Today is Kim Kardashian’s birthday. She turns 35 years old today. And she’s miserable! She’s having another miserable pregnancy, although her first pregnancy was a lot harder on her. These are photos of Kim and Kanye West at the CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Event at the Chateau Marmont last night. Kim and Kanye were cohosting the event, so they did have to show up. Like the entire Kardashian-Jenner clan, Kim took a break from social media and from getting pap’d on the street for about a week while Lamar Odom was struggling for his life in a Las Vegas hospital. Now that Lamar has been transferred to LA and he’s doing a little bit better, Kim and the rest of the family are back to doing events and posting stuff on social media.
I’m including some photos inside the CFDA event at the end of the post. Anna Wintour was there, which is just further proof that Wintour loves Kanye in particular and that Wintour uses Kanye for her own devices (like, getting Kimye to raise money for the Vogue Fashion Fund). I don’t have the ID on Kim’s dress, but it’s not good. I’m not a prude (okay, that’s sort of a lie) but I don’t think heavily pregnant women should wear skirts with slits up to their hip joint.
As for Kim’s birthday, she did a Q&A session on her subscription website in honor of her b-day. What are Kim’s birthday wishes this year? “Expanding the family, having a son, and getting skinny!” What was Kim’s most memorable birthday? “When Kanye and I got engaged!” That was her 33rd b-day, in case you’re keeping track.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Getty.
Okay, that outfit is just horrible. And is she spanxing that baby bump to all get out or is it just the pose that makes her look so much smaller (and I believe she is pregnant, not faking it)? I really wish we would get out of this “less is more” look. There’s a pic of Beyonce on one site where she looks like she will have a slip of the nip at any time. It’s just not Kim, it’s many celebs that wear the barely there fashions.
I have the same question. Where on earth did her belly go? She looks appropriately pregnant all the time and now…tiny bump maybe? The dress may be ugly but it certainly minimizes.
Kim shops clearance at Nordstrom Rack, just like us!
I literally LOL’d at this!
And he picked up his formal attire in the women’s markdown section at the gap..
I think she looks beautiful here and is dressed appropriately for the event.
Happy Kanye! The end is near?
From the front the skirt actually seems to push in her stomach? She’s moved onto optical illusion territory. Nice move Kimmie. If she just embraced her changing body I bet she’d be a lot less miserable. She should have pulled a Psoh and disappeared at soon as she got fat and came back skinny. No one has seen VB fat
That skirt makes her pregnant belly looks like a stuffed pillow gone wrong. Lol.
I can’t help but feel sorry for Kim, she looks sooo miserable.
And she managed to cover her t*ts, so congrats – the dress is a tiny bit better than what she usually wears.
I’m feeling very benevolent while typing this.
She got what she wanted. It just wasn’t what she was expecting. They always say be careful what u wish for, because u just may get it. She got it.
What a difference a little volume in her hair makes for softening her whole face! That slicked back center part pony tail just makes me cringe.
That’s what I though too. Her hair looks good here and helping her whole look.
Ah.., thanks, McBeanerer. I couldn’t put my finger on what was different. Yes, her hair makes her looks much softer. Sadly, it’ll be back to its usual, flat, middle-parted self in no time, though. She won’t give up her signature look easily.
Her lips look like they’re about to explode.
Kanye looks good when he smiles though, he should try it more often.
I know! He looks like an actual human being when he smiles
Her lips DO look like they are about to explode! And the dress – no, just no.
Pregnancy is such a state of grace; I wish she would honor it by not wearing cheap styles.
not normally a big fan of Kanye, but subconsciously he must be getting to me. I stood up close to his mannequin at madame tussaud’s in london recently and I came over all shy of a sudden…
Her camel lips make her look like she’s going to topple over. Ugh.
I hate to defend her but she’s said before that her lips swelled a lot when she was pregnant with Nori. Pregnancy is so weird, man…
Geez. I wasn’t sure if it was pregnancy or her doing injections when she shouldn’t be. Poor her if it’s strictly a pregnancy side effect. Pregnancy really seems determined to make her as miserable as possible.
I just can’t believe there’s a picture of Nuclear Wintour is actually smiling!!
Is that good for the baby to spanx-mash it all around like that?
Where is her bump in that one picture? Photoshop? You can’t spanx a bump down that much, no way. I still don’t understand her (constant) drastically changing bump this whole pregnancy….later that night she wore a black dress and her bump was twice that size
The bump is actually there in all the rest of the pics posted in this post of the same event. It’s the optical illusion of the skirt design when looking at it head one. You can clearly see her bump from the side.
Yuck
Her lips look horrible, way overdone. Can you keep doing botox and fillers while preggo?
My lips are swollen this pregnancy, so maybe it is pregnancy swell on top of the fillers she probably got five minutes before she got pregnant. I don’t think most doctors would do it to someone pregnant, but it also seems like there is always that one crazy on that will do anything.
Yeah I think that’s what it is.since she got ivf, she pretty much knew when she was going to get pregnant, so she got a fill up beforehand.
Kim is basically Michael Jackson now. Her face has been messed with so much she’s otherworldly.
I agree! She isn’t very attractive at all anymore.
I wonder how she feels being in her mid thirties? I mean truly! You know she is depressed. I’m sure her secret 4th wish was to be 5 to 10 years younger! I think getting older is a blessing and we are lucky to do so but I’m sure she is crying. “No gifts. Please just leave me alone with my thoughts!” Lol.
She’s in her mid thirties but mentally she’s 14.
And numerous body parts are about 5-10.
Whatever. A pregnant woman can wear whatever the hell she wants. It’s fug as all get out, but it would be ugly whether or not she was hugely pregnant.
If shes so ashamed of her pregnancy butt, which I’m assuming since she covers it constantly, how about not wearing skin tight everything..
No, it sucks.
VOGUE has grown so f-ing trashy now.
Ever since Wintour associated herself with these two ass wipes I start hating on vogue too . These people have no fashion sense they are not avant-garde in any way. They just put on some designer clothes and make them look trashy
I don’t get Wintours association with these two myself, but she does look extraordinarily well put together next to them. Perhaps they are her ugly friends?
Maybe her next appointment that day was with her obstetrician, and she thought the hip high split in the frock would make it easier for her to get into the stirrups. How thoughtful of her. Always practical that Kim.
CACKLING
Ugh. Just ugh.
What you mean no paid appearance at a club in Vegas this year like she does every year on her bday? Her bday wishes make no sense, she’s already pregnant and she knows it’s a boy. The “getting skinny” part will take a lot of hard work…is she up for it?
Also, how can these two co-host a fashion event when they are by far the worse dressed “celebs” out there?
Kanye looks as if he’s lost some weight, no?
Nice to see the semblance of a smile, but in the name of all that’s holy put the thigh away – it looks like an over-baked ham. A little dignity in her choice of outfits during her pregnancy is obviously too much to hope for.
Her lips look like they’re about to explode but this is overall probably the best I’ve seen her look her whole pregnancy.
Kim grosses me out in many ways, but one of the things is the fact she PLASTERS herself with toxic chemicals. Endless mascara, foundation, lippie, hair products, nail polish, tooth whitening products, etc. I’m not surprised she has horrible pregnancies. She needs to see a naturopath.
I’ve heard a sufficient number of anecdotal testimonies to be firmly convinced that these toxins in everyday products can wreak havoc with your hormones, especially during pregnancy and post-birth, aside from other toxic effects. And women who don’t use natural products are probably exposed to ten times what men are.