Hmm, England won’t have us and since I am a West Coaster, maybe we can call Spain and see if they will take us back?

      • Nameless and Blameless says:

        Yes! Their king is quite handsome and I wouldn’t mind peeking at that mug every time I licked a stamp.

  15. Sarah01 says:

    Desperate times call for desperate measures 😂

  16. Charlotte15 says:

    Her grumpy face is hilarious, and is the woman in back of her in the bottom photo wearing a giant replica of Diana’s engagement ring? That would annoy me too if I was HM! 😉

  17. Citresse says:

    When the subject is America and HM, doesn’t HM suffer a flashback of when Mrs. Obama placed her arm around her? When I saw it, I thought how dreadful.

    • FingerBinger says:

      The queen didn’t catch anything from Mrs. Obama. She’s gotten over it you should too.

    • Deedee says:

      Michelle Obama put her hand on the Queen only after the Queen had placed her own hand on the First Lady’s back as part of their conversation.

    • Olenna says:

      Jeez, are you serious? That was 5-6 years ago and it was no big deal to most people who don’t favor class and caste systems. Like FingerBinger said, please get it over it.

    • Citresse says:

      I think HM didn’t like it since it was reported she looked surprised. Anyway, I’m of the old school that no one touches HM. And the fact it was written up indicated others feel the same way. Did you ever see the Obamas embrace her again?

      • Olenna says:

        “Did you ever see the Obamas embrace her again?” No, but I wasn’t looking and why would either one touch her again in public after the media made such an unwarranted uproar about protocol and those who were inclined to be enraged about anything the POTUS and FLOTUS do jumped on the bandwagon? But, it’s all good because apparently TQ told the FLOTUS, “Michelle, I ain’t mad at you. Why don’t you pop over and have a tour of my BP quarters.”
        http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/14/michelle-obama-queen-eliz_n_215325.html

      • Citresse says:

        It was a sincere question. Did you ever see the Obamas embrace HM in such a manner at a later time? I didn’t know. I don’t know.
        Though it probably didn’t happen again after 2011 when Obama insisted on finishing a speech and a toast to HM during the playing of God Save the Queen.

      • Olenna says:

        And, I’m sincere, too. And, because you couldn’t resist mentioning another Obama “fault”, my point has been proven and I have nothing else to say on the matter.

    • notasugarhere says:

      Like the gasp heard round the world when President Obama put his hand on her elbow to help the elderly queen down the stairs? Yes, far past time to get over it.

      • Citresse says:

        Of course it’s appropriate to offer help to someone, but it’s best to ask first unless you see someone already starting to slip and fall or you believe someone is in danger.

      • Citresse says:

        And for the record, I never felt “enraged” about it. Not at all. That’s going way too far. I just felt it was a cringe worthy moment in time given a long history of tradition and protocol. And after all, if there has never been photographic evidence of HM embracing a British PM and/or spouse, then why start with the Obamas (foreigners)? What happened to taking care of your own first?

  18. jwoolman says:

    I have sometimes had the fantasy of Canada taking over. Mounties to the rescue and all that…. At least we’d have reasonable health care. But I have been informed by Canadian friends that they don’t want us.

    • Another Anna says:

      I propose that the normal Canadians and the normal Americans get together and form Americanada. Meanwhile we can split off Arkansas, Kansas, Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma… All the nutty states. We’ll all hang out and be nice together and we’ll have universal healthcare and it’ll be great.

  19. Chinoiserie says:

    I red about this on reddit when the person posted this. So news sites are reading reddit to get news?

  20. For years, I’ve tries to place who the Queen reminds me of. Then I saw the picture of her looking right at he camera but not smiling and it hit me. She looks like my 85 year old Aunt. Maybe it just happens after a certain age?

  21. anne_000 says:

    At least we’d get national health care if we went back to being a colony. I’ve been watching with particular care in scenes of British shows and movies in which a character is sent to the hospital. No employee is following around the family asking for if the patient has insurance and none of the families are worried about how much the surgery will cost and how long before the patient is kicked out of the hospital bed for not being able to afford it. Then the nurses and other care workers come to the patient’s house and nobody is telling anybody not to because they’re too worried about the medical bill.

    Also, would be nice to get ABSOs more easily. 🙂

  22. dawnchild says:

    I usually like her outfits, but I don’t think she likes her own here either. She looks she was attacked by a 50’s peach shag rug!

  23. Jade says:

    Does she use sunscreen a lot? Her skin looks good…

  24. Citresse says:

    LOVE the golden carriages! (welcoming the Chinese President). sorry bit off topic.

  25. Faun says:

    Deeply offensive. I’m a DAR member, and my 5th great grandfather fought in the Revolution to, you know, FREE US from England.

  26. zimmer says:

    Creamsickle all the way!

  27. ImFlying says:

    Something positive, I also like the creamsickle and the black gloves. It looks good on her.

  28. Betti says:

    The Wiglet turned up at the Banquet and gave her best ‘I’m interested’ face – the Fail has a great screen grab of Normal Bill side eyeing someone.

    At least she didn’t embarrass us by flashing the Chinese.